Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.

[royiv 9241]

What does Priority get you on Allegiant? First in line to take a dump in the aisle?

[hookemATL 11700]

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

What does Priority get you on Allegiant? First in line to take a dump in the aisle?

They only fuck your mouth.  No anal. Nice perk!

[Braff Zacklin 13552]

1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

impressive faceplant by the fat cop 

Outjuked by a lady in sandals. Great résumé builder.

[956 Worldwide 34695]

Got off a flight today and shortly into it I felt the guy in back of me firmly pressing his knee into the seat back through the fabric.  First couple of times I shifted my weight back to let him know he was doing it.  Third time I turned around and said “you’re shoving your knee into my back and it’s uncomfortable. Please stop.” 
 

The dude loudly protested that he wasn’t doing it, and showed me that at the moment his knee was not shoved into the seat.  I just shrugged.  No more issues for the rest of the flight.  Why lie? Just say “sorry about that” and move along. 
 

(Before I’m asked, I was not reclining.)

[Blotto 23485]

I need the video of the fisticuffs 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/passengers-removed-from-austin-bound-flight-after-altercation-over-maga-hat-report-says/

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“A woman in her 40s and a woman in her 60s made counter allegations of affray,” the statement said. No further details were provided.

Affray is when someone uses or threatens “unlawful violence” toward another person, according to the Crown Prosecution Service, which prosecutes cases in England and Wales.

According to The Sun, witnesses said one of the women asked the other to remove her hat, and they allegedly punched each other. The argument then continued on the plane, according to The Sun’s report, before the two passengers were escorted off.

 

[RPM 26315]

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

A woman in her 40s and a woman in her 60s

Let me guess which one was wearing the hat.

[Eskimohorn 5629]

Had repeated line cutters during deplaning. First time I just shared a look with the semi-cute woman across from me

On the return flight, after waking up at the crack of ass and suffering all day with back issues, I went full Larry David and asked the dude if he was in a hurry to catch a flight. He said “yeah”

I responded “I guess I’ll allow it then”. That was that.

Of course, we were in Austin. What connecting flights are here? Is that a thing? I guess it is.

I probably was pretty close to being the asshole in this situation, but for fuck sake, im sick of line cutters. If we’re flying into DFW and we’re late. Everyone has to catch a flight!!!

[Bevo 13559]

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Let me guess which one was wearing the hat.

 

Yeah, 60 year old was wearing the hat and 40 year old was talking shit to her.

[Captainant 27620]

Not someone inside the plane, but a SWA flight out of Dallas got cancelled preparing to depart due to taking some gunfire 

https://apnews.com/article/dallas-texas-bullet-hits-airplane-southwest-airlines-19feb604518202ef544ce0102e3ea2c3

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5120]

How about 132 flight disrupting little assholes?

132 hamsters reportedly broke loose on a passenger plane, forcing it out of service for days - CBS News

[MissingInAction 25002]

[Braff Zacklin 13552]

27 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

How about 132 flight disrupting little assholes?

132 hamsters reportedly broke loose on a passenger plane, forcing it out of service for days - CBS News

I have had it ... with these motherfucking hamsters ... on this motherfucking plane!!!!

[Mittens 8252]

You know what would get rid of those hamsters?

[MAUFRAIS 6615]

Richard Gere?

[RDCanecutter 26377]

On 11/16/2024 at 12:35 PM, Captainant said:

Not someone inside the plane, but a SWA flight out of Dallas got cancelled preparing to depart due to taking some gunfire 

https://apnews.com/article/dallas-texas-bullet-hits-airplane-southwest-airlines-19feb604518202ef544ce0102e3ea2c3

 

Seems like that'd be the best reason to depart.

[High Plains Drifter 11024]

On 11/16/2024 at 12:35 PM, Captainant said:

Not someone inside the plane, but a SWA flight out of Dallas got cancelled preparing to depart due to taking some gunfire 

https://apnews.com/article/dallas-texas-bullet-hits-airplane-southwest-airlines-19feb604518202ef544ce0102e3ea2c3

 

 

We're going to have to put door gunners on planes departing Dallas aren't we?

 

[Blotto 23485]

11 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Richard Gere?

[ABSR 5308]

On 11/19/2024 at 11:50 AM, Braff Zacklin said:

I have had it ... with these motherfucking hamsters ... on this motherfucking plane!!!!

You know, if we let some snakes loose on the plane it would fix this problem!   Is this maybe an origin story?

[Mittens 8252]

 

[Braff Zacklin 13552]

So did you get your Whataburger or change your mind and hit the Campisi's instead?

[Biff Tannen 45661]

On 11/19/2024 at 3:27 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

We're going to have to put door gunners on planes departing Dallas aren't we?