2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

[Burt Macklin 19038]

2 minutes ago, The Beast said:

What’s so hard to understand that the TEs and RBs will lead the offense?

Oh well if Brewer and Wiley are leading our offense, then I guess we have nothing to worry about. 

[cdain3 3454]

CDC is one of us.

[BERT 4380]

28 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

https://watchstadium.com/analyzing-college-footballs-relationship-between-recruiting-class-rankings-and-wins-07-01-2019/

 

We are 3rd worst at -5. Only UNC, UCLA, and Maryland are worse.

Jesus fucking Christ 

[Nivek 16945]

 

2 hours ago, Snacks said:

I am. I hate it. I'm the person who harps on conference championships the most on here...

You've changed points, though.  Your claim was Greg Davis should have been fired in the early 2000s when our offenses were rolling. We got shut down offensively in SIX games. I'd kick my sons in their peepees for that production today.

The real reason we've been crap (on offense) is because we've been trotting out a mishmash of freshman QBs and OL and hope. 

I said most, but the answer is all.  Players matter more than coaching. Coaching matters, but players are first. 

This killed me.

 

[Enchubben 5510]

10 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

 

CDC is one of us.

 

[TenCarryTom 398]

Has anyone heard anything about Dixon? Seems like he hasn’t been talked about at all. 

[ElChupacabra 254]

13 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

 

CDC is one of us.

 

I see some folks complaining about CDC and, on some points, they're right. But I'll be damned if I don't like the guy. He's got that whole refined gentleman thing going for him but I just imagine when he gets home he throws on some sweat pants and a t shirt from an 80's hair band and cracks open a fine domestic beer and just chills out on the couch like Al Bundy. He is a true renaissance man.

[Bottlecap 1523]

oh neat. 12 taps of karbach, a corona tap, an eastciders, and a $15 electic jellyfish. 

Edited August 21, 2021 by Bottlecap

[Nivek 16945]

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Those guys had excellent offer lists. When they all bust, the problem is coaching. 

Not everyone is going to make it.  Bru McCoy was someone we went after.  USC couldn't make him a football player either.   That was on him.  Sometimes coaches miss on players, but if they miss too much, we end up with a team that cannot pick up a short yardage first down against Kansas.   

[cdain3 3454]

I see some folks complaining about CDC and, on some points, they're right. But I'll be damned if I don't like the guy. He's got that whole refined gentleman thing going for him but I just imagine when he gets home he throws on some sweat pants and a t shirt from an 80's hair band and cracks open a fine domestic beer and just chills out on the couch like Al Bundy. He is a true renaissance man.

[ElChupacabra 254]

1 minute ago, cdain3 said:

Fuck yeah! Jello shots with the fans? Why the hell not!

Edited August 21, 2021 by ElChupacabra

[XYZ 2154]

5 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

That dude on the right has a weird looking hand.

[westexhorn 2020]

2 minutes ago, XYZ said:

That dude on the right has a weird looking hand.

wtf, he's got lobster tail for a hand

[alphahorn 1637]

 

[The Beast 585]

37 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Oh well if Brewer and Wiley are leading our offense, then I guess we have nothing to worry about. 

So you feeling better about the WRs then?

[Fud 9552]

29 minutes ago, TenCarryTom said:

Has anyone heard anything about Dixon? Seems like he hasn’t been talked about at all. 

He’s been out with a high ankle sprain 

[Vertigo 20290]

1 hour ago, Ricky Butler said:

Probably wise to withhold judgement on a new coaching staff until AFTER THE FIRST GAME OF THEIR TENURE.

Nonsense, I am ready to claim this coaching regime a roaring success.

[UDontKnow 10447]

11 minutes ago, Fud said:

He’s been out with a high ankle sprain 

[Herpa Derpa 6126]

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

 

This killed me.

 

I'd kick all of you in the peepees for a 40+ppg average. 

Wait, who am I kidding. I'd kick myself in the peepees for a 35 ppg average.

[Vertigo 20290]

So basically.. Dixon, JWhit, and Omeire are now out until the opener. Our healthy receivers are Moore, Worthy (when he returns from sickness), Woodard, and Money? That sounds.. suboptimal.

 

 

[Henry Hill 3156]

1 hour ago, cdain3 said:

 

 

CDC is one of us.

 

[Tex-19 2872]

Lol at the posters predicting the talk would all be about the offense shining in scrimmage 2. Nailed it:

 

[westexhorn 2020]

13 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Lol at the posters predicting the talk would all be about the offense shining in scrimmage 2. Nailed it:

 

Once the injury-prone players were not part of it, the offense took off?

Edited August 21, 2021 by westexhorn

[westexhorn 2020]

Jaden Alexis hurt his knee today.

