Texas Football 2021 In-Season Thread: Can we get a redo?

[TwiceHorn 31982]

9 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

He should be gone. Along with CDC

Well, all the hysterical geniuses told us that CDC had nothing to do with this hire.

[nineliveslost 2964]

Can you imagine when we become the Vanderbilt of the SEC west ????

Hilarity 

[millhouse 2719]

Pull every scholarship except bijan and worthy

[cabowabo 4645]

The firing of Herman and hiring of Sark was fucked up from the beginning. We put all our eggs in the get Urban Meyer basket, and then we he said no, we were left holding the bag of shit that is Sark. CDC should be fired too. 

[mhsurly95 3]

The football program is now more about ESPN mailbox money, Bevo boulevards, selling merch and auto-rostering Lake Travis/Westlake QBs.  FFS Case McCoy's and Tyrone Swoopes 3/4 season each as starter were better than Hudson Card. 

[Loather 128]

Nobody gets benched in this program. WWJD. What Would Jimmy Johnson Do? Bench some folks.  It can't get any worse, at least have kids on the field that want to play.

[BigOrange1 6604]

5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Well, all the hysterical geniuses told us that CDC had nothing to do with this hire.

that doesn't speak much for the man's position as AD

[Azbadlands 109]

Fire PK like right now before the game is over...We should just hire interrim ecerything for the football team at this point until we find someone that can make ckicken salad out of chicken shit...

Edited November 14, 2021 by Azbadlands

[juan pantages 124]

You know what is all gas, no brakes.

a fucking runaway train and a semi truck coming down the mountain

dumbest slogan ever

[Tex Pete 21392]

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

that doesn't speak much for the man's position as AD

Neither does the state of our football program. 

[Fletch 5817]

Kansas is doing to us what Stoops used to do to Mack….

[Fletch 5817]

33 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Hire bo Davis fuck everyone else 

Just snag Traylor, keep Davis, keep Drayton, snag Samples and whoever the fuck can recruit AND maximize the players skills. Mother fuck

[CommieHorn 3]

13 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck you. Piece of shit.

Edited November 14, 2021 by CommieHorn

[Bateshorn 9989]

I said it about Strong,  and I’ll say it about Sark: Losing to Kansas is a fireable offense. 
 

 

I’m a man of my word.

[Firemans4Horn 18498]

These fucking bums on defense aren’t even trying. 

[F250 29170]

1-8 Kansas running a train on Texas right now.

 

Fire Sark tonight, fire and Donkey Punch CDC.

 

[TXpride 605]

What's the soonest we can realistically expect him to be fired? Monday? End of the season? End of next season? I figured he would get the usual 3 years, but holy fuck. Everyone can clearly see he's a drunk loser, so why delay the inevitable?

[Pancho 46039]

1 minute ago, F250 said:

1-8 Kansas running a train on Texas right now.

 

Fire Sark tonight, fire and Donkey Punch CDC.

 

CDC doesn’t need to be fired. Sark probably does.

[TXpride 605]

8 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Just snag Traylor, keep Davis, keep Drayton, snag Samples and whoever the fuck can recruit AND maximize the players skills. Mother fuck

I want everyone gone, including Davis and Drayton. IDGAF if they're good coaches or recruiters, they're replaceable. This program needs a complete enema.

[bschoolprof 6335]

A least Strong's loss to Kansas was fairly close and on the road. 

 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2649]

15 mins 

[BigOrange1 6604]

12 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Just snag Traylor, keep Davis, keep Drayton, snag Samples and whoever the fuck can recruit AND maximize the players skills. Mother fuck

no one on this staff deserves to keep their job

Edited November 14, 2021 by BigOrange1

[Guest Lobo]

You can’t fire somebody if the board of regents chair still has said coach’s balls in his mouth 

[Blotto 23974]

Just now, Pancho said:

CDC doesn’t need to be fired. Sark probably does.

yeah, I have no issues keeping CDC. Sark and the entire staff (davis included) can get fucked. I dont have any issues with his rant, but he's still a part of this fucking atrocious defense. 

[mhsurly95 3]

3 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Look at Alabama coaches between Stallings and Saban.  There was nothing wrong with Alabama as an institution that prevented them from winning football games - except the fact that they laughably hired a bunch of fucking bums for a big time job.  That’s where we are.   Alabama said enough is enough and made Saban an offer he couldn’t refuse.  That’s what has to happen here.  Whether it’s an NFL coach or a proven college coach, it’s time to stop fucking around and hire a star.

Pretty much spot on.  A program with our resources really ought to be able to hire someone with some skins on the wall.  When Mack took the job at least he was challenging perennial # 1 FSU for ACC titles.   Strong was hired based on his success at Louisville but they weren't even playing in a real football conference during that time.   Herman's years at UH were mostly all hype, 1 really good season in a weak football conference.   Only just 5-6 years ago Sark was showing up drunk at work.  Wat da fuq were they thinking?

