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I was waiting for a “No, I am your father” from Scott Glenn.

100%. He said Rick’s mom’s name again with recognition and confusion right before Rick pulled the gun. Seems like that could come back.

Loved Victoria praying for Jesus to save Piper from the Buddhists.
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Do you want me to save you?

Okay so it's either Giatok shooting it out with Valentin or the bodyguards come looking for Rick. Suicide smoothies for the Ratliffs?

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Still not sure if Mook is suspicious or just genuinely wants him to level up. Everything she’s saying is correct but she is incidentally going to manipulate Gaitok into getting his ass beat/killed

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10 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


If you didnt know the twenty something cute and crazy Plaza (whos now 40), and she didnt have her signature makeup, shed be just another person. Maybe youd gawk at her legs.

But people saying 7 “by a mile” vs seat 6 (bonus milf across the way). Y’all crazy. Lisa is a Phoebe Cates starter kit.

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Yea, she’s hot and can dance like a motherfucker. Just play her music videos on mute because her solo shit is garbahj.

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I wish I had the confidence to ask for $10,000 right after sex

Well, it would be awkward since they are prostitutes and you owe them $75 for milking your prostate. And their pronouns are they/them.
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5 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Is Rick dumb enough to go back to the hotel?

Rick is a self absorbed asshole, so yeah, he probably does. HIs arc has been one big wet fart.

and jesus christ, Tim has been in a self-induced coma for 4 straight episodes now, all we see him do each episode is mumble and half stumble about.

I don't know, I feel like Season 3 has been a big nothing waste of time.

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15 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Rick is a self absorbed asshole, so yeah, he probably does. HIs arc has been one big wet fart.

and jesus christ, Tim has been in a self-induced coma for 4 straight episodes now, all we see him do each episode is mumble and half stumble about.

I don't know, I feel like Season 3 has been a big nothing waste of time.

it took 7 episodes for the rick / scott glenn confrontation, and it ended with a push. all the previews from prior episodes showing something interesting were just dream sequences.

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31 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

it took 7 episodes for the rick / scott glenn confrontation, and it ended with a push. all the previews from prior episodes showing something interesting were just dream sequences.

Yep, I hope There’s an episode 8 payoff but at this point, I feel like the episode needs to be 120 minutes of to wrap up every plot line 

Ratliffes legal trouble

Saxon/Lochlan awkwardness

Piper 

Belinda and Greggary

Rick and his dad (?)

Gaitok

The 3 girls

The robbers/Russians

Chelsea and Rick

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- Shootout is Gaitok/Russians/Thai bodyguards/Rick in some weird Tarantino-esque standoff.  Russian that banged Laurie is the body.

- Ratliffe's lawyer gets him off and he gets phone call he is in the clear.  Piper freaks out about brother and doesn't stay.  Everything goes back to normal for that family.

- Blond blob leave separately.  They all hate each other.

- Belinda takes the money.

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14 hours ago, Macklemore said:

I want to party with Frank and Rick in Bangkok. 

Bring back memories?

 

12 hours ago, Red Five said:

I was waiting for a “No, I am your father” from Scott Glenn.

 

12 hours ago, Stringer said:


100%. He said Rick’s mom’s name again with recognition and confusion right before Rick pulled the gun. Seems like that could come back.

Loved Victoria praying for Jesus to save Piper from the Buddhists.

I've thought from the beginning that Scott Glenn is going to be shown to be Goggins' dad. I really thought so after he said, "My kind of drinker" after Goggins/Rick wolfed down his neat whiskey.

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weird vibe bt Lochlan and Piper at the monastery. combined with the weirdness bt Lochlan and Saxon...Lochlan is the common denominator, so he may be the weird one. Saxon's your basic frat-bro douchebag.

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It looked like Lochlan was going to make a move on Piper and then skated backwards to throw out his idea to stick around with her.  He’s the baby and has probably grown up going between the older siblings.  He seems to be bent.  Saxon after acting like a real sex savant (of course I’ve had threesomes!”) sure retreated when Chloe said he was there to fuck her and cuck Gary.  
 

if Victoria was as dependent on lorazepam as she portrayed, she would be batshit crazy by now.  Cold turkey withdrawal of benzos is sudden, terrible, and dangerous.  She would have called her doc and gotten him with the hotel doc to get a script.  Otherwise the story would have been Tim turning into a turnip and Vicky going manic .  Which might have been more interesting than visting the cult compound.  

E8 better deliver or this will rank with the last True Detective.

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16 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

My deal is how many 6’5” bald albino looking dudes are running around this resort town? 
 

Seriously no one identified him as one of the robbers? That’s part that is funny to me. 

