Post-Game : We Won. They Lost. ULL is Ass

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

Hudson Card - troof

Bijan - Everything

Defense - Legit

Offensive Line - WIP

#BurntEnds

[Laxtonto 12080]

Had our first BurntEnds TD, Sarks first win, Whit balls out, and Bijan setting career highs in multiple usage categories

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

Didn’t get to watch, did listen while shooting Whitewing.  Enjoyed every minute of both.  The game was better than most expected and the fretters could imagine, but exactly where we should and need to be. 
let’s gorilla buttfuck arky now

Pro tip.  AirPods aren’t bad earplugs.  

Edited September 5, 2021 by Teamdirtyleg

[RomaVicta 29908]

How am I feeling?

 

But we gotta get better at pass blocking.

[Lhorn 4913]

Cars looks really promising. Made some nice throws. Looked good when he had to use his legs. JWhitt needs to get the ball.  Robinson (the other one) looks dangerous.  He’s gonna break backs when he comes in fresh after Bijan and Roshon have worn down the defense.  Bijan looks like Bijan. 

[Hagbard Celine 10866]

brando sucks cock

it is known

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

Bijan is special. That OL is going to be an issue. Okafor got worked all game 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

Was Imade the first guard up when Angilau went out?

[Deej 76797]

First game with new coaches and new system. Can't wipe the stink of the last decade off immediately. We seem to be heading in the right direction. 

[Bevo14 8311]

1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Was Imade the first guard up when Angilau went out?

Conner I think

[Mez2 4023]

We are back!

[cactusflinthead 27598]

Ok here we go. Over here. 

[Hagbard Celine 10866]

unseeable by brando:

1.

our ostensibly weakest room, the receivers, had a huge day

they caught the damn ball on big downs

no dropsies, solid routes, tough catches just off the ground

whittington with 7, the other guys combined for 6, plus brewer burnt TD

2.

coaching

totally ready and aware for the onside kick

stuck with the gameplan

situational awareness on play calling

 

[texifornia 56973]

20 point win over a ranked team? Celebrate yall, that was a good game.

[CurlyDumps 4471]

Anyone got insight on what the deal was with the redhead kid on the sideline? Sark seemed a bit miffed.

[Pig Bellmont 8719]

 

[Teamdirtyleg 1060]

Just happy with a decisive win.  When I get home I’ll watch it DVR’d but it sounded more than acceptable as a win all things considered.B

[horngrad03 1148]

Game never really seemed in doubt after the 1st quarter.

Card looks cool, calm, confident and in control. It will get harder but he seems poised.

Bijon as expected, but he needs help.

O-Line has a lot of work to do, but did move the LOS a few times.

Whittington.....finally!

Worthy is gonna be a beast.

We have effective running backs blowing out our ass.

Team will lose to OU. Iowa St. is a toss up.

[Henry Hill 3156]

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

Anyone got insight on what the deal was with the redhead kid on the sideline? Sark seemed a bit miffed.

[UncleSonny 6572]

Brando is an all time thundercunt. Never seen a stick stuck further up a commentator’s ass than the one he has for UT. 

Did Jamison get hurt? I don’t think I saw him out there in the second half and seemed like we were getting a lot of Barron.  Sorry if already discussed, been drinking. 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

This is a big boy coaching staff.  Had the team ready for the surprise on-side.  Deferred correctly.  Defense never panicked.  Offense worked around OL issues.

[deadshank 24653]

15 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

brando sucks cock

 

He’s not even trying to quit

[Tom Chairman 264]

Alright, who's got the early line for next week?

[JohnnyTapia 536]

18 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Didn’t get to watch, did listen while shooting Whitewing.  Enjoyed every minute of both.  The game was better than most expected and the fretters could imagine, but exactly where we should and need to be. 
let’s gorilla buttfuck arky now

Pro tip.  AirPods aren’t bad earplugs.  

That’s what I’ve been telling people. The noise canceling future is quite good 

[JOSEYWALES66 1802]

3 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Brando is an all time thundercunt. Never seen a stick stuck further up a commentator’s ass than the one he has for UT. 

