Surly Horns Burnt Ends Signing Day

[RGBIII 23,020]

FIRST EVER BURNT ENDS TD!!!!

[deech 2,402]

It's entirely possible Cade Brewer would have scored a TD if there was not Burnt Ends.  All I am saying is that because of Burnt ends we will never know if the dinner he bought last night gave him the rocket fuel to get into the end zone and if that dinner came from burnt ends funds.

Edited September 4, 2021 by deech

[Hank Scorpio 17,924]

Brewer is going to find an extra fake $80 bill in his locker after this game. 

[burntorangebongos 10,826]

I want one of those fake $80 for my fridge. Awesome.

[Jive Turkey 13,015]

21 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Ah shit, this guy is a go getter. Is going to increase the amount of money he has over time, in theory

[Willfully Horn 8,270]

 

I’d have chosen post #1216, but that’s just me.

Edited September 5, 2021 by Willfully Horn
Apo’t’

[Sal 1,108]

For $1,250 per month, I think we should get a picture with Jeff Banks and the monkey

[Foosters 18,286]

Can we at least get the monkey a t-shirt? 

[RGBIII 23,020]

8 hours ago, Sal said:

For $1,250 per month, I think we should get a picture with Jeff Banks and the monkey

I can pretty much guarantee that I can make that happen if needed

[TheFlyingBoat 913]

On 9/3/2021 at 11:55 AM, immamac said:

Holy Burnt Ends!

Surly Horns knows how to drop bags the NIL way!

Be part of the first fully crowd sourced NIL program with all profits going directly to the Longhorn TE group! Sign up at burntendsnil.com and be an NIL bagman for as low as $10 a month!

Happy to be a part of it with my 10bux a month 🤘🏽

[RGBIII 23,020]

https://247sports.com/Article/Texas-TEs-pose-with-Whataburger-cash-bags-as-part-of-crowd-sourced-NIL-sponsorship--170231195/

[tejas60 3,571]

7 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

https://247sports.com/Article/Texas-TEs-pose-with-Whataburger-cash-bags-as-part-of-crowd-sourced-NIL-sponsorship--170231195/

[Celery Man 21,100]

I do have to say - I use this site enough I’ll try to kick in on whatever hare brained schemes and wreath purchases, but I wasn’t sure how this would pan out. It’s awesome that we’re the first board doing it and I’m really excited about it now that it has gotten off the tarmac. Well done, I hope we continue and expand on the success.

[ChiTownDoc 21,347]

Immamac is a good dude (unlike his barber) and I consider many on here my friends (what’s wrong with me?).  
Anyways, good job, good effort… don’t feel as dirty as I thought I would contributing to this.  Actually pretty awesome.  Props

[ChiTownDoc 21,347]

15 hours ago, RGBIII said:

https://247sports.com/Article/Texas-TEs-pose-with-Whataburger-cash-bags-as-part-of-crowd-sourced-NIL-sponsorship--170231195/

LMAO, the one comment is gold! 

[RGBIII 23,020]

22 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LMAO, the one comment is gold! 

People will never figure it out lol

[Willfully Horn 8,270]

Maybe worthy of its own thread as a short cut to see how well the Endz are coming along.

 

[Nivek 17,419]

Maybe next time use 10,000 bills, in FedEx boxes.

[touchthemonolith 654]

I was initially a bit hesitant about turning money over to a bunch of strangers on the internet, but I see that your mission is righteous and true.

Take my money and continue doing the Lord's work. 

[RGBIII 23,020]

 

[JesusSweatDuck 18,125]

How are the numbers post media blitz?

[Huckleberry 34,711]

I hope Coach Sarkisian has a plan for next summer when all 100 guys who show up for walkon tryouts list their position as tight end. 

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

Good thing we sponsored the tight end room instead of the o line.

It would have been embarrassing as fuck when a bunch of fat old 40 year olds out play division 1 scholarship players at the year end dinner.

[Ldogg53 514]

1 minute ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Good thing we sponsored the tight end room instead of the o line.

It would have been embarrassing as fuck when a bunch of fat old 40 year olds out play division 1 scholarship players at the year end dinner.

Wait. Are you under the impression that the TEs played well tonight?

[Grade of D as in David 13,255]

1 minute ago, Ldogg53 said:

Wait. Are you under the impression that the TEs played well tonight?

Good point, do we have a chance to win our money back from the te room at the dinner?

A double or nothing sort of deal?

[LarryMoeSurly 411]

Opened my email this morning to find this article from the AAS.

[RGBIII 23,020]

 

[immamac 44,391]

[Both Tacos 1,827]

Hell Yeah!!!

[JesusSweatDuck 18,125]

Would love to rock a Burnt Ends shirt to the game tomorrow.  Is that going to be possible?

[Both Tacos 1,827]

Would love to rock a Burnt Ends shirt to the game tomorrow.  Is that going to be possible?

White shirt and sharpie, add bbq sauce stains for character.

[RGBIII 23,020]

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Would love to rock a Burnt Ends shirt to the game tomorrow.  Is that going to be possible?

Soon! Tomorrow is a stretch though. We did get them in and we should have them ready for purchase soon

[JesusSweatDuck 18,125]

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Soon! Tomorrow is a stretch though. We did get them in and we should have them ready for purchase soon

No worries, was thinking I could buy one at the tailgate, but all good

[DalTxHornFan 3,130]

10 hours ago, immamac said:

"unsavory content on the message board" -- who knew?  Good job with this whole deal, guys!

[Bigbend1812 13,060]

 

Great work boys!

[RGBIII 23,020]

25 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

No worries, was thinking I could buy one at the tailgate, but all good

Ya I just gotta get them to @immamac at some point

[Celery Man 21,100]

[RGBIII 23,020]

BURNT ENDS BIIIIITCH

[Tex-19 3,013]

Anyone else's burnt ends disappear? Does it not autopay every month?

Edited September 22, 2021 by Tex-19

[RGBIII 23,020]

The fuck is this shit… @SquishMitten I need a cease and desist and/or lawsuit written up. Make check payable to Jaleel Skinners Dad and also free sauce for me. Thanks In advance 

[dingleberryswitzer 2,724]

Correction: skinners dads’ church. 

[The Dude 1,263]

On 9/17/2021 at 9:12 AM, immamac said:

[Stunns38 3,805]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CVaZiuGrwvL/?utm_medium=copy_link

[CycleTex87 3,044]

Where’s my SWAG? 

[RGBIII 23,020]

5 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Where’s my SWAG? 

Got the magnets, still waiting for the damn cups. In production

[immamac 44,391]

https://www.axios.com/local/austin/2021/10/25/university-of-texas-athletes-ncaa-likeness-image

Good press here

[rivin 199]

Yahoo news running the same article: https://news.yahoo.com/university-texas-athletes-banking-likenesses-112043743.html