2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

[Ben Ficus 148]

32 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

How’s Kerry looking vs Ducanville?

Don't know about Kerry specifically, but twitter informed me that with 9 minutes left in the third quarter, Mater Dei is up 31-3.  Beating the shit out of Duncanville.

[LTtxfan 49331]

52 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

This x1000.  I once worked with a sommelier, and he said this about wine, beer, and pretty much any drink, "If you enjoy it, it is good.  Who gives a shit what anyone else thinks about it."  He then sent me on my way with a cheep ass bottle of wine that tasted great, got my girl drunk, and got me a pretty nice bj.  

Pics of bottle of wine ??

[South Austin 52567]

54 minutes ago, MIkeHoncho said:

This x1000.  I once worked with a sommelier, and he said this about wine, beer, and pretty much any drink, "If you enjoy it, it is good.  Who gives a shit what anyone else thinks about it."  He then sent me on my way with a cheep ass bottle of wine that tasted great, got my girl drunk, and got me a pretty nice bj.  

Just a bj? Must have been a Kendall Jackson Merlot.

[futureman 22530]

4 hours ago, Domedriver said:

Crown and Coke on ice!  Proven at championships and Red River, and is the choice of all the hot milfs on the West Side and Upper Deck!

crown is for high schoolers. 

[futureman 22530]

Just now, South Austin said:

Just a bj? Must have been a Kendall Jackson Merlot.

Carlo Rossi. 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Ohhhh look at me guys I drink xyz on game days zomgggggggg

 

[Zeus 6124]

36 minutes ago, immamac said:

The point of the beer talk is there is nothing to talk about, it's part of what makes this thread hilarious and follow worthy. If you want updates, here they are:

THERE ARE NO UPDATES

Bull fucking shit

Casey Thompson or Hudson Card is starting at QB!

[LTtxfan 49331]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Just a bj? Must have been a Kendall Jackson Merlot.

 

[El Squared 1813]

14 hours ago, futureman said:

not austinites. carpetbaggers. 

fire ants from the west

[Zeus 6124]

Deep Eddy Lemonaid Vodka and Fresca grapefruit

It's either that or Toro De Lidia Resposado shots

[futureman 22530]

a fifth of skol vodka for $6 is the cheapest and easiest way to get completely hammered. 

[BurntOrange&White 39962]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

a fifth of skol vodka for $6 is the cheapest and easiest way to get completely hammered. 

Rivaled by the 7$ bottle of KD

[hookemATL 11837]

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

a fifth of skol vodka for $6 is the cheapest and easiest way to get completely hammered. 

Popov in plastic jug?

[Sgt Hulk 13833]

Wat no Red Bull vodkas!

[futureman 22530]

2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Rivaled by the 7$ bottle of KD

KD on the rocks goes down easier than it should. 

[Duane Moore 5248]

20 minutes ago, futureman said:

Carlo Rossi. 

The $5.99 gallon jug of Paisano was a staple on a college student’s budget. 

[BurntOrange&White 39962]

Just now, Duane Moore said:

The $5.99 gallon jug of Paisano was a staple on a college student’s budget. 

A buddy and I drank a gallon and a half each of these one night. I was hungover for 3.5 days straight after. 

[El Squared 1813]

5 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Some of you obviously haven’t experienced the beer cycle of life.

One starts with a pilsner or lager for awhile, gets tired of them, progresses to amber ales for awhile, then hits the IPA’s, then the porters and stouts. The whole cycle can take as short as six months or as long as a few years.

Then, once the cycle has been completed once or twice, you mix up all types from day to day. It is the beer cycle of life.  

sad no mention of barley wines like Sierra Nevada's Bigfoot

[westexhorn 2020]

Summer beer talk has ascended

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

4 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

That is my favorite Mexican beer 

Hmmmm. Cerveza Sol here. 

[futureman 22530]

12 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Summer beer talk has ascended

how’s practice looking tonight? has card been named the starter?

[Zeus 6124]

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Hmmmm. Cerveza Sol here. 

Pacifico in the states

Sol doesn't seem to make the trip from Mexico well. There I drink Sol and turn in the bottles too!

[Pato del Muerto 52571]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Pacifico in the states

Sol doesn't seem to make the trip from Mexico well. There I drink Sol and turn in the bottles too!

It’s definitely a different beer down there. 

[Newy25 7703]

You won’t have another IPA when you fully convert to wine and whiskey. 

[LTtxfan 49331]

30 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A buddy and I drank a gallon and a half each of these one night. I was hungover for 3.5 days straight after. 

