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1 hour ago, BamaATL said:

Fuck MS13 insurance there is a remote chance something might actually happen, this is the ticket right here.  A monthly title insurance subscription plan for a plot of land in heaven is what we need to do.   

The possibilities are endless:

Heaven Home Builder

Heaven Realtor/Broker

Heaven Pool Installer

Heaven concierge medicine contracts

Heaven law services

I see an entire new cottage industry to suck the idiots dry.   

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All this said…. my wife and I were members of an SBC church in Fort Worth when we lived there. SBC until our church allowed our many gay couples to be pictured together in our church directory li

SubliminalHorn
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Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

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Why are these assholes expressing a political opinion either way?  Fuck em. Pay taxes. ETA:  I am generally a defender of religious tax exemptions for churches that stay in their lane.  But, as s

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Football booster club is a better alternative.

No. lol

I was in the football and baseball booster clubs for multiple sons. Glad to be out of it now.

Half the interactions were like this.

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Posted in the education thread too, Oklahoma Supreme Court rejects zealots' attempts at a publicly funded Catholic charter school. What pisses me off the most is that the Archbishop in OKC and the Bishop of Tulsa are listed as the members of the school and have been promoting it publicly. Just more proof that religious folks give zero shits about anyone but themselves. So glad I broke free of my catholic upbringing. 

https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/ok-supreme-court-rules-catholic-charter-school-unconstitutional?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR39xW5jcAgzZfMfsBee4oVbjdvBFKVamIkwf1k6IaMTb5hU1KcvnM58Row_aem_zTyYgW4254OY1DuZJqEheQ

 

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And that end of work, end of life, Sabbath, heaven master planned community, ready to move in on Sundays...Home Builder for the 7-days of your ascension?  You guessed it.  David WEEKLY

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29 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I can tell this is scam because no way God is speaking Mexican or using metric units.  We don’t do those things here in the USA. 


only commies and hippies use the metric system !!!

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1 minute ago, bluto said:

Hello friends

 

I think it's pretty well-settled that the most evil, cruel "movement" in the western world is "evangelical Christianity."  There is no depth they won't sink to, no evil they won't perpetrate, first and foremost to satisfy their own greed and lust (for sex and power).  The only people who argue otherwise are....evangelical Christians. 

By the way, change the location to "the arab/muslim world" and change "evangelical Christians" to "Islamofascists," and the statements above fit perfectly.

The coincidence is no coincidence at all.

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40 minutes ago, bluto said:

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Technically speaking, isn't that correct? If she said send me money or I will expose you, that is a crime. Not that it makes any of this any less disgusting, but there may be an actual legal issue here for her if that is what happened. 

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9 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Technically speaking, isn't that correct? If she said send me money or I will expose you, that is a crime. Not that it makes any of this any less disgusting, but there may be an actual legal issue here for her if that is what happened. 

Sure, if she makes a "threat of exposure." Nothing in the Independent article says she actually threatened him. She wrote,“Twenty-three years after you began destroying my life, I am still dealing with the pain and damage you caused. I want some type of restitution. Pray about it and call me."

It seems pretty clear that he was simply trying to intimidate her.

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35 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Could y'all stop posting satire accounts?  kthanksbai

Chill bro…

that community note got posted after I posted it. 
 

And it sounds exactly like something radical right wing churches works do. Prove me wrong 

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25 minutes ago, softlynow said:

Sure, if she makes a "threat of exposure." Nothing in the Independent article says she actually threatened him. She wrote,“Twenty-three years after you began destroying my life, I am still dealing with the pain and damage you caused. I want some type of restitution. Pray about it and call me."

It seems pretty clear that he was simply trying to intimidate her.

Got it. I was just going off the email that was posted there, which didn't include her original message. 

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7 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

A lot like a pyramid scheme, their business model requires them to recruit others, and yes it's a business.  So fat chance of that happening any time soon.  

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42 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

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You can always depend on Oklahoma to focus on the important things. Forget the crumbling infrastructure, high paying jobs being outsourced, or paying teachers peanuts. As long as the Bible is in schools it's all good.

