Texas Governor's Race 2022

[Biff Tannen 45786]

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Don, you are free to set your clock to whatever time you want to.  Joe Biden is not coming into your home and changing your clocks.

 

What a strange little man. 

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Don, you are free to set your clock to whatever time you want to.  Joe Biden is not coming into your home and changing your clocks.

 

He's gonna cancel your clocks. Wake up!

[Irwin F Fletcher 3554]

Good fucking grief! Why are we subjected to these idiots.

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[conVINCEd 21474]

I am so glad I am leaving this state soon.

[Beau Vine 55012]

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

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4 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

I am so glad I am leaving this state soon.

You going to get you some of that libtard time where they just make you set your clocks to whatever they feel like, because it's not about saving daylight, it's about control!

38 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Good fucking grief! Why are we subjected to these idiots.

[conVINCEd 21474]

1 minute ago, atomheartbevo said:

You going to get you some of that libtard time where they just make you set your clocks to whatever they feel like, because it's not about saving daylight, it's about control!

I’m not moving to some bastion of liberalism, I’m moving to South Carolina.  Still feels like an improvement.

[mchookem 16592]

2 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I am so glad I am leaving this state soon.

yep. unlike leaving the country, it's imminently doable. we're listing in the spring. 

[B00M 6603]

6 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

I’m not moving to some bastion of liberalism, I’m moving to South Carolina.  Still feels like an improvement.

 

Are you from east Texas or something? You may be in for a surprise

[conVINCEd 21474]

4 hours ago, B00M said:

 

Are you from east Texas or something? You may be in for a surprise

Charleston is a lot like Austin.  I’m fully aware that when I get more than 10 miles outside of the city limits I will be in Klan territory.

[C-Man 27411]

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Charleston is a lot like Austin.  I’m fully aware that when I get more than 10 miles outside of the city limits I will be in Klan territory.

Charleston would be worth it.

[conVINCEd 21474]

4 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Charleston would be worth it.

We did the math and came to the same conclusion.

[C-Man 27411]

2 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

We did the math and came to the same conclusion.

That is such a cool town. We are kicking around going back for the High Water Fest revival in April. You definitely need to do that if you're up there by then. We went in 2018 and 2019 and they didn't have it the last two years. It's coming back in 2022.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

I was reading in the DT section about the new university, the UATX, and is anyone else wondering how long before Huffines starts tweeting about them? Sounds like they'd get along pretty well.

[Guest Lobo]

18 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Don, you are free to set your clock to whatever time you want to.  Joe Biden is not coming into your home and changing your clocks.

 

I wonder if Don noticed that the cell phones of him and his family changed themselves automatically early Sunday morning without any input from neither he nor Greg Abbott.  What will he do to protect us from Big Mobile?  They sent little trolls into our homes over night and changed all those telephones without permission. This will not stand!  I'm told fancy new cars made the switch themselves overnight in our garages.  

I'm literally sitting at AT&T conference center right now looking at up at the UT Tower where the clock was also changed.  Who is the blame for that?  
 

Big Clock is behind all of this.  I know Huffhines has a Little Clock, but something must be done about Big Clock!  I know his wife and daughters have been suspiciously quiet about Big Clock, but I'd bet they'd open up to it if shown the benefits.  

[Bama Chick 28596]

Get ready, y’all.



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We just think we saw Greg Abbott going hard right. 

[Macanudo 13102]

23 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

Charleston is a lot like Austin.  I’m fully aware that when I get more than 10 miles outside of the city limits I will be in Klan territory.

And Texas is some how different in what way?

[conVINCEd 21474]

33 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

And Texas is some how different in what way?

It’s not.  The similarity is that it’s a blue dot in a red state.  We just like it there and have been planning on doing this for a wile.

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https://www.kxan.com/news/texas/you-can-now-buy-a-texas-gov-greg-abbott-bobblehead/

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On Friday, the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum unveiled the first bobblehead of Texas Gov. Greg Abbott. He now joins the 14 other U.S. governors offered by the organization.

Standing at around 7″ tall, the bobblehead features Abbott wearing a blue suit and red striped tie, sitting in his wheelchair behind a desk as he makes an announcement during a press briefing.

