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8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

you know she takes it doggy style like a grand champ !

 Yeah, in the ass. This chick is in her 20s. She then probably has no problem giving daddy a rim job then let’s him finish in her mouth like a human hypodermic needle. 
 

i was born 20 yrs too soon

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2 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

 Yeah, in the ass. This chick is in her 20s. She then probably has no problem giving daddy a rim job then let’s him finish in her mouth like a human hypodermic needle. 
 

i was born 20 yrs too soon

Damn, somebody woke up in a mood.

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5 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

Orgasmic schadenfreude rat cheer!
 

This be Grade A Alldumb U war plainsman eagle tiggers bullshit. Shirley Q Liquor and Betty Butterfield must post a duet.  Thujone must boot up the old MS Paint.  And just what is corch Harbinger’s “character,” anyway? He really should not have smirked when he was a play away from beating us on his first try.  Probably thinking about the Crochet Canal.

“And so on the Plains it came to pass that nothing could be heard but the mirthless laughter of the damned.” Xenu, chapter 4 verse 99

What in the Harvey Updyke is this post saying 

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19 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

I thought I would take a peek as some Auburn boards to see how this is going down.  The first board on the google search list had a 957 comment thread... That seemed promising. The first post laid down the rules:

Makes me appreciate the Shag this site.

Not to mention the whole not-being-an-Auburn-message-board thing.

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How do you think that first conversation with the AD went?

Harsin: I need another 150k in the budget. I want an assistant HC.

AD: Good idea. What are you thinking? Maybe a HC with a winning track record in D2? Or a position coach from a recruiting hotbed state?

Harsin: uh….I’m actually thinking of taking this in a slightly different direction. She was a, um, cheerleader back at Boise State.

AD: how does this qualify for a position on a high profile college football coaching staff?

Harsin: well most recently she was an intern hosting recruits during their on campus visits.

AD: ……

……..

Don’t fuck this up.

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On 2/4/2022 at 1:05 PM, 0xdeadbeef said:

There's some site called poshmark.com where chicks can sell name brand stuff from their own closet. 

 

Little Miss Sidepiece has an account ( https://poshmark.com/closet/clesicrochet )where she has listings for a bunch of stuff including Boise St. gear and a number of bikinis, which very kindly models. I wasn't sure it was the same girl at first, but it's the same name, same profile pic, same earrings, one of the same one piece swimsuits as an earlier photo, and a BSU cheerleader uni in one listing photo. 

 

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Would bery my dick so deep in her ass whoever pulled me off would be crowned King Arthur. 

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Would bery my duck also…
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 Yeah, in the ass. This chick is in her 20s. She then probably has no problem giving daddy a rim job then let’s him finish in her mouth like a human hypodermic needle. 
 
i was born 20 yrs too soon

Regardless of your age, you can give a rim job and have a guy finish in your mouth. Age is just a number, grandpa.
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It's late afternoon on Saturday and Harsin is still the Head Football coach at Auburn.

 

So here's a hypothetical...

    What if Coach Harsin wasn't having an affair with our young cheerleader....

        Rather, what if he brought her along to Auburn for her experience at 'entertaining' recruits?

            And let's further speculate that Auburn knew about her role.

Might that complicate firing Harsin.

  

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Clesi is paid $60k through Auburn (probably why she needs to supplement her income selling clothes via Poshmark) and Harsin's wife calls it all stupid rumors, per this article. https://tide1009.com/auburns-bryan-harsin-in-danger-of-dismissal-as-rumors-swirl

 
 
Auburn’s Bryan Harsin In Danger of Dismissal as Rumors Swirl
Auburn’s Bryan Harsin In Danger of Dismissal as Rumors Swirl

Auburn’s Bryan Harsin In Danger of Dismissal as Rumors Swirl

Joe GaitherPublished: February 4,

The 2021 Auburn Tigers completed first year head coach Bryan Harsin's first season in charge with an abysmal 6-7 record, capped off with a loss in Birmingham Bowl against Houston. The Tigers lost their final five games of the season and finished 6th in the SEC West.

While a 6-7 record is not the worst result for a first-year head coach, see 2007 Nick Saban finishing 7-6, the more concerning aspects of Harsin's initial season is all the drama that has followed him off the field.

 
 

Harsin has seen 20 Auburn Tigers enter the transfer portal, turned over three coordinators and signed the No. 18 recruiting class during his first season, causing doubt to swirl about his ability to lead the program.

According to several close to the program, including Justin Hokanson of On3 Sports, Harsin's immediate future as Auburn head football coach is in serious jeopardy. The problems on The Plains are obvious and now new rumors have begun to circulate about Harsin being romantically involved with another member of the Auburn football staff.

Clesi Crochet currently serves as the assistant to the head coach and football operations for Auburn football, a role she has held since February 2021. She began her career in football as an intern in the Boise State recruiting department in 2019 while Harsin was the Bronco's head coach. Crochet was promoted in 2020 to assistant to the head coach and on-campus recruiting coordinator and then followed Harsin to the SEC to work in her current role.

Currently, nothing inappropriate has been verified concerning the pair's relationship, however Auburn message boards and social media pages have been heating up with the talk of Harsin and Crochet being romantically involved.

 

Harsin signed a 6-year, $30 million contract with the Tigers in 2021 and therefore has five years remaining on his contract. Should the Auburn administration be able to prove Harsin was involved in an inappropriate relationship the University could opt to fire him with cause, and thus save the roughly $18 million buyout he has remaining on his contract.

Crochet is earning a salary of $60,000 per year according to Auburn University's financial records. It remains to be seen if these rumors will be addressed or become substantiated but Harsin's wife, Kes, posted on her Instagram what looked to be like a response to the allegations.

Photo Courtesy @kes_xxoo on Instagram
Photo Courtesy @kes_xxoo on Instagram
 

"Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots," said Harsin.



 

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Clesi is paid $60k through Auburn (probably why she needs to supplement her income selling clothes via Poshmark) and Harsin's wife calls it all stupid rumors, per this article. https://tide1009.com/auburns-bryan-harsin-in-danger-of-dismissal-as-rumors-swirl/?trackback=twitter_mobile

$60K in Alabama is like $180K in civilization.
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9 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:


Why fictionalize it? Reality is pretty entertaining.

Because then I would own it, as the producer of the Netflix Original Series....You've got football, MILFs, millions, and ambitious sugar babies willing to do anything to get a ring....Friday Night Lights plus Desperate Housewives plus, I guess, Mad Men, in the sense you had these young women throwing themselves at older men. My show would of course be more explicit than Mad Men. Gotta get that TV-MA rating. 

It could run forever. Shift focus from one program to another....I guess you'd have to have a Bobby and Pam Ewing program as the moral center of it all, but everywhere else is crazed or depraved in its own way. My first season would focus heavily on Orgeron's rapid downfall. Harsin would be season 2. 

Working title: Undefeated. 

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