Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)

[The Earl of Texas 3214]

He did always like to run 24 Option

[Sbbruin 22144]

13 hours ago, chitown bevo said:

 Auburn, not so sure, at this point with all the firings and interference from boosters and others they have created a situation that will take years to repair.

Reminds me of…hold on, I’m thinking…hmmm

[lilMAC25 4003]

22 hours ago, Crapinon said:

I've known women who really didn't care if there husbands cheated or not. They would get mad but never do anything about it. A friend of mines daughter once told him that she didn't care who her husband was screwing as long as he came home to her. Other women don't care, they just don't want to be embarrassed by the exposure. I guess like you said they like the $$$ and prestige.  Or maybe they like to make sandwiches.

 

I know a woman whose husband was trying to get into a 16 yr olds panties.

 

 

The wife told my wife “if it had been an adult woman, we’d still be together…”

 

 

WTF?

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

Let me help you out here:

Bitches be crazy.

[markstanco 12804]

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

I know a woman whose husband was trying to get into a 16 yr olds panties.

 

 

The wife told my wife “if it had been an adult woman, we’d still be together…”

 

 

WTF?

What state? That is legal in Arkie and Okie somehow.  

[tejas60 3570]

On 2/5/2022 at 4:38 PM, Junior Miller said:

......That's only going to further give coaches reasons not to have females on their staffs. 

fify

[lilMAC25 4003]

26 minutes ago, markstanco said:

What state? That is legal in Arkie and Okie somehow.  

it’s also legal in D.C. 
 

 

This happened in Texas.

FWIW, it wasn’t an “innocent”, “he didn’t know how old she was” type of thing, he told this girl in text messages that he knew how old she was and didn’t care what the law said. That was one of the least offensive things he told her during all of it.
 

Dude has avoided prison for 2 years due to COVID pushing back trials, but the bill is coming due in the next month or so.

 

His (now ex) wife told my wife that he confessed to 100+ affairs. She said they’d sit at home and laugh about the texts from his side pieces once he got caught and broke off the affairs (the 7-8 that she knew about). 
😱

Edited February 8, 2022 by lilMAC25

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

5 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

His (now ex) wife told my wife that he confessed to 100+ affairs.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

The wife told my wife “if it had been an adult woman, we’d still be together…”

16? Jesus. I’d be pissed if I was left out of that too

[Doc Reeves 6434]

14 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

confessed to 100+ affairs

it’s been my experience when people use “100+” it means a shitload more than 100

Rules for life:

1. Try not to commit crimes

2. if you do, don’t tell anyone about the crimes you commit 

3. don’t write down the crimes you commit

4. chew your food thoroughly

 

Edited February 8, 2022 by Doc Reeves

[Capt. Squints 176]

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Let me help you out here:

Bitches be crazy.

Yep, it's just a matter of degrees of crazy and your level of tolerance.

[LTtxfan 50010]

12 minutes ago, Capt. Squints said:

Yep, it's just a matter of degrees of crazy and your level of tolerance.

[TreatyOak 17401]

[tx 3 putt 78717]

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

it’s been my experience when people use “100+” it means a shitload more than 100

Rules for life:

1. Try not to commit crimes

2. if you do, don’t tell anyone about the crimes you commit 

3. don’t write down the crimes you commit

4. chew your food thoroughly

 

how do you have the time for 100+ affairs ? 
 

not the sex part but setting it all up 

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

I use a broker.

[Aqua Buddha 14807]

7 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I use a broker.

This.  Go with pros.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

7 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

how do you have the time for 100+ affairs ? 
 

not the sex part but setting it all up 

Exactly. If you’re into the ladies, that’s cool. If you’re wife is ok with it, we’ll that’s even cooler. But shit man, affairs?

Why in the living fuck would you want 100+ women in your life- and not in a sexist way, I would ask the same of a woman wanting 100+ men in her life? Sure there’s sex, but there’s a shit ton of time that must be invested for some 3 figure count of affairs.

I mean, I don’t know him all but just in the face of things I’d be worried Dude might have some sexual problems he’s unaware of or not dealing with so they are escalating. It’s a familiar story that usually has a real bad ending. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

6 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This.  Go with pros.

Wisdom.

