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22 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I have more than her, and I'm an ugly bitch

Those are my connections. And I’m a hot piece, thank you very much. I am NOT close to humping. I fuck. 

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1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Or bad tits.

You must've skipped some of those old Vic Mackey threads. 

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On 8/10/2023 at 10:02 AM, Saint Tacky said:

Off topic, but is any other part of this country as obsessed as the Metroplex with the white home, black roof shingles, large picture framed windows with the black window trim, and glass front doors?

The two easiest jobs in the Metroplex these days are weatherman and home architect. 

It fucking kills me how many transplants have moved into our neighborhood and turned their homes into some version of that look.  There are a couple of assholes who painted their limestone exteriors white.  That type of thing makes you too stupid to exist.  New Yorkers, whaddayagunnado?

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1 hour ago, Samson's Wig said:

It fucking kills me how many transplants have moved into our neighborhood and turned their homes into some version of that look.  There are a couple of assholes who painted their limestone exteriors white.  That type of thing makes you too stupid to exist.  New Yorkers, whaddayagunnado?

Had one of those in Frisco.  All the houses in the neighborhood are either reddish or earth tone brick with natural stone - then there's the one older house recently painted white house with black accents.  Damn it sticks out, and not in a good way.  Painted over the original brick/stone.  Fugly.

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2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

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starting to feel a little staged

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2 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

It fucking kills me how many transplants have moved into our neighborhood and turned their homes into some version of that look.  There are a couple of assholes who painted their limestone exteriors white.  That type of thing makes you too stupid to exist.  New Yorkers, whaddayagunnado?

I hate to tell you but it ain't the New Yorkers.

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2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

I hate to tell you but it ain't the New Yorkers.

In our Austin neighborhood, it is.   I can't speak to the insanity that is DFW. ;)   I can get over someone painting brick, especially if it's old and outdated.  Painting natural limestone should be a crime.

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1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

Oy.... bad take

Angles. She’s fat. I just learned from a common connection on LI, that account has been taken over by DOD. 

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2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Ok boomer

I got words, man.  Not brisket or YGIF words, but lotsa words.

Gotta actually type those fuckers.

Plus, I am actually working most of the time I'm on here, alt-tabbing between this and something work related.

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8 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

It fucking kills me how many transplants have moved into our neighborhood and turned their homes into some version of that look.  There are a couple of assholes who painted their limestone exteriors white.  That type of thing makes you too stupid to exist.  New Yorkers, whaddayagunnado?

I'll take those over faux chateaux all day and twice on Tuesday.

I used to hate painting brick, but I'm a little more sanguine about it today.  I do dislike the idea of it being something else that requires exterior paint from time to time.

Painting any kind of stone is an abomination before the Lord and makes me exceeding wroth.

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Shameless copy cat here.  Idgaf.  Im a good lookin dude @50+.  I lay pipe at Kissing Tree all day long.  And oh, she connected. 

 

 

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8 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Department of Defense? 

That’s what I asked. Apparently the DoD has taken over her social media accounts, according to this guy. 

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11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Plus, I am actually working most of the time I'm on here, alt-tabbing between this and something work related.

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1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

She’s got WMDs

DOD:  Dig 'ol ditties

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13 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Shameless copy cat here.  Idgaf.  Im a good lookin dude @50+.  I lay pipe at Kissing Tree all day long.  And oh, she connected. 

 

 

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Now see if you can find out what else she will accept.

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2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

So did the person start taking a shit in first class and just made a beeline to the back of the plane? Who am I kidding, it obviously went the other direction. Bunch of savages in the back of the plane. 

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Flight Doctor, "I'm not sure.  I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert."  

There is cell phone footage of the woman before the bowel issue in question: 

 

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Oh man, you'd love her.  I wondered for many years why adults would laugh at that line in "Airplane!"  I had no idea who she was.  I grew up and found out she had my three favorite qualities in a person.  From Oklahoma.  Used her fame to hurt people of different sexual orientations.  And her musical stylings are as horrible as diarrhea at 35,000 feet.  

 

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On 9/4/2023 at 11:26 PM, MAUFRAIS said:

Fuck Anita Bryant

Who the hell is she

A holier than thou harpie in the late sixties and early 70’s who sang Christian, gospel songs and saw herself as a warrior against the hippie culture.  Her mainstream gig was hawking orange juice (how wholesome!).  She crusaded against the gays and would have fit in just fine today in the MAGA world.  Her catch line was “A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine!”, which may have been a musical jingle too…

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