Jimbo 2019: The Only Tail Getting Busted is Candi's

[Magus Ossis 2,997]

8 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It's a way different deal with a dude like Blades, who had a ton of people banging down his door throughout the process (many or all of whom would have let him sign on NSD1).

 

20 minutes ago, satyanash said:

They'll have to rely heavily on the JUCO guy they swiped from Oregon, Elijah Blades.

They needed a serviceable cb badly enough that they had to take him and hope. They were at Leah/ Obi Wan levels of desperation.

[theaveragejon 1,104]

6 hours ago, TexasMan said:

1:26:00 Looch tells us that aggy and OU kicked Texas' ass in-state, and there's nothing "the shush man or any of the Austin media" can do about it, and that high school coaches see right through Herman while big money alums here see this and Herman should be worried if he doesn't turn it around..

And there's other little jabs that he takes at Texas throughout an all aggy recruiting radio show. 

The rest is basically grown men sucking themselves off live on radio about recruits if that's your kinda thing NTTAWWT

 

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/TexAgsRadio/~5/F7uZQzBSDWM/0111773-ptag.mp3

 

Turn what around? Is he fucking retarded? Two #3 classes. A conference title birth, and a fucking NY 6 bowl? 

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,283]

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Lol

I mean, sure. A 10 win season in year two, a trip to the CC game, a top 3 recruiting class again... I can see how aggy is making Tom sweat.

[texifornia 59,012]

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,283]

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Those delicious tears. Mmmmm. They mad.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

2 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

It fills me with so much glee to know that there are literally thousands of aggies who genuinely believe that big money Texas boosters are ready to run Herman out of town after a 10 win season, appearance in the Big 12 championship game, and back to back top 3 recruiting classes.

You left out a dominating Sugar Bowl win against the SEC's #2 team.

Edited February 7, 2019 by ShaggyBevo RIP

[Caddox 952]

5 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I haven't followed this one at all and know nothing about the guy, so I was shocked, shocked I tell you to see the rankings disparity here. 

Damn this is going to really vault them in the Texags national rankings. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

3 minutes ago, Caddox said:

Damn this is going to really vault them in the Texags national rankings. 

Have they ever had Texags' national rankings before?

[Caddox 952]

4 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Have they ever had Texags' national rankings before?

Yep the Liucci Top 144 had Matt Davis as a six star. 

[Tex Pete 21,485]

[TKthunder2 5,059]

4 hours ago, satyanash said:

Right. Is there any catch/downside to greyshirting then? Did we ever try it with Damion Miller/Devo/whichever non-qualifiers we've had over the last few years?

Those guys counted toward our recruiting class rank even though they didn’t qualify.  Well first, the hard 25 counters per year is only a few years old so it never hurt us to have them sign and try to enroll them.  If they were unable to enroll they could either take summer school to up their GPA (which I know we’ve seen before though I’m at a loss for an example right now) or try and retake the SAT or ACT to get a higher score.  Both of these require a solid support system and dedication from the recruit to work and unfortunately it’s rare because if their grades are already bad and nothing changes in their environment then it’s unlikely that they’ll succeed.  Plus most of these guys have a friend or two that will be enrolling at JUCO to try to continue their college career and often convince them that more schoolwork for a chance to go to Texas (since it’s not a guarantee) isn’t worth missing out on hanging out with your friends all summer, and that make going to JUCO sound a lot more appealing.

[Victor Lazlo 1,812]

36 minutes ago, texifornia said:

[Scholz 12,305]

46 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Turn what around? Is he fucking retarded? Two #3 classes. A conference title birth, and a fucking NY 6 bowl? 

I think you answered your own question there.

[Scholz 12,305]

44 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Those delicious tears. Mmmmm. They mad.

So good

[billfromlaketravis 11,818]

Let me run the 247 numbers here: 

- Texas finished 3rd with 287.02 points. Aggy finished 4th 285.46 points. 

- Texas signed three less players than Aggy.  

- Texas' composite point average is 91.84. Aggy is 90.8. 

- Both schools signed two 5 star 247 composite players. Texas signed 15 4 stars. Texas signed 4 less three stars. 

- Texas is prevented from adding a third 5 star because ESPN passes the buck and doesn't evaluate or rank Tyler Owens. Owens is ranked as a 5 star by 247. 

- Aggy raises hell about Texas getting credit for Bru McCoy, despite the fact Bru is enrolled in school and with the team. 