[1leggedduck 443]

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

it’s been my experience when people use “100+” it means a shitload more than 100

Rules for life:

1. Try not to commit crimes

2. if you do, don’t tell anyone about the crimes you commit 

3. don’t write down the crimes you commit

4. chew your food thoroughly

 

Your list is missing only "don't shit where you eat." With this small addition, I feel your list trully simplifies a happy life.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

12 minutes ago, 1leggedduck said:

Your list is missing only "don't shit where you eat." With this small addition, I feel your list trully simplifies a happy life.

Peace be with you

[JMFP 1126]

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

What state? That is legal in Arkie and Okie somehow.  

16 is legal in Oklahoma but the older person has to be within 3 years. So a 16 year old and a 19 year old are ok - but 16 and 20 are not.

[TexasBeta 1277]

[Sbbruin 22144]

15 minutes ago, JMFP said:

16 is legal in Oklahoma but the older person has to be within 3 years. So a 16 year old and a 19 year old are ok - but 16 and 20 are not.

[Aqua Buddha 14807]

1 hour ago, Doc Reeves said:

Exactly. If you’re into the ladies, that’s cool. If you’re wife is ok with it, we’ll that’s even cooler. But shit man, affairs?

Why in the living fuck would you want 100+ women in your life- and not in a sexist way, I would ask the same of a woman wanting 100+ men in her life? Sure there’s sex, but there’s a shit ton of time that must be invested for some 3 figure count of affairs.

I mean, I don’t know him all but just in the face of things I’d be worried Dude might have some sexual problems he’s unaware of or not dealing with so they are escalating. It’s a familiar story that usually has a real bad ending. 

I’ve never understood affairs for this reason.  I’ve never had one in the traditional sense but the logistics and work that goes along with a side piece is exhausting.  I dated two women at the same time once and it was a part time job in it’s own right.

Pros are better and cheaper in the long run and they don’t show up at your house at 2 am drunk and throwing high heeled shoes at your bedroom window.

[JFKFC 4978]

3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

it’s been my experience when people use “100+” it means a shitload more than 100

Rules for life:

1. Try not to commit crimes

2. if you do, don’t tell anyone about the crimes you commit 

3. don’t write down the crimes you commit

4. chew your food thoroughly

 

There was an old school Chicago politician who said.....

- Don't put something in writing if you can say it

- Don't say anything if you can just nod

- Don't nod if you can wink

 

I'll never understand these guys doing shady **** by text.

 

[markstanco 12804]

58 minutes ago, JMFP said:

16 is legal in Oklahoma but the older person has to be within 3 years. So a 16 year old and a 19 year old are ok - but 16 and 20 are not.

Sorry about your jailtime. 

[Cheeseweasel 26442]

31 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I’ve never understood affairs

It's a powerful thing. Undefeated, one might say.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

25 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I’ve never understood affairs for this reason.  I’ve never had one in the traditional sense but the logistics and work that goes along with a side piece is exhausting.  I dated two women at the same time once and it was a part time job in it’s own right.

Pros are better and cheaper in the long run and they don’t show up at your house at 2 am drunk and throwing high heeled shoes at your bedroom window.

Yeah, the thing is most men who have affairs aren’t looking for sex, they are looking to feel appreciated and desired or acting out traumatic sexual abuse. They offer an “instagram” slice view of themselves to lot of women looking for valuation because their self esteem and self worth is beyond fucked up. 

Some of my best friends from school worked on rigs in the gulf for 9mos at a time with 6 weeks off. Girlfriends just didn’t make sense at the time. So, you had a variety of chicks, hookups, strippers, escorts for your time putting in. 

by far, the most economical, safest, most fun, least bullshit way of handling shit was having a relationship with some pros.

[Incredulity 11879]

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Let me help you out here:

Bitches be crazy.

 

[JMFP 1126]

8 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Sorry about your jailtime. 

Friend of mine... He stayed out jail just barely but lots of probation. Summer after our senior year in HS, he had just turned 18 and his girlfriend was 15. Her dad caught them in the act one night. In the heat of the moment he threatened to shoot my friend but he wasn't going to press charges. When her mom (her mom and dad were divorced) found she called the Sheriff. That was a long, crazy night all around, I could have gone to jail for something else....

[You don't know me 1163]

2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I use a broker.

Yeah, pimps is an ugly word.  Love brokers is much better.

