2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

[Laxtonto 12080]

I think I’m just going to stick with Crunchy Hippy and Russell’s Reserve this season, with the proportion of each consumed score dependent 

[Txslnghrns 1353]

Fuck it. If I’m drinking a beer on a hot day and this is available I’ll pick it every time.




And if I’m gonna ruin bourbon by pouring it on Coke (or any other coke) I’m not gonna pay more than I have to for the bourbon. Best bang for the buck IMO and it doesn’t taste like shit…..

[Anton Chigurh 3319]

I love NE style hazy IPAs, so I'm in heaven right now in terms of the craft beer trends. The previous big trend, when sours were all the rage, was not my thing at all.

This shit right here.

[gmr548 16580]

NE IPAs are absolutely disgusting

[Wishbone 4762]

12 minutes ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

I love NE style hazy IPAs, so I'm in heaven right now in terms of the craft beer trends. The previous big trend, when sours were all the rage, was not my thing at all.

Longhorns don’t follow trends. We start them. Reboot.

[texifornia 56974]

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

NE IPAs are absolutely disgusting

This is a bad opinion and you should feel bad.

[Txslnghrns 1353]

I love NE style hazy IPAs, so I'm in heaven right now in terms of the craft beer trends. The previous big trend, when sours were all the rage, was not my thing at all.

Tell me that you have a man bun without telling me you have a man bun.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

2 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

Jesus Christ what a pack of inveterate drunks. 

 

Edit: not yet posted so I'll say I do like a cold Mexican beer on a hot day.

That's river beer

[UDontKnow 10446]

19 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Is it really a "fad" if you were writing about it 15 years ago?

(Fwiw helles, kolsch and domestic macrolager are my preferred hot weather beer choices).

[GringoSalado 1651]

32 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Some of you obviously haven’t experienced the beer cycle of life.

One starts with a pilsner or lager for awhile, gets tired of them, progresses to amber ales for awhile, then hits the IPA’s, then the porters and stouts. The whole cycle can take as short as six months or as long as a few years.

Then, once the cycle has been completed once or twice, you mix up all types from day to day. It is the beer cycle of life.  

It's not a cycle because it stops when you get to IPAs because they suck. God created IPAs so shitty brewmasters could feel good about themselves.

[Wishbone 4762]

7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

That's river beer

This man should know his river water.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

5 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

This man should know his river water.

I've been known to walk across it

[LTtxfan 49196]

9 hours ago, Bob Lives! said:

That looks pretty serious. What impact does it have on the opener, if any?


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[Doc Reeves 6434]

[texashorne 1178]

This IPA talk reminds me of one of the funniest posts I ever saw on Hornfans back in 2004~ or so.. People were bitching about how shitty Miller lite and Bud Light were..

"Hornfans.com... where anything that's popular sucks"

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 minutes ago, texashorne said:

This IPA talk reminds me of one of the funniest posts I ever saw on Hornfans back in 2004~ or so.. People were bitching about how shitty Miller lite and Bud Light were..

"Hornfans.com... where anything that's popular sucks"

I would have gone with

”horn fans.com… worse than Bud or Miller lite. 

[LTtxfan 49196]

Nice !!! 🤘 

 

[Getafix 28664]

8 hours ago, brojangles2 said:

It was terrible. came out of the backside of the purple garage across from Scholz and made a right. Went to make the next right and had nothing there. Wipers, horn, lights, ac, radio all going absolutely wild. Did not get it on a wrecker and towed to a shop until almost 1am. Did not even get to drink the loss away at a reasonable hour. 

 

 

 

[Royale with cheese 1467]

5 hours ago, Rimbo said:

fuck off and die in a fire you ignorant dipshit philistines... my god... the stupidity...

Oh, the humanity . . .

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

9 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

 

 

That is my favorite Mexican beer 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That is my favorite Mexican beer 

And 15 minutes earlier, you poured one down brojangles2’s gas tank.

 

[Vito Andolini 9126]

16 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Nice !!! 🤘 

 

The “Where’s Waldo” quality of the play clock in that eclectic array of screens and seats may be good for one or two delay of game calls vs. the visiting teams this season.

[Lou_Sassle 2875]

1 hour ago, Txslnghrns said:

Fuck it. If I’m drinking a beer on a hot day and this is available I’ll pick it every time.




And if I’m gonna ruin bourbon by pouring it on Coke (or any other coke) I’m not gonna pay more than I have to for the bourbon. Best bang for the buck IMO and it doesn’t taste like shit…..

Ezra Brooks hits pretty hard, too.

[Elmer_Fudd 22251]

49 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Sorry if already discussed, but could this potentially impact our game??

