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1 hour ago, tx ind said:

Their site is down, Immamac gonna get a strongly worded note today.

If it’s half as entertaining as the one Daniel sent to Blacklab my day will be made.

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18 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

If it’s half as entertaining as the one Daniel sent to Blacklab my day will be made.

Blacklab’s response was the absolute best. “Thanks for letting me know I own my own site.”

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2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Same.  I'm only 6' tall but I'd climb all over that amazon...

I am 5’8” (in my Dr Martens) and I’d do my dammedest to wreck that (given I were single and she were in any way interested).

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1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

I am 5’8” (in my Dr Martens) and I’d do my dammedest to wreck that (given I were single and she were in any way interested).

People still wear Doc Martens?

I wouldn’t touch that beast with Vic Mackey’s dick. 

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6 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

People still wear Doc Martens?

I wouldn’t touch that beast with Vic Mackey’s dick. 

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On 4/6/2022 at 12:15 PM, MoJames said:

Oh and he not only hates people with more melanin than him, he also hates little people.

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I wish all weddings were like this. Then I'd always have an excuse not to attend. 

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What if I want to bring my daughter so she can meet her favorite TV character, Brienne of Tarth? 

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I think the 8 is the hottest by far. But Damn, Figurelli certainly outkicked his coverage. Just a matter of time before his marriage goes the way of 6 Figs marriage.


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22 minutes ago, FigurelliPwC said:


I think the 8 is the hottest by far. But Damn, Figurelli certainly outkicked his coverage. Just a matter of time before his marriage goes the way of 6 Figs marriage.


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Bride, 3, 2 and 8 have the most potential, in that order, but this is a nasty bunch even per A&M standards. For example to me the bride is the best of the bunch, but doesn’t appear to have an upper lip. 

Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, Barbacoa said:

3 and 6 could easily be his sisters. Some of you have a Figurelli fetish. 

On the wedding party link there are both a groomsman and bridesmaid named Fugurelli. Not sure if they're racist fuckstick Daniel Joseph Figurelli's brother and sister, or brother and SIL or what. But apparently they didn't shame themselves and have to change their name like the known racist tweeter Daniel Joseph Figurelli. 

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3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

On the wedding party link there are both a groomsman and bridesmaid named Fugurelli. Not sure if they're racist fuckstick Daniel Joseph Figurelli's brother and sister, or brother and SIL or what. But apparently they didn't shame themselves and have to change their name like the known racist tweeter Daniel Joseph Figurelli. 

Would you say now that it is Daniel Joseph Figurelli Wilson that is a known racist tweeter or just stick with Daniel Joseph Wilson who is the known racist tweeter?

Posted
17 hours ago, Loop 1604 said:

Would honestly marry the Amazon chick. Then again I’m 6’4 and it’d be fun to fuck a girl from behind in the shower without cramping up. 

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Would honestly marry the Amazon chick. Then again I’m 6’4 and it’d be fun to fuck a girl from behind in the shower without cramping up. 

I’m 6’2 and I think both of us would be on our toes in the shower.
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19 hours ago, Loop 1604 said:

Would honestly marry the Amazon chick. Then again I’m 6’4 and it’d be fun to fuck a girl from behind in the shower without cramping up. 

Maybe hydrate and eat a banana once in awhile?

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On 4/7/2022 at 6:56 PM, HRSchenker said:

Something about 7 says freak in the bed. I'd rank her 3. 2 sort of looks like a recovering crackhead so I'd put her at 8. 9 is a brown bagger for sure.

No dude, you doggy style her so you don’t have to look at her. The. Give her a donkey punch so that shit tightens up! Shit feels good than a mother fucker! 

Posted
1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

Just post his picture on some gay dating websites and let his wife deal with it. ;)

 

Likely he put his own pics on there already. 

Posted
37 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

His sister is a wedding photographer that also dabbles in slightly more risque pics.

https://emilyfigurelliphotography.com/behind-the-lens

https://www.instagram.com/emilyfigurelliphotography/?hl=en

Let’s hire her for some risqué photography and then send 12 of the ugliest fucking dudes from this website to be photographed naked.  Then you send the calendar to Daniel as a gift.

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Here are EFP we believe photos should tell a story,

Nice proofreading

Have you read the stuff Daniel writes?  Bad grammar must run in the family.

Posted
49 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Let’s hire her for some risqué photography and then send 12 of the ugliest fucking dudes from this website to be photographed naked.  Then you send the calendar to Daniel as a gift.

How do we choose just 12?

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Posted
44 minutes ago, Deej said:

How do we choose just 12?

You probably need about a 40 round playoff with this crew.  I’m pretty damn ugly and I’m sure I would have some competition.

How about this for a simpler approach - hire her to photograph a session of Uncle Boobs eating out one of his sugar babies.  You specify in the contract that she’s required to stay for the whole thing and take a picture every 3 minutes.

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2 hours ago, Horn Dogg said:

Let’s hire her for some risqué photography and then send 12 of the ugliest fucking dudes from this website to be photographed naked.  Then you send the calendar to Daniel as a gift.

Hey Gang! Can I be July? That's my birth month, and I'm a Leo! RAAWWWWRRR!!!

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