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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:

This is all a bit insane. Not your post. Just the way that some of these countries are dealing with this. 

Why is it insane that France is deciding that they are requiring their population to be vaccinated to be out in public?  I like it.  This is what NYC is doing.  It is a damned shame that the rest of the US is not following suit.  The idiocy in states like Florida and Texas is the reason why this fucking pandemic is still here two years after it first started.  And you, Ana, you are almost worse than the rest.  You know better, but you still do your both sides bullshit.

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7 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Why is it insane that France is deciding that they are requiring their population to be vaccinated to be out in public?  I like it.  This is what NYC is doing.  It is a damned shame that the rest of the US is not following suit.  The idiocy in states like Florida and Texas is the reason why this fucking pandemic is still here two years after it first started.  And you, Ana, you are almost worse than the rest.  You know better, but you still do your both sides bullshit.

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I do know better than to believe that this crazy authoritarian stick public health strategy will play out well. 

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No, you really don't.  But keep telling yourself that.  

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I sat for a while with my cousin over the summer. She runs a pretty big deal pulmonary research division in southern france. We talked a bit about everything from the French doc at an affiliate system that front ran HCQ to vaccines to policy to childhood vaccines. P you all good, but you ain't gonna harden me. Enjoy opining from your tourist bubble. 

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frying your lungs to own the libs. jfc just go get the shot already. there is no way it is more work than that
I am 100% supportive of these idiots continuing to chose the least effective and most harmful treatments rather than take the safe, effective and free jabs. May they all spend the rest of their miserable days broke, in pain, and full of regret due to the selfish, stupid decisions they made.
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9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
frying your lungs to own the libs. jfc just go get the shot already. there is no way it is more work than that

I am 100% supportive of these idiots continuing to chose the least effective and most harmful treatments rather than take the safe, effective and free jabs. May they all spend the rest of their miserable days broke, in pain, and full of regret due to the selfish, stupid decisions they made.

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If we treated this vaccine like every other before it and required it to attend schools and public places, then this would have been over a long time ago. We also need a comprehensive approach to the third world countries to stop any mutations. Anyone who says we shouldnt mandate this shit is a fucking idiot. This was politicized by a fucking orange buffoon and no one who opposes mandates can explain why with any sort of rational or reasonable basis. Its just fucking stupid. If any President before or after had been President at the time the shit hit the fan, we would have required masks everywhere, we would have mandated the vaccine, and we would have focused on getting the vaccines to third world nations. There would have been no hesitation, no complications. It would have saved millions of lives around the world. The idiot anti-vaxxers and anti-mandaters would have stayed in their basements and been told to shut the fuck up. And everyone would have moved forward without all of the stupidity that we currently are dealing with because an orange con man didnt want to lose an election more than he cared about public health. There are no two sides to this. 

We went to Italy in November and it was wonderful. Everyone wearing masks. Everyone showing their vax cards to get into places. It was amazing to watch everyone act normal like it used to be - everyone pulling together to take care of each other and allow the world to move forward.

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1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
frying your lungs to own the libs. jfc just go get the shot already. there is no way it is more work than that

I am 100% supportive of these idiots continuing to chose the least effective and most harmful treatments rather than take the safe, effective and free jabs. May they all spend the rest of their miserable days broke, in pain, and full of regret due to the selfish, stupid decisions they made.


howpfully they don’t forget to pop some viagra before cleansing their lungs 

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What We Know About COVID and Penis Size as Man Says It Shrunk His Genitals

Anecdotal reports have emerged from men who say their penis has decreased in size after having COVID—but it's uncertain how widespread it is.

The topic was highlighted this week in the How To Do It sexual advice podcast by Slate, in which a man got in contact to say that he had lost "about an inch and a half" of length from his penis after catching COVID.

He added: "It's apparently due to vascular damage, and my doctors seem to think it's likely permanent."

