Bryan Harsin at Auburn (Spoiler: He Got Fired)

[Dennis Taylor 19,365]

2 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Because then I would own it, as the producer of the Netflix Original Series....You've got football, MILFs, millions, and ambitious sugar babies willing to do anything to get a ring....Friday Night Lights plus Desperate Housewives plus, I guess, Mad Men, in the sense you had these young women throwing themselves at older men. My show would of course be more explicit than Mad Men. Gotta get that TV-MA rating. 

It could run forever. Shift focus from one program to another....I guess you'd have to have a Bobby and Pam Ewing program as the moral center of it all, but everywhere else is crazed or depraved in its own way. My first season would focus heavily on Orgeron's rapid downfall. Harsin would be season 2. 

Working title: Undefeated. 

[Junior Miller 1,502]

I thought there was actually evidence he was doing that. Pretty shitty if it was just some internet nerds looking through the Auburn university support staff bios, seeing this hot chick that followed Harsin from Boise, and made up bullshit. That's only going to further give coaches reasons not to have females in their staffs. 

[quigley 1,565]

21 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Working title: Undefeated. 

Another option: Going for 2

[Reese Bennett 3,663]

54 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Because then I would own it, as the producer of the Netflix Original Series....You've got football, MILFs, millions, and ambitious sugar babies willing to do anything to get a ring....Friday Night Lights plus Desperate Housewives plus, I guess, Mad Men, in the sense you had these young women throwing themselves at older men. My show would of course be more explicit than Mad Men. Gotta get that TV-MA rating. 

It could run forever. Shift focus from one program to another....I guess you'd have to have a Bobby and Pam Ewing program as the moral center of it all, but everywhere else is crazed or depraved in its own way. My first season would focus heavily on Orgeron's rapid downfall. Harsin would be season 2. 

Working title: Undefeated. 

Wouldn't season 1 have to be the story of Jimbo Cuck? It could be like True Detective with a new cast each season--except with football and whores. I'd watch it

[MaybeACoordinator 8,350]

6 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Wouldn't season 1 have to be the story of Jimbo Cuck? It could be like True Detective with a new cast each season--except with football and whores. I'd watch it

Doesn't have to be in time order, but Jimbo definitely gets a season even though he wasn't SEC at the time. 

[Texzilla58 4,792]

Would bery my dick so deep in her ass whoever pulled me off would be crowned King Arthur. 

The comments on some of these items are hilarious


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[Dennis Taylor 19,365]

4 hours ago, Auto Driller said:

How do you think that first conversation with the AD went?

Harsin: I need another 150k in the budget. I want an assistant HC.

AD: Good idea. What are you thinking? Maybe a HC with a winning track record in D2? Or a position coach from a recruiting hotbed state?

Harsin: uh….I’m actually thinking of taking this in a slightly different direction. She was a, um, cheerleader back at Boise State.

AD: how does this qualify for a position on a high profile college football coaching staff?

Harsin: well most recently she was an intern hosting recruits during their on campus visits.

AD: ……

……..

Don’t fuck this up.

Do you not understand the difference between Assistant Head Coach and Assistant to the Head Coach...?

One is, you know, a coach... and the other answers the phone, replies to emails, picks up dry cleaning, wears short dresses, blows him...stuff like that . They're pretty dissimilar roles

[0xdeadbeef 1,699]

3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Do you not understand the difference between Assistant Head Coach and Assistant to the Head Coach...?

One is, you know, a coach... and the other answers the phone, replies to emails, picks up dry cleaning, wears short dresses, blows him...stuff like that . They're pretty dissimilar roles

Assistant Head Coach and Assistant to the Head Coach are kind-a the same ... they're both the Head Coach's bitch.

 

[Wishbone 4,958]

8 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Do you not understand the difference between Assistant Head Coach and Assistant to the Head Coach...?

One is, you know, a coach... and the other answers the phone, replies to emails, picks up dry cleaning, wears short dresses, blows him…stuff like that . They're pretty dissimilar roles

I’d have to require multiple interviews to be sure of the right candidate for that position.

Edited February 6, 2022 by Wishbone

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[DaggerHorns 3,170]

6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

JerseyMan just came.

So did I. I don’t know how, I wasn’t even breathing hard.

It was probably her thighs…

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

4 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

Regardless of your age, you can give a rim job and have a guy finish in your mouth. Age is just a number, grandpa.

 

You’re tellin me. When it comes down to it all anyone really needs is a case of peanut butter and 3 puppies

[Underdog 29,196]

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

The comments on some of these items are hilarious


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You’ve never seen this? 

Kid is a national treasure. 

[TreatyOak 17,398]

3 hours ago, quigley said:

Another option: Going for 2

[NWAustinDude 2,266]

On 2/4/2022 at 3:01 PM, Beau Vine said:

Brrrce upgraded to a brand new, hot-ass wife about 10 years ago:

She always gets her necklace later in the evening.

[Underdog 29,196]

On 2/4/2022 at 4:01 PM, Beau Vine said:

Brrrce upgraded to a brand new, hot-ass wife about 10 years ago:

 

[Rimbo 27,036]

20 minutes ago, Underdog said:

 

...and the lucky spice is... paprika! "Oh thank you, thank you! You've made me the happiest spice in the world!"

 

edit: By the way, my name is Tim and I'm always available. I also do engine work on BMW's.