[mhsurly95 3]

Given the state of the program we should probably stick to 1 year contracts for the next hire.   No multii-year contract until you win a conference title.  That makes things much easier.   We're just burning cash now. 

[Pancho 46039]

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

yeah, I have no issues keeping CDC. Sark and the entire staff (davis included) can get fucked. I dont have any issues with his rant, but he's still a part of this fucking atrocious defense. 

Well and some posters can't seem to grasp that CDC didn't hire Sark. 

[Tex Pete 21392]

4 minutes ago, mhsurly95 said:

Pretty much spot on.  A program with our resources really ought to be able to hire someone with some skins on the wall.  When Mack took the job at least he was challenging perennial # 1 FSU for ACC titles.   Strong was hired based on his success at Louisville but they weren't even playing in a real football conference during that time.   Herman's years at UH were mostly all hype, 1 really good season in a weak football conference.   Only just 5-6 years ago Sark was showing up drunk at work.  Wat da fuq were they thinking?

It was a Jerry Jones “bargain” hire that was going to make CDC look like a genius. 

[52-80 19377]

Cant we just field whichever team won intramurals?  Theyre all students so theyre eligible, right?

[Fletch 5817]

6 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

no one on this staff deserves to keep their job

Or that. I don’t give a fuck just someone who can recruit and actually coach up players 

[Guest Lobo]

Good lord……..that awkward moment when you pass the guys in town from the Liberty Bowl in the the hallway of the east side and they’re commenting on how they’re taking a pass on Texas.  

[BigOrange1 6604]

3 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Well and some posters can't seem to grasp that CDC didn't hire Sark. 

IF CDC HAS NO SAY IN THE HIRING OF THE FOOTBALL COACH THATS A FUCKING PROBLEM

[Stunns38 3763]

It’s over. This is worse than Charlie. 
 
Fire Sark 

Thatta boy. And agreed.

[Kel Varnsen 8682]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Good lord……..that awkward moment when you pass the guys in town from the Liberty Bowl in the the hallway of the east side and they’re commenting on how they’re taking a pass on Texas.  

They won't have to make that choice. We ain't gonna be bowl eligible.

[52-80 19377]

30 years from now my grandkids will ask, “papaw, where were you when texas trailed 1-8 kansas by 3 touchdowns at home?”

[Blotto 23974]

Just now, BigOrange1 said:

IF CDC HAS NO SAY IN THE HIRING OF THE FOOTBALL COACH THATS A FUCKING PROBLEM

a big problem, if true.

[Gucci_Suit 2807]

Yep

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2649]

I’m moving on to liquor.   I wanted to stay somewhat sober for the baskeball game.  
 

[mhsurly95 3]

15-20 FCS programs out there would destroy us if we played them today.  Maybe we should join the Lone Star Conference or Southland instead of SEC?

Edited November 14, 2021 by mhsurly95

[nineliveslost 2964]

8 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

30 years from now my grandkids will ask, “papaw, where were you when texas trailed 1-8 kansas by 3 touchdowns at home?”

Cheering on Ole Miss?

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

It’sa shame.  I think Sark would have made a good position coach.  Maybe a coordinator.  

[Beau Vine 55801]

1 hour ago, lilMAC25 said:

LMAO at the pieces of fucking shit who negged me for pointing out that Sark is a middlin HC.

Yes, it's truly inspiration how you have recuperated from the horror of losing internet points.

[Horn80 6313]

Fire Sark.  Unacceptable.

[Tex Pete 21392]

7 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

It’sa shame.  I think Sark would have made a good position coach.  Maybe a coordinator.  

I’m not sure. Do you have to be sober?

[lilMAC25 3969]

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

Yes, it's truly inspiration how you have recuperated from the horror of losing internet points.

😂🤣

[bschoolprof 6335]

He's clearly not the guy. Recruiting is terrible.  He will be fired eventually anyway. Just can him and get some young up and comer on an incentive-laden, but flexibly cancellable deal.  

[MIkeHoncho 1999]

lose to Kansas = fireable offense.  I don't care the year or contract guarantee.  Fuck him. 

[Starfleet Command 441]

This program wouldn’t be worse off with an interim Coach for the next season or however long it takes for us to afford a new coach 

[bschoolprof 6335]

Eltife and CDC should fall on their swords though.  We should have kept Turtle Tom and spent this year searching behind his back.  

[lilMAC25 3969]

Just now, bschoolprof said:

Eltife and CDC should fall on their swords though.  We should have kept Turtle Tom and spent this year searching behind his back.  

You have no more rep to give