Did Jamison get hurt? I don’t think I saw him out there in the second half and seemed like we were getting a lot of Barron.  Sorry if already discussed, been drinking. 

He came back after the injury 

[Nicole44 22060]

I put this in another thread so not sorry if already posted:

Bijan Robinson 176 yards from scrimmage the most in a Texas opener since 2009. Hook'em. 

[ztejas 43454]

22 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Didn’t get to watch, did listen while shooting Whitewing.  Enjoyed every minute of both.  The game was better than most expected and the fretters could imagine, but exactly where we should and need to be. 
let’s gorilla buttfuck arky now

Pro tip.  AirPods aren’t bad earplugs.  

That's a fine looking hound there.

[Lhorn 4913]

4 minutes ago, deadshank said:

He’s not even trying to quit

Why would he?  You do what you love.

[nycHorn 3011]

What was the story with Sark ripping into that red headed assistant? He was visibly pissed and sark said something like shut the fuck up.

[SL Xpress 7516]

4 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

That OL is going to be an issue. Okafor got worked all game 

Okafor wasn't the only one. Christian Jones doesn't look like a strength at left tackle, either, especially in pass blocking. To focus on the OL is being a little churlish. Watching Mack Brown's UNC team get absolutely destroyed on the line of scrimmage reminded me how many years (aka decades) we've had terrible offensive lines, with a few exceptions. So many positives outside of that.

Playcalling met expectations. Especially with no interior consistent running game available. That slow developing outside run to the right in the first half wasn't my favorite. 

You know, Jeff Banks gets his dick sucked so much, it's been tough to buy in. But the kickoff receiving team was mentally ready for the onsides. The first punt return was electric outside of the penalties. The second return where he put Worthy on the field alongside Jamison to defend better against the rugby punt which led to an 18 yard return - it's all a sign of really good preparation, leadership and tactical awareness. I don't know what to think about it. It's like we have signs of a great coaching staff.

I haven't seen a Texas defense be so consistent in stopping 3rd and short since...Muschamp? Louisiana was not a chump offense. It's only the first game, but really nice opener. 

Skill position players look like a strength for sure. Loved seeing Whittington show. He's so strong. I believe we've only scratched the surface of what he's capable of. 

Anyone heard anything about D'Shawn Jamison?

They don't look dominant, but that's okay. They looked really solid in all areas. Well prepared. Well coached, with room to improve. I'd say every area of the team at least met expectations, with the overall performance exceeding them considerably. This game showed a lot to build on. Bring on Arkansas. 

 

[Hiphopopotamos 20875]

Was Alfred Collins out there?  I don't remember seeing him and I definitely don't remember hearing his name called.

[GringoSalado 1651]

When Sark said we had two good QBs he was not lying.

Saw JWhit with some vicious blocking effort.

3 minutes ago, nycHorn said:

What was the story with Sark ripping into that red headed assistant? He was visibly pissed and sark said something like shut the fuck up.

For some reason I was imagining him saying "Make sure nobody gatorades me after beating fucking ULaLa."

 

Or maybe that's the "Get back!" coach.

 

edit: My other impression I should note is that Louisiana looks like a well coached team who may well win the rest of their games.

Edited September 5, 2021 by GringoSalado

[Gravy Train 974]

9 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

We have effective running backs blowing out our ass.

Team will lose to OU. Iowa St. is a toss up.

No... shit no, man!  My Kool-Aid is sweeter than that.  Someone hook this guy up with the transitive property decoder ring, configured to ULL vs Tulane.

Effective running backs blowing out on dey asses is how one beats OU, by gassing their D-Line on grind-out drives and keeping the ball out of Rattler's hands.

[TrashMaster G 17557]

Again, fuck the doubters!

 

Dennis Dodd can eat a bag of dicks.

 

[dcar00 14210]

18 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

Game never really seemed in doubt after the 1st quarter.

Card looks cool, calm, confident and in control. It will get harder but he seems poised.

Bijon as expected, but he needs help.

