Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Gardner Barnes 1,579]

He's actually #1, it's just taking him a while to get there.

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

It's tempting to conduct the research and perform the analysis for them, then send it anonymously to one of their idoit texags mouthpieces,  and watch them post it and lose their minds.

 

Waste of time, beyond their comprehension. 

[Lobwedgephil 1,146]

 

[closetojumping 65,429]

Just now, Lobwedgephil said:

 

That's as close as Zach Calzada will come to greatness in the next 50 years of his aggified life. Kind of sad to see that the finest moment of his life just occurred before he's probably even old enough to vote.

[Viper 12,220]

And that's the last anyone ever saw of Zack Calzada

[BrazilHorn 6,846]

Vince should have punched him in the face. 

[Chopper 17,432]

4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Potentially, he's the next mayor of Houston. 

https://www.fox26houston.com/the-isiah-factor/369758140-video

https://www.khou.com/video/news/local/the-extravagant-life-of-tony-buzbee/285-8312604

Is this Tony Buzbee the same guy who brought some drunk whore to his house and instead of fucking him, she tore up his house?

[Huckleberry 34,659]

Doesn't A&M have a hand sign that also has an emoji form?

I know they love to bask in the glow of their peers' success, but stealing Oklahoma's hand sign is a new one.

[Gardner Barnes 1,579]

 

Is he going to ou?

[AugieBall 237]

1 hour ago, Noah Fence said:

One might even say they are on the precipice.

https://texags.com/s/17984/on-the-precipice-is-texas-am-primed-for-a-huge-sports-year

 

This part is stunning and unintentionally hilarious:

"Not this time, though. This Kool-Aid is going to be as sweet as 1975-76 and 2010-11. 

Surely, you remember those years. In the 1975-76 athletic year, A&M’s football team was 10-2, the basketball team won the Southwest Conference and the baseball team advanced to the NCAA Regional Finals.

In 2010-11 the football team was 9-4, the basketball team made the NCAA Tournament, the baseball team reached the College World Series, the men’s track team won the outdoor track national championship and the Gary Blair’s women’s basketball team won the national championship."

The two greatest years in A&M athletics history.  Bruce Springsteen should write a song about it. 

[Tex Pete 21,488]

1 minute ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

Is he going to ou?

 

That’s where he was aiming. Landed a little short for an incompletion. 

[Terry Silver 219]

Olin Buchanan is probably my favorite aggy writer.  His propaganda is second to none.  And it almost always blows up in his face. 

He has a new article out about how the aggy front 7 will not be a weakness in 2019.  On the contrary he thinks.  It will actually be a strength.

 

[Wishbone 4,958]

41 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

 

From an athletic perspective, one of those is not like the other.

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

6 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

From an athletic perspective, one of those is not like the other.

Is the dude on the right a reserve milkman?

Edited January 31, 2019 by SHOOTER12

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

44 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

Vince should have punched him in the face. 

Nah. Should have covered him in marinara.

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

43 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Doesn't A&M have a hand sign that also has an emoji form?

I know they love to bask in the glow of their peers' success, but stealing Oklahoma's hand sign is a new one.

If you really think about it both emoji he posted are upside down OU handsigns

[Sabalo 1,008]

1 hour ago, Chopper said:

Is this Tony Buzbee the same guy who brought some drunk whore to his house and instead of fucking him, she tore up his house?

That drunk whore was his date.

https://www.mercurynews.com/2017/12/28/police-woman-ruined-300k-worth-of-art-on-date-with-lawyer/

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

John Belushi...aaaaggghhh.gif

[texifornia 59,017]

[Mr. Drummond 2,244]

Need something good to happen for aggy - a few of them are starting to question things.   Can’t have that - this isn’t as fun when they are hopeless.  

[texifornia 59,017]

[texifornia 59,017]

[texifornia 59,017]

[Harry Ellis 445]

1 hour ago, AugieBall said:

This part is stunning and unintentionally hilarious:

"Not this time, though. This Kool-Aid is going to be as sweet as 1975-76 and 2010-11. 

Surely, you remember those years. In the 1975-76 athletic year, A&M’s football team was 10-2, the basketball team won the Southwest Conference and the baseball team advanced to the NCAA Regional Finals.

In 2010-11 the football team was 9-4, the basketball team made the NCAA Tournament, the baseball team reached the College World Series, the men’s track team won the outdoor track national championship and the Gary Blair’s women’s basketball team won the national championship."

The two greatest years in A&M athletics history.  Bruce Springsteen should write a song about it. 

