White Lotus - HBO

[yoladu 4111]

20 hours ago, C-Man said:

Or F Murray Abraham. He seemed so dejected about the awful reunion with what they thought was family. His wife is gone. Maybe he jumps off the cliff or something.

Even Dominic has a sad walk on the beach scene a couple of episodes back. He is not a particularly happy guy.

[Eskimohorn 5644]

3,2,1
 
 
Noods:
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Lucia wins booty...and slight edge on boobs.  Mia still overall a baddie imo.
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They’ve done a great job with Valentina, starting her as a side character and developing her storyline.

Early in the show she was portrayed as more well-mannerered and put together, and with dialogue, poor make-up choices, and severe angles degrade her persona, where she could qualify for the WTF thread.

Lucia and Mia are worth visiting the bank and believable honeypots that dudes and ladies risk everything for. Debating them is like debating Michelangelo vs Leonardo. They’d turn both of them straight.

[Texzilla58 4745]

I’m hoping to see Isabella getting nailed by Rocco. We’ve not seen her without the polyester uniform.

[F250 28828]

On 12/5/2022 at 9:32 AM, Eskimohorn said:

You’re falling for the honeypot as well. Think she’s improvising. They’re doing what they need to to survive. Gave no fucks about poisoning the piano player. remember the grandfather talking about women being just like men

[F250 28828]

On 11/8/2022 at 3:51 PM, RiverwalkMiner said:

I was a little disappointed in episode 1, but last night hooked me. And today I'm down the YouTube Mina rabbit hole thanks to this song. 

 

I'm guessing you don't have kids with Disney +.

I've heard that song a million times over the last couple of years.

[wild_turkey 3187]

Posters in the Yellowstone thread: This show sucks, the writing sucks, what a stupid plot, makes no sense, I hate that I watch it but not enough to stop, Beth is a bitch but I’ve been watching this shitty show for 5 seasons because occasionally I get a shot of her cleavage and I’m extremely thirsty and desperate, ugh how many more seasons will Taylor Sheridan force me to suffer?

Posters in The White Lotus thread: This show is amazing, keeps getting better, can’t wait to see what happens but I’m sad that the finale is coming up, Lucia and Mia are both hot and we’ve seen them both topless and can’t decide which is better, maybe Valentina or Daphne will also strip down, wonder who dies, can’t wait for season 3.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

8 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

Lucia and Mia are worth visiting the bank and believable honeypots that dudes and ladies risk everything for. Debating them is like debating Michelangelo vs Leonardo. They’d turn both of them straight.

Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (that's a fact, Jack)
Raphael is cool but crude (gimme a break)
Michelangelo is a party dude (party!)

[Texzilla58 4745]

So we are enjoying this show so much and are eager to see how it all wraps up Sunday but also dread that inevitable letdown when the show is over.

[Sawbonz 27660]

On 12/5/2022 at 8:29 AM, hornian said:

I don't actually think Tanya is going to die. I think they may try to off her. But I think it's much more likely Portia is the one who winds up dead. 

Tanya will live to annoy the fuck out of us in season 3

[BrazilHorn 6637]

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

Tanya will live to annoy the fuck out of us in season 3

God i hope not. Dont really care if she gets killed off, but I’ve zero interest in seeing her in WL3. 

[Eskimohorn 5644]

God i hope not. Dont really care if she gets killed off, but I’ve zero interest in seeing her in WL3. 

She’s doing to the viewers what she did to Shane on his “romantic” cruise in Hawaii. Its fucking hilarious.

[SubliminalHorn 6812]

18 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:

They’d turn both of them straight.

[4th&Five 41606]

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

So we are enjoying this show so much and are eager to see how it all wraps up Sunday but also dread that inevitable letdown when the show is over.

As long as someone drops a deuce in some luggage I’ll be happy. 

[EvilCaseMcCoy 691]

11 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

Posters in the Yellowstone thread: This show sucks, the writing sucks, what a stupid plot, makes no sense, I hate that I watch it but not enough to stop, Beth is a bitch but I’ve been watching this shitty show for 5 seasons because occasionally I get a shot of her cleavage and I’m extremely thirsty and desperate, ugh how many more seasons will Taylor Sheridan force me to suffer?

