Arkansas game week

[Vertigo 20,267]

1 hour ago, Atticus said:

They basically have to get naked to use the restroom if they're wearing one of those too, it's not all terrible.

They make skinny girls look fat and fat girls look like circus elephants. Hard pass on the rompers. 

[Nivek 16,864]

I do want to know what his deal is.  All of a sudden he is all over the place.  I guess I could try to research it.  Or you could tell me.
 
Also I assure you I am very very savvy.

[ElChupacabra 254]

3 minutes ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

Are we still in the part of the season where Texas is back? Or have we made it to part where Texas accepts its mediocrity? 

You're going to look really stupid (even more than you already do) when Texas walks out of the stadium with a 30+ point win in Fayetteville.

[CharlieStrongFan 180]

2 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

You're going to look really stupid (even more than you already do) when Texas walks out of the stadium with a 30+ point win in Fayetteville.

It was the TCU game last year where you were top 10** and then lost right?  Just trying to pinpoint when Texas is back and when they aren't back.  Tough stuff really.

[ElChupacabra 254]

3 minutes ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

It was the TCU game last year where you were top 10** and then lost right?  Just trying to pinpoint when Texas is back and when they aren't back.  Tough stuff really.

The funniest thing about you piglet fans is you've been perfectly okay with being your conference's doormat. Hell, Misery even had a more successful season since joining the SEC than arky has had. The reason "Texas is back" is even a thing is because Texas was at the top of CFB and lost their way. Piglet hasn't been at the top of ANYTHING in a long, long time. 

Name your last conference title. 

Name your last national championship in any of the three major sports.

Name the last time you were even in contention for either of the above. 

I'll wait.

[Yesh 904]

19 minutes ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

Are we still in the part of the season where Texas is back? Or have we made it to part where Texas accepts its mediocrity? 

Yes, and not yet

[ElChupacabra 254]

Also, might want to compare Arky and TCU stats when it comes to winning percentage, bowl records, last conference title, pretty much every statistic that measures the success of a program. 

I know you're from Arkansas and can't read very well so I'll give you a quick breakdown:

TCU beats out pork aggy in just about every single metric. 

You're welcome. Now run along and get back in line at the chicken plant, kid.

[Kermit 3,128]

Is this just the same Cleetus?

[ElChupacabra 254]

Last time Arky played TCU they managed to score one whole touchdown in four quarters of play and lost 28-7.

[Doc Reeves 6,434]

[texifornia 56,547]

Oinks from the sty

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[ElChupacabra 254]

Just now, Kermit said:

Is this just the same Cleetus?

Same as in same person? Could be, I guess. They are definitely the same genealogically seeing as how they all share approximately 70.8% of the same DNA.

[texifornia 56,547]

Part II

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[texifornia 56,547]

Part III: This time with out-of-leftfield Alamo historiography!

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[conVINCEd 21,468]

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Oinks from the sty

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Have some rep for oinks from the sty.

[ztejas 43,266]

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Let's see... we're ranked 15th, so if we blow them out, then yes it would move the meter and potentially have playoff implications. 

They're acting like we were below .500 under Herman. We've won 4 straight bowl games including thrashing ranked UGA and Utah teams. We have a legit Heisman contender. We just stole half of Bama's NC winning staff and poached the best coordinator from the P12. 

Even when Texas is down Texas still moves the needle. Irrelevant for Texas =/= irrelevant for Arkansas.

Edited September 8, 2021 by ztejas

[Hank_Hill 18,502]

Man, for not hating us they sure do expend a lot of effort hating on how much they don’t hate us and why they hate us for this myth that they hate us.

[Patricio Swayze 17,058]

*15

[ztejas 43,266]

14 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Name your last national championship in any of the three major sports.

They won a basketball title fairly recently. I mean - Michael Jordan was playing baseball at the time and Charles Woodson hadn't won the Heisman yet but it isn't quite ancient history. 

[ElChupacabra 254]

Piglet is terrified. They know that if Texas strolls into Fayetteville and absolutely embarrasses them that they're all going to catch hell from their SEC brethren--especially aggy. 

[ElChupacabra 254]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Man, for not hating us they sure do expend a lot of effort hating on how much they don’t hate us and why they hate us for this myth that they hate us.

You hate to see it.

