Flight disrupting assholes Thread of Shame.

[Post Oak 20208]

We're all counting on you.

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

We're all counting on you.

And are contributing to the wreath fund 

[Bozo_Casanova 26437]

On 8/15/2023 at 3:50 PM, Lhorn said:

I think I’m in love with the “that mf’er is not real” girl.  

same

[RDCanecutter 26381]

On 8/13/2023 at 9:26 PM, Bevo said:

Why do these crazy women look better when they aren't on the plane?

She who controls the camera angles controls reality.

[YGIFS 19449]

Please tell me somebody knows how to create a linkedin profile for Carrot Top and send her a connection invitation.  

[BabaYaga 15288]

4 hours ago, cabowabo said:

“I’m a licensed attorney card.”

Surprised they were able to pull themselves away from their phone while arguing in the CR

[closetohumping 17434]

1 hour ago, Porterhouse said:

Yeah, what kind of degenerate would connect on LI with her?

I have more than her, and I'm an ugly bitch

[Eskimohorn 5630]

Surprised they were able to pull themselves away from their phone while arguing in the CR

[Guest]

22 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I have more than her, and I'm an ugly bitch

Those are my connections. And I’m a hot piece, thank you very much. I am NOT close to humping. I fuck. 

[RPM 26317]

24 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

I have more than her, and I'm an ugly bitch

Everyone has seen your O face

[Sawbonz 27538]

 

starting to feel a little staged

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

There is no such thing as bad press. 

 

 

Or bad tits.

[mdmost 42999]

1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Or bad tits.

You must've skipped some of those old Vic Mackey threads. 

Edited August 17, 2023 by mdmost

[Samson's Wig 3191]

On 8/10/2023 at 10:02 AM, Saint Tacky said:

Off topic, but is any other part of this country as obsessed as the Metroplex with the white home, black roof shingles, large picture framed windows with the black window trim, and glass front doors?

The two easiest jobs in the Metroplex these days are weatherman and home architect. 

It fucking kills me how many transplants have moved into our neighborhood and turned their homes into some version of that look.  There are a couple of assholes who painted their limestone exteriors white.  That type of thing makes you too stupid to exist.  New Yorkers, whaddayagunnado?

[HiggyBaby 2529]

SIAP

Didn’t realize she went full Final Destination after deplaning 

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cv8OUn_vudL/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[BabaYaga 15288]

1 hour ago, Samson's Wig said:

It fucking kills me how many transplants have moved into our neighborhood and turned their homes into some version of that look.  There are a couple of assholes who painted their limestone exteriors white.  That type of thing makes you too stupid to exist.  New Yorkers, whaddayagunnado?

Had one of those in Frisco.  All the houses in the neighborhood are either reddish or earth tone brick with natural stone - then there's the one older house recently painted white house with black accents.  Damn it sticks out, and not in a good way.  Painted over the original brick/stone.  Fugly.

[DDD Dad 14325]

2 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

 

starting to feel a little staged

2 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

It fucking kills me how many transplants have moved into our neighborhood and turned their homes into some version of that look.  There are a couple of assholes who painted their limestone exteriors white.  That type of thing makes you too stupid to exist.  New Yorkers, whaddayagunnado?

I hate to tell you but it ain't the New Yorkers.

[Samson's Wig 3191]

2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

I hate to tell you but it ain't the New Yorkers.

In our Austin neighborhood, it is.   I can't speak to the insanity that is DFW.    I can get over someone painting brick, especially if it's old and outdated.  Painting natural limestone should be a crime.

[TwiceHorn 31438]

6 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Surprised they were able to pull themselves away from their phone while arguing in the CR

I rarely/never post from my phone.

[DDD Dad 14325]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

I rarely/never post from my phone.

Ok boomer

[Longhornstampede 3181]

On 7/3/2023 at 10:11 PM, Porterhouse said:

Gross. Run far far away from anyone that crazy, attention whoring, ugly, and big. Must’ve been FitLump kin. 

Oy.... bad take

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Longhornstampede said:

Oy.... bad take

Angles. She’s fat. I just learned from a common connection on LI, that account has been taken over by DOD. 

[Longhornstampede 3181]

41 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Angles. She’s fat. I just learned from a common connection on LI, that account has been taken over by DOD. 

Department of Defense? 

[TwiceHorn 31438]

2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Ok boomer

I got words, man.  Not brisket or YGIF words, but lotsa words.

Gotta actually type those fuckers.

Plus, I am actually working most of the time I'm on here, alt-tabbing between this and something work related.

