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5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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They are in orbit right now. Never mind the fact they are installing a brand new offense and defense with a gutted roster against a playoff caliber team. Never mind the fact that their playbook will be minimal against a well established program. This is going to be a spectacular fall. 

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6 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Yeah.  Clemson's 4 future high round draft picks on the d-line are just not going to be able to handle aggy's All Pro offensive line and Davey Obrien-esque qb.

That's an All Pro OL coached by the marine Jim Turner.

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They are in orbit right now. Never mind the fact they are installing a brand new offense and defense with a gutted roster against a playoff caliber team. Never mind the fact that their playbook will be minimal against a well established program. This is going to be a spectacular fall. 
Next time aggy dumbassedly says they will beat Clemson, ask them a simple question: is wake forest better or worse than clemson?
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1 hour ago, TBGFL said:

This is hilarious. No one knows for sure if Trevor Lawrence or Kelly Bryant will be under center that day. So Elko doesn't know shit.

Yes but Elko will strategically learn who their starting QB is by watching week 1 game tape. Venables and Clemson will be unable to do the same because of “Jimbo strategy”. Power moves.

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56 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Now we all know money buys championships. The gomers already have the trophy to prove it.

Not sure I've ever seen a program so confident. They haven't beaten LSU since joining the SEC, but that game seems to be a guaranteed win this year. Haven't won National Championship in over 75 years, but they guarantee it will happen under Jimbo's watch. These next couple of years are going to be glorious to watch. 

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14 hours ago, Vertigo said:

They are in orbit right now. Never mind the fact they are installing a brand new offense and defense with a gutted roster against a playoff caliber team. Never mind the fact that their playbook will be minimal against a well established program. This is going to be a spectacular fall. 

Manbun will will his team to victory.

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Let's not forget, 9 months ago FSU fans were asking if Jimbo had lost it and could he still coach? If he had already checked out. They knew they couldn't fire him for all he had done for the program in the past but weren't sure they wanted to keep him going forward.  

Jimbo ain't seen nothing until he's seen Aggies in October.

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15 minutes ago, texaslong said:

Not sure I've ever seen a program so confident. They haven't beaten LSU since joining the SEC, but that game seems to be a guaranteed win this year. Haven't won National Championship in over 75 years, but they guarantee it will happen under Jimbo's watch. These next couple of years are going to be glorious to watch. 

I guess you don’t understand that Jimbo Baggins’ ring is the One Ring. It was crafted by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fire of Mount Doom and has control over all other rings of power.

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13 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I guess you don’t understand that Jimbo Baggins’ ring is the One Ring. It was crafted by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fire of Mount Doom and has control over all other rings of power. 

#NazgulConfirmed

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51 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

I guess you don’t understand that Jimbo Baggins’ ring is the One Ring. It was crafted by the Dark Lord Sauron in the fire of Mount Doom and has control over all other rings of power.

It will not display its awesome aggy power until Baggins dunks it  in the Holy Bonfire Jar surrounded by the Red Pots, Pot Bangers, Slop Jars, Piss Heads and  Serge Butts.    

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24 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Supposedly some good stuff from the aggy 247 board about Jermaine Johnson leaving them off his top 5.  Hopefully @Longhornfrenzy can deliver the goods.

Those idiots are so simple minded that they probably think any recruit leaving them off of a top X going forward means they are about to commit to aggy, because Young did it. 

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