Well....we had a decent run, better than we deserved....because the intergalactic war starts tommorrow

[Brisketexan 104807]

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Aliens will land on earth tomorrow in the first stages of an intergalactic war, says 'time traveller from 2714'.

A person on TikTok is claiming to be from the future, and they say they know that aliens will land on earth during the Perseid meteor shower.

TikTok account aesthetictimewarper said that on Wednesday, August 11, aliens will land on earth as the earth passes through the densest part of the Perseids.

The anonymous time traveller behind the account insists they are from the year 2714, and said that 'something amazing' will happen tomorrow - but it will lead to a war that begins in 2025.

In the clip, they write: "Yes, I am a real time traveller from the year 2714. Something amazing happens on August 11, 2021.

"There will be a very large meteor shower that lasts for two weeks, it will be seen in the northern hemisphere, containing the Nozic message.

"One of the meteors will seem different than all the others, that is because it is a ship landing on Earth, starting preparations for the first Nozic War."

The TikTok-er claimed in another post that this mysterious war will begin in the year 2025.

In other posts, the TikToker has predicted Atlantis will be found in the year 2022, aliens infiltrate the world's governments in 2023, and colonisation of Mars begins in 2028.

I mean, the Atlantis and Mars bits are good news, so yin and yang and all that.

[Foosters 17774]

Maybe they'll see that we're all down here just gobbling horse paste and will move along to the next planet.

[NOMAAA 1696]

John Titor doesnt believe this shit.

[Incredulity 11571]

Well, I can't say I am surprised.

[Radical Larry 28533]

So, we are hosting an intergalactic kegger down here?

[AUS-97HORN 11743]

interesting that @Brisketexan started this thread.... guess he's first in line to be anal probed....

 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21811]

Actually he said the war won't start until 2025.

[Brisketexan 104807]

23 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Maybe they'll see that we're all down here just gobbling horse paste and will move along to the next planet.

If aliens have been observing us, there are only two alternatives:

1 -- they saw how utterly fucking stupid and toxic we are, and put up a giant quarantine around earth, so we will never be visited (and we'll never be allowed to leave the solar system....not that we're a big threat on that point), or

2 -- they would destroy us immediately to keep our idiocy from infecting the rest of the universe.

Being that we haven't been blown up, it's all on option 1.  Unless of course, there are no aliens.  But a guy I saw on the History Channel told me there were, and we know anything said on video has to be true.

[Brisketexan 104807]

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Actually he said the war won't start until 2025.

Well, he said the ship will start prepping for the war tomorrow.  You know, the prep work is important.  You have to order uniforms, come up with some nifty flags and shit.  You can't just go rushing willy-nilly into a full-on intergalactic war.  That would be embarrassing. 

[Trey3216 15325]

So it seems as though humanity actually holds its own if all the aliens are doing is infiltrating governments by 2023 and we still colonize Mars by 2028.  

 

Tomorrow, we will declare OUR INDEPENDENCE  

[NeverMarryAStripper 21811]

Is he recruiting for people to take back with him to fight in the war? 

[Brisketexan 104807]

Also, as to the aliens infiltrating our governments in 2023.....fuck it, let's give Zelnar from Regulon 7 a shot, he can't be much worse than humanity's latest attempts at leadership.  I mean, sure, his platform includes "cook and eat half of humanity," but I appreciate the refreshing honesty coupled with tangible goals that we can hold him to (and vote him out if he fails to meet them).

[DDD Dad 14273]

Does this mean Ann Margret isn't coming?

[Don Johnson 4745]

All I'm reading is there are still people in 2714, so not that worried.

[Anastasis 23413]

In all seriousness, an alien invasion is exactly what we need.

 

 

And only half serious, I might be rooting for the aliens. 

 

 

[F250 28747]

[Poe It Up 126]

Damn, even aliens are trying to stop our SEC move. 

[DaysOff 7922]

Is this the time travel guy on Tik Tok that says the Astros will win the 2021 World Series? I hope it's all true.

[Wally Fairway 5533]

 

[Brisketexan 104807]

8 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

In all seriousness, an alien invasion is exactly what we need.

 

 

And only half serious, I might be rooting for the aliens. 

 

 

The fact that I had to rep you for my complete agreement with BOTH statements pisses me off.

[MissingInAction 24901]

I'm here for the gang probing.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

If aliens have been observing us, there are only two alternatives:

1 -- they saw how utterly fucking stupid and toxic we are, and put up a giant quarantine around earth, so we will never be visited (and we'll never be allowed to leave the solar system....not that we're a big threat on that point), or

2 -- they would destroy us immediately to keep our idiocy from infecting the rest of the universe.

Being that we haven't been blown up, it's all on option 1.  Unless of course, there are no aliens.  But a guy I saw on the History Channel told me there were, and we know anything said on video has to be true.

3. They are keeping us around as "Earth: the Comedy."

"What will these bipedal idiots get into next? Find out in the next installment of the Milky Way's trashiest reality show."