[TwiceHorn 31438]

8 hours ago, Samson's Wig said:

It fucking kills me how many transplants have moved into our neighborhood and turned their homes into some version of that look.  There are a couple of assholes who painted their limestone exteriors white.  That type of thing makes you too stupid to exist.  New Yorkers, whaddayagunnado?

I'll take those over faux chateaux all day and twice on Tuesday.

I used to hate painting brick, but I'm a little more sanguine about it today.  I do dislike the idea of it being something else that requires exterior paint from time to time.

Painting any kind of stone is an abomination before the Lord and makes me exceeding wroth.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

Shameless copy cat here.  Idgaf.  Im a good lookin dude @50+.  I lay pipe at Kissing Tree all day long.  And oh, she connected. 

 

 

Edited August 18, 2023 by Shaggy3.0

[RPM 26317]

[Guest]

8 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Department of Defense? 

That’s what I asked. Apparently the DoD has taken over her social media accounts, according to this guy. 

[Sawbonz 27538]

She’s got WMDs

[BabaYaga 15288]

11 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Plus, I am actually working most of the time I'm on here, alt-tabbing between this and something work related.

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

She’s got WMDs

DOD:  Dig 'ol ditties

[Longhornstampede 3181]

She's got patriot missiles on her chest

[royiv 9251]

21 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Frisco.  Fugly.

Fixed.

[Post Oak 20208]

13 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

Shameless copy cat here.  Idgaf.  Im a good lookin dude @50+.  I lay pipe at Kissing Tree all day long.  And oh, she connected. 

 

 

Now see if you can find out what else she will accept.

[Steel Shank 9421]

19 hours ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

I lay pipe at Kissing Tree all day long. 

 

well ok then

 

Edited August 19, 2023 by Steel Shank

[Guest]

Has her LI account been nuked?  Also, this:

[RPM 26317]

https://onemileatatime.com/news/american-flight-diverts-pepper-spray/

[crash_davis 23100]

That family needs to be neutered to prevent anyone of them from further perpetuating their idiocy into the gene pool.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[gernblansten 3196]

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Off to check the Shart thread with fingers crossed and a heart full of hope that this story is Surly related….what sharts here changes flight plans. 

[ShaggyBevo RIP 3868]

2 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Off to check the Shart thread with fingers crossed and a heart full of hope that this story is Surly related….what sharts here changes flight plans. 

Prophetic thread title.

[mdmost 42999]

2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

So did the person start taking a shit in first class and just made a beeline to the back of the plane? Who am I kidding, it obviously went the other direction. Bunch of savages in the back of the plane. 

[YGIFS 19449]

Yes, I remember.  I had the lasagna.  

[Bevo 13566]

15 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Yes, I remember.  I had the lasagna.  

I assume this story involves Brisket and Enchiladas y Mas.

[YGIFS 19449]

Well, he had a choice of them.  Chicken or Fish.  

 

[Brisketexan 105065]

I assume this story involves Brisket and Enchiladas y Mas.

I am of hardy texican stock - enchiladas before an intercontinental flight is nothing.
It did end up killing the queen, though.

[YGIFS 19449]

Flight Doctor, "I'm not sure.  I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert."  

There is cell phone footage of the woman before the bowel issue in question: 

 

[MAUFRAIS 6619]

Fuck Anita Bryant

Who the hell is she

[YGIFS 19449]

Oh man, you'd love her.  I wondered for many years why adults would laugh at that line in "Airplane!"  I had no idea who she was.  I grew up and found out she had my three favorite qualities in a person.  From Oklahoma.  Used her fame to hurt people of different sexual orientations.  And her musical stylings are as horrible as diarrhea at 35,000 feet.  

 

[Matuka 1310]

On 9/4/2023 at 11:26 PM, MAUFRAIS said:

Fuck Anita Bryant

Who the hell is she

A holier than thou harpie in the late sixties and early 70’s who sang Christian, gospel songs and saw herself as a warrior against the hippie culture.  Her mainstream gig was hawking orange juice (how wholesome!).  She crusaded against the gays and would have fit in just fine today in the MAGA world.  Her catch line was “A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine!”, which may have been a musical jingle too…

.

 

[TwiceHorn 31438]

On 8/17/2023 at 11:38 PM, Shaggy3.0 said:

Shameless copy cat here.  Idgaf.  Im a good lookin dude @50+.  I lay pipe at Kissing Tree all day long.  And oh, she connected. 

 

 

One of you degenerates posted this somewhere else and it may be one of the greatest things I've ever seen.