Trashcan punch at college parties -- neon barf to clean up the next day...

Good times...  🤘

[Vertigo 20309]

1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

Do you happen to remember what wine that was?  Asking for a friend. 

[ousux 5601]

Popov in plastic jug?

No love for Taaka? When I was a kid old man next door bought that shit by the case..stacked the boxes by his trash bin out back

[MIkeHoncho 1931]

58 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Trashcan punch at college parties -- neon barf to clean up the next day...

Good times...  🤘

2,1,3

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 hours ago, Zeus said:

LETS FUCKIN GOOO

reading that in a heavy Irish accent 

[Royale with cheese 1467]

1 hour ago, westexhorn said:

Summer beer talk has ascended

has ass-ended, you mean.

[ShowmeyourTDs 1141]

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

Are there spoons?

 

I’m in the mood for a black and tan. 

[Red Five 40881]

Been on vacation in Colorado for a week and haven’t been checking in. I have apparently missed exactly zero.

[Dbeasy 15084]

13 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Been on vacation in Colorado for a week and haven’t been checking in. I have apparently missed exactly zero.

Humblebraggert. 

[TexasFan21 1275]

Sorry if already discussed, but could this potentially impact our game??

No

[TexasFan21 1275]

I hope we are staying in hotels properly tonight. Got games to win in a week.

[F250 28814]

2 hours ago, Newy25 said:

You won’t have another IPA when you fully convert to wine and whiskey. 

[Bevo 13596]

2 hours ago, F250 said:

ho

WIne makes me sneeze but so does bitter (hoppy) beer. Bourbon or martini for me or girl drinks like margaritas, mojitos or vodka and fruit.

[Dbeasy 15084]

Side note re: beer that those of you with young adults will know already, but apparently fewer young adults drink beer. They don’t like it and have moved on to hard seltzers. 

[Thermos H. Christ 478]

6 hours ago, ousux said:

7 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Popov in plastic jug?

No love for Taaka? When I was a kid old man next door bought that shit by the case..stacked the boxes by his trash bin out back

Taaka is ass even by the standards of rotgut vodka. Nikolai is 10x better. And of course for only a moderate bump in price you can get Smirnoff which is equal or superior to most “premium” brands. 

[Thermos H. Christ 478]

12 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

I love NE style hazy IPAs, so I'm in heaven right now in terms of the craft beer trends. The previous big trend, when sours were all the rage, was not my thing at all.

By the way, as far as Texas goes, nobody holds a candle to Spindletap Brewery in Houston for NE IPAs. Heavy Hands is the shit. 

[Slacks 6859]

8 hours ago, futureman said:

crown is for high schoolers. 

17 is legal. What's your point?

[Zeus 6124]

7 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

reading that in a heavy Irish accent 

LETS FOOKIN GO

[gmr548 16607]

Side note re: beer that those of you with young adults will know already, but apparently fewer young adults drink beer. They don’t like it and have moved on to hard seltzers. 

Bit of an exaggeration as far as not liking/drinking beer goes, but the hard seltzer thing has certainly taken hold.

Source: not an old

[JesusSweatDuck 17808]

This thread has me cracking up, never change Surly

[futureman 22530]

2 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

Taaka is ass even by the standards of rotgut vodka. Nikolai is 10x better. And of course for only a moderate bump in price you can get Smirnoff which is equal or superior to most “premium” brands. 

 

[SydneyCarton 48150]

 

3 hours ago, Thermos H. Christ said:

By the way, as far as Texas goes, nobody holds a candle to Spindletap Brewery in Houston for NE IPAs. Heavy Hands is the shit. 

Getting your beer from Aggy and stanning it on a Longhorn message board is…a choice. Let us know if you run into taylor hamm in the taproom bathroom. Or actually dont. 

[Tex Long 4431]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

LETS FOOKIN GO

Beat me to it... although I'd add three or four more o's to the end. Spent a good bit of tine in the Isles, and heard the Irish capital referred to by its expats as FOOKEN DOOBLIN many a time...

[Steel Shank 9430]

13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

you need to mix in some snatch.  Right @Steel Shank?

I'm often been mistaken for a young, bearded, man-bun wearing ass hipster, so I'll give this a pass. Now excuse me, I'm off to work on my being cool for a while.

[TXRed 3291]

When I was in the Marine Corps, we would pound anything we could get our hands on. That goes for beer, liquor, and women.  

[Get ln My Van 927]

You all can drink cum for all I care