Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Vertigo 20306]

11 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

It will go back to that this year when Herman starts getting guys they want.  Hell, they're already saying Lindberg is soft.

Hell, Lindberg fucked em.

[Not a Sock 2332]

Look at the high character players that Jimbo recruited to FSU. 

 

Edited February 3, 2019 by Not a Sock

[texifornia 57069]

It's smart to admit on a semi-public forum how much aggy jokes annoy you, bud

[Machinator 32099]

This one is interesting (second sentence), because people on the Texas side have said the same thing.

[Schulz2.0 29006]

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This one is interesting (second sentence), because people on the Texas side have said the same thing.

He meant he read someone reposting an IT report that mentioned a big booster took his money to basketball because he was unhappy with the football side of things.

[Bodacious Bevo 3600]

Zach Calzada is a hero and a saint for doing horns down next to VY. 

Sam is the scum of the Earth for saying we would beat A&M if we played them. 

[Machinator 32099]

Have there even been any reports from their side on what MM and Ehlinger actually said about A&M at Elite Day?

Edited February 3, 2019 by Machinator

[Dondrysdale1 363]

2 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He meant he read someone reposting an IT report that mentioned a big booster took his money to basketball because he was unhappy with the football side of things.

So what dumb shit threw in his lot with Shaka?

[Vertigo 20306]

I dont think I could have possibly believed a better narrative than the one posted here after Maryland. This aggy just made my offseason. 

[billfromlaketravis 11522]

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

This one is interesting (second sentence), because people on the Texas side have said the same thing.

That's almost word for word from an IT Column. 

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

So what dumb shit threw in his lot with Shaka?

Probably someone who got pissed off with Tom.

[Machinator 32099]

[sushihorn 3233]

13 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Zach Calzada is a hero and a saint for doing horns down next to VY. 

Sam is the scum of the Earth for saying we would beat A&M if we played them. 

Do you even tribalism bro?

[Vertigo 20306]

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Well you are going to get your shot to take it out on them on the field next season big boy. Let’s see what you got.

[Newy25 7703]

Our current class with multiple five star players that is currently ranked 3rd is a “patchwork class”. I do not think they know what that word actually means. 

[texaslong 678]

7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Our current class with multiple five star players that is currently ranked 3rd is a “patchwork class”. I do not think they know what that word actually means. 

In that case I for one can’t wait to see what Herman puts together for a class that isn’t considered a patchwork. Herman has killed it this year. He went nationwide to get elite talent and seems to have angered the entire aggy fan base by doing it.

[Machinator 32099]

[Bill Lumbergh 7178]

aggy a week ago: Shepherd is the only player in sips class I would even want on our team.

aggy today: he's a scrub. 

Wonder what changed in that time to make them change their minds? 

Never change, aggy. 

[Radical Larry 28659]

So. Many. Idiots. 

[sushihorn 3233]

1 minute ago, texaslong said:

In that case I for one can’t wait to see what Herman puts together for a class that isn’t considered a patchwork. Herman has killed it this year. He went nationwide to get elite talent and seems to have angered the entire aggy fan base by doing it.

aggy is basically al Qaeda.  Our existence offends them and our success makes them completely apoplectic. 

[sushihorn 3233]

1 minute ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

aggy a week ago: Shepherd is the only player in sips class I would even want on our team.

aggy today: he's a scrub. 

Wonder what changed in that time to make them change their minds? 

Never change, aggy. 

They act crazy.  Sort of like this chick:

[LW Goatman 1125]

57 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He meant he read someone reposting an IT report that mentioned a big booster took his money to basketball because he was unhappy with the football side of things.

The less big swinging dicks meddling with the football program the better. Leave that shit with the aggy network.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

"Ah, man, y'all stupid. Fuck A&M."

Couldn't have said it better myself.



New surly motto?

[Fud 9552]

Add me to the group of posters who scrolls past screenshots of dipshit aggie posters. Their broken soul echo chamber was hilarious at first, but is no longer interesting unless there's actual recruiting or attrition info 

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

It will go back to that this year when Herman starts getting guys they want.  Hell, they're already saying Lindberg is soft.

They often run out of time; they never run out of spin/excuses/absurdities. 

[Machinator 32099]

Actual recruiting news: Fatheree is attending the Super Bowl party.

[texifornia 57069]

4 minutes ago, Fud said:

Add me to the group of posters who scrolls past screenshots of dipshit aggie posters. Their broken soul echo chamber was hilarious at first, but is no longer interesting unless there's actual recruiting or attrition info 

Hm we could spoiler tag them to make them easy to move past but still there for those who like to wallow in schadenfreude.

