Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Katfid54 8,591]

2 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Ainias Smith as well, I guess. Not sure why he wouldn't go to UH instead - he'd be a killer in Holgo's O. 

They hate us 'cause they ain't us anus Ainias.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

4 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I don't really think Aggies ever thought of us as non-persons before

Um, yeah, no. It's pretty much been this way forever. The only difference is, now the veneer is off of their SEC! SEC! SEC! superiority fantasy, so their raw emotions are exposed. Trust me, I get more irrational negativity from people these days any time the subject of my alma mater comes up. If Looch is the canary in the coalmine for aggy's break with reality, I'm the canary in the coalmine for the ability of neurotypical people being able to coexist with these jokers. And the canary is having a serious coughing fit these days.

[Scholz 11,923]

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm the canary in the coalmine for the ability of neurotypical people being able to coexist with these jokers. And the canary is having a serious coughing fit these days.

I was recently hiring a couple of project managers and buried several re'sume's that had aggy on them.  I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

Nah. Practice interviews are always useful. Especially for people who need to figure out why they never get hired.

[Magus Ossis 2,773]

2 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Who gives a fuck? Every school recruits committed players. They're are plenty of reasons to bash A&M, we don't need to pretend like recruiting commits is one of them. 

I don’t gaf but I don’t brag about the aggy code.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1,140]

15 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I was recently hiring a couple of project managers and buried several re'sume's that had aggy on them.  I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

Nah man.  It’s a timeless tradition to get aggy hopes up before they receive their ultimate disappointment.

[GotThatFire 166]

I hear a&m and Arizona State are teaming up to make it illegal to discriminate against their graduates. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,322]

19 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I was recently hiring a couple of project managers and buried several re'sume's that had aggy on them.  I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

They just need to keep submitting until they find an aggy hiring manager.  Network. 

[ajax 2,586]

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

I hear a&m and Arizona State are teaming up to make it illegal to discriminate against their graduates. 

ASU is like the Harvard of the executve recruiter industry.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

3 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I hear a&m and Arizona State are teaming up to make it illegal to discriminate against their graduates. 

To be fair, though, ASU actually has some, ah, talented graduates.

[Butch Had Not 2,940]

6 minutes ago, ajax said:

ASU is like the Harvard of the executve recruiter industry.

Enterprise rent a car loves them I bet. 

[sushihorn 3,233]

32 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I was recently hiring a couple of project managers and buried several re'sume's that had aggy on them.  I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

They didn't lose the interview.  They just ran out of required skills.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

4 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

They didn't lose the interview.  They just ran out of required skills.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,084]

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Christian Williams was Fong'd to LSU today, so if A&M is going to add anyone, it looks like the most likely candidate will be the LB, Russell.

Surely the great Jimbo can beat out a couple of trash teams like Tennessee and Arkansas for that JAG linebacker?

[satyanash 14,276]

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Surely the great Jimbo can beat out a couple of SEC powerhouses like Tennessee and Arkansas for that JAG linebacker?

ftfy

[Tex Pete 20,136]

46 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I was recently hiring a couple of project managers and buried several re'sume's that had aggy on them.  I let them intereview just to wast their time though.  Is that wrong?

Only if you don't also use this chart and a laser pointer to show them where their job prospects with your company lie.

"You see, Cletus, currently you are at the "R" in October..."

[Machinator 32,097]

13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Surely the great Jimbo can beat out a couple of trash teams like Tennessee and Arkansas for that JAG linebacker?

I would hold that thought until we see if we can beat out Arkansas and Ole Miss for Lakia Henry.

[Katfid54 8,591]

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

I would hold that thought until we see if we can beat out Arkansas and Ole Miss for Lakia Henry.

[Ricky Butler 2,657]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I would hold that thought until we see if we can beat out Arkansas and Ole Miss for Lakia Henry.

Don’t be scared. Walk in the sun with us. 

[sushihorn 3,233]

4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I would hold that thought until we see if we can beat out Arkansas and Ole Miss for Lakia Henry.

Yuh.  Buh wee ain't SECSEC.  Bayg heel tuh clamb gittn keeds outa thar.  Wud tayk grate 'crootin fer tu ta win thet wun.