How long until Kansas and Texas follow suit?

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8 minutes ago, Okie State said:

You can always depend on Oklahoma to focus on the important things. Forget the crumbling infrastructure, high paying jobs being outsourced, or paying teachers peanuts. As long as the Bible is in schools it's all good.

How long until Kansas and Texas follow suit?

Not long. Right wingism is all the rage.

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21 hours ago, TeeDubya said:

Ryan Walters is a complete toady fucktard.  Billable hours shall ensue.

Relatives who teach there said the Bible was barely mentioned in what he is trying to cite as his justification, that he was unwilling to point out what statute mandates this Bible stuff, and that elected state officials are already publicly warning school districts to tread lightly and read the statutes carefully and not what Walters is claiming.  One of my cousins texted me that her school district’s leadership are flipping out because parents have already contacted them and told them to expect lawsuits if they are pushing the Bible stuff in the fall.  Even though in theory then lawsuits should be handled at the state level, the guidelines are not clear for the districts in terms of what to actually do, and so it’s going to be a fucking mess.

She had 20 kids in her class last school year, and said if you asked the parents how religion should be taught, you’d have 20 different ideas.  They have four schools in their district, and their legal resources are extremely slim.

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20 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

Well, you see, the very people who think government is broken and should be dismantled and stripped and sold off to contractors are the very same people who think the same government should be teaching religion,

20 hours ago, BamaATL said:

A lot like a pyramid scheme, their business model requires them to recruit others, and yes it's a business.  So fat chance of that happening any time soon.  

Yep.  This should not surprise anybody, given the steep decline/changes in religious affiliations, church attendance, etc.  if you’re losing the olds, try to get them back with the youth.

And as church attendance declines, expect these kids of measures to ramp up.

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A lot like a pyramid scheme, their business model requires them to recruit others, and yes it's a business.  So fat chance of that happening any time soon.  

According to to The Great Commission Jesus came to them and said:
“Go therefore and annoy thy neighbors”
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On 6/27/2024 at 4:56 PM, SubliminalHorn said:

Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

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On 6/27/2024 at 5:56 PM, SubliminalHorn said:

Can these fucking christians just leave the rest of us alone? You want to teach your kids about your sky daddy and your particular mythology? Go for it. Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone 

Good advice for anyone that wants to push their ideology off on other people’s kids in a school environment. Can we just all focus on some math and biology and chemistry. Mix in some civics and reading comprehension. Less ideological indoctrination all the way around. 

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Good advice for anyone that wants to push their ideology off on other people’s kids in a school environment. 

You're saying this just vaguely enough to fit in at Sunday school so they think you're talking about the evil gay agenda trying to groom their children, rather than the Sunday school teacher 

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22 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Good advice for anyone that wants to push their ideology off on other people’s kids in a school environment. Can we just all focus on some math and biology and chemistry. Mix in some civics and reading comprehension. Less ideological indoctrination all the way around. 

Both sides!

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On 6/27/2024 at 9:55 AM, C-Man said:

Oklahoma state superintendent announces all schools must incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments in curriculums

https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/27/us/oklahoma-schools-bible-curriculum/index.html

If I were a teacher, I would be happy to do exactly that. 

“Okay, class. Let’s open up our Bibles to First Thessalonians and, for today’s lesson, we’ll discuss exactly why this particular chapter of the Bible is also fictional bullshit (just like the rest of the book).”

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4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

is that some sorta bizarre imagery?  I have a number of questions about that picture, I don't know where to start.  Maybe with an ass enhance?  

AI generated weirdness like that is like 90% of boomer facebook now

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I know Catholics aren’t evangelical but they are acting more and more like them, so I found this relevant. Pretty sure you already know what you did assholes, what on earth do you think this would accomplish? 
 

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I know the term.  It is my understanding it’s spelled “metamour’ like ‘paramour’, not metamore. 

Oh, yeah, I corrected that last night. I'm a millennial, so naturally I think of the band Paramore when spelling metamour.

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