- Aggy is given credit for two 4 stars Mowry and Ellison despite the fact they won't qualify and will not with the team in 2019. 

- Aggy raises hell about Texas recruits receiving rating bumps despite their recruits receiving higher rating bumps. 

- Aggy bullies, doxes, spams, and harasses Barton Simmons into keeping Kenyon Green as offensive tackle. This prevents from Green from dropping out of his 5 star status because offensive guards typically aren't given a 5th star. 

 

So yeah, it was close, it shouldn't have been that close given Mowry and Ellison's academic situations. Regardless our bottom 15 signees are much, much better than theirs. I think it'll be more of the same at Aggy. A few super stars that leave early for the NFL after yet another 8-4 season, quality depth problems at every position, and gaping holes on their roster. Signing one corner in three cycles is pretty bad, not Taggart bad, but pretty bad. 

[Teamdirtyleg 1,139]

2 hours ago, satyanash said:

Lol

We all joke that they’re a delusional bunch of slap-dick, group think rubes, but it’s still a little jarring seeing this much...what is word....is there one that describes this degree of abject stupidity and removal from all objective reason and  critical thinking.

[Harry Ellis 445]

52 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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[Scholz 12,305]

9 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

We all joke that they’re a delusional bunch of slap-dick, group think rubes, but it’s still a little jarring seeing this much...what is word....is there one that describes this degree of abject stupidity and removal from all objective reason and  critical thinking.

Orwell

[billfromlaketravis 11,818]

13 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

 

 

I'm not sure how No. 1 is a college student. She looks to be at least 40 and living in Conroe. 

[ricky queso 96]

17 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

We all joke that they’re a delusional bunch of slap-dick, group think rubes, but it’s still a little jarring seeing this much...what is word....is there one that describes this degree of abject stupidity and removal from all objective reason and  critical thinking.

The word you're looking for is:  aggy

[texifornia 59,012]

17 minutes ago, Harry Ellis said:

 

 

Would with Acceptance. And to be honest, probably with Anger after a couple too many.

[billfromlaketravis 11,818]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Would with Acceptance. And to be honest, probably with Anger after a couple too many.

You're one sick dude. 

[Napoleon 8,830]

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Would with Acceptance. And to be honest, probably with Anger after a couple too many.

 

10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

You're one sick dude. 

Ahhhh... the things that having me laughing like a regard in front of my computer late on a Wednesday evening.  So funny.

Edited February 7, 2019 by Napoleon

[Treefidy 1,507]

3 hours ago, satyanash said:

Holy moly, the kool-aid in here is unbelievable

Brian Perroni: Highest-ranked A&M class proves Jimbo Fisher has plan, will execute it

 

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No matter what happened on Wednesday, this year's National Signing Day was not going to have the same excitement as it did a year ago. That time around, the Aggies added eight new pledges on the first Wednesday in February, including flipping two prospects from their Alabama commits. Even though this class did not finish as exciting, the Aggies closed it out in good fashion on Wednesday.

Dyersburg, Tenn., linebacker Christopher Russell was not a longtime target for A&M but, after seeing his senior film, was a guy that the Aggies desperately wanted. Jimbo Fisher made that well-known during an in-home last week and ultimately secured his pledge over a trio of other SEC programs. And Ainias Smith is a do-it-all playmaker who could potentially play a number of positions in Aggieland but should have the quickest impact as a return man on special teams. The team also has a pair of four-star defensive linemen solidly commited in Katy Taylor defensive end Braedon Mowry and A&M Consolidated defensive tackle Josh Ellison. Both still plan to enroll at A&M at some point. It would seem the worst case scenario is that the Aggies now have a pair of four-star linemen in the 2020 class.

The real win for A&M, though, was in December. After only signing nine players early a year ago, Fisher and Co. saw 23 wrap up their recruitments during the Early Signing Period this year. That included getting a couple of five-stars in the fold and keeping Georgia from stealing quarterback Zach Calzada, who is from outside Atlanta, at the last minute. This is A&M's highest-rated Signing Class in modern recruiting ranking history at No. 4 overall, besting the previous mark of No. 5 in 2014. This one shows the capability of the Aggie staff as recruiters.