Posters in The White Lotus thread: This show is amazing, keeps getting better, can’t wait to see what happens but I’m sad that the finale is coming up, Lucia and Mia are both hot and we’ve seen them both topless and can’t decide which is better, maybe Valentina or Daphne will also strip down, wonder who dies, can’t wait for season 3.

We never jumped on the Yellowstone train so reading this makes me happy. 

 

[RiverwalkMiner 257]

12 hours ago, F250 said:

I'm guessing you don't have kids with Disney +.

I've heard that song a million times over the last couple of years.

My one and only is a Sophomore  living on West Campus. 

The White Lotus HR department must have pretty lax standards, with Armond getting it on with the bellboy and Valentina hitting on her staff. 

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

2 hours ago, RiverwalkMiner said:

My one and only is a Sophomore  living on West Campus. 

The White Lotus HR department must have pretty lax standards, with Armond getting it on with the bellboy and Valentina hitting on her staff. 

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[C-Man 27286]

7 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Tanya will live to annoy the fuck out of us in season 3

I don't know -- she was pretty entertaining in the Palermo villa party scenes. I find her much less annoying than in Season 1. And, I could easily see WL3 being her trip to another property in another locale. The only hole in that theory is that I think Uncle Rico/Lazlo's role in the series is about to end in some way, shape or form on Sunday night.

[Sawbonz 27660]

25 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I don't know -- she was pretty entertaining in the Palermo villa party scenes. I find her much less annoying than in Season 1. And, I could easily see WL3 being her trip to another property in another locale. The only hole in that theory is that I think Uncle Rico/Lazlo's role in the series is about to end in some way, shape or form on Sunday night.

Season 3 is going to be on a cruise ship

[henrygandorf 29197]

30 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I don't know -- she was pretty entertaining in the Palermo villa party scenes. I find her much less annoying than in Season 1. 

she's fine if she's not whining, complaining, and squinting.  unfortunately that's kind of her default situation.

31 minutes ago, C-Man said:

And, I could easily see WL3 being her trip to another property in another locale. 

i mean, yeah.

[Texzilla58 4745]

Season 3 is going to be on a cruise ship

I miss the comic relief of Steve zahn. That dude cracks me up just looking at him.

[wild_turkey 3187]

6 hours ago, C-Man said:

I don't know -- she was pretty entertaining in the Palermo villa party scenes. I find her much less annoying than in Season 1. And, I could easily see WL3 being her trip to another property in another locale.

I think her usefulness is about used up, so hoping she doesn't come back. They would need to create a new story for her and after a while that just gets old.

[Texzilla58 4745]

I hate how they wrote her this season. Maybe Portia saves her from the gays and tonya gives her a million bucks. More likely saves her and gets fired for fucking around.

[seven 1368]

I didn't think the show needed the death last season and I'm not too wild about the Greg the cowboy thing this season, but otherwise I am very much enjoying the show. 

[Texzilla58 4745]

I like the first scene death both seasons, and then wondering who’s gonna die. I think it puts the mystery front and center.

Lots to wrap up Sunday night. In S1 Rachel submitted herself to live a life of luxury as a well heeled wife. Will Harper do the same, married to a billionaire? Or will she leave Ethan to be a rich activist lawyer with a real sex life?”

[C-Man 27286]

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I like the first scene death both seasons, and then wondering who’s gonna die. I think it puts the mystery front and center.

Agreed

[Duval Street 420]

I’m putting my FTT on the hookers being two of the bodies as Dom thinks Albe’s being threatened.

Dk2h

[DDD Dad 14363]

12 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

I miss the comic relief of Steve zahn. That dude cracks me up just looking at him.

 

[RiverwalkMiner 257]

If the show is about wealthy privileges and the lack of consequences, that leads me to believe Portia, Mia, Lucia, or maybe Jack being one or more bodies in the water. 

However, to quote Ruth Langmore "I don't know shit about fuck." 

[Texzilla58 4745]

I’m putting my FTT on the hookers being two of the bodies as Dom thinks Albe’s being threatened.
Dk2h

That could be, though I don’t want that to be.