O-Line has a lot of work to do, but did move the LOS a few times.

Whittington.....finally!

Worthy is gonna be a beast.

We have effective running backs blowing out our ass.

Team will lose to OU. Iowa St. is a toss up.

eh.  no one knows what ISU is going to look like.

[ztejas 43454]

15 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

Alright, who's got the early line for next week?

Guessing it will be about the same. Texas should get a TD easily. Maybe plus a point or two. 

[Rip76 4928]

Light it!!

[Valmy77 13226]

20 minutes ago, horngrad03 said:

 

Team will lose to OU. Iowa St. is a toss up.

We have a long way to go before we can expect to do better than Tulane and Northern Iowa.

But seriously we have a lot of pretty salty teams...and Rice...between us and OU. I am not entering those games as wins just yet.

[Tom Chairman 264]

Guessing it will be about the same. Texas should get a TD easily. Maybe plus a point or two. 

Arky was favored in our game as of a few weeks ago.

[RGBIII 22840]

BURNT ENDS BIIIIIIITCH!!! 

[mwaadeeb 1216]

 A bunch of new names in the defensive backfield. Lots of bodies.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

18 minutes ago, JOSEYWALES66 said:

He came back after the injury 

So the stick up his ass didn’t puncture his colon?

[JOSEYWALES66 1802]

1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

BURNT ENDS BIIIIIIITCH!!! 

Didn’t Sanders get a holding call on his first play?  Lol.  Ask for a refund.  

[mchookem 16336]

i'm glad i didn't let Lobo scare me off completely 😄...ingress/egress in the NE corner was just fine, our section wasn't too crowded, and a bandana worked as both a face covering and sunblock lol. 

first series was alarming but man, they shook it off - this is how we're supposed to win these games 🤘 

we did have to fold our cards at the end of the third though...it occurred to me that 10 years ago we used to take the kids/grandkids to the Riverwalk and Six Flags and stuff in August when they'd come down and the heat and sun barely bothered us...this was pretty much the same but our ages sure feel different 😋

so many people dressed insanely for a game in this heat - yikes. saw 7 different people being attended to by medics. heat was brutal, not gonna lie. 

EZ looks rad af and i can't wait to see it during a night game. i'm glad we went...now, i got a covid test to pass in the next 10 days 🤔

bring on the Sark era!! HOOK 'EM 🤘

[The Ace of Aces 5184]

The o-line is a problem - but we might actually have coaches who can teach and improve skills. 

Card can zip a damn football - he didn’t really have any bad throws and didn’t make any horribad decisions. Good start. Lots to build on, and Sark is a QB whisperer.

Bijan is god and a Heisman-worthy back. RoJo is my favorite player, just a rockstar who balls. 

Defense will be very good. 

Lafayette is a better team than pig. Shit, Cajun is a better team than at least 1/4 the Big 12. 

Edited September 5, 2021 by The Ace of Aces

[Nicole44 22060]

4 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

BURNT ENDS BIIIIIIITCH!!! 

[USNALonghorn 5078]

Just now, The Ace of Aces said:

The o-line is a problem - but we might actually have coaches who can teach and improve skills. 

Card can zip a damn football - he didn’t reply have any bad throws and didn’t make any bad decisions. Good start. 

Bijan is god and a Heisman-worthy back. 

Defense will be very good. 

Lafayette is a better team than pig. Shit, Cajun is a better team than at least 1/4 the Big 12. 

I’d bet they finish middle of the pack in this year’s Big12.

[ztejas 43454]

9 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

Arky was favored in our game as of a few weeks ago.

Cool.

[horngrad03 1148]

20 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

No... shit no, man!  My Kool-Aid is sweeter than that.  Someone hook this guy up with the transitive property decoder ring, configured to ULL vs Tulane.

Effective running backs blowing out on dey asses is how one beats OU, by gassing their D-Line on grind-out drives and keeping the ball out of Rattler's hands.

I pray you on right. They are the only bad match up on the schedule. 

We look tough.

 

[hookem48 4687]

neither team cramping up, kudos for that shit