A year ago, Texas landed most of the top in-state targets. While the Longhorns have a solid class of their own in 2019, there is no question that Texas A&M dominated the recruiting landscape in the Lone Star State. The two biggest prizes just also happened to be the top two-rated players in the entire state. When five-star Atascocita offensive tackle Kenyon Green and five-star Converse Judson defensive end DeMarvin Leal signed with A&M in December, it gave the Aggies the state's top two-ranked prospects for the first time ever since the modern recruiting rankings era began in 2002.

Leal was heavily pursued by both Alabama and Texas, in addition to pretty much every school in the country. The 6-foot-4, 289-pound defender made a commitment to the Aggies right after his April official visit, surprising both schools. Texas thought it was in very good position to land him. And, while he did officially visit both Austin and Tuscaloosa later that month, he stayed solid in his pledge and is now already on campus in Aggieland. That was an absolutely huge win and a crushing blow to the Longhorns, who were still reeling over previous losses to A&M. Green went wire-to-wire as the highest-ranked recruit in the state. Once a very early LSU commit, he was a frequent visitor in Aggieland even while still pledged to the Tigers. Once he committed to A&M, he was rock-solid and was a big recruiter for the Aggies.

After watching Texas win battles last year - most of them before he arrived in College Station - Fisher struck early in the 2019 class. Top-100 safety Brian Williams was thought to be very high on the Longhorns and had not really been considering the Aggies before Fisher arrived. After a day trip to College Station in late January last year, though, he committed to the Aggies and became another leader in the class. That was one that Texas did not see coming. Waxahachie national top-100 safety Demani Richardson was another player that, at one point, the Longhorns were expecting to land. However, Fisher and Mike Elko quickly went to work on him as well. He committed in February of last year and, like the others, stayed completely solid.

The final big win for the Aggies was one that A&M saw coming, but nobody else seemed to. In the summer, while Calzada was also in town for camp, A&M won over West Mesquite national top-100 wide reciever Dylan Wright. He was yet another player that Texas had penciled in as a commitment. While his original plan was to wait until the Under Armour All-American game to announce for the Aggies, he actually did so in early August instead, which helped give A&M momentum with other prospects.

The Aggies also landed four-star Brock tight end Baylor Cupp and four-star Fort Bend Bush cornerback Erick Young to make it an incredible seven in-state national top-100 signees. A&M also landed the state's top-ranked running back in Isaiah Spiller of Klein Collins and convinced a second tight end in Dickinson four-star Jalen Wydermyer to join Cupp in Aggieland. While the Lone Star State will always be A&M's bread and butter, the Aggies also did a great job outside its borders as well.

When Harrisburg, Pa., four-star linebacker Andre White Jr. unofficially visited in the spring, almost nobody knew he was. That is, until he made a surprising commitment only a couple hours into his trip. Thought to be a very heavy lean to Penn State, the rest of the country expected him to eventually decommit. That did not happen, though, and he is already on campus and enrolled in classes.

In addition to beating in-state power Georgia for Calzada, the Aggies held off SEC programs for linebackers Russell and four-star Ke'Shun Brown out of Montgomery, Ala. Defensive tackle Adarious Jones was thought to be a heavy lean to in-state Virginia Tech but ended up an Aggie. Georgia wide receiver Kenyon Jackson was once committed to LSU and had offers from much of the SEC. Four-star junior college cornerback Elijah Blades was a longtime Oregon commit before flipping to the Aggies just before the Early Signing Period.

This class is pretty much a blueprint of what Fisher would like to do each year. He wants his top in-state targets and then to supplement that national at positions of need. While it will likely be a bigger battle going forward between the Aggies and Longhorns than it was in either 2018 or 2019, this class bodes well for Fisher's tenure in College Station.

 

Good grief. 

Yea, aggy landed a crushing blow to our 3rd ranked class, which finished higher that theirs on both accounts.   And stealing calzeda from UGA, that's pure delusion that the school sending multiple 5* QBs to the portal because of a wealth of riches gives a fuck about some 3* scrub that happens to hail from their state  

I'm ecstatic if we are back to landing top 5 classes regularly because that means we have the players needed to win a lot of games.  But aggy makes it hard not to care if it's 5th or 3rd based solely on finishing higher than them just to shut one of their narratives the fuck up.  

Can't seem to shut them up entirely though.  (aggy I know) "Bru already signed at USC so he shouldn't count in this class, so really we finished ahead of you (counting mowrey and Ellison). "

 I hope those guys make it in there next year leaving them with 3 spot available for 2020.  Attrition going to be lit in the station. 