It's not the only such report. A study published in The Lancet medical journal last year looked at over 3,700 people with confirmed or suspected long-term COVID with illness lasting over 28 days. It identified more than 200 potential symptoms from several different areas of the body.

Among them were reports of "decrease in size of testicles/penis," though these were reported in a small minority of respondents—less than 10 percent.

Charles Welliver, a men's health specialist and urologist at Albany Medical College, said on the How To Do It podcast that COVID has been linked to erectile dysfunction, which itself is linked to a decrease in penis size.

"Probably every guy that has significant ED… probably gets some shrinkage. We see that, particularly in guys after they have their prostate out for cancer and have zero erection for 6 to 12 weeks. They all get shrinkage," he said.

Ashley G. Winter, a urologist at the Kaiser Permanente healthcare company, also spoke on the podcast to state that negative effects of COVID on the penis may be to do with something called endothelial dysfunction—a term referring to impaired functioning of the lining of blood vessels.

This relates to the penis and erections because erections are blood flow events. Winter said: "You get hard because a whole bunch of blood moves into your penis and stays there. When those blood vessels are affected, you know, then you can get the erectile dysfunction."

A May 2021 study on COVID and erectile dysfunction published in The World Journal of Men's Health concluded that it had found evidence of COVID-19 in the human penis long after the initial infection had occurred, and suggested that the virus' effect on blood flow in the penis could result in impaired erectile function.

Still, Welliver noted that it is not known exactly how widespread the issue is since the total number of males with COVID is uncertain due to asymptomatic cases.

Conversely, there was a report in 2020 of a man who experienced a long-lasting erection for hours due to a blood clot linked to COVID.

 

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Question  What was the frequency of adverse events (AEs) in the placebo groups of COVID-19 vaccine trials?

Findings  In this systematic review and meta-analysis of 12 articles including AE reports for 45 380 trial participants, systemic AEs were experienced by 35% of placebo recipients after the first dose and 32% after the second. Significantly more AEs were reported in the vaccine groups, but AEs in placebo arms (“nocebo responses”) accounted for 76% of systemic AEs after the first COVID-19 vaccine dose and 52% after the second dose.

Meaning  This study found that the rate of nocebo responses in placebo arms of COVID-19 vaccine trials was substantial; this finding should be considered in public vaccination programs.

 

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamanetworkopen/fullarticle/2788172?

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6 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:
6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
frying your lungs to own the libs. jfc just go get the shot already. there is no way it is more work than that

I am 100% supportive of these idiots continuing to chose the least effective and most harmful treatments rather than take the safe, effective and free jabs. May they all spend the rest of their miserable days broke, in pain, and full of regret due to the selfish, stupid decisions they made.

The problem is that the rest of us are going to foot the bill, either through the government covering the cost through our taxes, or those of us paying for health insurance.

Which sounds a lot like socialism.....

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Anecdotal reports have emerged from men who say their penis has decreased in size after having COVID—but it's uncertain how widespread it is.

The topic was highlighted this week in the How To Do It sexual advice podcast by Slate, in which a man got in contact to say that he had lost "about an inch and a half" of length from his penis after catching COVID.

Holy shit this is terrifying - losing and inch and a half would mean having a dick that's not even 6 inches.  That's a really small dick.

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Isn't there some other metric where you "gain" like an inch for every 30 pounds you lose?  I mean, your dick doesn't actually grow but the lower pelvic fat around it shrinks away, revealing a previously dormant portion of your dick.  I dunno if that's late-night extenze bullshit, but does seem somewhat valid.  Maybe that counteract the inch you lose to Covid?  

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17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I've said it all along: where's the campaign claiming the vaccine grows your dick at least 10% and guarantees 4 free boners a month, for people who struggle with such things. Why can't disonfo ever work the other way?

Because that's obvious bullshit. I've heard it can increase your wingspan though. 

