You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

[South Austin 52515]

[Celery Man 20960]

whoa, must be Burt Reynolds or something

[futureman 22466]

you’re pretty sick, chubbs. 

[Kennythetiger 9386]

Just looking for the other half of this bottle. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

[Biff Tannen 45691]

[Chilly Water 415]

Somebody’s cloooser

[South Austin 52515]

37 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

There was a time when I really thought I was going to marry Julie Bowen. It wasn’t creepy in the slightest.

[yoladu 4094]

^^seriously... the funniest thing in the movie. which is crazy considering the script read:

 

[turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time] 

Shooter McGavin : good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!

 

great line read from McDonald

[Parliament 14260]

Stay out of my way!  Listen...to what I say!

[futureman 22466]

I was Mr Larson for halloween one year in college. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

 

[Angry Gorilla 1768]

Stay out of my way!  Listen...to what I say!

Hey why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

Damned alligator bit my hand off!

[shadow_operative 15932]

i've seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck!

[Hook1997 5355]

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

Shooter might be one of my favorite characters in a comedy ever…and his Twitter is hilarious.


Reporter: you gotta admit, 450 yards is a hell of a drive

Shooter puffin on a victory cigar: how did he finish? Dead last? Yeah yeah he had a good day tho

[Eskimohorn 5635]

 

Prior to this movie, were there any celebrity heel turns?

With stuff like Curb Your Enthusiasm its more commonplace.

I think Kareem in Airplane! was kind of like that when he tells the kid off.

[Mileslong 4727]

I wonder that when mr and mrs south Austin were holding their new baby boy and pondering his future, thinking he might be president some day, or perhaps a Senator?

I wondering if they ever thought he would write this…

[horngrad03 1148]

You no want breakfast?!?

[Biff Tannen 45691]

1 hour ago, Mileslong said:

I wonder that when mr and mrs south Austin were holding their new baby boy and pondering his future, thinking he might be president some day, or perhaps a Senator?

I wondering if they ever thought he would write this…

If all of our parents knew the drivel we post on this site…

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2078]

On 9/5/2021 at 4:37 PM, Parliament said:

Stay out of my way!  Listen...to what I say!

 

On 9/5/2021 at 8:19 PM, Angry Gorilla said:

Hey why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?

i was always amused at this joke because it seemed so unlike any other humor at the time.  

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2078]

also, holy shit, google says bob barker is still alive.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

9 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

 

i was always amused at this joke because it seemed so unlike any other humor at the time.  

The best part is another of Shooter’s “I don’t know how to come back to that bizarre response so I’m just going to leave” moments. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8817]

[TrashMaster G 17557]

You're gonna die, clown!

 

I can't believe this movie is 25 years old.

[kingkoopa6 8350]

Gold Jacket, Green Jacket who gives a shit 

[LonghornJones 837]

My fingers hurt.

Well now your back is gonna hurt because you just pulled landscaping duty.

[shadow_operative 15932]

...til the night closes in!

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

And Lafferty, Daniel.

[South Austin 52515]

You can trouble me for a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP!! Now you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep.

[Biff Tannen 45691]

4 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

You're gonna die, clown!

 

I can't believe this movie is 25 years old.

I had that scene as my answering machine message in high school for some reason. 

[Biff Tannen 45691]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

And Lafferty, Daniel.

Lafferty, Daniel and Gilmore, Happy

[Biff Tannen 45691]

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Lafferty, Daniel and Gilmore, Happy

Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard.

[Parliament 14260]

Grizzly Adams DID have a beard.

[futureman 22466]

I saw two big fat naked bikers in the woods off 17 havin’ sex. how am I supposed to chip with that going on, doug?

[Henry Hill 3156]

Edited September 9, 2021 by Henry Hill

[ChickenSandwich 9836]

[oSuJeff97 3435]

LOL Ben Stiller was amazing in this role.

YOU'RE IN MY WORLD NOW, GRANDMA.