[Magus Ossis 2,997]

Their crowing about beating us in recruiting after finishing behind us shows how pointless it would be to play them. They are too stupid to see any outcome as reason to STFU.

[Scholz 12,305]

17 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

 

Ahhhh... the things that having me laughing like a regard in front of my computer late on a Wednesday evening.  So funny.

Ugly crying aglumps are always funny 

[Gardner Barnes 1,579]

Ugly crying aglumps are always funny 

The women the corps choses to put in the front fucking row just make me shake my head.

Contrast with jumpy pointing girl from 2005 rose bowl after Vince scored.

[satyanash 15,586]

50 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

- Texas signed three less players than Aggy. 

- Both schools signed two 5 star 247 composite players. Texas signed 15 4 stars. Texas signed 4 less three stars.

fewer

[Tex Pete 21,485]

7 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

But aggy makes it hard not to care if it's 5th or 3rd based solely on finishing higher than them just to shut one of their narratives the fuck up.  

Can't seem to shut them up entirely though.  (aggy I know) 

They never shut up. Ever. No matter how badly you beat them. No matter how many times or how many ways you beat them. Never. Ever.

Exactly why we should never, ever play those assholes again. 

[Scholz 12,305]

aglump. That type of low attractive female is pretty homogeneous on that campus. They like beer and will commit many types of sexual degenerate behavior and want to marry by age 22.

[Valmy77 13,626]

2 hours ago, Tommy Nobis said:

The worm is turning! Don’t know how many times I heard aggy use that phrase during the Mack years.

They said it constantly during all the Sherrill and RC years. A&M is the dominant power now and forever and the days of Texas are in the past. 

[Valmy77 13,626]

19 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

Their crowing about beating us in recruiting after finishing behind us shows how pointless it would be to play them. They are too stupid to see any outcome as reason to STFU.

Yeah well...yeah. I mean yes we are going to play them again but anybody thinking beating them will suddenly have Billy Luicci and the other brainwashed nutters saying 'well Texas beat us this time, I guess we have to tip our hat to them' is entirely mistaken. A&M always wins.

Edited February 7, 2019 by Valmy77

[Johnny Sack 8,397]

2 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah well...yeah. I mean yes we are going to play them again but anybody thinking beating them will suddenly have Billy Luicci and the other brainwashed nutters saying 'well Texas beat us this time, I guess we have to tip our hat to them' is entirely mistaken. A&M always wins.

They’ve run out of time since 1939 against Centre College.  

[TexMexBuddha 998]

15 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

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Can't seem to shut them up entirely though.  (aggy I know) "Bru already signed at USC so he shouldn't count in this class, so really we finished ahead of you (counting mowrey and Ellison). "

 I hope those guys make it in there next year leaving them with 3 spot available for 2020.  Attrition going to be lit in the station. 

There is no killshot for aggy delusion. They are too deluded to see any pernicious end to the Fringe(tm) alternate world they're willing their damnedest to manifest. And I agree with TexPete, fuck'em until they meet us in the CFP. I don't care to go to Pyle Field ever again.

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3,873]

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Let me run the 247 numbers here: 

- Texas finished 3rd with 287.02 points. Aggy finished 4th 285.46 points. 

- Texas signed three less players than Aggy.  

- Texas' composite point average is 91.84. Aggy is 90.8. 

- Both schools signed two 5 star 247 composite players. Texas signed 15 4 stars. Texas signed 4 less three stars. 

- Texas is prevented from adding a third 5 star because ESPN passes the buck and doesn't evaluate or rank Tyler Owens. Owens is ranked as a 5 star by 247. 

- Aggy raises hell about Texas getting credit for Bru McCoy, despite the fact Bru is enrolled in school and with the team. 

- Aggy is given credit for two 4 stars Mowry and Ellison despite the fact they won't qualify and will not with the team in 2019. 

- Aggy raises hell about Texas recruits receiving rating bumps despite their recruits receiving higher rating bumps. 

- Aggy bullies, doxes, spams, and harasses Barton Simmons into keeping Kenyon Green as offensive tackle. This prevents from Green from dropping out of his 5 star status because offensive guards typically aren't given a 5th star. 

