Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program- How YOU can help Texas with the NIL right now!

[RGBIII 22,798]

Enough bitching, enough sitting on the sidelines, CDC isn't doing fucking dick but we can! Introducing Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program. This is how we make a difference, if we can get enough interest and hit the numbers that we forecasted, that is a huge step towards getting at least one position group taken care of (possibly two pending interest and people actually putting their money where their mouths are) with the hopes that others will follow with other less appreciated position groups. Bijan, Card, even guys like Jamison and Overshown won't have issues getting paid when the NIL is fully rolled out (hopefully fucking soon, looking at you @closetojumping)or when CDC gets his head pulled out of his ass (Doubtful, fucking moron).

Next Steps, I gauge interest through this article and see what the financials actually look like (You won't be charged dick till this shit actually gets rolled out), we get a liaison in the TE room to help facilitate scheduling, we get this bitch through compliance (Don't think this should be an issue but....), then we start to roll it out to the TEs! All the profit is going directly to the TEs, and the website will be handling the money (No Ketch bullshit). We will mail everyone's Cups and stickers and shit once things have been rolling. We will need some help designing a logo (paging @TreatyOak). This is a great opportunity for us to have some fun with the NIL, get some kids some cash legally and above board, help improve TE recruiting and keep talented TEs on the team and out of the portal. If you have any suggestions, questions or grievances shoot me and @immamac a DM. This is how we help!

 

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[RGBIII 22,798]

Sustainability through crowdsourcing

[Hookem2147 20,908]

In for $10 a month 

[Red Five 40,593]

[westexhorn 2,006]

Count me in

[SquishMitten 10,395]

In for fidy

[SydneyCarton 47,809]

I'll be participating.

[JRLonghorn 26]

Great idea. Just let us know how to sign up


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[BigOrange1 6,416]

13 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

In for $10 a month 

same.

[Ebeye 116]

 

20 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

In for $10 a month 

 

[Big Woodrows 4,195]

This is by far the best PowerPoint related to Texas NIL I've seen this week

[RabidM 2,664]

21 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

In for $10 a month 

Me 2

[Teamdirtyleg 1,058]

[RGBIII 22,798]

Just now, Big Woodrows said:

This is by far the best PowerPoint related to Texas NIL I've seen this week

I spent dozens of minutes on it...DOZENS!

[Huckleberry 32,684]

[ShowMeALoss 143]

I own a full-service commercial solar business in California and have an installation partner based in Austin, TX who we are planning to buy. If you guys living in Texas can identify building owners (including UT campus) who are Texas alums and wouldn't mind going solar, we can pay the players a lot of money ($50-100k per site) for a cameo. Perhaps the player does the unveiling, signs autographs and take pictures, so the building owner gets to keep them as souvenirs or hang them on the walls. The building owner doesn't pay a dime for anything. It would be less work for all involved. I am just throwing it out there as an option that I can support.

[Huckleberry 32,684]

Also, I call QB at the 7-on-7. You other fucks can do the running around.

[BornAndRaised 12,223]

im in for 25

[Zepol87 9,163]

In

[Skipper 6,088]

Love this idea.  Definitely plan to participate.

[BrazilHorn 6,576]

In for $50. I want to be able to tell Cade Brewer in person he is not allowed to line up in the slot anymore.

[SizzleChest 8,275]

9 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

This is by far the best PowerPoint related to Texas NIL I've seen this week

It helps that it wasn't composed by a syphilitic chimp with a lobotomy, like that tweet was.

[Enchubben 5,509]

I don't know about this.  We should probably wait on federal antitrust lawsuits.

In for both although I don't plan on going to any sort of internet meet and greet with you weirdos.

 

[RGBIII 22,798]

Just now, SizzleChest said:

It helps that it wasn't composed by a syphilitic chimp with a lobotomy, like that tweet was.

My lobotomy is scheduled for Monday

[Thiefery 4,960]

where do we sign up?? 

[RGBIII 22,798]

1 minute ago, Thiefery said:

where do we sign up?? 

Sign up will be incoming and on the site similar to the treefiddy club. For now just trying to get a gauge on interest to present to the TE group, at least some starting estimates

[CastHorn 793]

I got $50 a month for you niggas and you don’t have send me a cup or a sticker. 

