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Neonmoon

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6 hours ago, Hornlover said:

In case y'all were wondering what kind of mega genius we're dealing with here, @alphahorn has himself a blog, where I found out that not only is he a super-doctor, but he's also a legendary investment banker too.

Not too often you meet a Columbia MBA Grad/Doctor that has worked at Smith Barney, First Boston, Merck, Pfizer, and also took time to develop his own trading system in his spare time.

In other news, I think my $50 is safe.

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Dr. Martin received his undergraduate (BA) from Goshen College, his Masters of Science from Ball State University, and his Doctorate (PhD) from the University of Virginia.

So not a medical doctor, but same difference, he can Google with the best of them

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Neonmoon

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Btw, this about section is amazing 

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His first invention was a laser integrated system to target and treat inoperable tumors. His mathematics helped unravel the way the human body processes hormones and led to the detection and treatment of many diseases. His observation of human behavior led to his development of technology which deciphers the intention and motivation of communication – a technology that has impacted and saved the lives of billions. His global business activities served to develop the world’s top-performing global equity index (including the CNBC IQ100 powered by M·CAM). He’s brought the world’s largest white-collar criminals to justice and brought the world’s most oppressed and disenfranchised transformative ways to engage. From the starry expanses of Mongolia to the flashing lights of New York, his work is as passion-filled whether it’s with a camel herder or a global CEO.

He tells his own story in the critically acclaimed documentary Future Dreaming and breaks down economic injustice in Patent Wars.  An author, public speaker, business visionary, professor, researcher, oracle, father, and friend, David is a man Fully Living.

All that was in the first 50 years, now that he is warmed up even greater things are coming! Equipped with his ‘Integral Accounting insights’ and his ‘Breathing Enterprise implementation’, what’s happening today is more interesting than everything before. And the best thing of all is that, if you’d like to experience what it’s like to be fully living, you can be part of the action!  Together with Kim Martin – the woman that taught him some of his most important lessons about fully living – and a core team of masterful colleagues, you too can step into the full essence of what it means to Fully Live!

Dr. David E. Martin is the Founder and Chairman of M·CAM Inc., the international leader in innovation finance, trade, and intangible asset finance. He is the developer of the first innovation-based quantitative index of public equities and is the Managing Partner of the Purple Bridge Funds.  He is the creator of the world’s first quantitative public equity index – the CNBC IQ100 powered by M·CAM.  Actively engaged in global ethical economic development, Dr. Martin’s work includes financial engineering and investment, public speaking, writing and providing financial advisory services to the majority of countries in the world.  Dr. Martin is the architect and founder of the Global Innovation Commons and is the author of the international legal framework for the Heritable Knowledge Trust and Heritable Innovation Trust programs.  He has pioneered global programs to bring corporate and stock market transparency to multi-national extractive industries and has been instrumental in repatriating value to countries which have been subject to corporate and financial abuses.  His work on ethical engagement and stewardship of community and commons-based value interests is at the forefront of global financial innovation.  Dr. Martin is a Batten Fellow at the University of Virginia’s Darden Graduate School of Business Administration.  He served as Chair of Economic Innovation for the UN-affiliated Intergovernmental Renewable Energy Organization and has served as an advisor to numerous Central Banks, global economic forums, the World Bank and International Finance Corporation, and national governments.

A spokesperson for global financial and intangible asset accountability and quality reform, Dr. Martin has worked closely with the United States Congress and numerous trade and financial regulatory agencies in the United States, Europe, and Asia in advocating and deploying infrastructure to support growing reliance on contract and proprietary rights in business transactions. Under the leadership of Dr. Martin, M·CAM has supported the modernization of banking, intangible asset, tax, and accounting laws through its work with oversight agencies and policy makers. 

Dr. Martin has founded several for-profit and not-for-profit companies and organizations and serves on several boards.  He was a Co-Chair of the ADC (Australia Davos Connection) Forum’s Leadership Retreat and Critical Infrastructure and Cybersecurity Councils.  He was the founding Director of Melbourne’s Centre of Applied Innovation.  He served as Chairman and CEO of eSurface®. He was the founding CEO of Mosaic Technologies, Inc., a company that developed and commercialized technologies in advanced computational linguistics, dynamic data compression and encryption, electrical field transmission, medical diagnostics, and stealth/anechoic. He was a founding member of Japan’s Institute for Interface Science and Technology (IIST). He founded and served as Executive Director of the Charlottesville Venture Group. He has served as a board member for the Research Institute for Small and Emerging Business (Washington, D.C.), the Academy for Augmenting Grassroots Technological Innovations (India), the Charlottesville Regional Chamber of Commerce (Virginia), and the Charlottesville Industrial Development Agency (Virginia), Humanitad (U.K), Global Urban Development, and many other agencies dedicated to ethical human development.  As international policy contributor, economist and futurist, Dr. Martin’s work at The Arlington Institute (U.S.) included accurately forecasting the global financial crisis of 2008 and working with the launch of Singapore’s Risk Assessment Horizon Scanning initiative. 

Dr. Martin’s work as a Fellow of the Batten Institute at the Darden Graduate School of Business Administration at the University of Virginia and his related work at the Indian Institute for Management Ahmedabad, India, has brought unprecedented curricular focus to areas of intangible-asset risk management, finance, and accounting standards. In addition to his academic work, Dr. Martin has closely advised innovation-based finance and investment programs in India, Bermuda, Brazil, China, Denmark, the European Union, the United Kingdom, South Africa, the Islamic Republic of Iran, the United States, Mongolia, Egypt, Ecuador, Singapore, Germany, Slovenia, Vietnam, and the United Arab Emirates. He has served as the Constitutional and Economic advisor to the Autonomy Committee of East New Britain and New Ireland, Papua New Guinea and has worked with ethical trade frameworks for the Kingdom of Tonga, the Independent State of Samoa, Fiji, and Papua New Guinea. 

