SecRant ~ Silly Me

[Gatorubet 30,088]

oooo… that would be pretty sarcastic and fun tho if it were our first meeting….

I’m sorry, but that would be epic.

[Topper13 3,201]

On 8/1/2021 at 2:36 PM, washparkhorn said:

Save for a few, secrant appears to be a thicket of idoits. 

A Confederacy of Dunces.

[Cajun 11,675]

Great book.

 

[Nivek 16,857]

Secrant is fine in small doses, but the board and layout is only mildly better than Mizzou’s Tigerboard, and their childish inability to swear while allowing lies to fester is ridiculous.

Fuck you, motherfucker.
-Kool Keith

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

I love reading the aggys on SEC Rant...   They act like they've been part of the SEC since the Civil War, they think they are just going to beat the Horns into pulp when we play them.... Oh and did you know they were 10-2 or 11-1 every season since they've been in the SEC..... Yea, that's how they act on there.  

 

[Gatorubet 30,088]

I love reading the aggys on SEC Rant...   They act like they've been part of the SEC since the Civil War, they think they are just going to beat the Horns into pulp when we play them.... Oh and did you know they were 10-2 or 11-1 every season since they've been in the SEC..... Yea, that's how they act on there.  
 

If anyone misses the universal distain other SEC Rant fans feel toward Aggy, they are not paying attention.

[Gatorubet 30,088]

I love reading the aggys on SEC Rant...   They act like they've been part of the SEC since the Civil War, they think they are just going to beat the Horns into pulp when we play them.... Oh and did you know they were 10-2 or 11-1 every season since they've been in the SEC..... Yea, that's how they act on there.  
 

If anyone misses the universal distain other SEC Rant fans feel toward Aggy, they are not paying attention.

[Nueces River Rat 5,529]

4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

If anyone misses the universal distain other SEC Rant fans feel toward Aggy, they are not paying attention.

I’ve noticed this.  I’ll give some of our non aggy haters on there, credit for hating aggy too.  Especially last week when they had to eat the vote 

[Thatguy 8,495]

     What's funny to me is the fact that only Aggy sees what's coming. SEC schools not named Aggy currently have 94 Texas players on their roster. We will take our pick of those, thanks. Ohio State, we will be taking our players back. I am not sure you guys are really processing everything so I will say it in all caps.

  THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IN TEXAS FOOTBALL HISTORY THAT WE ARE ON AN EQUAL PLAYING FIELD IN REGARDS TO RECRUITING.

   Whether you believe it to be true or not, throughout history other schools waltzed into the state and sold top recruits that the PAC, BIG, or SEC was a better conference, and why would you wanna play in the SWC or Big12. Now, for the first time, Texas will simply be judged on it's Tradition, Educational Value, Location, Facilities, and Campus. So let's look at those.

 Tradition- Flagship University in the State. Just ask the State Senate. 526 conference titles across all sports, and 47 NCAA championships. 6th all time.

 Educational Value- We usually hover around the 20's for rankings on US colleges, though we dropped last year. Depending on what list you are looking at we will either be behind only Vandy or possibly them and Florida out of the 16 teams in the SEC.

 Location- Texas is the only college in in the SEC in an actual city oustide of Vandy. The others are in backwater towns and pastures.

 Facilities- check

 Campus- Campus is laid out well. Hills. Somewhat walkable. I know we might have been tired of it years ago, but 6th street is still pretty impressive to 18yr old kids.

   Aggy gets it, which is why they are having a meltdown. The rest of the SEC is thumping their chest about the beating we are going to take, not knowing that they are about to play the role of Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer and the 7th Calvary. It's going to take a few years, but our recruiting is going to skyrocket. 5 years from now this will be our recruiting pitch to any kid in the State of Texas......

