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51 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Jesus, you 75 degree thermostat guys need to be more active, get your blood flowing and body temp up.  I keep my AC between 70-71 during the day, 67 degrees at night. Any warmer and I'm hot. Wife complains about it constantly though. Working on taking over the whole upstairs so I can keep it cold without her suffering. 

Opposite direction for me. I’m a great big fat guy and I want it 70 degrees. 

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5 hours ago, nineliveslost said:

There you go again. Upstairs AND downstairs !!😁

Probably have a pool also...

A pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you. Natural spring water.

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4 hours ago, Snacks said:

shiiiiit... it'll be 86k announced, but the searing 3:30pm heat will have that shit empty. 

It’ll be announced a sell out but there will be empty seats of course

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5 hours ago, Red Five said:

This happened to me in a previous life when I was married. Came home after work and the power was out. "Oh I guess I haven't paid it in awhile". Yeah she hadn't paid it in like four months.

Back when you could emulate satelite receivers/cards I had a girlfriend whose only bill to pay was the directv. When she fucked that up it totally fucked up my emulation scheme. I was getting every local channel in the country and free porn, so my pic in pic game was off the charts. She got bounced out of the house, shortly there after. Worthless bitch. 

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I will be happy if we get to 30 and hold them in the teens. Anything less will give me concern.

In all honesty, this should be an easy win. We have much more talent than them, we just need top notch coaching (because they have that). It’s just been a decade since we have seen good Texas football, so I’ll still believe it when I see it. But this video was the best hype video I saw for the season. I hope the Homer is right. 
 

 

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6 hours ago, Red Five said:

This happened to me in a previous life when I was married. Came home after work and the power was out. "Oh I guess I haven't paid it in awhile". Yeah she hadn't paid it in like four months.

Mine was worse. Wife got a call from The Electric Company telling her that our power was about to be shut off in the next four hours for failure to pay the bill. If she wanted to avoid disconnection, they'd be happy to take her payment info over the phone. 

Thankfully she paid with a credit card, so that we could dispute the fraudulent charges and get the money back. 

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39 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Mine was worse. Wife got a call from The Electric Company telling her that our power was about to be shut off in the next four hours for failure to pay the bill. If she wanted to avoid disconnection, they'd be happy to take her payment info over the phone. 

Thankfully she paid with a credit card, so that we could dispute the fraudulent charges and get the money back. 

Man, utility fraud would be some next level Frank Abagnale shit

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1 hour ago, jinx said:

I will be happy if we get to 30 and hold them in the teens. Anything less will give me concern.

In all honesty, this should be an easy win. We have much more talent than them, we just need top notch coaching (because they have that). It’s just been a decade since we have seen good Texas football, so I’ll still believe it when I see it. But this video was the best hype video I saw for the season. I hope the Homer is right. 
 

 

That “hype” video is putting me to sleep

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

 

 

Napier Apparently said that Humphrey listed as questionable was a mistake 

Rubio was a starter at OL for seven games last year, and isn’t listed in the depth chart 

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I’m going to be at a house music festival in Chicago absolutely tripping my dick off around kickoff. If I look at my phone to see we lost I might actually have a seizure. Don’t be a murderer, Sark.

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11 minutes ago, Droopy said:

And those motherfuckers have the audacity to say our fans don't care?!?!

Right before kickoff I'm going to be arriving at a masquerade orgy party catered by Jason's Deli. If I look at my phone to see we're down at halftime I might lose my focus and poke someone's eye out with my wang. Hope Sark can live with that on his conscience.

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Right before kickoff I'm going to be arriving at a masquerade orgy party catered by Jason's Deli. If I look at my phone to see we're down at halftime I might lose my focus and poke someone's eye out with my wang. Hope Sark can live with that on his conscience.

Muff-a-lotta. Niceeeeee.
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6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Right before kickoff I'm going to be arriving at a masquerade orgy party catered by Jason's Deli. If I look at my phone to see we're down at halftime I might lose my focus and poke someone's eye out with my wang. Hope Sark can live with that on his conscience.

 

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7 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’m going to be at a house music festival in Chicago absolutely tripping my dick off around kickoff. If I look at my phone to see we lost I might actually have a seizure. Don’t be a murderer, Sark.

Ooo.  Username does not check out.

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OL shuffle, at least per their depth chart; their starting LT is out (their QB is left handed, so he's their second best tackle), and they moved their LG to LT, and the replacement guard is a third year guy who's only played one game in his first two seasons 

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