Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.

[royiv 9359]

What does Priority get you on Allegiant? First in line to take a dump in the aisle?

[hookemATL 11896]

3 minutes ago, royiv said:

What does Priority get you on Allegiant? First in line to take a dump in the aisle?

They only fuck your mouth.  No anal. Nice perk!

[Braff Zacklin 13664]

1 hour ago, Bill Brasky said:

impressive faceplant by the fat cop 

Outjuked by a lady in sandals. Great résumé builder.

[956 Worldwide 34774]

Got off a flight today and shortly into it I felt the guy in back of me firmly pressing his knee into the seat back through the fabric.  First couple of times I shifted my weight back to let him know he was doing it.  Third time I turned around and said “you’re shoving your knee into my back and it’s uncomfortable. Please stop.” 
 

The dude loudly protested that he wasn’t doing it, and showed me that at the moment his knee was not shoved into the seat.  I just shrugged.  No more issues for the rest of the flight.  Why lie? Just say “sorry about that” and move along. 
 

(Before I’m asked, I was not reclining.)

[Blotto 23578]

I need the video of the fisticuffs 

https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/passengers-removed-from-austin-bound-flight-after-altercation-over-maga-hat-report-says/

Quote

“A woman in her 40s and a woman in her 60s made counter allegations of affray,” the statement said. No further details were provided.

Affray is when someone uses or threatens “unlawful violence” toward another person, according to the Crown Prosecution Service, which prosecutes cases in England and Wales.

According to The Sun, witnesses said one of the women asked the other to remove her hat, and they allegedly punched each other. The argument then continued on the plane, according to The Sun’s report, before the two passengers were escorted off.

 

[RPM 26355]

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

A woman in her 40s and a woman in her 60s

Let me guess which one was wearing the hat.

[Eskimohorn 5642]

Had repeated line cutters during deplaning. First time I just shared a look with the semi-cute woman across from me

On the return flight, after waking up at the crack of ass and suffering all day with back issues, I went full Larry David and asked the dude if he was in a hurry to catch a flight. He said “yeah”

I responded “I guess I’ll allow it then”. That was that.

Of course, we were in Austin. What connecting flights are here? Is that a thing? I guess it is.

I probably was pretty close to being the asshole in this situation, but for fuck sake, im sick of line cutters. If we’re flying into DFW and we’re late. Everyone has to catch a flight!!!

[Bevo 13601]

2 hours ago, RPM said:

Let me guess which one was wearing the hat.

 

Yeah, 60 year old was wearing the hat and 40 year old was talking shit to her.

[Captainant 27779]

Not someone inside the plane, but a SWA flight out of Dallas got cancelled preparing to depart due to taking some gunfire 

https://apnews.com/article/dallas-texas-bullet-hits-airplane-southwest-airlines-19feb604518202ef544ce0102e3ea2c3

 

[Bevo&Pevo 5219]

How about 132 flight disrupting little assholes?

132 hamsters reportedly broke loose on a passenger plane, forcing it out of service for days - CBS News

[MissingInAction 25187]

[Braff Zacklin 13664]

27 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

How about 132 flight disrupting little assholes?

132 hamsters reportedly broke loose on a passenger plane, forcing it out of service for days - CBS News

I have had it ... with these motherfucking hamsters ... on this motherfucking plane!!!!

[Mittens 8306]

You know what would get rid of those hamsters?

[MAUFRAIS 6636]

Richard Gere?

[RDCanecutter 26473]

On 11/16/2024 at 12:35 PM, Captainant said:

Not someone inside the plane, but a SWA flight out of Dallas got cancelled preparing to depart due to taking some gunfire 

https://apnews.com/article/dallas-texas-bullet-hits-airplane-southwest-airlines-19feb604518202ef544ce0102e3ea2c3

 

Seems like that'd be the best reason to depart.

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

On 11/16/2024 at 12:35 PM, Captainant said:

Not someone inside the plane, but a SWA flight out of Dallas got cancelled preparing to depart due to taking some gunfire 

https://apnews.com/article/dallas-texas-bullet-hits-airplane-southwest-airlines-19feb604518202ef544ce0102e3ea2c3

 

 

We're going to have to put door gunners on planes departing Dallas aren't we?

 

[Blotto 23578]

11 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

Richard Gere?

[ABSR 5324]

On 11/19/2024 at 11:50 AM, Braff Zacklin said:

I have had it ... with these motherfucking hamsters ... on this motherfucking plane!!!!

You know, if we let some snakes loose on the plane it would fix this problem!   Is this maybe an origin story?

[Mittens 8306]

 

[Braff Zacklin 13664]

So did you get your Whataburger or change your mind and hit the Campisi's instead?

[Biff Tannen 45742]

On 11/19/2024 at 3:27 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

We're going to have to put door gunners on planes departing Dallas aren't we?