[Hank Chinaski 6315]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It's smart to admit on a semi-public forum how much aggy jokes annoy you, bud

I sure hope those that don't have such a long history with these jerks takes note of the this fresh pushing of deisrespect for us from them publically and behind closed doors it's so very typical of sip.

[Fud 9552]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hm we could spoiler tag them to make them easy to move past but still there for those who like to wallow in schadenfreude.

It most of the crowd enjoys it, keep doing it 

[Machinator 32099]

Leaving this unspoilered because it includes a TexAgs mod

Edited February 3, 2019 by Machinator

[Radical Larry 28659]

Ah yes, Texas paid him. Texas has nobody. 

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Broken sec aggy >>>> broken b12 aggy.

So much hope destroyed. Some much money wasted. So many more lulzs.

[SydneyCarton 48149]

Are they just completely glossing over the fact that Shepherd was responding directly to aTm posters talking shit in his live stream? They literally did this to themselves. No one seems to be mentioning that over there at all. I mean, im not surprised, but jesus the depths of cognitive dissonance is disturbing. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

We have nobody.  

[closetojumping 62785]

9 minutes ago, Fud said:

It most of the crowd enjoys it, keep doing it 

I don’t mind it, although I don’t particularly enjoy it when there’s real recruiting shit happening. 

Regarding whoever posted about Fatheree, I am glad he’s visiting.  They’re about to take a giant dump on Texas tomorrow night at this thing and I’m hoping it comes across as desperate as it sounds like it might be. 

[Get ln My Van 927]

My favorite part is when they call McConaughey a local celebrity

[totallynotabuttpirate 5403]

Just now, Get ln My Van said:

My favorite part is when they call McConaughey a local celebrity

Yea, the Academy Awards are also just a local awards show. 

[sushihorn 3233]

28 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

They often run out of time; they never run out of spin/excuses/absurdities. 

Time is a finite resource.  Rationalization is unlimited - especially at aggy.

[Scholz 11956]

9 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Are they just completely glossing over the fact that Shepherd was responding directly to aTm posters talking shit in his live stream? They literally did this to themselves. No one seems to be mentioning that over there at all. I mean, im not surprised, but jesus the depths of cognitive dissonance is disturbing. 

Exactly. They take zero responsibility for their idiotic fans, just badmouth the kid after the aggy coaches treated him so nice... Absolute mouth breathers.

[Machinator 32099]

The cognitive dissonance is so strong even TexAg mods can't convince them of anything.

[Walden Ponderer 12639]

7 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Yea, the Academy Awards are also just a local awards show. 

Well, it's in commie-pinko-gay Hollywood, so it's practically Austin.

[RabidM 2668]

12 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

We have nobody.  

New Surly motto?

[mdleast 8298]

Apparently all we have is money.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

Someone get Ghost of Longhorn Lawyer some Narcan. 

Holy shit did winning 10 games, destroying the SEC #2 in a NYB, and flipping Bru to pass them in class ranking decimate them. Now it looks like Shepherd will be denying them their self promised flip against the evil empire. 

Edited February 3, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Cairn Horn88 8279]

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

I dont think I could have possibly believed a better narrative than the one posted here after Maryland. This aggy just made my offseason. 

So, we blatantly disrespected them with classless untrue aggy jokes?   I just don't know what to say.  I'm guessing we are just gonna have to apologize!

[Elmer_Fudd 22312]

28 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don’t mind it, although I don’t particularly enjoy it when there’s real recruiting shit happening. 

Regarding whoever posted about Fatheree, I am glad he’s visiting.  They’re about to take a giant dump on Texas tomorrow night at this thing and I’m hoping it comes across as desperate as it sounds like it might be. 

No surprise.  Demas will stand up and proclaim his dislike for Texas and cut up a pair of Longhorn gloves.  You're right though, they are in desperate mode.

[Machinator 32099]

wrong thread

Edited February 3, 2019 by Machinator

[Elmer_Fudd 22312]

Just now, Machinator said:

So much for that multiple-day visit (Evans' brother):

 

Now if somehow they don't make it tomorrow . . .

Evans has blown off aggy a bunch over the past year.

[Katfid54 8635]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Evans has blown off aggy a bunch over the past year.

[closetojumping 62785]

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

No surprise.  Demas will stand up and proclaim his dislike for Texas and cut up a pair of Longhorn gloves.  You're right though, they are in desperate mode.

My understanding is that part of the agenda tomorrow evening calls for a coked-up Jimbo Fisher to appear as the lights dim, wearing only a silk robe. It’s at this point in which Jerry Schmidt is going to wheel out a real doll that looks like Fisher’s ex-wife Candi. Fisher is then going to violently fuck her in front of the recruiting party in order to prove to everybody once and for all that he’s a real man.  

 

ht to HenryJames on the heads up.