I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before

[shadow_operative 15932]

and to be honest with you, i wanted to see a blue duck. 

[Spoetzl 181]

What’s today?

October?

[BigDHornfan 6545]

How bout you sideburns?
You want some of this milk?

[Celery Man 20933]

Did you see that guy’s balls?

[Prepuce of Doom 21053]

[futureman 22444]

Joyce?

[South Austin 52454]

[shadow_operative 15932]

6 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:

How bout you sideburns?
You want some of this milk?

rather have a beer.

[shadow_operative 15932]

5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

you make a post like this in my billy madison thread again, and i'll cut your tongue out and feed it to my wolf pups. 

[someguy 1508]

7 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Did you see that guy’s balls?

yah, they were weird looking.

 

That little boy's gotta think, you got a pet, you got a responsibility.

[Baboontyme 2809]

Billy likes to drink soda. 

Ms. Lippy's car is green..

[Bogeywon 2519]

You got a dog you got a responsibility

[NorthLoop 14183]

Nudie magazine day!

[shadow_operative 15932]

personal anecdote- one time when i was in the looney bin (shoal creek) there was this nurse tech named Carl, and he had to come wake me up at 5am so they could take me over to Seton to do an EEG. when i saw Carl standing in the doorway i said, "CARL. GOOD TO SEE YOU." he did not get the joke however. /csb 

[Baboontyme 2809]

Back in the first few months of my oldest kid's kindergarten year, I used to amuse the shit out of myself by asking him every few days walking home if there was a new kid named Billy in his classroom that day, who was a little bigger and older than the rest. I used to throw in the occasional alternating anecdotes about him "being really good at dodgeball", or that I heard he has awesome snack packs in his lunch. /notthatcsb

[Biff Tannen 45665]

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!

[futureman 22444]

is that it, dad? did the penguin tell you to do this?

[Henry Hill 3156]

[Biff Tannen 45665]

O’Doyle rules!

[BigDHornfan 6545]

On 8/29/2021 at 1:09 AM, Henry Hill said:

I bet Ms.Lippy had quite the bush

[Incredulity 11654]

So..Hot!  Want to touch the hiney... Arrooooo!

[Angry Gorilla 1766]

The mucus queen is yours.

Thanks man!!

[Chuckie Finster 22694]

I'll give you a grown up

[demos 3002]

If peeing your pants is cool, I’m Miles Davis.

[lateshow 1304]

Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. 

[Pam Cummings 9639]

I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.

[billfromlaketravis 11448]

[South Austin 52454]

Brian Madison:  "Oh, Billy Billy boy. When are you gonna find what ever it is you're looking for?"

Billy Madison:  "Here's a nice piece of shit."

[shadow_operative 15932]

sorry daddy.

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Are you some damned moron?!?

[BayouBill 835]

[Constant 6723]

I hate cursive and I hate all of you!

[DallasHorn26 586]

Chlorophyll, more like borophyll.

[lateshow 1304]

17 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.

If you would've told me that you had delicious Triscuit crackers, I would've had some. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

1 hour ago, DallasHorn26 said:

Chlorophyll, more like borophyll.

My buddy 100% yelled this out in our freshman bio class.  

[oSuJeff97 3435]

22 hours ago, lateshow said:

Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. 

CONDITIONER IS BETTER! I MAKE THE HAIR SILKY AND SMOOTH.

[South Austin 52454]

That's not fair. Rizzuto's not a word. He's a baseball player. You're cheating!

[shadow_operative 15932]

no milk will ever be our milk.

[4th&Five 41516]

23 hours ago, BayouBill said:

Kid can’t even read. 
 

 

[BigDHornfan 6545]

I’ll be your snack pack!

[Guadaloopy 10960]

Man… I’m glad I called THAT guy.  

[shadow_operative 15932]

YOU BLEW IT!

[Biff Tannen 45665]

[Quagmire 2147]

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of arse, I know from experience dude.

[South Austin 52454]

21 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of arse, I know from experience dude.

[lateshow 1304]

Are you going to the mall later? That's what I'm asking. 

[Biff Tannen 45665]

Actually I stole this shirt from Frank. 
 

[shadow_operative 15932]

[Scheiss Meister 8407]

Anytime something goes missing in our house, that damned sasquatch always gets blamed.

[Henry Hill 3156]

On 9/1/2021 at 8:06 AM, South Austin said: