HELP NEEDED: Need an RV to drive to Fayettnam

[RGBIII 22,843]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

OK- not my monkey and not my circus so I'm going to shut up and drive and be along for the ride and leave the planning to yall. Just wanted to let you know what the set up for the RV looks/lives like.  if we are parking on campus or near the stadium it has a nice retractable awning and outdoor TV (plus if you have a direct tv or dish tailgator set up that would of course work there) that would make tailgating work pretty well.  RV size fridge for whatever you want to bring alcohol/food wise as long as it's not too bulky. Probably want to bring a cooler for beers/alcohol.  

Sounds awesome! I will bring a ton of booze and a couple coolers for it. Not sure if we leave Thursday or Friday, whatever is easier and come back Sunday

[NeverMarryAStripper 22,030]

Is the RV still a convertible?

[Hook1997 5,434]

Need some documentary style filming going for this from start to finish, with a edited shit show version as the final product.  Also might need a copilot at all times to lookout for bridges.  

[immamac 43,565]

1 hour ago, Hook1997 said:

Need some documentary style filming going for this from start to finish, with a edited shit show version as the final product.  Also might need a copilot at all times to lookout for bridges.  

This is the plan. 

@Wulaw Horn I have secured a spot within 2 miles of the stadium with full hookups (30/50 amp power). Reserved already. 

[C-Man 27,351]

Steal Buzbee’s tank.

[Murfdogg21 4,483]

On 7/31/2021 at 11:20 AM, WBT said:

Talked to a group of horns in an RV at the '04 game in Fayettenam.  The guy said their rig sleeps 4 but fucks 8.  Something to keep in mind maybe. 

It’s funnier because the guy was on the ‘69 Texas team being honored that night. It was less funny because both his son and daughter were traveling with him. 

[TrashMaster G 17,732]

You guys gonna caravan with the Longhorn Fan Zone bus?

[RGBIII 22,843]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

You guys gonna caravan with the Longhorn Fan Zone bus?

I don’t know what that is but I promise they don’t want this smoke

[Murfdogg21 4,483]

10 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I live in Huffman

Is the RV your primary residence?

[Wulaw Horn 19,238]

1 minute ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Is the RV your primary residence?

Ha. No. 

[Murfdogg21 4,483]

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I don’t know what that is but I promise they don’t want this smoke

I’m surprised nobody on this site has found Wheeler’s bus on an auction site yet. I bet imamac and the Bob’s could buy it for one days worth of ad clicks.

 

[BigSwingingD 719]

11 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Does it have room to hold 2 gallons of frozen margaritas? Very crucial. If it doesn't we will have to drink faster lol

@Johnny Sack's website is cool. This should hold a few 100 gallons of margaritas. DO IT!

Hook'em

f margs

[Uncle Boobs 1,248]

I'll be there.

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[elfenix 34,385]

I'm a solid maybe

[TejasPedro 1,865]

On 7/31/2021 at 11:20 AM, WBT said:

Talked to a group of horns in an RV at the '04 game in Fayettenam.  The guy said their rig sleeps 4 but fucks 8.  Something to keep in mind maybe. 

[JFKFC 4,945]

Look guys, it's probably best if I don't go. It is pretty much a certainty I have outstanding warrants in Arkansas. My alcohol and impulse control problems would make it a rough trip for everyone. However, if we beat Louisiana, I may get excited enough about the team that I change my mind. In case that might happen, I'm going to need everyone to post a picture of their vaccination cards, and credit cards, in this thread. 

[utee94 15,879]

2 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Look guys, it's probably best if I don't go. It is pretty much a certainty I have outstanding warrants in Arkansas. My alcohol and impulse control problems would make it a rough trip for everyone. However, if we beat Louisiana, I may get excited enough about the team that I change my mind. In case that might happen, I'm going to need everyone to post a picture of their vaccination cards, and credit cards, in this thread. 

Pay stubs too?  I have a Corvette!

 

 

 

(leased)

[Murfdogg21 4,483]

8 hours ago, Uncle Boobs said:

I'll be there.
 

Can you dine to the theme song of Hee-Haw?

[Underdog 28,870]

22 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I would like to participate in this trip. If I am allowed.

 

 

On 7/31/2021 at 11:56 AM, Nivek said:

Don’t forget to ask for an unwashed sex tent?

 

On 7/31/2021 at 12:25 PM, Bevo Num1 said:

Bangbus Surly edition

 

22 hours ago, orange dream said:

 

21 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Shut your whore mouth up. 

[TrashMaster G 17,732]

43 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 

 

 

 

Shut your whore mouth up. 

I apologize for nothing.  

[Bevo Num1 1,060]

Shut your whore mouth up. 

Cap'n Stabbins

[Horn Dogg 4,176]

On 7/31/2021 at 6:37 PM, Sawbonz said:

I suggest taking up a collection for a bus and pick up folks along the way

Meet in the Lowe’s parking lot right?  I suspect most on here are top young to get that joke.

[BevoSwag 272]

On 8/5/2021 at 3:17 PM, immamac said:

This is the plan. 

@Wulaw Horn I have secured a spot within 2 miles of the stadium with full hookups (30/50 amp power). Reserved already. 

You better hire a security guard or you may find it painted red, no windows and flat tires after the game

[Knoxtnhorn 6,164]

Damn.  I'd love to go on this trip.  

[Sgt Hulk 14,093]

You had me at used sex tent 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,164]

So yeah.  If anyone drops out and you need another ... I'd like to join y'all.  I've got $.

[FartingMonk 3,608]

My son and I waited 3 hours in the cold and the RV never showed up.  

[JohnnyRage 1,617]

On 8/5/2021 at 3:17 PM, immamac said:

This is the plan. 

@Wulaw Horn I have secured a spot within 2 miles of the stadium with full hookups (30/50 amp power). Reserved already. 

Where is this? Are there more spots available?

[bigup2dahorns 3,343]

It is pretty much a certainty I have outstanding warrants . . . My alcohol and impulse control problems would make it a rough trip

From my real world experience meeting degenerates off HF/Shaggy/Surly over the years, I’d say the hit ratio on these statements is about 8 out of 10.