Ryan Leaf predicts the SEC…..

[Nueces River Rat 5,530]

Edited August 24, 2021 by Nueces River Rat

[Born Burnt 6,147]

[The Grassy Nole 43]

Ummm... What?  I guess Leaf is desperate for traffic?

[Lerka Lerka 1,086]

[BurntOrange&White 39,667]

I’m assuming he’s back on the sauce?

[markstanco 12,509]

Did he get an aggy judge when sentenced for beating his wife last year and had to post that?

Anyhow. I bet Texags loves this guy.

[Harrison Bergeron 1,798]

This is crazy. Leach will win more than five.

[Vertigo 20,267]

[ousux 5,587]

Always suspected Leaf was secretly aggy

[TexasEx 1,667]

[Pimphand 5,600]

 

 

[Dnaguy 11,777]

Looks like Leaf is off the wagon again.

 

That prediction is a cry for help.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,068]

Dude's always been a meathead. 

[JFKFC 4,878]

[Pimphand 5,600]

 

 

 

[CurlyDumps 4,440]

Pretty odd to predict every team’s exact record. Who does that?

[Bigbend1812 12,892]

[Lou_Sassle 2,865]

[Catdaddyhorn 3,444]

Does he work for the SEC network now? That dude has 9 lives when it comes to media jobs. 

[T-shirt Sip 2,097]

This is awesome. Its just adding a higher peak to the inevitable aggy rollercoaster crash. I hope all those weird bastards are eating this shit up. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,708]

Such a shame to see him relapse. Hopefully he can get the help he needs because this may have been his worst episode yet 

[Deej 76,570]

Vicodin is a helluva a drug.

In other news, aggy just built a statue of Ryan Leaf. It's on the other side of a Dixie Chicken Men's room glory hole. 

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

18 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Seriously, how does he keep getting hired?   In an era when people are ruined forever because someone discovers they made an insensitive joke years ago, this fucking guy (a) has said way worse things than a lot of the people who are getting cancelled from public life, and (b) has already had like 5 different redemption opportunities and has blown them all through criminal acts or just general assholery.   

Fucking a

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Vicodin is a helluva a drug.

In other news, aggy just built a statue of Ryan Leaf. It's on the other side of a Dixie Chicken Men's room glory hole. 

A bathroom stall with a bronze Dick sticking out of it is probably the best symbol for aggy possible 

[Xcalibur 546]

[Pimphand 5,600]

2 hours ago, Xcalibur said:

Man this year I think Clem is gonna fall from the highest heights of his life...  They are so convinced that even with a new QB they will be better than with Mond and that last season's narrow miss against Vandy is meaningless but that they got LSU and Florida on a dipshit roll last year also was meaningless.

It's going to be a spectacle for sure....

[Nueces River Rat 5,530]

5 hours ago, T-shirt Sip said:

This is awesome. Its just adding a higher peak to the inevitable aggy rollercoaster crash. I hope all those weird bastards are eating this shit up. 

I'm surprised Billy Liucii didn't retweet it.

[mdleast 8,263]

Put it on their wall...

[ztejas 43,266]

So on top of aggy going 12-0 he has UK and Ole Miss at 10-2? 

Is there something I missed about those two teams?

Another question: 

Who is Bama's 2nd loss? Is he taking Ole Miss over Bama? If so - who is Ole Miss' 2nd loss?

[TexArcher 37,525]

Kentucky's gonna go 10-2.  At football?

And Bama's gonna finish third in the SEC West.  At football?

I've been on Vicodin a couple of times, but I don't remember it turning me into Corky from Life Goes On.

[markstanco 12,509]

The MGM has KY at 7 wins., Ole Miss at 7.5, and aggy at9.5.

Sounds like Leaf needs to bet his life savings on these games or he is just putting out shock jock fodder.  I wonder which it is.

[Pimphand 5,600]

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

The MGM has KY at 7 wins., Ole Miss at 7.5, and aggy at9.5.

Sounds like Leaf needs to bet his life savings on these games or he is just putting out shock jock fodder.  I wonder which it is.

We need a Vegas prop bet for Ryan Leaf's life savings amount..

[n64ra 1,078]

Bama at 3rd in the West. Oh okay...

[52-80 19,097]

it's the SEC - why can't they all be 12-0?  (except for Vandy)

[Nueces River Rat 5,530]

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Kentucky's gonna go 10-2.  At football?

And Bama's gonna finish third in the SEC West.  At football?

I've been on Vicodin a couple of times, but I don't remember it turning me into Corky from Life Goes On.

I had a crush on Becca...  Hey I was 17 and she was 14 in 1989..   That was ok?  Right?  

 

She started the series kind of a  nerd and ended looking pretty hot!   

[hpslugga 4,044]

He probably thinks West Texas A&M will take him back because of this.

[smwhorn 481]

I'm sure Texags thinks he's the greatest mind ever.

[Jive Turkey 12,568]

18 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

I’m assuming he’s back on the sauce?

tell me you're an alcoholic without telling me you're an alcoholic.

aggy to go undefeated!

[Pimphand 5,600]

Haynes King is the new Ryan Leaf? 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

On 8/24/2021 at 12:10 AM, ousux said:

Always suspected Leaf was secretly aggy

He was briefly the golf and QB coach at West Texas A&M.  So it's not that secret.  

[JimmyJames 12,271]

All this means is aggy will massively underachieve this year so nothing but good news coming from this thread.

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Has Tony Mandarich weighed in on his SEC thoughts yet?

[Pimphand 5,600]

19 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Has Tony Mandarich weighed in on his SEC thoughts yet?

Old Ante Josip is a veritable hall of famer compared to Leafman ;-)

[cmontexas 3,254]

As a young kid I thought the Colts were making a big mistake taking Manning over Leaf

[aggie08 21,434]

Damn. We used to get Pat Forde and Kirk Herbstreit making fools of themselves predicting that this was our year. We're reduced to Ryan Leaf? How the [pretend] mighty have fallen.