[ztejas 43,266]

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Man, for not hating us they sure do expend a lot of effort hating on how much they don’t hate us and why they hate us for this myth that they hate us.

They really hate having to explain how they don't hate us. 

[Gohogs14 123]

12 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Also, might want to compare Arky and TCU stats when it comes to winning percentage, bowl records, last conference title, pretty much every statistic that measures the success of a program. 

I know you're from Arkansas and can't read very well so I'll give you a quick breakdown:

TCU beats out pork aggy in just about every single metric. 

You're welcome. Now run along and get back in line at the chicken plant, kid.

I would hope so considering they were in a G5 conference for 15 years

8 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Last time Arky played TCU they managed to score one whole touchdown in four quarters of play and lost 28-7.

After beating them the year prior

16 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

The funniest thing about you piglet fans is you've been perfectly okay with being your conference's doormat. Hell, Misery even had a more successful season since joining the SEC than arky has had. The reason "Texas is back" is even a thing is because Texas was at the top of CFB and lost their way. Piglet hasn't been at the top of ANYTHING in a long, long time. 

Name your last conference title. 

Name your last national championship in any of the three major sports.

Name the last time you were even in contention for either of the above. 

I'll wait.

In contention? Three years ago.

[ElChupacabra 254]

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

They won a basketball title fairly recently. I mean - Michael Jordan was playing baseball at the time and Charles Woodson hadn't won the Heisman yet but it isn't quite ancient history. 

Lol yeah fairly recently. I was still shitting in diapers at two years old and I'm now scaring the shit out of thirty. At least I had hair on my nuts when Texas last won a football national championship.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,781]

21 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

The funniest thing about you piglet fans is you've been perfectly okay with being your conference's doormat.

Why do you hate doormats?

[ElChupacabra 254]

1 minute ago, Gohogs14 said:

I would hope so considering they were in a G5 conference for 15 years

And Arky is in the best conference in college sports and has a losing bowl record. So it's okay to suck ass in a big league but not okay to be one of the best in a small league?

 

2 minutes ago, Gohogs14 said:

After beating them the year prior

Recency bias requires that we only look at the most recent meeting. 

 

3 minutes ago, Gohogs14 said:

In contention? Three years ago.

Because I'm lazy and don't really care enough to look anything up, will you expound upon this? I'm assuming it was in basketball or baseball. I don't follow either enough to know 

[Longhornlove 4,779]

31 minutes ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

It was the TCU game last year where you were top 10** and then lost right?  Just trying to pinpoint when Texas is back and when they aren't back.  Tough stuff really.

When was the last time Arky sniffed the top ten?

Edited September 8, 2021 by Longhornlove

[Huckleberry 32,705]

Just now, ElChupacabra said:

Because I'm lazy and don't really care enough to look anything up, will you expound upon this? I'm assuming it was in basketball or baseball. I don't follow either enough to know 

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,781]

That will never not be funny

[ElChupacabra 254]

2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Why do you hate doormats?

I don't hate doormats. I just think they're overrated because they are a part of a large and renowned group (area rugs) and instead of standing on their own merits they just ride coattails through the doorway to success. 

 

I tried way too hard to be witty on this one and it shows 

[ElChupacabra 254]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That can't be true. EVERYONE I KNOW CALLS THEM THE OMAHOGS! They run that shit, right?

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

7 hours ago, Soliver465 said:

The best thing about Surly Horns (after Burnt Ends) is the ability to crowd ban trolls and idiots.  These piggies that have gotten the hammer are from below Dante's lowest level of hell.

 

[Huckleberry 32,705]

One of the underrated aspects of that moment is the front row Arkansas fan throwing up the #1 sign in utter jubilation near the end as he anticipates the national championship and then immediately transitioning to "Oh COME ON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?" as he realizes it may have just slipped away.

[ElChupacabra 254]

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

 

That was fucking awesome. 10/10 would watch again.

[JesusSweatDuck 17,780]

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

That was fucking awesome. 10/10 would watch again.

squeeeeeee

[ztejas 43,266]

1 hour ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

By the way, you really can't talk about Arkansas special teams without...

 

That game was one of the funniest ass whippings ever. 