[Elmer_Fudd 22281]

Oh look another WR injury

 

[Domedriver 655]

4 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Once the injury proned players were not part of it, the offense took off?

No, it’s Sark soaking in and breaking through 🤘

[Elmer_Fudd 22281]

 

[Royale with cheese 1467]

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Withholding any judgement until I see an actual game. Been burned too many times the last 10+ years.

 

This. Too many Herman-vs-Marylands to take anything for granted. Will be happy with a close win. Will be ecstatic with a blowout.

[Elmer_Fudd 22281]

 

[Getafix 28682]

3 hours ago, Hermanator said:

Going after busts like Eagles, Alvonte Woodard, the whiny white boy from Arizona, plus others with glass legs and stone hands will do that to you. 

 

EAGLES

# 61 overall

#6 in Texas

#10 WR

 

JOSHUA MOORE

#96 overall

#10 in Texas

#19 WR

 

WOODARD

#104 overall

#11 in Texas

#20 WR

 

JAKE SMITH

#49 overall

#2 in Arizona

#8 WR

 

(Also, FYI, if you just stack ranked them with the current class, based on ranking, our entire current class would be below the guys above.  (Woodard would be tied with Allen, @ #104, I suppose.))

 

[Pato del Muerto 52524]

2 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Always a great sign when you have to frame your compliment in relativity. 

[Laga4 1270]

1 hour ago, Thatguy said:

https://watchstadium.com/analyzing-college-footballs-relationship-between-recruiting-class-rankings-and-wins-07-01-2019/

 

We are 3rd worst at -5. Only UNC, UCLA, and Maryland are worse.

Interesting stat.

[Elmer_Fudd 22281]

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22281]

 

 

[hookem48 4700]

3 hours ago, TexasBeta said:

Watching the 1987 Texas v pig game. Tony Jones says otherwise.

saw that was coming on, first play flanker screen, 5 yard loss. For fucks sake it's been a curse for 40 damn years.

[LTtxfan 49247]

 

Edited August 21, 2021 by LTtxfan

[Vertigo 20290]

15 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Once the injury proned players were not part of it, the offense took off?

Once we got Kai Money in space..

[LTtxfan 49247]

 

[LTtxfan 49247]

Siap...

 

[LTtxfan 49247]

 

[hookem48 4700]

11 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

defense peaked too early, great

[LTtxfan 49247]

 

Edited August 21, 2021 by LTtxfan

[JOSEYWALES66 1805]

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

defense peaked too early, great

I know you are joking but this is why I don’t watch the preseason scrimmages.  It’s a zero sum game.   

[Redmen62 126]

23 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Once we got Kai Money in space..

Sark has always been able to scheme his most dangerous playmaker open. 

[LTtxfan 49247]

Steve Sarkisian Media Availability [Aug. 21, 2021]

 

Edited August 21, 2021 by LTtxfan

[CycleTex87 2972]

12 minutes ago, Redmen62 said:

Sark has always been able to scheme his most dangerous playmaker open. 

You say this somewhat in jest but in reality, we should have better athletes than ULaLa, and if Sark and the staff are all they’re supposed to be, we should wipe up the field with the Cajuns. 

[stork642 4498]

35 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

That’s great news about the offense but on the other hand what’s going on with the defense?   I blame the monkey.  

[Rimbo 25976]

3 hours ago, Thatguy said:

    I haven't changed points at all. 98 and 99 you could make that argument, but 01, 03, and 04 no. Like I stated above, we always took the most conservative, unimaginative offense to the Cotton Bowl. Every. Single. Time. OU knew exactly what we were going to do and punished us for it. You played football, you know how a play caller can help you against an overaggressive defense. We did none of that, and that's why OU has 14 titles and we don't.

  When you have the level of talent we did from 00-09, you are judged, as a coordinator, by what you do in big games, or at least you should be. Look at our counterparts. OU averaged 37 points per game and fired Josh Heupel. LSU fired Pelini after a single season. Tim Beck was "encouraged" to take the Texas job by Ohio State.

   I get it Snacks, all of us would long for the days of going 10-2 again, but that doesn't change the fact that back then we were KNOWN for turtling in big games. Outside of Georgia, no school has done less with more.

You're not wrong, Walter, you're just an asshole

[Tex-19 2872]

56 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Steve Sarkisian Media Availability [Aug. 21, 2021]

 

Sounds like he's close on picking a QB if not already done

[Irieguy 1059]

47 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

You say this somewhat in jest but in reality, we should have better athletes than ULaLa, and if Sark and the staff are all they’re supposed to be, we should wipe up the field with the Cajuns. 

This is such an archaic way of thinking. Yea, the 23rd ranked team in the country must be garbage because their seniors were lowly ranked by Rivals 5 years ago. 🙄