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On 1/17/2022 at 6:20 PM, RDCanecutter said:

France learned their lesson about supporting Serbians vs. Austrians (Australians, whatever it takes.)

We Normans object to your use of the word French. We Northmen invented France to attract women.  Pay homage to your ancestors. (Gold coin accepted). 

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4 hours ago, Lobo said:

  I dunno if that's late-night extenze bullshit, but does seem somewhat valid. 

Extenze was complete and utter bullshit.  You may think it'll make your 7-inch dick add another inch or two, but if you take Extenze, at the end of the evening you're still going to have a 7-inch dick, with the added bonus of mouth that feels like it's full of cotton, a feeling of a lot of blood rushing to your head, the sensation of a spinning room, your dick maintaining an erection that lasts longer than you'd like, and a strong urge to just sit down and reevaluate your life.  The only way you're getting an 8-inch dick that evening is if you go get a rent boy who has one (NTTIAWWT).

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6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Extenze was complete and utter bullshit.  You may think it'll make your 7-inch dick add another inch or two, but if you take Extenze, at the end of the evening you're still going to have a 7-inch dick, with the added bonus of mouth that feels like it's full of cotton, a feeling of a lot of blood rushing to your head, the sensation of a spinning room, your dick maintaining an erection that lasts longer than you'd like, and a strong urge to just sit down and reevaluate your life.  The only way you're getting an 8-inch dick that evening is if you go get a rent boy who has one (NTTIAWWT).

Uhhhhhh...............looks like you were working through some shit at about 2:00am.  Good luck with all that...

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What We Know About COVID and Penis Size as Man Says It Shrunk His Genitals

Anecdotal reports have emerged from men who say their penis has decreased in size after having COVID—but it's uncertain how widespread it is.

The topic was highlighted this week in the How To Do It sexual advice podcast by Slate, in which a man got in contact to say that he had lost "about an inch and a half" of length from his penis after catching COVID.

He added: "It's apparently due to vascular damage, and my doctors seem to think it's likely permanent."

It's not the only such report. A study published in The Lancet medical journal last year looked at over 3,700 people with confirmed or suspected long-term COVID with illness lasting over 28 days. It identified more than 200 potential symptoms from several different areas of the body.

Among them were reports of "decrease in size of testicles/penis," though these were reported in a small minority of respondents—less than 10 percent.

Charles Welliver, a men's health specialist and urologist at Albany Medical College, said on the How To Do It podcast that COVID has been linked to erectile dysfunction, which itself is linked to a decrease in penis size.

"Probably every guy that has significant ED… probably gets some shrinkage. We see that, particularly in guys after they have their prostate out for cancer and have zero erection for 6 to 12 weeks. They all get shrinkage," he said.

Ashley G. Winter, a urologist at the Kaiser Permanente healthcare company, also spoke on the podcast to state that negative effects of COVID on the penis may be to do with something called endothelial dysfunction—a term referring to impaired functioning of the lining of blood vessels.

This relates to the penis and erections because erections are blood flow events. Winter said: "You get hard because a whole bunch of blood moves into your penis and stays there. When those blood vessels are affected, you know, then you can get the erectile dysfunction."

A May 2021 study on COVID and erectile dysfunction published in The World Journal of Men's Health concluded that it had found evidence of COVID-19 in the human penis long after the initial infection had occurred, and suggested that the virus' effect on blood flow in the penis could result in impaired erectile function.

Still, Welliver noted that it is not known exactly how widespread the issue is since the total number of males with COVID is uncertain due to asymptomatic cases.

Conversely, there was a report in 2020 of a man who experienced a long-lasting erection for hours due to a blood clot linked to COVID.

 

"It's because I had Covid!!"

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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-60050996
 

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On Sunday morning, the day she died, Ms Horka said she was feeling better and dressed to go for a walk. But then her back started hurting, so she went to lie down in her bedroom. 

"In about 10 minutes it was all over," her son said. "She choked to death".

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