He was the driver. The only robber was Aleksei. The only person who saw the driver was Gaitok as the SUV had tinted windows. The season has shown a lot of people aren't the geniuses of crime that they think themselves to be.

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2 hours ago, A-Tex Devil said:

- Shootout is Gaitok/Russians/Thai bodyguards/Rick in some weird Tarantino-esque standoff.  Russian that banged Laurie is the body.

- Ratliffe's lawyer gets him off and he gets phone call he is in the clear.  Piper freaks out about brother and doesn't stay.  Everything goes back to normal for that family.

- Blond blob leave separately.  They all hate each other.

- Belinda takes the money.

I think this is right except that the three women remain “friends” after the ordeal and begrudgingly indicate that they will talk soon/plan their next trip.

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It looked like Lochlan was going to make a move on Piper and then skated backwards to throw out his idea to stick around with her.  He’s the baby and has probably grown up going between the older siblings.  He seems to be bent.  Saxon after acting like a real sex savant (of course I’ve had threesomes!”) sure retreated when Chloe said he was there to fuck her and cuck Gary.  
 
if Victoria was as dependent on lorazepam as she portrayed, she would be batshit crazy by now.  Cold turkey withdrawal of benzos is sudden, terrible, and dangerous.  She would have called her doc and gotten him with the hotel doc to get a script.  Otherwise the story would have been Tim turning into a turnip and Vicky going manic .  Which might have been more interesting than visting the cult compound.  
E8 better deliver or this will rank with the last True Detective.

Hard disagree on the TD comp. That went off the rails quickly after 2-3 eps and was poorly paced, planned, cringy, and pointless. This past episode of White Lotus was excellent. It has some classic scenes and is well crafted.

This past episode included more great Sam Rockwell scenes getting ambushed and having to improvise with the old lady. Again, amateur hour criminals. you’ll be disappointed if you’re expecting a Jason Bourne movie.

Then Carrie Coon getting fucked (well) by the Russian and then being hit up for $10k only to be saved by the crazy girlfriend, and having to crawl out of the window bare ass, then realizing her luck. Carrie Coon is great in everything.



This season has escalated and is delivering. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.

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1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

It looked like Lochlan was going to make a move on Piper and then skated backwards to throw out his idea to stick around with her.  He’s the baby and has probably grown up going between the older siblings.  He seems to be bent.  Saxon after acting like a real sex savant (of course I’ve had threesomes!”) sure retreated when Chloe said he was there to fuck her and cuck Gary.  

I don't think he was going to make a move on Piper.  I think he's stuck between trying to please his brother and keep his sister's respect.  He is sort of the classic people pleaser, as the youngest child. 

I think Piper was taken aback because now the monastery wouldn't be HER thing.  It is her way of differentiating herself from the family and someone else was trying to shoehorn.  Funny enough, Lochlan probably would benefit more from it than she would. 

And yeah, Saxon retreated real fast on that cuck fantasy - all talk.  Thought it was funny that even he thought it was weird, after getting a handy from his bro.  Like, really, an old perv "catching" you in the act with his girlfriend is a bridge too far.  And then tried to make a move on Chelsea by mirroring the whole "wounded bird" thing she has with Rick. 

He wanted to stay sober at the Full Moon Party to take advantage of Chelsea/Chloe. He tried to take advantage of Chelsea after the dinner party.  But he couldn't handle Chloe initiating the fantasy/sex, instead of him. 

 

1 hour ago, C-Man said:

I've thought from the beginning that Scott Glenn is going to be shown to be Goggins' dad. I really thought so after he said, "My kind of drinker" after Goggins/Rick wolfed down his neat whiskey.

The way he repeated the mom's name - he was clearly about to reveal that Rick has it all wrong and then Goggins just went nuts on him. 

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Somehow it feels like Mook is going to be a bigger player in how this all plays out. Her convo with Gaitok about thinking he was more ambitious and being all disappointed. She's been egging him on from the beginning to be more involved. Me thinks she might not be an innocent bystander in all this. 

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I think she wants to get off the island and not spend her life working at hotel for rich people. I don't think she has motivations of anything more nefarious or she would just be dating the bodyguards. 

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1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


Hard disagree on the TD comp. That went off the rails quickly after 2-3 eps and was poorly paced, planned, cringy, and pointless. This past episode of White Lotus was excellent. It has some classic scenes and is well crafted.

 

 

 

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This past episode included more great Sam Rockwell scenes getting ambushed and having to improvise with the old lady. Again, amateur hour criminals. you’ll be disappointed if you’re expecting a Jason Bourne movie.

