2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You

[TotallyLegit 3,053]

2 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

That Johnny Utah guy is an idiot. He knows nothing. 
 

 

Hey now, let's not lump all the people who know nothing in with the idiots. I may know nothing, but at least I know I know nothing.

[Zeus 6,100]

14 minutes ago, SuperSport said:

New season, new era.

City Sark? Bluhhh

[Hiphopopotamos 20,876]

14 minutes ago, Octavian said:

When is the simulated game today? I really wanna hear about how Hudson is Aaron Rodgers, Moore is Devonta Smith, Bijan is Reggie Bush, Keondre is Aaron Donald, and how we’re winning the B12, the CFP, the Super Bowl, the Heisman, and the draft.

Keondre Coburn is Vita Vea. Moro Oromo is Aaron Donald. 

[DaysOff 7,959]

This isn't the first time we've heard the staff's optimism. I'd love to see it happen. Its time

Is this the same staff having us lose to Bama's second team

[GTX Horn 1,709]

11 minutes ago, Octavian said:

No pessimism, I just want the Kool Aid injected into my veins.

 

I’m like an addict, man. They get me every season with the hype. We may have gotten disappointed for the last ten years but I’ll buy into the two of the best play callers in CFB elevating this team. Might get heartbroken again but I’ll take it every year. 

 

[GringoSalado 1,651]

mmm Talisker

[SuperSport 1,333]

11 minutes ago, Zeus said:

City Sark? Bluhhh

Symbolic. Certainly didn’t buy it for the taste.

[TommyGufano 6,021]

30 minutes ago, Octavian said:

When is the simulated game today? I really wanna hear about how Hudson is Aaron Rodgers, Moore is Devonta Smith, Bijan is Reggie Bush, Keondre is Aaron Donald, and how we’re winning the B12, the CFP, the Super Bowl, the Heisman, and the draft.

Keondre as Aaron Donald comp doesn't really make any sense. Get realistic, man.

[Elmer_Fudd 22,295]

I thought Byron Murphy was Aaron Donald?

[conVINCEd 21,469]

Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:

I thought Byron Murphy was Aaron Donald?

Who says we can’t have two Aaron Donalds?

[Rimbo 25,988]

43 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Hyping up the uber talented blue chip QB from LT has never NOT worked out, right?

*ducks*


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[IDIOTsavant 8,499]

11 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Keondre as Aaron Donald comp doesn't really make any sense. Get realistic, man.

A DT named Suh?

[cafe society 2,872]

1 hour ago, GringoSalado said:

It's good and all but any tequila that equals a car payment needs to come with Salma Hayek.

[Domedriver 655]

Just now, cafe society said:

It's good and all but any tequila that equals a car payment needs to come with Salma Hayek.

My super find is El Destilador Reposado at Specs, with th specs card discount!  Near Heradura, but great case pricing!  

[chase25 2,048]

I just hope what isn’t lost in this, in the hope that this staff isn’t incompetent, is that regardless of who the starting QB is, the best player on our offense isn’t in the QB room.

[Vertigo 20,290]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Herradura or GTFO.

No you simpleton.

 

[Vertigo 20,290]

1 hour ago, Steel Shank said:

I may have to transfer to a UH board at the end of the season.

It was a tough competition, but you were just beaten out for worst poster by @futureman. He just really has that sh"it" factor, being able to submit horrible posts from multiple angles and off schedule conversations. Luckily, you are a Shaggy scat grad, so you will be eligible to take the top spot immediately. Godspeed sir, and good luck.

Edited August 28, 2021 by Vertigo

[LTtxfan 49,287]

17 minutes ago, cafe society said:

It's good and all but any tequila that equals a car payment needs to come with Salma Hayek.

[ElChupacabra 254]

14 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

No you simpleton.

 

Can confirm. This shit is good. Hands down the best tequila I've ever had.

[Gidnik 3,284]

don julios 1942 is my tequilla go to.  its only 200 a bottle. stop being poor. 

[Gidnik 3,284]

19 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

No you simpleton.

 

thats also excellent. and at like 150 a bottle its well worth it. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,530]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Zima with the jolly rancher as a teenager was dope

I went straight to grenadine. Same shit but it mixed quicker. 

[Domedriver 655]

So when do we fit game week thread?

[ChickenSandwich 9,843]

2 hours ago, Eggo said:

I guess the University of Texas is some washed up low class boomer now? Fuck Corvettes. This motherfucker is a Lambo. 

