Texas Governor's Race 2022

[fattyflattie 4639]

If that motherfucker skateboards to his next event, Beto might be on his mind. 

[Frank Erwin 203]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

How sweet, he posed with the fry cook at the Beaumont Whataburger!

[bluto 4932]

He married mama fratelli from the goonies?

[F250 28777]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

[South Austin 52518]

It looks like he's standing on his tip toes.

[Pescado_Rojo 19421]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

[Beau Vine 54246]

15 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

So I should be voting in the Republican primary for Huffines’s crazy ass, right?

I am.

[Beau Vine 54246]

16 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

I know a shitload of people talking about voting for Huffines.  Not a single one for West.  I’m pretty sure most of them don’t even know he exists. 

I saw a bunch of West signs in Wimberley the last time I drove through...and zero Abbott signs.

[Beau Vine 54246]

I can't think of a more romantic place for a meal than the Beaumont Whataburger.

[StassneyHorn 6605]

Joe Biden rescuing the day again, providing 1700 panels for the wall. Good guy. How will Greg and Don react?

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/02/15/texas-border-wall-federal-surplus-abbott/

Texas received 1,700 unused border wall panels from the federal government and plans to use them for Abbott’s border barrier

 

Texas plans to repurpose the panels, left over when the Biden administration halted work on former President Donald Trump’s wall, to erect 1.3 miles of border barrier.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33874]

15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

his mistress hates this photo.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Everyone with working eyes hates that photo.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

26 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Joe Biden rescuing the day again, providing 1700 panels for the wall. Good guy. How will Greg and Don react?

https://www.texastribune.org/2022/02/15/texas-border-wall-federal-surplus-abbott/

Texas received 1,700 unused border wall panels from the federal government and plans to use them for Abbott’s border barrier

 

Texas plans to repurpose the panels, left over when the Biden administration halted work on former President Donald Trump’s wall, to erect 1.3 miles of border barrier.

This is our money god dammit.

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In June 2021, five months after Biden took office, Abbott announced that the state would build its own wall along the Texas-Mexico border, funding it with state money and private donations. The state has $1.05 billion dedicated to the project — which includes $55 million in private donations as of Feb. 11.

Eight months into the effort, the state has completed 1 mile of barrier in Rio Grande City in Starr County. The Texas General Land Office owned the land, and the Texas Facilities Commission paid $125,000 for it.

In November, the Facilities Commission awarded a $162 million contract to Posillico Civil to build 8 miles of border barrier, including the Starr County section that the Facilities Commission said will total 1.7 miles and cost $34.5 million.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33874]

$1.05B would provide a shitload of affordable housing. what a waste of fucking money

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3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

$1.05B would provide a shitload of affordable housing. what a waste of fucking money

Sink it into jobs south of the border and it would prevent a lot more people from crossing the border than it will as a wall.

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[Longhorn_Fan68 33874]

except he lives in Dallas, not Austin. goddamn people will believe anything

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2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

except he lives in Dallas, not Austin. goddamn people will believe anything

Austin = Abbott.  It's Texas's version of The Swamp.    Don't pay attention to geographical locations.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

28 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

wtf is that floor. 

[Brisketexan 105154]

6 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

wtf is that floor. 

Many, many years ago, I got stuck with the shittiest rental on the lot at the Corpus airport -- a Daewoo something or other.  The seats were in that exact fabric pattern.

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

8 minutes ago, ONE YARD said:

wtf is that floor. 

Lite-Brite?

[Beau Vine 54246]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Huge crowd of diverse demographics there.

[Pescado_Rojo 19421]

2 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

except he lives in Dallas, not Austin. goddamn people will believe anything

Didn't you hear? Austin is the new Chicago. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

41 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Didn't you hear? Austin is the new Chicago. 

I mean, I got murdered yesterday.

[Voldemort86 2259]

Voted for huffines against hot wheels, guzman against indictment Paxton, and some random challenger against bathroom Dan today. So I, doing my part. at least want to force guys into uncomfortable run offs.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33874]

2 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Voted for huffines against hot wheels, guzman against indictment Paxton, and some random challenger against bathroom Dan today. So I, doing my part. at least want to force guys into uncomfortable run offs.

I so want to do this but I'm not sure I can declare myself a Republican in public and hold my head up. Maybe I'll head to a redder area to vote

[Voldemort86 2259]

15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I so want to do this but I'm not sure I can declare myself a Republican in public and hold my head up. Maybe I'll head to a redder area to vote

You don’t have to say Republican out loud anymore. You just click it on a tablet screen.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33874]

17 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

You don’t have to say Republican out loud anymore. You just click it on a tablet screen.

[Pescado_Rojo 19421]

55 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, I got murdered yesterday.

[atomheartbevo 89697]

3 hours ago, ONE YARD said:

wtf is that floor. 

A design created by some guy whose mother-in-law has a serious case of OCD?

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Mary Catherine Huffines was one Whataburger number away from putting Beto in office. 
 

[Frank Erwin 203]

8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

his mistress hates this photo.

He sure does

[Beau Vine 54246]

I mean, I got murdered yesterday.

A lady turned me into a newt!

[Guest Lobo]

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I mean, I got murdered yesterday.

Thoughts & Prayers.  

I'd like to help organize your funeral.  

The Eulogizer?  You guessed it!

Mister Ronan Sinatra 

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Trump nation going to lose their shit at this image.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33874]

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

is this guy a known commodity or just a future serial killer/mass murderer?

[atomheartbevo 89697]

16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

is this guy a known commodity or just a future serial killer/mass murderer?

Having the Russian version of his name in () was certainly a nice little touch.

[elfenix 34272]

21 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I so want to do this but I'm not sure I can declare myself a Republican in public and hold my head up. Maybe I'll head to a redder area to vote

walk past all the people lined up for the democratic primary while loudly mentioning that you can't vote against abbott twice from over there

Edited February 16, 2022 by elfenix

[The Original Greaser Bob 2841]

On 2/15/2022 at 7:47 AM, South Austin said:

It looks like he's standing on his tip toes.

Do mean tippy toes?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

46 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

If that guy's real name isn't Igor, Ivan, or Mikhail I'll eat my hat.

[Guest Lobo]

14 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

If that guy's real name isn't Igor, Ivan, or Mikhail I'll eat my hat.

I dunno, it was a short name.  Like Lev or Vlad.  

[atomheartbevo 89697]

Monument protection.  Nice little dog whistle

 

[atomheartbevo 89697]

Yes, we would all like Catholicism being taught in our schools!

 

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Huffines met the future governor of Texas

 

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Bitcoin.  They gonna grab your Bitcoin!

 

 

Edited February 18, 2022 by atomheartbevo

[atomheartbevo 89697]

Huffines made it on Newsmax

 

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More Huffines supporters

 

[Snake Diggity 4625]

Huffines looks like he lost the One Ring a few years ago.