[DalTxHornFan 3,084]

In for 10.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

38 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

In for $10 a month 

Same.

[Enchubben 5,509]

is the intent to have this be equal distributions 100% or did you guys consider making this performance based at all?  Would be fun to reward most devastating run block, or longest completion etc but that might not align with what you're trying to accomplish.

[RGBIII 22,798]

2 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

is the intent to have this be equal distributions 100% or did you guys consider making this performance based at all?  Would be fun to reward most devastating run block, or longest completion etc but that might not align with what you're trying to accomplish.

It can't be performance based. Has to be equal

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

Just now, RGBIII said:

It can't be performance based. Has to be equal

"i'm out"

[Longhornlove 4,779]

6 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

is the intent to have this be equal distributions 100% or did you guys consider making this performance based at all?  Would be fun to reward most devastating run block, or longest completion etc but that might not align with what you're trying to accomplish.

Reserve that for the "$100 hand shake" at the meet and greet.

Edited August 5, 2021 by Longhornlove

[Enchubben 5,509]

wonder if the other texas internet boards would have a problem with contributing to/sharing/promoting this or doing their own for a different position group.

[Hiphopopotamos 20,865]

And all you assholes who have friends in real life (that haven't wandered into Surly) make sure they know about this too.  Lets gets these kids paid.

[WinningIsHard 4,016]

This is excellent, I’m in for $50/month. I work in the Eagle Ford and I may be able to get some big 3rd party contractors to make some big donations for whatever y’all can do with it. 

[RGBIII 22,798]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

And all you assholes who have friends in real life (that haven't wandered into Surly) make sure they know about this too.  Lets gets these kids paid.

Exactly! This shouldn't just be a Surly poster thing, blows this up to EVERYONE! Especially your rich boomer friends that still have dial up

[Bevo Bashes Bulldogs 3]

50

[Longhornlove 4,779]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Exactly! This shouldn't just be a Surly poster thing, blows this up to EVERYONE! Especially your rich boomer friends that still have dial up

[ClubWhatever 12,085]

This.  Just.  Might.  Work.  But no Bellmont ISPs please.  In for 10. 

[IDIOTsavant 8,437]

In on Papa Nick.

[ClubWhatever 12,085]

Have PhD Horn check your math. 

[RGBIII 22,798]

4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Have PhD Horn check your math. 

Can already promise you my math is wrong, im an idea guy not a math guy

[immamac 42,492]

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/store/category/3-burnt-ends/

 

 

[immamac 42,492]

if we get cockblocked by compliance we will cancel the ability to renew and apply all funds to a big ass tailgate for the game of the communities choosing. 

[ChickenNuggets 1,610]

Interesting idea. So when do you expect this to kick off (no pun intended)...

[RGBIII 22,798]

3 minutes ago, immamac said:

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/store/category/3-burnt-ends/

 

 

 

57 minutes ago, JRLonghorn said:

Great idea. Just let us know how to sign up


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36 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

where do we sign up?? 

How to sign up above

[RGBIII 22,798]

2 minutes ago, ChickenNuggets said:

Interesting idea. So when do you expect this to kick off (no pun intended)...

Once its passed through compliance

[Burt Macklin 18,987]

This is good stuff. I’m in.

 

I realize this all far down the road, but any reason we didn’t pick the DB group for this? Too many numbers there? Seems that could do wonders for our current recruting and it’s Texas’s best all time position group. 

47 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Also, I call QB at the 7-on-7. You other fucks can do the running around.

That’s the thing, though. Most of Surly can’t. 

[RGBIII 22,798]

1 minute ago, Burt Macklin said:

This is good stuff. I’m in.

 

I realize this all far down the road, but any reason we didn’t pick the DB group for this? Too many numbers there? Seems that could do wonders for our current recruting and it’s Texas’s best all time position group. 

That’s the thing, though. Most of Surly can’t. 

We went back and forth on quite a few of the groups but we figured the biggest bang for our buck would be TE. They have the least amount of players in the room thus maximizing the most per player. We also figure DBs were more high profile  and thus didnt have as big of a need for us. The more underappreciated players is who we wanted to target. Also Burnt Ends is a fucking great name that works on like 5 different levels, burnt orange, tight ends plus the BBQ, too much sense. Defensive ends also in consideration