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“After taking a bit of a break from governor bobbleheads, we started to get more requests for a bobblehead of Governor Abbott,” said Phil Sklar, co-founder and CEO of the National Bobblehead Hall of Fame and Museum.

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Sklar said many of those requests came from people who approve of the governor, while some “came from people who think Abbott is a ‘bobblehead.’“

Huffines will lose his shit.

[Beau Vine 55012]

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Standing at around 7″ tall, the bobblehead features Abbott wearing a blue suit and red striped tie, sitting in his wheelchair behind a desk as he makes an announcement during a press briefing.

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How long until Abbott does this?  1 hour?  3 hours?

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Fuck off back to Hollywood and quit even lightly pandering to the anti-vaxx movement.

[South Austin 52764]

I mean, are we really surprised?  He's anti-deodorant. 

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9 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

Fuck off back to Hollywood and quit even lightly pandering to the anti-vaxx movement.

 

That could win him Texas though.

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4980]

On 11/5/2021 at 2:54 PM, miguelito said:

Those signs are actually pretty good if you need to work under your car, change your oil, etc. 

You sound like some kinda liberal ass pussy who's afraid to get dirty!

 

Actually, I prefer something absorbent like a good old piece of cardboard for stuff like changing the oil. Now, if you're just swapping a sensor out or something that isn't particularly messy then one of those signs would be great.

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I would like to see somebody ask Huffines to his face to define what bitcoin is, because I'm guessing that, like CRT, he couldn't define it if you asked him on the spot.

 

Edited November 10, 2021 by atomheartbevo

[Pescado_Rojo 19460]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I would like to see somebody ask Huffines to his face to define what bitcoin is, because I'm guessing that, like CRT, he couldn't define it if you asked him on the spot.

 

Man, I wonder how much money you could scam from this guy and his ilk by selling him actual "Bitcoins". Have someone like Franklin Mint cast up a few hundred with real .000015 mils of real gold plating. "Backed by the best blockchains" or some slogan like that. Seems like a sure fire money maker. 

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19 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man, I wonder how much money you could scam from this guy and his ilk by selling him actual "Bitcoins". Have someone like Franklin Mint cast up a few hundred with real .000015 mils of real gold plating. "Backed by the best blockchains" or some slogan like that. Seems like a sure fire money maker. 

Paging @RDCanecutter

[Pescado_Rojo 19460]

44 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Paging @RDCanecutter

Good call..."If you buy 5 we'll throw in a Civil War Chess set! "

 

[RDCanecutter 26570]

59 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man, I wonder how much money you could scam from this guy and his ilk by selling him actual "Bitcoins". Have someone like Franklin Mint cast up a few hundred with real .000015 mils of real gold plating. "Backed by the best blockchains" or some slogan like that. Seems like a sure fire money maker. 

OK, this is a good start, but let me tear it down and put it back together for you.

Franklin Mint is great shorthand for 1970s-80s "collectible investment" memes, but the problem is, they put out solid products, that even though overpriced at the time, are still sought after for whatever reason. If you get something made by them or another private mint, you are looking at paying for work: designing, sculpting, minting. It adds up, which is fine if you are going for quality.

Which we ain't.

On Alibaba I see giant Chinese cities populated entirely by companies that design both original and fake coins. Here' what we want, already, and at about 1/10th the price of starting from scratch:

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Bitcoin-Souvenir-Metal-Us-Coin-Factory_60833442892.html?spm=a2700.galleryofferlist.topad_classic.d_title.26a321d3QQqD72

But even that price adds up. Rule #1 of the grift is "Lose Zero Money." So we ain't paying for it. We set up various robo-mailing foundations offering this investment opportunity. Maybe include photos of Ronald Reagan, Trump, and Huffines just walking around looking patriotic. Call these foundations "ProtectGodAndFreedom," "QUnbornQGuardiansQ," "Thor'sHammer," and "DefundCisFascistCopsNow." (We don't want some of the money, we want ALL of the money.)

All that money funnels through various fronts before passing from Patriots4Huffines directly to ChinaHappyGoldBitcoinMint. Which is also us.

What, you thought we were going to send real $ to some fake coin factory in China? P-shaw. We ain't buying shit. We lift the photo from Alibaba and call it a day.

