Surly Horns Burnt Ends NIL Program- How YOU can help Texas with the NIL right now!

[RollLeft 5,090]

2 hours ago, TheRealAB said:

I've been lurking on Surly without an account for a long time, but finally signed up cause we pay players now!

Let me be the first to congratulate you for finally coming out of the closet.  

[Deej 77,807]

So, what are the tax implications for the players?

 

[RollLeft 5,090]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

So, what are the tax implications for the players?

 

They get money/asset, they pay tax.  The amount depends on the income of the individual/entity being taxed.  That simple. 

[Deej 77,807]

7 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

They get money/asset, they pay tax.  The amount depends on the income of the individual/entity being taxed.  That simple. 

So the Ohio State players will need some under the table money to pay the tax on those cars?

[Boogie Chillen 12]

Proud to make this my first post after years of hermitting and snickering alone.

[Deej 77,807]

[TKthunder2 5,059]

30 minutes ago, Boogie Chillen said:

Proud to make this my first post after years of hermitting and snickering alone.

A/S/L?

[WhatTheBuck 28,928]

1 hour ago, Deej said:

So the Ohio State players will need some under the table money to pay the tax on those cars?

BuckeyePlanet can take donations to pay for it and skim 3% off the top for their troubles. Lots of ways non-players can profit from NIL. It’s a cottage industry. 

[Boogie Chillen 12]

Pop quiz already? Well, my pronouns are it/those if it helps.

Old/dude/G'town.

[JesusSweatDuck 18,088]

@immamac looks like my Burnt Ends flair disappeared.  I think it's because my TreeFiddy sub just renewed.  Just a heads up, and no big deal.  I still have access to the chat/etc.

 

Edit: It's back

Edited August 27, 2021 by JesusSweatDuck
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[Rivers 80]

I'm in!

[Wulaw Horn 19,580]

Where we is now bossman?  Be cool if we could get to the goal by the start of the season...

[SuckitKevin 979]

7 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

@immamac looks like my Burnt Ends flair disappeared.  I think it's because my TreeFiddy sub just renewed.  Just a heads up, and no big deal.  I still have access to the chat/etc.

 

Edit: It's back

I’ve got no access to chat unless I’m doing something wrong?

[immamac 44,322]

3 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

I’ve got no access to chat unless I’m doing something wrong?

leave and rejoin something got borked when I mass imported people 

[immamac 44,322]

Product	Subscription Amt	Active	Monthly Total	Amt To Goal	Subs to Goal	Goal
Burnt Ends	$10	122	$1,220	$280	28	$1,500
Burnt Ends Flats	$25	56	$1,400	$1,100	44	$2,500
Burnt Ends Points	$50	40	$2,000	$500	10	$2,500
			$4,620	$1,880	82	$6,500

 

Wtf my math was stupid on the $25 we only need 100 not 150. We are tracking very nicely. 

[immamac 44,322]

Just now, immamac said:

 

Product	Subscription Amt	Active	Monthly Total	Amt To Goal	Subs to Goal	Goal
Burnt Ends	$10	122	$1,220	$280	28	$1,500
Burnt Ends Flats	$25	56	$1,400	$1,100	44	$2,500
Burnt Ends Points	$50	40	$2,000	$500	10	$2,500
			$4,620	$1,880	82	$6,500

 

Wtf my math was stupid on the $25 we only need 100 not 150. We are tracking very nicely. 

Actually it wasn't the 150 includes some padding for the event costs, but it turns out that we are likely going to get those at significantly less than anticipated. 

[RGBIII 23,014]

Here’s the shirt mock up folks have been asking for. Legit dri fit and everything, we have 100 but have already allocated damn near half. We will be ordering more if their popularity keeps. We also have ordered the cups and stickers (actually magnets) for the flats and points members. In addition we will have koozies avb for purchase plus we are going to Have about a billion business cards to pass out with a QR code to the sign up page. We are going to blast this shit everywhere! 

[Wulaw Horn 19,580]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Here’s the shirt mock up folks have been asking for. Legit dri fit and everything, we have 100 but have already allocated damn near half. We will be ordering more if their popularity keeps. We also have ordered the cups and stickers (actually magnets) for the flats and points members. In addition we will have koozies avb for purchase plus we are going to Have about a billion business cards to pass out with a QR code to the sign up page. We are going to blast this shit everywhere! 

You have them delivered to you or heading out to people that want them/buy them. I will take a double x if you can bring it. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,580]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

 

Product	Subscription Amt	Active	Monthly Total	Amt To Goal	Subs to Goal	Goal
Burnt Ends	$10	122	$1,220	$280	28	$1,500
Burnt Ends Flats	$25	56	$1,400	$1,100	44	$2,500
Burnt Ends Points	$50	40	$2,000	$500	10	$2,500
			$4,620	$1,880	82	$6,500

 

Wtf my math was stupid on the $25 we only need 100 not 150. We are tracking very nicely. 

I’d have thought we’d have hit the goal on the $50 by now. How much is the decay daily? We losing a half every day or is it tending toward similar daily numbers? 

[RGBIII 23,014]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

You have them delivered to you or heading out to people that want them/buy them. I will take a double x if you can bring it. 

I’ll bring you one for the arky game for sure! As lucrative as podcasting is, my real life job is shipping so we should have a legit shopping cart and Fed ex shipping for the site very soon. Will probably take manual orders when we get our first order in and will be shipped by yours truly via Fed ex

[Bobby Layne 274]

#22 is in! Let’s get this done, amigos! 

[Victor Lazlo 1,812]

Nevermind 

Edited August 28, 2021 by Victor Lazlo

[Neonmoon 38,130]

Any other color options than white?

[immamac 44,322]

For the shirts? Not yet. It's been a bit of a rush, we will have a lot more time later on. 