[Fud 9,543]

1 hour ago, golfclap said:

Ainias Smith as well, I guess. Not sure why he wouldn't go to UH instead - he'd be a killer in Holgo's O. 

They'll have to play him at corner, right?

[golfclap 6,903]

Just now, Fud said:

They'll have to play him at corner, right?

yeah and he'd give them a much needed boost in speed at the position but I think he's a better player with the ball in his hands and him sliding into the Tavon Austin role in Holgo's system is a no-brainer to me and I can't figure out how UH and/or Tech hasn't sealed this deal but for some reason he's let Aggy dangle him along. 

weird recruitment. 

[Cairn Horn88 8,148]

29 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

Yuh.  Buh wee ain't SECSEC.  Bayg heel tuh clamb gittn keeds outa thar.  Wud tayk grate 'crootin fer tu ta win thet wun.

Whut?

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

2 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

I hear a&m and Arizona State are teaming up to make it illegal to discriminate against their graduates. 

jokes on us, they'll be able to pass it by simple majority in a few years

[sushihorn 3,233]

24 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

jokes on us, they'll be able to pass it by simple majority in a few years

[texasstrong12 4,668]

Liucci is so mad that we beat Georgia. You know he had about 10 tweets to get off about the SEC if Georgia beat Texas. 

[Scholz 11,923]

[Tex Pete 20,136]

18 minutes ago, Scholz said:

That's why Liucci is so salty.

Edited February 1, 2019 by Tex Pete

[texifornia 56,434]

[Gardner Barnes 1,562]

I love that about halfway through that video he realizes he is going to be on TV and doesn’t know what to do.

[rickyspub 801]

10 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

 

 

I love that about halfway through that video he realizes he is going to be on TV and doesn’t know what to do.

 

 

Obviously should have considered swallowing.

[Scholz 11,923]

Just now, rickyspub said:

Obviously should have considered swallowing.

I'm sure he does *

* only when it's Johnny

[texifornia 56,434]

[Katfid54 8,591]

Tommy Nipples, huh?

What an insane burn.  I bet Herman is furiously scheming in Austin about how to respond to being called Tommy Nipples.

[Scholz 11,923]

Those people are clinically psychotic concerning our coaching staff.  My God.

[texifornia 56,434]

[Katfid54 8,591]

Couldn't get past the prickliness of Tommy Nipples' nipples.

[Katfid54 8,591]

Also, is it just me or has Jimbo's recruiting post-Brewster SUUUUUUUCKED so far?  (Knock on wood)

[Wishbone 4,731]

11 minutes ago, texifornia said:

No words. I know, it’s redundant. But I find it hard to believe that any of these posters have ever attended “college”. Even A&M.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,084]

5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

So Jimbo for sure never did an in-home with Shepherd?

[lemonandaturd 4,285]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So Jimbo for sure never did an in-home with Shepherd?

BOMC jammed Jimbo's GPS navigation app and he rode around Houston squinting at street signs with his thumb up his ass.  

[Scholz 11,923]

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Also, is it just me or has Jimbo's recruiting post-Brewster SUUUUUUUCKED so far?  (Knock on wood)

Nah it's still lit AF.

 

[texifornia 56,434]

[RabidM 2,664]

No confirmed in home? Advantage aggie.

[Leanderman 2,263]

"Liucci is so mad that we beat Georgia. You know he had about 10 tweets to get off about the SEC if Georgia beat Texas."

That callus on the back of his throat has grown so large it is causing pressure on his pea sized brain. 

[satyanash 14,276]

51 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Also, is it just me or has Jimbo's recruiting post-Brewster SUUUUUUUCKED so far?  (Knock on wood)

Jimbo's going to buy an extra four-star before NSD after reading your comment 

[Katfid54 8,591]

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Jimbo's going to buy an extra four-star before NSD after reading your comment 

[billfromlaketravis 11,352]

1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

So in this scenario Jimbo is Jane Jetson and George is Tony Buzbee? 

 

[Scholz 11,923]

Jane is the coked up whore who’s about to fuck up his house

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

5 minutes ago, Scholz said:

Jane is the coked up whore who’s about to fuck up his house

That's about the time that Tony's 15 minutes of fame tanked.