[Brisketexan 104807]

14 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

3. They are keeping us around as "Earth: the Comedy."

"What will these bipedal idiots get into next? Find out in the next installment of the Milky Way's trashiest reality show."

Mr. Zelnar to Mrs. Zelnar:

"Honey, turn that shit off.  It's garbage.  And there's no way that shit is actually real -- wacky and completely stupid shit like that doesn't happen in real life.  It's all the work of script writers and manipulation."

[RDCanecutter 26348]

I call dibs on being an interplanetary blockade runner.

[Sbbruin 21787]

Is "Triple Boobs" McGee part of their contingent?

[Gatorubet 30167]

Well, he said the ship will start prepping for the war tomorrow.  You know, the prep work is important.  You have to order uniforms, come up with some nifty flags and shit.  You can't just go rushing willy-nilly into a full-on intergalactic war.  That would be embarrassing. 

Cletus: “That’s why Trump got us the Space Force!”

[jimmyjazz 45694]

2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

In all seriousness, an alien invasion is exactly what we need.

 

 

And only half serious, I might be rooting for the aliens. 

Dude.  Pay attention.  Aliens have been pouring across our southern border for 8 months now.

[Wally Fairway 5533]

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dude.  Pay attention.  Aliens have been pouring across our southern border for 8 months now.

More like 80 years

[Shaddie 1651]

Damn you Brisket.

 

 

You have started another run on tp. To sams I go.

[Cajun 11702]

I've got the stones and a Multi-Pass, so I think I'm good.

Good luck to the rest of you rubes.

[Cajun 11702]

30 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Dude.  Pay attention.  Aliens have been pouring across our southern border for 8 months now.

[Cajun 11702]

3 hours ago, F250 said:

I want to know more!

[Nicole44 22030]

The Perseid meteor shower actually peaks tonite so that time traveler dude is probably right about everything.

Because the crescent moon will be setting early, the sky will be especially dark -- which makes for an optimal viewing opportunity, according to NASA.
 

https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/11/world/perseid-meteor-shower-2021-scn/index.html
 

So I guess get out your telescopes and look for fucking aliens.

[Dewey 3284]

Say goodbye to diseases, hunger and math. This is going to be great.

[Cajun 11702]

5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

So I guess get out your telescopes and look for fucking aliens.

I never had you pinned for this form of freaky fetish.

Hmmmmm

[TexasBeta 1261]

I have seen a Heisman winner and a national championship. I’m good. Come and get some you little green bastards.

[Deej 76670]

We have the greatest fighting force known to the galaxy about 100 miles east of here. Patton out front should have told them.

Aliens are fucked. Literally. 

[gmr548 16562]

Aliens infiltrating the world’s governments would be such a massive fucking upgrade

[Nicole44 22030]

I feel like I have a lot of knowledge about them from the movies:

Their heads will literally explode if you play Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call.”

The rest of the shit I learned isn’t necessary after knowing that but:

They like Reese’s pieces.

They don’t like doves.

You shouldn’t fire your guns at their visitor spacecraft bc You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

I

[atomheartbevo 89530]

22 minutes ago, Deej said:

We have the greatest fighting force known to the galaxy about 100 miles east of here. Patton out front should have told them.

Aliens are fucked. Literally. 

Yep, within minutes of landing, aggy will be figuring out a way to have sex with them.

[Cajun 11702]

What if the aliens come and they suck worse than us?

What if we kick their asses all the way back to Romulus 4 or whatever?

What if they aren't a Galactic Saban coached "team"?

[Willfully Horn 7956]

As long as we’re speculating, let’s respect the needs of the market.

Edited August 12, 2021 by Willfully Horn
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[Cajun 11702]

What if we win by 10?

[staboner 4967]

9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Actually he said the war won't start until 2025.

oh i see.

are they just going to exhange long protein strings with us in the meantime?

[washparkhorn 9937]

5 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I feel like I have a lot of knowledge about them from the movies:

Their heads will literally explode if you play Slim Whitman's "Indian Love Call.”

The rest of the shit I learned isn’t necessary after knowing that but:

They like Reese’s pieces.

They don’t like doves.

You shouldn’t fire your guns at their visitor spacecraft bc You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.

I

Earth girls are easy. 

Edited August 12, 2021 by washparkhorn
Great star watching up out there in the Panhandle.

[Superhero 8814]

Let's get back to the OP. A time traveler from 2714 is using... Tik Tok?

They have the technology to send someone back, but chooses to use a platform where people share dance videos of themselves to announce this?

Color me skeptical.

 

 

 

On a tangential note... in The Tomorrow War, they have the technology to send people back and forth through time, but are still using small caliber machine guns against armored aliens? I would have expected something like a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

[Murfdogg21 4412]

[ztejas 43385]

12 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

In other posts, the TikToker has predicted Atlantis will be found in the year 2022

What a fucking moron. 

 

 

That's not when Atlantis was founded. 

[ztejas 43385]

9 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I call dibs on being an interplanetary blockade runner.

[ultimaton 2966]

The common cold wiped out the Martian threat back in 1897 — these new motherfuckers don’t stand a chance with Covid.