Surly Horns Burnt Ends Signing Day

[jwtexan 180]

Fuck looch and texaggy

[futureman 22415]

24 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

As if those fucktards could do anything well other than fucking sheep and internet polls.

aggy are a sad bunch. yearning to be relevant in football is really all those people have. they could raise quite a bit of money through crowd sourcing and I imagine they will. 

[Tex-19 2869]

 

5 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

They could raise some money doing this same deal, no doubt in my mind. That’s the benefit of accepting anyone with a pulse into A&M. There is no shortage of bass boat owning Katy insurance ags who will throw in a couple hundred bucks to own the sips. 

They probably don’t even have the hurdles we do at UT to get it done. They’re still fucking idiots.

Yeah tbh it would be pretty easy for texags to raise money from those desperate cultists especially since big bad t.u. is making them look bad. And their "compliance" certainly won't cause any issues. They never would've had the creativity to do this in the first place though.

At some point we should prob take down all references to the amount raised here to keep those hillbillies from knowing what their target is

[Deej 76568]

1 minute ago, futureman said:

they could raise quite a bit of money through crowd sourcing and I imagine they will. 

"Do you take hot checks?"

[futureman 22415]

cults with massive followings do not struggle with fund raising. 

[RGBIII 22798]

33 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Unfortunately those dumb sheep actually will probably copy us now 

Said on the last two podcast. Billy Luicci will jerk his little baby dick off to this idea, copy it and then thump his own chest about it to all of his little followers

[Tex-19 2869]

2 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Said on the last two podcast. Billy Luicci will jerk his little baby dick off to this idea, copy it and then thump his own chest about it to all of his little followers

Yep. Only thing we can do now is keep them from figuring out what their number to beat is

[immamac 42519]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Said on the last two podcast. Billy Luicci will jerk his little baby dick off to this idea, copy it and then thump his own chest about it to all of his little followers

Hard evidence. 

[Deej 76568]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

Hard evidence. 

Well, more like soft, in Looch's case.

[RGBIII 22798]

Thanks to whoever posted on Reddit!

 

Edited September 4, 2021 by RGBIII

[butthurt 1520]

Didn't aggy say they didn't need to sell beer at games to fill their seats after Texas announced that they would, and then a year or so later start selling beer?

[Bevoball 184]

This whole saga has truly made the kickoff to this season one of the most memorable. Also fuck old bitch tits Ketchum, fuck loochi, and always a big FCB!

[mvlonghorns 285]

6 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Thanks to whoever posted on Reddit!

 

You're welcome. I love getting notifications of all the aggy bitches in the comments crying that our TEs aren't SEC ready.

[Celery Man 20886]

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

What a twat

 

Ah shit, this guy is a go getter. Is going to increase the amount of money he has over time, in theory

[futureman 22415]

3 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Is going to increase the amount of money he has over time, in theory

in theory communism works. in theory. 

[Deej 76568]

5 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Ah shit, this guy is a go getter. Is going to increase the amount of money he has over time, in theory

His Ivermectin sales have been through the roof, lately. 

[immamac 42519]

Shit is intoxicating. 

[Soliver465 398]

Props to Cade Brewer for spreading the word via Twitter. This will drive new talent  (and cash) to Surly.

All of the tight ends actually.

Edited September 4, 2021 by Soliver465
New shit has come to light.

[immamac 42519]

Just now, Soliver465 said:

Props to Cade Brewer for spreading the word via Twitter. This will drive new talent  (and cash) to Surly.

It was all 7 of them. 

[Hornlover 8824]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

cults with massive followings do not struggle with fund raising. 

[Horn Dogg 3808]

39 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Ah shit, this guy is a go getter. Is going to increase the amount of money he has over time, in theory

Daniel Figurelli’s new sock?

Edited September 4, 2021 by Horn Dogg

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

1 hour ago, futureman said:

cults with massive followings do not struggle with fund raising. 

The do have a problem with dispersing funds though

 

Spoiler

 

[Horn Dogg 3808]

Sorry if this has already been addressed, but I’m curious to know if we have any indication of what the coaching staff, mainly Banks and Sark, thinks of this (I assume they at least have heard something).  

[texas08 1599]

Wild Wild West!

Love it.