[Ojo Rojo 2056]

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

how do you have the time for 100+ affairs ? 
 

not the sex part but setting it all up 

I assume it was over a period of years, not all at the same time.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

25 minutes ago, JMFP said:

Friend of mine... He stayed out jail just barely but lots of probation. Summer after our senior year in HS, he had just turned 18 and his girlfriend was 15. Her dad caught them in the act one night. In the heat of the moment he threatened to shoot my friend but he wasn't going to press charges. When her mom (her mom and dad were divorced) found she called the Sheriff. That was a long, crazy night all around, I could have gone to jail for something else....

shit man. I know of a chick who’s dad caught her and her BF doing the same thing and her daddy killed him.

coulda been crazier. Just sayin

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 minute ago, Ojo Rojo said:

I assume it was over a period of years, not all at the same time.

Ok. So… how many years makes sense for 100+?

[Francisco 2.0 32604]

4 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Ok. So… how many years makes sense for 100+?

10 per year over 10 years would get you to 100.  Assuming a large enough talent pool to choose from, or maybe you aren't very selective and will just plow anything that pays attention.

 

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

10 per year over 10 years would get you to 100.  Assuming a large enough talent pool to choose from, or maybe you aren't very selective and will just plow anything that pays attention.

 

 

10 years… 
 

sounds more like work than fun

[Francisco 2.0 32604]

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

10 years… 
 

sounds more like work than fun

 

Oh, no shit.  One is enough work as it is.

Now, one other plausiblilty; it was small handful of women combined over for over 100+ times, if you consider each session as an affair.

My brother was in a small time metal band years and years ago; and he told me he had nailed around 200 women in roughly a 10 year period.  Granted, he was single most of this stretch, but he told me that it was a chore returning to a town where they had played a few months prior and trying to pick up someone new (and not cross paths with someone you had tagged on the last trip).

 

[Nivek 17415]

This.  Go with pros.

Hi Epstein!

[Rimbo 27042]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I’ve never understood affairs for this reason.  I’ve never had one in the traditional sense but the logistics and work that goes along with a side piece is exhausting.  I dated two women at the same time once and it was a part time job in it’s own right.

Pros are better and cheaper in the long run and they don’t show up at your house at 2 am drunk and throwing high heeled shoes at your bedroom window.

not with that attitude, they don't

[lilMAC25 4003]

2 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Exactly. If you’re into the ladies, that’s cool. If you’re wife is ok with it, we’ll that’s even cooler. But shit man, affairs?

Why in the living fuck would you want 100+ women in your life- and not in a sexist way, I would ask the same of a woman wanting 100+ men in her life? Sure there’s sex, but there’s a shit ton of time that must be invested for some 3 figure count of affairs.

I mean, I don’t know him all but just in the face of things I’d be worried Dude might have some sexual problems he’s unaware of or not dealing with so they are escalating. It’s a familiar story that usually has a real bad ending. 

Uh, I think everyone knows about it now. His mother refuses to believe it. Everyone else though? They know.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

4 minutes ago, Nivek said:

Hi Epstein!

Bud. There a fetish among rich people that involves buying people. The thing about the US is that everyone’s labor has a price. If you have incredible wealth, buying people’s soul can sometimes turn a fucked up person on. 

So, maybe you pay someone money that is less than change in your cars coffee holder to you, but for them they’ll give you their 12y/o daughter.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Uh, I think everyone knows about it now. His mother refuses to believe it. Everyone else though? They know.

Damn my man, that sucks.

That’s some hard shit to be forced to deal with. People like him tho tend to inspire goodness in the people who witness his bullshit. 

 

[Tex Long 4665]

1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

shit man. I know of a chick who’s dad caught her and her BF doing the same thing and her daddy killed him.

Had a teammate senior year of HS who was all-state HB. He was as close to being a "beautiful" man as anyone I've ever seen: curly hair, gorgeous physique (and natural, too, dude never worked out), handsome face, straightest whiteist teeth... Every female who saw him, from eight to eighty, just melted. When he mowed the lawn for his mom, women would drive around the block to get enough courage up to ask his mom how much her yard boy charged. He miled a lot, too. He was our cruisin' partner, 'cause he was an infallible chick magnet at any drive-in.

OK, OK, TMI.