[ElChupacabra 254]

4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

One of the underrated aspects of that moment is the front row Arkansas fan throwing up the #1 sign in utter jubilation near the end as he anticipates the national championship and then immediately transitioning to "Oh COME ON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?" as he realizes it may have just slipped away.

I don't know shit about fuck when it comes to baseball but one thing I do know is that Arky fans are devoted and I just know that completely wrecked their fans. Which I love. 

[CharlieStrongFan 180]

24 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Let's see... we're ranked 15th, so if we blow them out, then yes it would move the meter and potentially have playoff implications. 

They're acting like we were below .500 under Herman. We've won 4 straight bowl games including thrashing ranked UGA and Utah teams. We have a legit Heisman contender. We just stole half of Bama's NC winning staff and poached the best coordinator from the P12. 

Even when Texas is down Texas still moves the needle. Irrelevant for Texas =/= irrelevant for Arkansas.

All those 5 stars too shame.  Don't worry though Sark after Dark has Texas back!

[ElChupacabra 254]

Just now, ztejas said:

That game was one of the funniest ass whippings ever. 

Sure was. The funniest part? They act as if it never even happened when you mention it to them. They completely wiped that game from their collective memory.

[ElChupacabra 254]

1 minute ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

All those 5 stars too shame.  Don't worry though Sark after Dark has Texas back!

Cool story. Now tell us about your most recent rankings. 

[Big Woodrows 4,195]

2 minutes ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

All those 5 stars too shame.  Don't worry though Sark after Dark has Texas back!

[jwtexan 180]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

That is hilarious because it's true.

 

You don't want to be out here. You think you want to be out here because you are not out here. Last time you was out here... out here was different.

[CharlieStrongFan 180]

1 minute ago, ElChupacabra said:

Cool story. Now tell us about your most recent rankings. 

The Hogs haven't been good at football in 10 years.  We don't claim to be good.  We also don't get perennial ranked in the top 25, yet never finish there.  And despite the shiny 15 next your name there is still a really good chance you lose in Fayetteville on Saturday.  Texas is like the 8th best team we will play this year.

[Pimphand 5,601]

25 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They won a basketball title fairly recently. I mean - Michael Jordan was playing baseball at the time and Charles Woodson hadn't won the Heisman yet but it isn't quite ancient history. 

Scoreless Corliss Williamson and yes I realize they won it all in 1994 but the sub 20% FG% in 1995 against UCLA was Barkley's origin of the nickname I believe.

[jwtexan 180]

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

That "Tulum???" tweet cracked my shit up. 

These people are 60% crab leg, 30% iced coffee and 10% vape pen. Beloved. Whatever went wrong... go back and make it right. 

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE OUT HERE

[Huckleberry 32,705]

Why do the duller Razorback fans who have come over this week think posting information that Texas has greatly underachieved for the last decade is some sort of effective smack talk or even a revelation for Texas fans? We've been talking about that the entire time. We've also fired three coaches because of it.

It would be like Texas fans going to their boards and saying HAHAHA DID Y'ALL KNOW THAT CHAD MORRISS SUCKED AND YOUR TEAM WAS REALLY BAD I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT HAHAHA NOW YOU KNOW.

[Big Woodrows 4,195]

1 minute ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

The Hogs haven't been good at football in 10 years.  We don't claim to be good.  We also don't get perennial ranked in the top 25, yet never finish there.  And despite the shiny 15 next your name there is still a really good chance you lose in Fayetteville on Saturday.  Texas is like the 8th best team we will play this year.

this guy puts two spaces after a period, just in case anyone needed any more reason to disregard his opinion

[Pimphand 5,601]

21 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

My favorite part of that is definitely just how fucking badly the 2B overruns that

[ztejas 43,266]

3 minutes ago, CharlieStrongFan said:

The Hogs haven't been good at football in 10 years.  We don't claim to be good.  We also don't get perennial ranked in the top 25, yet never finish there.  And despite the shiny 15 next your name there is still a really good chance you lose in Fayetteville on Saturday.  Texas is like the 8th best team we will play this year.

We have as many top 25 finishes in the last 4 years as you do since 2000. 

[CharlieStrongFan 180]

2 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

This guy puts two spaces after a period, just in case anyone needed any more reason to disregard his opinion.

Capital T and period at the end please.  Classic Austin/Texas superiority complex you got there though.