[BurntOrange&White 41,846]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

For the shirts? Not yet. It's been a bit of a rush, we will have a lot more time later on. 

Any chance we can get a pocket tee for other the logo on the pocket?

[SydneyCarton 49,477]

I’m assuming there will eventually be a full store for ordering everything? Slapping a small logo on a performance polo to go with shirts and such, buy the cups, magnets, etc. probably add a grand or so to the revenue stream each year or more 

[BurntOrange&White 41,846]

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m assuming there will eventually be a full store for ordering everything? Slapping a small logo on a performance polo to go with shirts and such, buy the cups, magnets, etc. probably add a grand or so to the revenue stream each year or more 

Tbh polo should be next. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

I totally support what you guys are doing here.  

[immamac 44,322]

2 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I totally support what you guys are doing here.  

Sure as fuck isn't obvious with the lack of flair on your post. Lololol 

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Sure as fuck isn't obvious with the lack of flair on your post. Lololol 

I'm a Sooner, I cheated lol.  

Jokes aside if there's going to be entertainment for us around here I don't mind supporting!

[thunderlounge 8,407]

17 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I'm a Sooner, I cheated lol.  

Jokes aside if there's going to be entertainment for us around here I don't mind supporting!

 

Here, I'll lend you a hand...

Click Here, M'Kay?

[RGBIII 23,014]

55 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I’m assuming there will eventually be a full store for ordering everything? Slapping a small logo on a performance polo to go with shirts and such, buy the cups, magnets, etc. probably add a grand or so to the revenue stream each year or more 

Yep, there may even be an additional tier that gets you all the swag. We will sell all the shit that you fuckers want. Polos will definitely be next though

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Yep, there may even be an additional tier that gets you all the swag. We will sell all the shit that you fuckers want. Polos will definitely be next though

Can you guys just flip some of your logos upside down?  Easy fix, then I'm good to go!

[RGBIII 23,014]

13 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Can you guys just flip some of your logos upside down?  Easy fix, then I'm good to go!

Ah, that explains the Riley brisket. It was fat side down

[ChiTownDoc 21,345]

Just now, RGBIII said:

Ah, that explains the Riley brisket. It was fat side down

Burnt Everything, bro. 

[Wulaw Horn 19,580]

48 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Yep, there may even be an additional tier that gets you all the swag. We will sell all the shit that you fuckers want. Polos will definitely be next though

Yeah- there should be a $100 a month tier, $500 a month tier and a $1000 a month tier. 
if the camp thing is going to happeN you could toss that in along with the polo etc. 

I assume the lack of $100, $500 and $1000 a month tier is why @Brisketexan and @Lobo don’t have any flair by their names yet. Either that or you could just charge them by the word and throw it into the pot for the burnt ends. 

[Hook1997 5,509]

In!  Just a idea but I think there should be a more visible button on the top of the page or something for new people on the site to find it easier.  

[immamac 44,322]

There's a huge banner and a button at the top of the site on desktop. 

[Hook1997 5,509]

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

There's a huge banner and a button at the top of the site on desktop. 

Ah gotcha but it doesn’t on mobile.  

Edited August 29, 2021 by Hook1997

[immamac 44,322]

41 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Ah gotcha but it doesn’t on mobile.  

on mobile it's in the navigation menu. I am trying to get it in the top menu this week

[thunderlounge 8,407]

11 minutes ago, immamac said:

on mobile it's in the navigation menu. I am trying to get it in the top menu this week

Good luck. Going to be tricky. 

[RGBIII 23,014]

1 hour ago, immamac said:

on mobile it's in the navigation menu. I am trying to get it in the top menu this week

Instead, just put a giant pop up that says 

“do you want to pay players?”

if they click yes it goes to the burnt ends page. If they say no it goes to the two girls one cup video

[Radical Larry 28,819]

Look at where you’re posting. There are likely people here who would rather watch that video.

[UTEX90 589]

I am a little late to game on this but happy to contribute.  Good job getting this up and running.

[Horn Dogg 4,290]

On 8/27/2021 at 5:36 PM, Wulaw Horn said:

Where we is now bossman?  Be cool if we could get to the goal by the start of the season...

I’m sure immamac agrees with you since he’s personally guaranteed the payouts!

[Horn Dogg 4,290]

On 8/28/2021 at 11:49 AM, Wulaw Horn said:

Yeah- there should be a $100 a month tier, $500 a month tier and a $1000 a month tier. 
if the camp thing is going to happeN you could toss that in along with the polo etc. 

I assume the lack of $100, $500 and $1000 a month tier is why @Brisketexan and @Lobo don’t have any flair by their names yet. Either that or you could just charge them by the word and throw it into the pot for the burnt ends. 

What if there were a “buy your way out of purgatory” deal?  Like donate $1000 to burnt ends and you get a second shot at life.

[Wulaw Horn 19,580]

25 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

What if there were a “buy your way out of purgatory” deal?  Like donate $1000 to burnt ends and you get a second shot at life.

Why not?  Sounds good. 

[Bevo in VA 342]

39 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

What if there were a “buy your way out of purgatory” deal?  Like donate $1000 to burnt ends and you get a second shot at life.

Alternatively...what if there was a way to buy someone IN to purgatory?  How much could we raise to have futureman banned?

Edited August 30, 2021 by Bevo in VA
typo

[Mikey4 2,484]

In.  The podcast really sold me.  We talk a big talk about Texas having an extensive network of fans and alumni.  Now is the time to show it.  I'm excited to see where this goes.

[RGBIII 23,014]

6 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

In.  The podcast really sold me.  We talk a big talk about Texas having an extensive network of fans and alumni.  Now is the time to show it.  I'm excited to see where this goes.

Fuck yes!