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

John Lennon sang "Just gimme some truth."  Well, here it is.  The "S-E-C, S-E-C!" chant was born in an instant on the night Alabama humiliated Geno Toretta and Miami 34-13 in the Sugar Bowl to top off the 1992 season.  Most Miami fans had left the Dome.  About five minutes remained in the 4th quarter and some one or some group started it up.  It spread fast and before ling the 50,000 or so Bama fans were yelling and stomping it out in unison.  I was there.  I heard it and I saw it and I said it with gusto.  We were sick to death of hearing about Miami and their unstoppable offense.  As far as I'm concerned it was an isolated event of regional resentment spilling onto the field.  The origin of a behavior which may appear offensive or shitty today is completely logical in context.  Did I chant S-E-C! when Auburn scammed their way to #1, or LSU, or Tennessee back in the 90s?  Fuuuuck, no.  With all that said, do I like Texas and OU joining the SEC?  Why hell, yes.  Because I love college football!  Let's rock and roll!
 

I was there that night.

I loved heckling “GEEEEEE-NO! GEEEEEE-NO!” too.

I also flipped off Dennis Erickson as he went into the tunnel at halftime.

He scowled at me.

[DFW Horn 6,118]

2 hours ago, Thatguy said:

5 years from now this will be our recruiting pitch to any kid in the State of Texas......

Who the hell is that and how does he help sell Texas Football?

[Thatguy 8,495]

54 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Who the hell is that and how does he help sell Texas Football?

  The point is, he won't have to.

[markstanco 12,505]

I sweater gawd. ESPNU radio on SiriusXM is such a got damn beat down between aggy and the irate 8 callers.

Aggy: you Texas people are gonna learn the hard way about big boy football

Kansas/okie state/ whatever irate 8 fan: you dumbasses who ran shit won’t do it anymore, you have no idea!

Yea irate 8, nobody on the BOR or athletic department had no idea how this new conference works yet you were let in to the loop.

Aggy: your conference record is the same in the sec and big 12. Pretty much .500, no conference championships, and riding coattails. Ousux and Texas will do way better than you in the next 9 years.

Bookmark this post aggy. Save it, and throw it in my face later which we both know you won’t be able to do so. Back to 4th in the directional conference you go for eternity.

[Bama Llama 1,447]

7 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I was there that night.

I loved heckling “GEEEEEE-NO! GEEEEEE-NO!” too.

Ohhh, yes!  The "GEEEE-NO!'s" rang out like "AIIRRRRR BALL's" early and often, and grew stronger through the night, the more he stuggled.

Do you remember coming out of a timeout he trotted onto the field and stood facing the offense, calling the play Erickson gave him. As he was calling the play Bama substituted several players.  When Geno turned around and stood back in the shotgun, all eleven defenders were on the line of scrimmage.  Six or seven of them blitzed.  Can't remember the result but the body language from Toretta was clear.  "Ohhhh, fuuuuck!"

And, we all saw in the flesh the greatest non-play in college football history when George Teague stripped the ball from Lamar Thomas and came back the other way.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Ohhh, yes!  The "GEEEE-NO!'s" rang out like "AIIRRRRR BALL's" early and often, and grew stronger through the night, the more he stuggled.
Do you remember coming out of a timeout he trotted onto the field and stood facing the offense, calling the play Erickson gave him. As he was calling the play Bama substituted several players.  When Geno turned around and stood back in the shotgun, all eleven defenders were on the line of scrimmage.  Six or seven of them blitzed.  Can't remember the result but the body language from Toretta was clear.  "Ohhhh, fuuuuck!"
And, we all saw in the flesh the greatest non-play in college football history when George Teague stripped the ball from Lamar Thomas and came back the other way.

Oh yeah. Still gives me chills.

[Henry Hill 3,156]

[Longboard Horn 40,138]

On 7/31/2021 at 7:25 PM, Davis Lane said:

One of my co-workers is an OU fan, goes to the Texas-OU game every year, and asked him if he was ready to chant "SEC SEC". He laughed and then said, "Fuck no!"

I laughed.

At least OU gets it.

[DFW Horn 6,118]

If aggy, corn, misery, and the buffs are such "great partners" why don't all four return to the Big 12 and show us how a P5 conference should be run?