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[RDCanecutter 26570]

On 11/8/2021 at 9:05 AM, conVINCEd said:

Charleston is a lot like Austin.  I’m fully aware that when I get more than 10 miles outside of the city limits I will be in Klan territory.

Greenville/Spartanburg is a lot more than 10 miles from Charleston.

[Pescado_Rojo 19460]

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

OK, this is a good start, but let me tear it down and put it back together for you.

Franklin Mint is great shorthand for 1970s-80s "collectible investment" memes, but the problem is, they put out solid products, that even though overpriced at the time, are still sought after for whatever reason. If you get something made by them or another private mint, you are looking at paying for work: designing, sculpting, minting. It adds up, which is fine if you are going for quality.

Which we ain't.

On Alibaba I see giant Chinese cities populated entirely by companies that design both original and fake coins. Here' what we want, already, and at about 1/10th the price of starting from scratch:

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Bitcoin-Souvenir-Metal-Us-Coin-Factory_60833442892.html?spm=a2700.galleryofferlist.topad_classic.d_title.26a321d3QQqD72

But even that price adds up. Rule #1 of the grift is "Lose Zero Money." So we ain't paying for it. We set up various robo-mailing foundations offering this investment opportunity. Maybe include photos of Ronald Reagan, Trump, and Huffines just walking around looking patriotic. Call these foundations "ProtectGodAndFreedom," "QUnbornQGuardiansQ," "Thor'sHammer," and "DefundCisFascistCopsNow." (We don't want some of the money, we want ALL of the money.)

All that money funnels through various fronts before passing from Patriots4Huffines directly to ChinaHappyGoldBitcoinMint. Which is also us.

What, you thought we were going to send real $ to some fake coin factory in China? P-shaw. We ain't buying shit. We lift the photo from Alibaba and call it a day.

 

So what's our legal exposure here? 

 

[RDCanecutter 26570]

2 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 

So what's our legal exposure here? 

 

If we don't go to prison for this, we'll go to prison for something else. Might as well relax and go for the money.

[Pescado_Rojo 19460]

5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

If we don't go to prison for this, we'll go to prison for something else. Might as well relax and go for the money.

we gotta figure out fast if the commissary takes bitcoins.  

[RDCanecutter 26570]

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

we gotta figure out fast if the commissary takes bitcoins.  

And set up a deal where we buy eggs on Malta for 7 cents and sell them at a profit in the commissary for 5 cents.

[RDCanecutter 26570]

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Oh, and I forgot-- when people inevitably want their Gold Bitcoin Coins, we tell them that, thanks to Joe Biden, the coins are still in China. Thanks Brandon! But any day now that could change.

Which is technically true. It could change, if we decide to actually order the coins. But until then, it is also true that they are still in China.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

5 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Oh, and I forgot-- when people inevitably want their Gold Bitcoin Coins, we tell them that, thanks to Joe Biden, the coins are still in China. Thanks Brandon! But any day now that could change.

Which is technically true. It could change, if we decide to actually order the coins. But until then, it is also true that they are still in China.

I think they should also sign up ($1) for your weekly hot takes on the market, JFK Jr's possible influence via magnets, and whatnot. Make it a recurring charge and net a tidy reliable sum.

[RDCanecutter 26570]

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I think they should also sign up ($1) for your weekly hot takes on the market, JFK Jr's possible influence via magnets, and whatnot. Make it a recurring charge and net a tidy reliable sum.

Take your pick of the corner offices.

[Antidean 200]

53 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

And set up a deal where we buy eggs on Malta for 7 cents and sell them at a profit in the commissary for 5 cents.

We will make it up in volume!

[Bozo_Casanova 26690]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

And set up a deal where we buy eggs on Malta for 7 cents and sell them at a profit in the commissary for 5 cents.

Everyone gets a share

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[Guest Lobo]

Like the majority of Americans?

74mm/210mm=35%
35%=majority?

This changes everything Don, including my high school batting average. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19292]

There are times I wish I wasn't perma-banned from the Tweetypages so I could troll the fuck out of this dipshit.  But overall, being perma-banned has been a blessing. That shit is poison.

[Brandywine 1320]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

If Huffines only knew how stupid he looks in that hat. 

[Born to Run 6591]

Wait so old Don is For low gas prices? Why does he hate the oil industry?

[DigglerontheHoof 21326]

He is a sawed off little imp.