One unfortunate Friday (for him) he was plowing up the South Forty on the wife of one of the local deputies. Deputy had told her they had an event to work at, (prolly at Tojo Nunally's Coal Yard... Friday night was cock fights, illegal but condoned as long as the Sheriff and the Boys got a taste. He wanted to pick up something at the house first, which was why he walked in the door at 1800 instead of tomorrow morning. Deputy heard what he later called "unseemly noises" coming from upstairs. He ran upstairs, got out his .38 Special, kicked open the door, and as the male participant in the unseemly noise-making leaped at him from the bed, put two rounds in him, one in his heart and one in his left lung. He was dead before he hit the floor. Deputy threw a towel to his wife, told her to wrap up but not clean off, went back downstairs, called the Sheriff and told him what happened, "I went home before heading for the job, and Thank God, because my wife was being attacked by a naked rapist. I tried to subdue him; he tried to get my service weapon, but I got it first. Unfortunately it discharged twice, striking him both times. He appears to dead. Both my wife and I need help."

[Doc Reeves 6434]

Just now, Tex Long said:

Had a teammate senior year of HS who was all-state HB. He was as close to being a "beautiful" man as anyone I've ever seen: curly hair, gorgeous physique (and natural, too, dude never worked out), handsome face, straightest whiteist teeth... Every female who saw him, from eight to eighty, just melted. When he mowed the lawn for his mom, women would drive around the block to get enough courage up to ask his mom how much her yard boy charged. He miled a lot, too. He was our cruisin' partner, 'cause he was an infallible chick magnet at any drive-in.

OK, OK, TMI.

One unfortunate Friday (for him) he was plowing up the South Forty on the wife of one of the local deputies. Deputy had told her they had an event to work at, (prolly at Tojo Nunally's Coal Yard... Friday night was cock fights, illegal but condoned as long as the Sheriff and the Boys got a taste. He wanted to pick up something at the house first, which was why he walked in the door at 1800 instead of tomorrow morning. Deputy heard what he later called "unseemly noises" coming from upstairs. He ran upstairs, got out his .38 Special, kicked open the door, and as the male participant in the unseemly noise-making leaped at him from the bed, put two rounds in him, one in his heart and one in his left lung. He was dead before he hit the floor. Deputy threw a towel to his wife, told her to wrap up but not clean off, went back downstairs, called the Sheriff and told him what happened, "I went home before heading for the job, and Thank God, because my wife was being attacked by a naked rapist. I tried to subdue him; he tried to get my service weapon, but I got it first. Unfortunately it discharged twice, striking him both times. He appears to dead. Both my wife and I need help."

Daymn

[lilMAC25 4003]

6 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Damn my man, that sucks.

That’s some hard shit to be forced to deal with. People like him tho tend to inspire goodness in the people who witness his bullshit. 

 

All I know is that if the girl’s dad had killed him, I’d have shrugged and said “the predator had FAFO.”

[Kel Varnsen 8749]

1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

Yeah, pimps is an ugly word.  Love brokers is much better.

[Tex Long 4665]

5 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Daymn

Deputy was not even arrested, never charged. Other than his parents, no one complained. 

[Royale with cheese 1493]

1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

Yeah, pimps is an ugly word.  Love brokers is much better.

Yeah, my bookie prefers "sports futures broker."

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, You don't know me said:

Yeah, pimps is an ugly word.  Love brokers is much better.

Thats foolish cuz she gonna hate me when she leave 

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

2 hours ago, JMFP said:

16 is legal in Oklahoma but the older person has to be within 3 years. So a 16 year old and a 19 year old are ok - but 16 and 20 are not.

 

The formula -- works both legally and logically. Half your age, plus 7. 

Impossible to go to jail and it just makes sense. When you are 50, you might think you want to be tapping 19 year old ass, but you really don't. 32-year-olds? Hell yeah.

 

 

53 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Oh, no shit.  One is enough work as it is.

Now, one other plausiblilty; it was small handful of women combined over for over 100+ times, if you consider each session as an affair.

My brother was in a small time metal band years and years ago; and he told me he had nailed around 200 women in roughly a 10 year period.  Granted, he was single most of this stretch, but he told me that it was a chore returning to a town where they had played a few months prior and trying to pick up someone new (and not cross paths with someone you had tagged on the last trip).

 

Even though the statute of limitations has run out and so have the marriages this violated, I won't say who exactly b/c what's said on the bus stays on the bus but a semi-famous musician once described himself to me as "the Wilt Chamberlain of fat chicks." He described "fat chicks" as more a state of mind than actual body type. Many are in fact fat but others were just needy and extremely oral.