I feel like every aggy I've ever known is a character from Springsteen's "Glory Days."

[Radical Larry 28,822]

1 minute ago, Harry Ellis said:

I feel like every aggy I've ever known is a character from Springsteen's "Glory Days."

They wrote their own version: "Glory Holes"

[sushihorn 3,249]

4 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Need something good to happen for aggy - a few of them are starting to question things.   Can’t have that - this isn’t as fun when they are hopeless.  

aggy is starting to cycle off.  That's usually ugly.

It happened fast with Sherman, Fran and now Jimbo.  It took a little bit longer with Sumlin because his system gave those backwards SEC defenses fits and Johnny FUBAR was able to run it well but the cycle still got him in the end.

It's going to be even funnier this time because they didn't even get a meaningless symbolic "victory" over their stalker-ish obsession before the restraining order hit.

[Not a Sock 2,366]

9 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

Need something good to happen for aggy - a few of them are starting to question things.   Can’t have that - this isn’t as fun when they are hopeless.  

Yeah Fuehrer bunker aggy is no fun. I like wolf's lair aggy more the delusion of their ability to stop the coming storm is what make the losses so sweet.

[Machinator 32,103]

8 minutes ago, texifornia said:

My favorite part of this is that they think they have a chance at Garth and that they use the TexAgs rankings as the benchmark for discussion.

[horn_of_the_morning 999]

With Javonne nothing is final until ink is dry. I would not put too much stock into Texags BS.

[Texasborn91 1,102]

More of that aggy misery straight into my veins please....

[Machinator 32,103]

2 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

With Javonne nothing is final until ink is dry. I would not put too much stock into Texags BS.

Course not, but this feels a little bit like a Hamm crystal ball to Texas like in the old days.

[texifornia 59,017]

[Mikey4 2,484]

So much stupid. You recognize that Herman just won as an underdog against a top 5 team in an NY6... But you can't figure out why anyone would want to play for him?

[TexasMan 11,456]

Brauninger is a few hairs shy of being a baboon. I wouldn't put stock into what he says. 

[texifornia 59,017]

"Ehlinger pussy fraternity"

Edited January 31, 2019 by texifornia

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

It's like watching kindergartners learn to cuss.

[Pato del Muerto 53,506]

Wow, the waterworks started before anything definitive, just an opinion that a Texas commit would sign with Texas. 

And hand job for a nickname for hand?

[Mikey4 2,484]

These tu craps really chap my hide!

[sushihorn 3,249]

8 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

So much stupid. You recognize that Herman just won as an underdog against a top 5 team in an NY6... But you can't figure out why anyone would want to play for him?

Not an upset.  Total domination.  Shut down the top ground attack in the SECSEC to the tune of 72 yards - half what Bama gave up and 30% of UGs's average.  Total offense was 160 yds through 3 quarters.  Of course aggy is crapping their pants and praying LSU can pull off the upset in Austin this fall.

[texifornia 59,017]

[Pato del Muerto 53,506]

aggy was trashing LSU since their big win, then after the uga game they all piled out from under uga’s skirt and headed under LSUs. 

 

[Not a Sock 2,366]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

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Recruiting win over the SEC

 

This is just getting fucking pathetic now.

[Post Oak 20,568]

First response 

"So you're saying Jimbo passed..." is going to give me all the energy I need to get through the rest of the week.

Jimbo Passed is the new RC Didnt Offer and I personally love it. 

[Mikey4 2,484]

Not an upset.  Total domination.  Shut down the top ground attack in the SECSEC to the tune of 72 yards - half what Bama gave up and 30% of UGs's average.  Total offense was 160 yds through 3 quarters.  Of course aggy is crapping their pants and praying LSU can pull off the upset in Austin this fall.

Yeah yeah yeah, but why would anyone want to play for Texas???1!

[Beigebandit 40]

Why is Vince at A&M? 

[Machinator 32,103]

2 minutes ago, Beigebandit said:

Why is Vince at A&M? 

https://sportsday.dallasnews.com/college-sports/collegesports/2019/01/30/texas-qb-legend-vince-young-kyle-field-might-flag-football-state-legislature

[RockyMountainHighHorn 928]

Both bama and Georgia had shep visit to tell him to commit to texas. Well boys, that just made my night. That was so good I bet I could jerk off while playing mist, pc edition.

Edited January 31, 2019 by RockyMountainHighHorn

[texifornia 59,017]

[Radical Larry 28,822]

 

Now they had too much time? 

[utexas8 1,706]

So now Ryan’s already hedging?