 

So yeah, it was close, it shouldn't have been that close given Mowry and Ellison's academic situations. Regardless our bottom 15 signees are much, much better than theirs. I think it'll be more of the same at Aggy. A few super stars that leave early for the NFL after yet another 8-4 season, quality depth problems at every position, and gaping holes on their roster. Signing one corner in three cycles is pretty bad, not Taggart bad, but pretty bad. 

You left off aggy has 9 OOS recruits in the 2019 class while Texas has 11. 

[Pato del Muerto 53,464]

So highest ranked class ever. 

By one whole spot over their previous high. 

Which was in 2014, when they were sec and had a very recent heisman winner.  

that class must have been great and won lots of important games in its 4 years. 

But who can remember 2014-2017. 

aggy can only hope for a similar run this time around. 

Edited February 7, 2019 by Pato del Muerto

[sushihorn 3,249]

43 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They never shut up. Ever. No matter how badly you beat them. No matter how many times or how many ways you beat them. Never. Ever.

Exactly why we should never, ever play those assholes again. 

Like 2nd marriages aggy is the triumph of hope over experience. 

Except aggy is more like a 6th marriage level of delusional.

[Hagbard Celine 11,224]

2 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

We all joke that they’re a delusional bunch of slap-dick, group think rubes, but it’s still a little jarring seeing this much...what is word....is there one that describes this degree of abject stupidity and removal from all objective reason and  critical thinking.

INGSEC

[texifornia 59,012]

 

[texaslong 678]

i can’t believe the aggys haven’t called out Jimbo yet On not getting the #1 or #2 ranked class yet. Doesn’t matter where Texas is, because Jimbo wasn’t getting into the top 2 spots with Georgia and Alabama there. They seem to be perfectly fine with those 2 having far better classes than them.

[KYHorn 17,614]

Did anyone dare to question Jimbo about his failure to live up to his promise? Maybe we could send Cunt Bowels over to CS for the next press conference. Or would he just ask softballs- not sure how that would work. 

Edited February 7, 2019 by KYHorn

[KYHorn 17,614]

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Silent on actual tweeting since Jan 1, but replies to lots of Texas people and followed by rudedawg. Seems like another dfigs special. He just can't help himself. Didn't shaggy get him fired? You'd think that'd be enough motivation to at least be better at the anonymous part of trolling.

Edited February 7, 2019 by KYHorn

[Dbeasy 15,588]

fewer

No, they weigh less.

[Bill Lumbergh 7,351]

4 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Silent on actual tweeting since Jan 1, but replies to lots of Texas people and followed by rudedawg. Seems like another dfigs special. He just can't help himself. Didn't shaggy get him fired? You'd think that'd be enough motivation to at least be better at the anonymous part of trolling.

This is almost assuredly another account by racist aggy Daniel Figurelli who was fired from an internship at pwc for posting racist tweets. 

Did you know that racist aggy Daniel Figurelli has now changed his name to Daniel Joseph?  Despite the name change, he is still the same racist Daniel Figurelli who now goes by Daniel Joseph and continues the same activities on Twitter that got him fired from pwc. 

[Leanderman 2,362]

 

Might be time to show the world who he really is...……………………...again.

[RabidM 2,756]

NM

Edited February 7, 2019 by RabidM

[satyanash 15,586]

https://247sports.com/college/texas-am/Board/20/Contents/Alabama-football-recruiting-national-signing-day-instant-impact-Antonio-Alfano-LSU-128762045/

Article mentions Baylor Cupp and Bru McCoy as possible early contributors. Predictably, the thread is filled with A&M fans furious over McCoy being included in the 2019 class. Zero mention of their own guy on the list, Cupp.

[Scholz 12,305]

2 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

This is almost assuredly another account by racist aggy Daniel Figurelli who was fired from an internship at pwc for posting racist tweets. 

Did you know that racist aggy Daniel Figurelli has now changed his name to Daniel Joseph?  Despite the name change, he is still the same racist Daniel Figurelli who now goes by Daniel Joseph and continues the same activities on Twitter that got him fired from pwc. 

[SHOOTER12 8,886]

40 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I keep hearing that from many sources.  Cannot believe that he, being the racist he is isn't man enough to stand by his sick ass views.  Doesn't matter, Daniel Figurelli or Daniel Joseph, can't hide those leopard spots.

[SwanderedTalent 5,761]

3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Did you know that racist aggy Daniel Figurelli has now changed his name to Daniel Joseph?  

did you know he can bite through a tin can?