Edited February 6, 2022 by Rimbo

[TexasGolf 5,466]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

 

 

[RDCanecutter 26,898]

6 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Doesn't have to be in time order, but Jimbo definitely gets a season even though he wasn't SEC at the time. 

Need to fictionalize the corch characters. Build up a story of success about a maybe-Saban, then it turns out we're watching Mike Price. I WANT 37 SHRIMP COCKTAILS on my FRIEND'S credit card number. Yeah, charge it to the room. All of it to ho, I mean to go.

[JFKFC 4,978]

3 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

 

[Longboard Horn 41,363]

[Nivek 17,415]

15 hours ago, quigley said:

Another option: Going for 2

He's a mormon?

[Bigbend1812 13,060]

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

He's a mormon?

 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

 

 

Todd Graham :

 

[tx 3 putt 78,708]

6 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

did he tap that ass before or after the meeting ?

Edited February 6, 2022 by tx 3 putt

[JFKFC 4,978]

https://247sports.com/college/auburn/Article/PMARSHONAU-End-of-Harsins-time-as-Auburn-football-coach-appears-imminent-182387023/

 

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Nothing is finalized, but signs point to Bryan Harsin’s time as Auburn’s head coach ending very soon.

 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

Just now, JFKFC said:

https://247sports.com/college/auburn/Article/PMARSHONAU-End-of-Harsins-time-as-Auburn-football-coach-appears-imminent-182387023/

 

 

 

 

[demos 3,036]

[LTtxfan 50,007]

44 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Nothing is finalized, but signs point to Bryan Harsin’s time as Auburn’s head coach ending very soon.

 

Edited February 6, 2022 by LTtxfan

[LTtxfan 50,007]

[Parliament 14,598]

I've never cheated on my wife with a dime half my age, so help me understand what happens after he's fired.  Does he go to a hotel and wait for divorce papers?  Call her sister and ask her to help mediate a reconciliation?  And in what scenarios does he end up staying together with the mistress?

Seems to me like a year from now, the only person who MIGHT be happy is Harsin's soon to be ex.  

[Auto Driller 2,567]

1 minute ago, Parliament said:

I've never cheated on my wife with a dime half my age, so help me understand what happens after he's fired.  Does he go to a hotel and wait for divorce papers?  Call her sister and ask her to help mediate a reconciliation?  And in what scenarios does he end up staying together with the mistress?

Seems to me like a year from now, the only person who MIGHT be happy is Harsin's soon to be ex.  

He can look forward to dividing his assets into two piles and getting to keep one.

[westexhorn 2,167]

5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I've never cheated on my wife with a dime half my age, so help me understand what happens after he's fired.  Does he go to a hotel and wait for divorce papers?  Call her sister and ask her to help mediate a reconciliation?  And in what scenarios does he end up staying together with the mistress?

Seems to me like a year from now, the only person who MIGHT be happy is Harsin's soon to be ex.  

Not sure about all that but it would be great if we could get Harsin to start posting in the sugar baby thread though

[Gaffords 778]

16 hours ago, TexasGolf said:

 

Never gets old, and never fails to make me laugh when it shows up in a thread.

[South Austin 53,228]

38 minutes ago, westexhorn said:

Not sure about all that but it would be great if we could get Harsin to start posting in the sugar baby thread though

That fucker would outspend us all.

[Not a cat 5,808]

53 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I've never cheated on my wife with a dime half my age, 

So you've cheated with old hot chicks and young ugly ones?  I can respect that.

[Gidnik 3,496]

On 2/4/2022 at 9:12 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

From secrant

 

 

is that some kind of elephant glory hole? 

[Rimbo 27,036]

You can't put a price on ass, but Harsin's sure trying to.

[Beau Vine 55,867]

 

[Beau Vine 55,867]

 

 

[Post Oak 20,570]

13 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

Never change barner

[Tex Pete 21,489]

16 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

I think it was actually a protest against Harsin and they were actually chanting “Know Harsin, know piece!”

[Kennythetiger 9,632]

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

If that guy’s trying to keep a wife and a girlfriend happy, he will know no peace, I can tell you that. 

[tx 3 putt 78,708]

2 hours ago, Parliament said:

I've never cheated on my wife with a dime half my age, so help me understand what happens after he's fired.  Does he go to a hotel and wait for divorce papers?  Call her sister and ask her to help mediate a reconciliation?  And in what scenarios does he end up staying together with the mistress?

Seems to me like a year from now, the only person who MIGHT be happy is Harsin's soon to be ex.  

he’ll sign the papers while the side piece is  blowing him

 

[Dennis Taylor 19,365]

1 hour ago, Gidnik said:

is that some kind of elephant glory hole? 

I believe that's exactly what it is

[HornsOverIthaca 2,339]

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

If that guy’s trying to keep a wife and a girlfriend happy, he will know no peace, I can tell you that. 

It didn't work for Harry Hill in Goodfellas.

[jeevsie 3,789]

Whodaheckis Harry Hill?

[Pato del Muerto 53,528]

What has harsin done to warrant any level of support for him?

[Texzilla58 4,792]

Whodaheckis Harry Hill?

That was the witness protection name the DoJ came up with for Henry.

[Goodman 3,283]

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

What has harsin done to warrant any level of support for him?

Drama. It makes a fast becoming soulless sport, interesting when we've sucked ass for 11 years.