[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up

[Willfully Horn 7913]

Hearing Bertha to start the game? I am seeing it.

[WBT 20415]

Good drive.  When you get up around 14 plays, it's kind of a double edged sword.  It's impressive that you can keep converting 1st downs and don't turn it over, but you'd like to mix in some big gainers so you don't need so many plays to get down the field.

[Firemans4Horn 17826]

Card has a great arm. 

[cdain3 3454]

I love the guy but Okafor is ass. Good job Cade.

[SquishMitten 10397]

Burnt ends bitches!!!!!

[Horn Dogg 3807]

Fuck Yeah Burnt Ends!

[Bullneck 18984]

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

When was he ever?

Apparently the Louisiana likes him; he's in their Hall of Fame.

 

[Droopy 2623]

I feel like I just scored a TD too!!!🤘🏼

[TexasGolf 4856]

Fast ball !

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Brando sounds depressed when we score. I hope he sweats so much he gets dehydrated and gets foot cramps.

[Celery Man 20882]

[JFKFC 4878]

This is an amazing 1st half to overcome an offensive line this bad. Card deserves all the praise we can give him. 

[hookem48 4631]

3 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

I've been really surprised with his velocity and quick decision making. Could be really special.

well he better decide quick or he's going to die

[MIkeHoncho 1894]

Burnt Ends!!!  

[Ellellelle 308]

They really advertising right now with kpop to the football fan?

[Irish Wrist Watch 1349]

time for a turnover and a quick seven before halftime

[Mudcat35 196]

Card with the low and inside fastball.

[burntorangebongos 10681]

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

You know Sark saw this. That’s what $10 a month gets you. 

He's on discord keeping up with this thread to get these badass recs for play calls.

[Rip76 4913]

Play D.  Get to the 2nd half.

[YChang 3430]

We totally made that happen. 

[Hefeweizen 5307]

I think they are trying to figure out how to work the burnt ends in.  They know we will not be satisfied with just one TE TD per game.

[ButtFumble 5158]

damn they replaced Dicker with Decker after the missed field goal.....Sark not fucking around

oh wait no timbo got the name wrong because he was setting up for the "Card full deck" dad joke...

[TexasRenegade 2391]

Just want to say...while the oline penalties are annoying....it is nice that for a change a holding call isn't a guaranteed punt....

Edited September 4, 2021 by TexasRenegade

[Ignatius 4000]

If Whittington can stay healthy he can give us some Quan/Duvernay-type years….

[ztejas 43262]

Hearing that the gorilla cleared security and was on the sideline for that last drive. Boofing commenced. 

[Rip76 4913]

Just now, Irish Wrist Watch said:

time for a turnover and a quick seven before halftime

Pick 6

[TexasGolf 4856]

Great long drive. Let’s don’t let them go hurry up and get points 

[atomheartbevo 89404]

2 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

OL is just getting their asses whupped … 

It's early in the day, they'll wake up right?

[Pam Cummings 9566]

What a drive...

[Kel Varnsen 8430]

So do we start turtling now to hold on to the lead?

[victory88 5654]

Let’s go!! Drop those burnt end bags to Brewer!!

[Longhorn_Fan68 33833]

Omg stop with the puns!

[HuntinHorn 975]

Okafor should give up football and become a matador …

[Funk Doctor Spock 11920]

All dem burnt ends, baby. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10138]

Treatyoak... Going to need a Burnt Ends gif... Let's go!

[Vertigo 20265]

Loving Card so far. Good decision making , lightning release, and keeps us in good situstions.

[TommyGufano 6021]

Lake Travis hookup? Or was Brewer a Westlake guy? I mix em up sometimes

[chase25 2048]

Hudson has looked about as good as you could behind an OLine that is getting whipped. Seems like we’ve been in 2nd and 10 & 3rd and 10 all day and he has made quite a few plays

[Hank Scorpio 17721]

Proud to be a part of that touchdown, I heard Brewer didn’t have enough money to buy cleats so he was always slipping in practice but after getting the Burnt Ends money he was able to steal some from Foot Locker. 

[Dahobbs 17434]

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

poor bijan is going to be a generational talent sqaundered with this trash bag garbage O line

Glad is going to sue you for libel. 

[USNALonghorn 5024]

218-80 yard advantage despite being mostly neutralized in the trenches. That’s great coaching and scheming.

[HuntinHorn 975]

Just want to say...while the oline penalties are annoying....it is nice that for a change a holding call isn't a guaranteed punt....

Good point!

[hornian 5203]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Good drive.  When you get up around 14 plays, it's kind of a double edged sword.  It's impressive that you can keep converting 1st downs and don't turn it over, but you'd like to mix in some big gainers so you don't need so many plays to get down the field.

Counterpoint: fucks the D for future drives and opens up future gash plays 

[TommyGufano 6021]

Seen more Jett Bush snaps than I was anticipating. Good for him

[Hefeweizen 5307]

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

Lake Travis hookup? Or was Brewer a Westlake guy? I mix em up sometimes

Both LT guys.

[MIkeHoncho 1894]

D should be plenty rested.  3 and out please. 

[millhouse 2587]

3rd down, release the gorilla

Edited September 4, 2021 by millhouse

[williemackgarza 1826]

Rockermeyer can play!!

[Bigbend1812 12884]

Brock$

[Domedriver 655]

Put #60 on Brock!