Bentley SUV. Huge. Worth a ton. Lots of power, tons of dead weight. 

[CosmoDog 318]

Tequila nerds. Do yourself a favor. The last one is truly special.

 

[LTtxfan 49,287]

3 minutes ago, CosmoDog said:

Tequila nerds. Do yourself a favor. The last one is truly special.

 

 

Nope....

Best Del Maguey

[Lou_Sassle 2,876]

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

[Hozz 1,017]

1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

don julios 1942 is my tequilla go to.  its only 200 a bottle. stop being poor. 

Total Wine sells it for $150-160 and sometimes on sale for $120.

[General Specific 3,262]

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

Lmao at 247. They were pushing Thompson was the leader until Thursday then Friday card gets named the starter so they pivot to both will play to see who performs under the lights because their readers are pissed

[westexhorn 2,020]

1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

thats also excellent. and at like 150 a bottle its well worth it. 

they tried to sell me that in Cancun.  Thought they were trying to rip me off.  I see that I missed out on a good one.

[Gidnik 3,284]

Is it official official or 9.95 official ?  I haven’t seen anything truly official.

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

Texas wide receiver Jordan Whittington was suited up and running with the first team during today's situational scrimmage, sources tell IT. 

Both sides of the ball battled U-Louisiana scout teams in preparation for Saturday's tilt from DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium. It wasn't full speed, and more light contact, nothing low of a tempo today. 

Whittington continues to get better and appears set to start next Saturday.

[TexasFan21 1,275]

 

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

2 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

Is it official official or 9.95 official ?  I haven’t seen anything truly official.

Would it matter? You’ve proven yourself to be a dumbass poster 

[D3zii 3,708]

Ugh please don’t come out in the white socks and shoes combo

[GringoSalado 1,651]

2 hours ago, Domedriver said:

My super find is El Destilador Reposado at Specs, with th specs card discount!  Near Heradura, but great case pricing!  

Adictivo is good. The $60 Dragones is pretty good too.

[BurntOrange&White 39,934]

16 minutes ago, TexasFan21 said:

 

Darker helmet logo is back 

[Okcool 786]

2 hours ago, Vertigo said:

No you simpleton.

 

Good choice and the Casa Dragones too (although it was the Mexican President’s tequila of choice that made it popular). Save yourselves a little $$ on your next trip to the liquor store and try this. You won’t go wrong with their reposado or anejo either. Tequila should be Tahona processed. Here’s one that is. Salud!

[Gidnik 3,284]

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Would it matter? You’ve proven yourself to be a dumbass poster 

im sorry, there must be some confusion. I think you have me confused with someone who gives a fuck what you think.  

[Eggo 3,977]

Just now, Gidnik said:

im sorry, there must be some confusion. I think you have me confused with someone who gives a fuck what you think.  

Look, pal, if you're not here to talk beer, tequila, bloody mary recipes, sports cars, or to post scandily clad ladies, you might as well take a seat. There's no room for arguments or actual football talk here. 

[Gidnik 3,284]

2 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Look, pal, if you're not here to talk beer, tequila, bloody mary recipes, sports cars, or to post scandily clad ladies, you might as well take a seat. There's no room for arguments or actual football talk here. 

your point is well taken. 

[CycleTex87 2,977]

7 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This is a positive development. Where?

Picked up some Yuengling bottles in the HEB in Odessa this week. 

[Longhornlove 4,835]

22 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Look, pal, if you're not here to talk beer, tequila, bloody mary recipes, sports cars, or to post scandily clad ladies, you might as well take a seat. There's no room for arguments or actual football talk here. 

[GlenFromTheMailRoom 1,613]

4 hours ago, Okcool said:

CFB Saturdays are here. Bring on the premium juice.

Your wife’s bar cart looks nice. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,530]

25 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said:

Picked up some Yuengling bottles in the HEB in Odessa this week. 

This is the shit I miss because I don’t go into a store to shop anymore. 
 

 

[TenCarryTom 398]

Beer talk won’t go away. Season can’t get here soon enough. 

[b_p 449]

2 hours ago, Hozz said:

Total Wine sells it for $150-160 and sometimes on sale for $120.

$99 at the Costco liquor store

[BERT 4,380]

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Would it matter? You’ve proven yourself to be a dumbass poster 

You’re a mean little dude lol

[Sgt Hulk 13,806]

Lol yeungling. PA Miller lite