 

[High Plains Drifter 11052]

10 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

So did you get your Whataburger or change your mind and hit the Campisi's instead?

 

Whataburger probably fucked up his order. 

And HE IS PISSED. 

[Gatorubet 30315]

On 10/31/2024 at 12:58 AM, Eskimohorn said:

Had repeated line cutters during deplaning. First time I just shared a look with the semi-cute woman across from me

On the return flight, after waking up at the crack of ass and suffering all day with back issues, I went full Larry David and asked the dude if he was in a hurry to catch a flight. He said “yeah”

I responded “I guess I’ll allow it then”. That was that.

Of course, we were in Austin. What connecting flights are here? Is that a thing? I guess it is.

I probably was pretty close to being the asshole in this situation, but for fuck sake, im sick of line cutters. If we’re flying into DFW and we’re late. Everyone has to catch a flight!!!

Flying back home after the gator-lsu game the plane was delayed going into Atlanta, because Delta. When we landed i jumped up, grabbed my carry-on bag, and told people “I’m sorry but I have to run to catch my plane- It started boarding 15 minutes ago”.   I ran down the length of the concourse, and I was literally the last person on the plane.  They shut the door before I made it to my seat.

I’m sure a ton of other people on my flight had connecting flights, but no fucks were given by me for pushing past anyone who would let me.

if I had even 15 minutes to make the flight I would’ve waited my turn - like I always do.   But the Delta app had already picked another flight three hours later and wanted me to hit the accept button. Aw, hell nah! I would do that after first giving this last OJ Avis commercial re-do a shot.

[InkaUtexas 26110]

OK, who was this?

United Airlines passenger has been caught on camera violently kicking a seat in a fit of rage that resulted in him being restrained and strapped to one of the seats which he had taken such an issue with.

The exact date of the incident isn’t clear, although sources claim the outburst took place on a recent United flight from Austin to Los Angeles.

Video in the link.

https://www.paddleyourownkanoo.com/2024/11/21/united-airlines-passenger-goes-wild-violently-kicking-seat-in-fit-of-rage-before-being-restrained-and-strapped-down/

[Willfully Horn 8049]

11 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

I ran down the length of the concourse, and I was literally the last person on the plane.  They shut the door before I made it to my seat.

21st century hassle.

In Mexico City, my wife and I were held up long enough that, in order to board our flight, we rode on a golf cart to the actual runway, as the plane waited to take off, and boarded by climbing stairs at the ass end of the jet. 
 

I would like to say we flew into Love, and went to the Egyptian for pizza, but it was a long time ago.

[BottleRocket 647]

8 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

21st century hassle.

In Mexico City, my wife and I were held up long enough that, in order to board our flight, we rode on a golf cart to the actual runway, as the plane waited to take off, and boarded by climbing stairs at the ass end of the jet. 
 

I would like to say we flew into Love, and went to the Egyptian for pizza, but it was a long time ago.

What's Love got to do with it?

[Willfully Horn 8049]

8 hours ago, BottleRocket said:

What's Love got to do with it?

it’s close to Mockingbird. The original Campisi’s was on Mockingbird, and was known as the Egyptian.

[Chad Fuck 17779]

it’s close to Mockingbird. The original Campisi’s was on Mockingbird, and was known as the Egyptian.

Still there. Still The Egyptian but also, Campisi’s.

[Willfully Horn 8049]

6 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Still there. Still The Egyptian but also, Campisi’s.

Are there still jukeboxes on the wall for what seemed like every booth? 

[royiv 9359]

How has Amber Campisi aged?

[BurntEyes 6031]

2 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

Are there still jukeboxes on the wall for what seemed like every booth? 

Yes, in the main room. I think they still put out music but not jukebox style but I never sit in them so not sure.

[Steel Shank 9432]

On 11/22/2024 at 7:18 AM, BottleRocket said:

What's Love got to do with it?

Sing it, muthaaaaafuckaaaaaa!!!!!!!

[PRONG HORN 3159]

 

 

Austin to LA

 

 

[AnTiM 1670]

On 11/21/2024 at 11:13 PM, InkaUtexas said:

OK, who was this?

United Airlines passenger has been caught on camera violently kicking a seat in a fit of rage that resulted in him being restrained and strapped to one of the seats which he had taken such an issue with.

The exact date of the incident isn’t clear, although sources claim the outburst took place on a recent United flight from Austin to Los Angeles.

Video in the link.

https://www.paddleyourownkanoo.com/2024/11/21/united-airlines-passenger-goes-wild-violently-kicking-seat-in-fit-of-rage-before-being-restrained-and-strapped-down/

Obviously someone left a dildo lying on the seat and this poor guy sat on it.  Or he just has a bondage fetish.