His work has been the subject of two internationally awarded documentaries, Patent Wars which highlights his work on reform of the global innovation system and Future Dreaming: A Conversation with David Martin which is a dialogue about humanity and its optimal interaction in the universe.  He has spoken at the United Nations General Assembly on citizen-led peacemaking initiatives and has been featured on Bloomberg television and HBO’s Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.   

A speaker, author, business executive and futurist, Dr. Martin’s work has been engaged in every country on Earth.  He works with his family in every endeavor of life.  Together with his wife Kim, he directs the Breathing Enterprise workshops and facilitates implementation of Integral Accounting.  Dr. Martin received his undergraduate (BA) from Goshen College, his Masters of Science from Ball State University, and his Doctorate (PhD) from the University of Virginia.

 

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alpha might be the craziest poster we've ever had.  He's damn sure on the Mt. Rushmore.  Shitting out his intestinal linings because of taking too much ivermectin should probably be on his list of accomplishments though.  Got to keep that bio up to date.

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37 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Why is a Columbia grad investment banker guy pretending to be a Longhorn on a message board to spread his love of horse paste?

His LInkedIn suggests Texas undergrad before Columbia MBA. Presumably, that was prior to his trip to med school, although that's unlisted on Linkedin

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25 minutes ago, Deej said:

How much for his one-day seminars?

I'll pay $1000 if he does an hour long podcast for us.  Let's make it happen.  

edit: can go to NIL, why not

But first question:  how are you so smart?  nature?  nurture?  horse paste? combo?

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50 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Btw, this about section is amazing 

 

This is pretty incredible ... in more ways than one.

I thought you just made that stuff up.

I do take issue with a couple of things, though.

1) What's with the gratuitous shot at camel herders??? (And, btw, the correct term is "persuaders of humped, even-toed ungulates".)

2) Nary a mention of his groundbreaking contributions to the Surl?  I feel slightly slighted.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

To be clear, Dr. Martin is not Alphahorn. He's just a luminary that Alphahorn cites as an expert whose advice is worth listening to

 

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Wasn't David Martin the guy that made the "Plandemic" videos?

One more simple question for @alphahorn...do you buy into Martin's Plandemic conspiracy?

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At least he uses the word "alpha." That word is really underused on the Internet these days and needs to be used with more frequency. It's a canine hierarchy system where the lead dog has a tribal tattoo, or something. The two most alpha activities a human can do are rejecting vaccinations and dousing a kettlebell in Axe Body Spray. If you have to ask yourself whether or not you're alpha, you aren't. If you find yourself in that situation you have to buy a kettlebell that is shaped like Thor's hammer. Immediately upon purchase you will become alpha. Boom! Welcome to the show, Big Dog. 

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A few additional comment here. 

I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure alphahorn pretended to be an insider in the urban Meyer thread and claimed he was coming to Texas. 

Either this guy is the biggest idiot on the site, or he truly is a Russian fake person who’s doing his part to spread disinformation in the US. 

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14 hours ago, Hornlover said:

In case y'all were wondering what kind of mega genius we're dealing with here, @alphahorn has himself a blog, where I found out that not only is he a super-doctor, but he's also a legendary investment banker too.

Not too often you meet a Columbia MBA Grad/Doctor that has worked at Smith Barney, First Boston, Merck, Pfizer, and also took time to develop his own trading system in his spare time.

In other news, I think my $50 is safe.

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Elliot Wave Analysis : Stock price behavior :: Hydroxyclorowhatever : Covid cures

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7 hours ago, Hornlover said:

His LInkedIn suggests Texas undergrad before Columbia MBA. Presumably, that was prior to his trip to med school, although that's unlisted on Linkedin

Soometimes with LinkedIn, less is more ya know? I left off my stops at the JPL and Cold Spring Harbor but I definitely listed the year at Hooters because that got a lot more cold calls.

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1 minute ago, Celery Man said:

Lol so this is politics

Right!? That's what I'm saying! Even our resident "just asking questions" posters and vaccine concern trolls are looking at alpha and saying, "Dude, tap the brakes. You're making us all look bad." If we can't all come together and laugh about this, then what was the point of fighting a war after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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36 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Lol so this is politics

I’d like to think our overlords are just taking this awesome thread all over.  Next will be baseball, followed by lulz, etc. 

Kind of like when King Tut traveled all over the world when we were kids.  Some things just need to be shared…

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2 hours ago, Chooky said:

You posted in blackface and that's probably why this is in the Cloak Room.

Yaaaay! Chooky finally got an avatar! I was tired of the plain C. Welcome to 2021, mofo.

Also, there is a shit on blast thread somewhere like in Pee but I think it should be moved to somewhere more visable. Like where only few can post but everyone can read? Is Can't Sit With Us like that? Then we can "report post" to the mods and tell them we request the gold be put in the  "Shit on blast thread".   We can follow it and it will let us know to go look at it.  Somebody who knows things figure this out plz.  

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Horn Under a Bad Sign

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2 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

About ten yards from me I have some abemectin in a locked chemical storage. It works great on spider mites.

At the start of this goddamn parade of idiocy it didn't cross my mind that I might have to hide it. 

 


And at the end of this goddamn parade of idiocy it crossed your mind that you might have to take it. Amirite?

Seriously, this has been one of the funniest things I've read in a very long time. Kudos to Alphahorn for the laughs.

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