[Game Thread] Ragin Cajuns at Longhorns - We're gonna fuck people up

[billfromlaketravis 11823]

Lewis was scared as shit all day. I don’t get the hype. 

[Tex-19 3013]

2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

So I didn't notice today:

Alfred Collins

Kitan Crawford, Troy Omeire (saw someone in #21 jersey early on sidelines in sweatpants; initial assumption was it was TO)

Prince Dorbah (he might just be buried on depth chart)

Omeire was known to be out with his knee thing. Idk what the deal is with Collins and Kitan, I noticed the same.

I think Dorbah is just low on the depth chart

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Eat a veiny sweaty cock Brando.

With lots of spegma.

[The Ace of Aces 5377]

HOOK ‘EM

Lots to improve on. But I think we have coaches who can actually teach players. 

[Bigbend1812 13059]

1-0.    That’s how you do it Tom, you fucking cunt.

[Valmy77 13626]

Nice win! Team looks really well coached..like they know how to play football and shit.

Nice to see.

[crony 377]

Fuck yeah Sark.

[THUJONE 4550]

3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

So I didn't notice today:

Alfred Collins

Kitan Crawford, Troy Omeire (saw someone in #21 jersey early on sidelines in sweatpants; initial assumption was it was TO)

Prince Dorbah (he might just be buried on depth chart)

Crawford had a great special teams tackle on a punt or kick. 

[WBT 20979]

Nice 1st win!  Beats the hell out of losing to Maryland.

[TexasGolf 5465]

Nice win

[Effyourcouch 125]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

With lots of spegma.

Smegma isn’t it?

[Laxtonto 13301]

Wanted one more TD for and was somewhat disappointed about the last TD against, but very happy overall.

 

 

And PK held them under 20….

[MillerEP 30907]

That’s a W! Damn it’s great to see things going back to normal.

[Zeus 6864]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Eat a veiny sweaty cock Brando.

 

[ousux 5639]

Fuck yes!

I am gruntled

[TexasGolf 5465]

Just now, WBT said:

Nice 1st win!  Beats the hell out of losing to Maryland.

Ask West Virginia too

[Lhorn 5094]

7 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Damn that was a boot

He’ll yeah it was. Dude just has a monster leg. 
 

All the MFers picking Texas for upset this week can suck a dick. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19455]

We’re back, bitches. 

[Texvet16 7]

I’m more than pleased with this win; got some things to work on but damn good win.

[TexasEx 1697]

Great win and start to the Sark era. Hook em!!!

[Funk Doctor Spock 13287]

Happy about not only the outcome, but also Sark actually using his talent to their potential. Card looked scared early on, but settled down and did what he's supposed to do. Happy with this win. 

[touchthemonolith 654]

WE WON BY MORE THAN ONE POSSESSION AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS

[Deej 77827]

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

1-0.    That’s how you do it Tom, you fucking cunt.

That game would have been a classic Herman loss.

[Deej 77827]

Hey, we're back.

[MAGS® 400]

Gruntled

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

That game would have been a classic Herman loss.

Absofuckinglutely.

[Real Papi 1113]

Card settled down and played a great game and BIJAN is an absolute beast.  Nice to have a HC that doesn’t turtle.  FTH and FCB.  Hook’em🤘🏼

Edited September 5, 2021 by Real Papi

[HornsOverIthaca 2339]

I saw...competence.

[Colonel Sanders 1392]

Hook'em

[Spankytoes 1748]

1 hour ago, Valmy77 said:

Nice win! Team looks really well coached..like they know how to play football and shit.

Nice to see.

I must of watched a different game. Our special team penalties and O-line are major concerns

[Celery Man 21098]

I was struggling with a baby most of the game - I saw Bijan get folded in half but I guess he has some extra cartilage due to the lack of agony displayed here?

Edited September 5, 2021 by Celery Man

[Biff Tannen 46168]

1 hour ago, Spankytoes said:

I must of watched a different game. Our special team penalties and O-line are major concerns

This is true.  Oline especially.  That said, I am gruntled.

[USNALonghorn 5186]

Long muscles and flexible tendons are a hallmark of longevity is an athlete.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

I was struggling with a baby most of the game - I saw Bijan get folded in half but I guess he has some extra cartilage due to the lack of agony displayed here?

I was screaming at the TV to get people off him.

[Burntcowboy 1845]

I’ll take the win but our D gave up too many yards and we turtled on our last drive

[Pig Bellmont 8886]

When was the last time we actually contained a dual threat QB and didn’t see him run wild all fucking day?

[Pig Bellmont 8886]

8 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

I’ll take the win but our D gave up too many yards and we turtled on our last drive

We were up 3 scores. It makes sense to run clock

[crash_davis 23470]

It's the first game. Besides bama, most teams look like they are playing their first game of the season.

We have things to work on but most teams do. But for a brand new coaching staff breaking in brand new systems and a brand new QB, I'm happy as shit.

 

We're going to kick the shit out of pig next week.

 

OU looked pedestrian but they too will improve.

[Biff Tannen 46168]

1 hour ago, Pig Bellmont said:

When was the last time we actually contained a dual threat QB and didn’t see him run wild all fucking day?

No shit.  BYU still haunts me.

[ztejas 44227]

12 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I was struggling with a baby most of the game - I saw Bijan get folded in half but I guess he has some extra cartilage due to the lack of agony displayed here?

He hyperextended his knee and it was a huge blow to Texas for the rest of the game. 

Oh wait... I thought it was Tim Brando for a second. 

He's fine.

[Lhorn 5094]

26 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

When was the last time we actually contained a dual threat QB and didn’t see him run wild all fucking day?

He was supposed to be pretty good too. I expected him to gouge us but they bottled him up really well. 

[hornian 5294]

5 hours ago, hornian said:

I think Overshown needs more bands on his legs. 

I feel like a dick now:

 

[Valmy77 13626]

45 minutes ago, Spankytoes said:

I must of watched a different game. Our special team penalties and O-line are major concerns

What special team penalties? On that one play with the called back TD? That was hardly egregious. And yeah the offensive line is not great.

But that was a well coached team that made few big mistakes. I didn't say they could run Alabama or whatever you thought I said. Being well coached is playing up to your potential and not beating yourself. We did that today.

[TrashMaster G 18094]

How pissed off am I going to get at Brando's stupidity when I watch the replay?

Edited September 5, 2021 by TrashMaster G

[mr. sunshine 2859]

55 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

I was struggling with a baby most of the game

Well don’t keep everybody in suspense. How did the delivery go?

[Modessit 5667]

How pissed off am I going to get at Brando's stupidity when I watch the replay?

I really wish they'd sync Craig Way's call with the telecast for the LHN replays.

[Modessit 5667]

Well don’t keep everybody in suspense. How did the delivery go?

Thought it was a sugar baby, and he was trying to decide between Applebee's and TGIF.

[JesusSweatDuck 18113]

How about that play design on Bijan's TD reception. I love it. Sark is one bad ass offensive mind

[Modessit 5667]

I think we can all agree that we need much better O-line play, but I'm encouraged that we seemed to scheme around that deficiency to get points on the board. Very refreshing.

And our D-line was obviously in Contain mode for most of the game so I'm not worried too much of lack of consistent pressure on the QB. LBs need some improvement in coverage and tackling.

[po elvis 2141]

58 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

How pissed off am I going to get at Brando's stupidity when I watch the replay?

i didn't think he was anti-Texas at all.