Great work immmac

[Soliver465 398]

5 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Sorry if this has already been addressed, but I’m curious to know if we have any indication of what the coaching staff, mainly Banks and Sark, thinks of this (I assume they at least have heard something).  

Scholarship offers are now sent in Whataburger bags.

[RGBIII 22798]

10 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Sorry if this has already been addressed, but I’m curious to know if we have any indication of what the coaching staff, mainly Banks and Sark, thinks of this (I assume they at least have heard something).  

They are very aware but can’t be involved

[Hornlover 8824]

15 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Sorry if this has already been addressed, but I’m curious to know if we have any indication of what the coaching staff, mainly Banks and Sark, thinks of this (I assume they at least have heard something).  

Jeff Banks "liked" Gunnar Helm's tweet about it.

[horny_gunman 137]

 

@immamac and @RGBIII  

[ztejas 43266]

3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Thanks to whoever posted on Reddit!

 

[KYHorn 16865]

@immamac is a man of many skills. I even saw him interpreting for Bill de Blasio.

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

2 hours ago, KYHorn said:

@immamac is a man of many skills. I even saw him interpreting for Bill de Blasio.

Frodo in a suit

[JohnnyRage 1617]

20 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Would you take a check from this man?

Definitely not a shoulder check

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

14 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You guys have his reaction all wrong. It’s the idea of wasting a Whataburger bag on anything other than his usual 6 triple meat burgers for lunch that he finds tacky.

I can easily knock back three WB triples… over the course of a year. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

I deduct points from @immamac and @RGBIII for not showing up dressed like this

 

Nonetheless, high marks for both. 

Edited September 4, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[Macklemore 2870]

immamac is the short, ethnic Jesus looking dude in the group photo?

[JesusSweatDuck 17780]

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

immamac is the short, ethnic Jesus looking dude in the group photo?

If you had burnt ends flair, you'd know

[bayoucityhorn 10]

So glad I could be a part of this. Thanks guys!

[SquishMitten 10401]

Ah shit, this guy is a go getter. Is going to increase the amount of money he has over time, in theory

Woah! We got a real badass on our hands, fellas. $50/month? Shit! Why didn’t we think of that?

[SquishMitten 10401]

You're welcome. I love getting notifications of all the aggy bitches in the comments crying that our TEs aren't SEC ready.

Overall pretty surprised by the lack of dumbassery in the comments. Even some of the aggies there are acknowledging that it’s awesome

[Celery Man 20886]

5 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

Woah! We got a real badass on our hands, fellas. $50/month? Shit! Why didn’t we think of that?

$50/month now. It could increase, in theory. His boss has been letting him take care of his dry cleaning, he's being groomed.

[Tex-19 2869]

Just stumbled on this site, looks like they've gotten some national publicity. Seems sketchy but kind of interesting - https://studentplayer.com/

Florida also just launched this site. Mullen even retweeted this-

 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

So if I sign up for burnt ends, I am become a booster and are supposed to follow the restrictions set to regulate my interactions with recruits?

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So if I sign up for burnt ends, I am become a booster and are supposed to follow the restrictions set to regulate my interactions with recruits?

Payments to recruits still must go through that players “uncle” or church.

[TKthunder2 4981]

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

So if I sign up for burnt ends, I am become a booster and are supposed to follow the restrictions set to regulate my interactions with recruits?

My layman opinion: Depending on what language you review you’re probably a booster already.  But in this scenario you’re paying for membership into a private club.  You don’t own or run the organization.  So I don’t see how this would change your status as a booster or non-booster.  If Costco decides to use Dicker the Kicker in their advertising, that doesn’t automatically make every Costco member a booster.

So sign up.

[immamac 42519]

Technically you are not at all a booster. You are only actually signing up for access to a private board and some merch. You also get to go to a group dinner once a year in the top tier. That's all you are actually entitled to from the subscription.

[Hank Scorpio 17723]

If I’m not technically a booster then why am I lighting cigars with $100 bills and complaining about a Charlie Strong not being head coach material?

[Celery Man 20886]

I parked my car on the sidewalk/grass near the alumni center -  I was given to understand that as a booster that should be fine?

[Celery Man 20886]

sorry - "bag man"

[SquishMitten 10401]

You should go ahead and register the url for BaggyBevo now that we’re friends of the program.

[Horn117 648]

I'm starting with $10. I am not joking. In theory, I'll be able to significantly increase that through the years.