Then Carrie Coon getting fucked (well) by the Russian and then being hit up for $10k only to be saved by the crazy girlfriend, and having to crawl out of the window bare ass, then realizing her luck. Carrie Coon is great in everything.



This season has escalated and is delivering. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time.

I thought the set up for Rick was greatness, and I didn’t expect a bloodbath last night. I didn’t expect a Boy Named Sue resolution either.  I expected some left turn in the story that would change the narrative more than flipping over a chair.  We shall see where it goes.  If that’s it then it’s disappointing.  I expect we’ll see more of Alan shepherd and the story.

i guess the preview is leaning to Tim going jim jones on his family with the blender and the poison fruit.  I would be surprised Tim’s attorney has gotten him off.  He made it sound like his partner flipped.  
 

 

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So, Rick has spent his whole life going after this guy who supposedly murdered his dad (and going off just his mom's word, at that), and he couldn't be bothered to watch a single Sritala movie before going to her house? Or just look up a list of them so he could name one? Or come up with a storyline for the fake movie he and Frank are trying to sell her on? 

Agree with whoever said Tim has done nothing the last few episodes - all he's done is mope around and fantasize about killing his family.

There's so much great talent on this show but the writers have been kind of lazy this season, IMO. They've especially done Walton Goggins and Jason Isaacs a disservice with their storylines.

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I feel Tim's last episodes are a setup to where he goes from blitzing himself with pills and booze in a state of depression to mania when he finally decides how to kill himself, his wife, and Saxon with the suicide fruit. But at the last minute he'll get the news that his partner is taking the fall for everything. This show always zigs when you think it will zag. We've also seen lots of people go back to what's comfortable over something more difficult that could ultimately be healthier. We'll see that with Piper. 

I think Laurie will get back in good with the friends when she tells them how the Russians robbed the hotel. 

I think Mook is the dead body in the water that Zion sees and this is all due to Gaitok trying to be a man to impress her. 

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Not sure what else y’all want from Tim. He’s at a resort in bumfuck Thailand catatonic on benzos and booze contemplating murder/suicide. That’s exactly what a person in that situation would look like.

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25 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

I wish Belinda took that $100K and moved on. By far the least interesting storyline this season. 

If his first offer is $100k and he's as wealthy as it appears from his boat and home, she needs to ask for $1 million. 

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59 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Not sure what else y’all want from Tim. He’s at a resort in bumfuck Thailand catatonic on benzos and booze contemplating murder/suicide. That’s exactly what a person in that situation would look like.

Sure. It's just that it makes for boring television. He feels like a completely wasted (literally and figuratively) character. What's the point? 

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34 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

If his first offer is $100k and he's as wealthy as it appears from his boat and home, she needs to ask for $1 million. 

When he lowballed her with $100K I was thinking she should’ve responded by saying she had a million reasons to not talk. 

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1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Not sure what else y’all want from Tim. He’s at a resort in bumfuck Thailand catatonic on benzos and booze contemplating murder/suicide. That’s exactly what a person in that situation would look like.

It's wild to me - I get the whole nature aspect of Thailand, but god damn, this White Lotus is boring AS FUCK.  Everyone just seems to sit around and do nothing all day long, then go to dinner. 

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7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It's wild to me - I get the whole nature aspect of Thailand, but god damn, this White Lotus is boring AS FUCK.  Everyone just seems to sit around and do nothing all day long, then go to dinner. 

Pretty typical of most beach Four Seasons I’ve been to tbh. But shit, they barely go to the beach either. 

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Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Pretty typical of most beach Four Seasons I’ve been to tbh. But shit, they barely go to the beach either. 

Exactly, at least in Hawaii and Taormina, they were at the beach all the time! 

We've seen Lochlan, Saxon, Chelsea and the 3 women at the pool and a couple of "sessions" with Piper + the 3 women doing yoga, Lochlan's posture correction session, Rick and Zion's sessions with Amrita...

And not much else. 

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25 minutes ago, Js1 said:

this White Lotus is boring AS FUCK. 

There’s nothing happening compared to last season. *Spoiler alert* at this point in Season 2 we got a twist of Gary being in the photo with the gays, and the young dude was ass fucking the guy who we all thought was his uncle. Nothing like that has happened this season to throw a wrench in the storyline. 

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43 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It's wild to me - I get the whole nature aspect of Thailand, but god damn, this White Lotus is boring AS FUCK.  Everyone just seems to sit around and do nothing all day long, then go to dinner. 

I said it probably four episodes ago, but this season just seems smaller all around. And more depressing.

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1 hour ago, mdmost said:

You fuckers get Carrie Coon titties multiple episodes and still want to talk shit about this season. She was on fire last night. 

She was a smoke show in that dress at dinner and even better out of it.  

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