[Chewbacca 7787]

On 12/6/2022 at 7:45 PM, qwertyu1234 said:

I started the series a week or two ago and am caught up. I am in the minority here in thinking Lucia is hotter than Mia. And this is probably a stupid thing to say, with all the Italian spoken, how is that language different than Spanish...it seems so similar. Also, it wouldn't surprise me if Ethan is on the spectrum.

Lucia is just smoke.  I love Mia, too, but give me Lucia every day.  

Ethan's got some porn addiction or something going on.  Or he's just not into Harper anymore.  But she's enjoying fucking with him.

[hornian 5230]

8 hours ago, RiverwalkMiner said:

If the show is about wealthy privileges and the lack of consequences, that leads me to believe Portia, Mia, Lucia, or maybe Jack being one or more bodies in the water. 

However, to quote Ruth Langmore "I don't know shit about fuck." 

Lucia/Mia/Jack being some of the bodies tracks with Lucia saying “whores get punished”

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, hornian said:

Lucia/Mia/Jack being some of the bodies tracks with Lucia saying “whores get punished”

You have to pay more for that. 

[Duval Street 420]

I read an article that stated in ep 1 Lucia and Mia pass the “pimp” on the way to see the boat come in and give a friendly “ciao,” helping make the case they’re more buddies than work associates.  Might have to give ep 1 a rewatch before Sunday.

Also, Team Lucia, but wouldn’t say no to Mia (I still think they end up floaters though).

[DDD Dad 14363]

14 hours ago, Duval Street said:

I read an article that stated in ep 1 Lucia and Mia pass the “pimp” on the way to see the boat come in and give a friendly “ciao,” helping make the case they’re more buddies than work associates.  Might have to give ep 1 a rewatch before Sunday.

Also, Team Lucia, but wouldn’t say no to Mia (I still think they end up floaters though).

Maybe, but Rocco did say that there hotel guests in the water, not locals.

[hornian 5230]

3 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Maybe, but Rocco did say that they’re hotel guests in the water, not locals.

Dom added Mia and Lucia to his rooms. So they are guests officially. 

[WBT 20676]

On 12/9/2022 at 6:45 PM, hornian said:

Lucia/Mia/Jack being some of the bodies tracks with Lucia saying “whores get punished”

where do whores go?

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

5 hours ago, WBT said:

where do whores go?

Doesn't matter, as long as they leave after.

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

God i hope not. Dont really care if she gets killed off, but I’ve zero interest in seeing her in WL3. 

She probably owns the White Lotus chain of hotels.

[Red Five 40947]

Lesbo scene has me leaning Mia, but that keeps going back and forth. 

[4th&Five 41606]

 

[Red Five 40947]

The internet tells me that Christopher's wife's voice over the phone was Laura Dern. 

[Duval Street 420]

Just rewatched the beginning of episode 1 and Rocco tells Valentina that one guest has drowned and a “few” other bodies were found that have been killed, so I’m guessing only one floater and the others were found elsewhere obviously murdered. 
 

Maybe two story lines end up with death.
 

 

[WBT 20676]

Rooting for Greg/Quentin, Mia/Lucia, and maximum chaos between Harper and Ethan in the finale

Edited December 11, 2022 by WBT

[Brandywine 1317]

The thing about last season was the person that died was a total surprise and how they died was also a surprise. I spent the whole season trying to figure out who and how and was wrong. Mike White in an interview said that was by design to keep people watching until the end. And he said that direction will be part of the series from now on. That said, all my theories of how it ends this season seem so obvious. I hope the final has that “Wow! I wasn’t expecting that!” ending, like last year.

[Mac8111 2117]

Piano player comes back with a vengeance, starts systematically eliminating all those that wronged him …

[WBT 20676]

Poor Salvatore, back to the beach

[Horny Bull 2766]

Oh Albie, you fucking idiot.

[Duval Street 420]

Left me wanting…more deaths.

[The Ace of Aces 5194]

Tanya taking out every9ne and herself is awesome. Glad Mia and Lucia live happily ever after. And I’d like to go down on Harper, too. 

[wild_turkey 3187]

Loved the finale and the scene leading up to Tanya’s demise.

Wife: “I wish they would’ve shown her neck breaking better.”