[conVINCEd 21469]

5 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Ezra Brooks hits pretty hard, too.

If you’re not paying the extra $2 or whatever it is for the EW BiB you are doing it wrong.  Best bang for the buck bourbon since the price and availability of the Weller products has moved in the wrong direction.

[Vito Andolini 9126]

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Sorry if already discussed, but could this potentially impact our game??

The situation is fluid. Literally.

[ElChupacabra 254]

54 minutes ago, texashorne said:

This IPA talk reminds me of one of the funniest posts I ever saw on Hornfans back in 2004~ or so.. People were bitching about how shitty Miller lite and Bud Light were..

"Hornfans.com... where anything that's popular sucks"

That's funny but Bud Light does suck. Gives me a terrible headache. But I'm not knocking folks for drinking it. I just leave that to the hipsters and whatever the new group of idiots are calling themselves nowadays.

[nineliveslost 2760]

oh jesus. drink whatever beer or alcoholic beverage you like . Dont give a fuck what it is

 

You do you boo boo

 

 

 

 

[Octavian 1025]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

Clearly BOMC to shutdown ULaLa practice and make them underprepared for Texas.

 

Can’t wait for the weather excuses in a week when we kick their ass.

[Zeus 6041]

 

 

 

LETS FUCKIN GOOO

Edited August 28, 2021 by Zeus

[Viper 12109]

17 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

 

 

LETS FUCKIN GOOO

Weird thing to post in the beer and whiskey thread. 

[Eggo 3977]

2 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Yeah Micheladas with tomato juice suck. Lime juice, dash of hot sauce, chili salt on the rim, that's good shit.

So much effort for a shit drink. If I'm hungover enough to drink beer for breakfast, I'm breaking out the Zing Zang. 

[torre 1286]

10 minutes ago, Viper said:

Weird thing to post in the beer and whiskey thread. 

I miss when @blacklab would clean threads.

[hookemATL 11739]

Ohhhh look at me guys I drink xyz on game days zomgggggggg

[LTtxfan 49196]

4 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Ohhhh look at me guys I drink xyz on game days zomgggggggg

 

[Gil Bang 25960]

1 hour ago, ElChupacabra said:

That's funny but Bud Light does suck. Gives me a terrible headache. But I'm not knocking folks for drinking it. I just leave that to the hipsters and whatever the new group of idiots are calling themselves nowadays.

you need to mix in some snatch.  Right @Steel Shank?

[Rimbo 25941]

36 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Ohhhh look at me guys I drink xyz on game days zomgggggggg

What... you were expecting football talk?

[BurntOrange&White 39934]

53 minutes ago, Eggo said:

So much effort for a shit drink. If I'm hungover enough to drink beer for breakfast, I'm breaking out the Zing Zang. 

Clamato is good for both IMO. 
 

is it weird that I like bloody Mary’s but don’t like micheladas?
 

 

Edited August 28, 2021 by BurntOrange&White

[MIkeHoncho 1911]

1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

oh jesus. drink whatever beer or alcoholic beverage you like . Dont give a fuck what it is

 

You do you boo boo

 

 

 

 

This x1000.  I once worked with a sommelier, and he said this about wine, beer, and pretty much any drink, "If you enjoy it, it is good.  Who gives a shit what anyone else thinks about it."  He then sent me on my way with a cheep ass bottle of wine that tasted great, got my girl drunk, and got me a pretty nice bj.  

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

How far do I need to go back for football talk?  Or was I in a 6 month coma and it’s offseason already?  

[Tom Chairman 264]

Beer talk not going away

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

3 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

cheep ass bottle of wine that tasted great, got my girl drunk, and got me a pretty nice bj.  

Do you happen to remember what wine that was?  Asking for a friend. 

[MIkeHoncho 1911]

2 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Do you happen to remember what wine that was?  Asking for a friend. 

matter of fact I do - Beaujolais Nouveau.  Usually under $15.😛

[TexasTroll 454]

2 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

matter of fact I do - Beaujolais Nouveau.  Usually under $15.😛

Yep

my go to for cheap wine and a bj

[CastHorn 811]

How’s Kerry looking vs Ducanville?

[Bevo14 8313]

My goto gameday beverage:

[immamac 42856]

The point of the beer talk is there is nothing to talk about, it's part of what makes this thread hilarious and follow worthy. If you want updates, here they are:

THERE ARE NO UPDATES

[thunderlounge 7842]

Are there spoons?

 

I’m in the mood for a black and tan. 

[SurlyBDR 22799]

13 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Are there spoons?

 

I’m in the mood for a black and tan. 

No, only sppons

[Bevo 13577]

2 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

No, only sppons

Wrong, I have a spork.