9.6.21 Coach Sark press conference 11am

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

11am on LHN, Austin radio, and maybe possibly here:

https://texassports.com/watch/?Live=401&type=Live

Texas off to a clean start. The Sark Era is underway. Super hot weather for the home opener. New south end zone debut. 

Horns defeat Louisiana 38-18 and move to 1-0. Next up: At the Hogs

 

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

Current Vegas line shows Texas favored by 6 over Arkansas

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[Hagbard Celine 10969]

#teambigup2da

way to go bijan

what the hell is pig pom wearing on their feet

[RomaVicta 30053]

26 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Aggy wuz robbed.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

[RomaVicta 30053]

I love the updated let's-show-up-in-ties look. You don't have to look like 1960s corporate middle management, but look sharp!

Sark is putting back the burnt in burnt orange with his neckwear.

[Radical Larry 28664]

Sark is not fucking around. Ready to go at 11am sharp.

[SDG 3319]

And we’re live.  

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[The Dude 1247]

Kurt is our Tim Brando. Somebody put this fucker out to pasture already. Fuck. 

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[Hagbard Celine 10969]

kurt's cloudy eyes betray his mental incapacity

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[Hagbard Celine 10969]

sark on pass protection: thought we were good, 2 of the sacks from the TE position....   

[Skipper 6250]

Sark clearly the type of coach that isn't going to give much info on injuries.  But the fact he didn't say Junior out for a significant period of time hopefully a good sign.

[bigup2dahorns 3343]

[SDG 3319]

2 sacks from the tight end position.  I may need a refund.   
 

joking.  

[CfRhTxStBobcats 602]

Wonder what his thinking is on a #8 ranking after 1 victory? I would imagine a slower ascent would be preferred.

[Hagbard Celine 10969]

kurt:  blah blah blah wheel route blah blah

sark: i don't want to give all my secrets out

[shakahorn 1650]

I panicked and I’m darn sure I’m not the only one.

[BurntOrange&White 40076]

A completely retarded question by Daily Texan about if Thompson will get more reps vs Arkansas. Actually braindead stupid. He’s the fucking backup QB

[South Austin 52673]

3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A completely retarded question by Daily Texan about if Thompson will get more reps vs Arkansas. Actually braindead stupid. He’s the fucking backup QB

Kirk Bohls has a grandkid who writes for the Daily Texas?

Edited September 6, 2021 by South Austin

[utee94 15878]

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

A completely retarded question by Daily Texan about if Thompson will get more reps vs Arkansas. Actually braindead stupid. He’s the fucking backup QB

What was the answer?   I'm hoping it was, "He'll play when we're up 5 TDs in the 4th."

[Hagbard Celine 10969]

30 minutes exactly

no elevators at all

[The Dude 1247]

Austin Sports Media -
“Steve, you played a football game on Saturday. What are your thoughts on that?”

 

I feel sorry for coach having to answer this inane bs every week

[gmr548 16617]

15 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Wonder what his thinking is on a #8 ranking after 1 victory? I would imagine a slower ascent would be preferred.

I haven't seen Texas ranked as high as 8 anywhere, and neither the AP or the coaches poll is out with games yesterday/today, but I very much expected the hype train to be rolling if Texas came out looking competent.

[Enchubben 5545]

When asked about what goes into a 4th down go for it decision, Steve admitted momentum plays into it.

What a stark difference from fuckface Tommy. 

[pch 1261]

58 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

#teambigup2da

way to go bijan

what the hell is pig pom wearing on their feet

You try finding couture footwear to cover a cloven hoof!! 

[Vito Andolini 9135]

17 minutes ago, CfRhTxStBobcats said:

Wonder what his thinking is on a #8 ranking after 1 victory? I would imagine a slower ascent would be preferred.

#James Franco What? GIF

What is this? I’ve been busy. Where are we ranked #8? Thanks in advance.

[Pato del Muerto 52692]

 

hookem looking dapper

[Pato del Muerto 52692]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

#James Franco What? GIF

What is this? I’ve been busy. Where are we ranked #8? Thanks in advance.

I don’t understand either. Polls/rankings should come out tomorrow since there’s a game being played today. 

[Vito Andolini 9135]

I almost got suckered with this from “AP News.”

https://collegefootballnews.com/2021/09/coaches-top-25-poll-powered-by-usa-today-rankings-prediction-week-1

Then you read the small print and it says it’s a “prediction” if Ole Miss wins tonight. What passes for “journalism” today is shameful. 

[gmr548 16617]

Now that I look, ESPN FPI did bump Texas to 7, though that's a computer ranking and not human. They were already 11 though.

[Hiphopopotamos 20893]

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

hookem looking dapper

Keondre looking like he stepped out of Reservoir Dogs

Loreal Sarkisian knows how to dress our coach.

New suits for all of the players - that allow them to show some personality - was an awesome idea.

[TheRRKid 227]

17 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

 

hookem looking dapper

Love Keondre in the Blues Brothers look. Get the man some Ray Bans

Edited September 6, 2021 by TheRRKid

[PTINS 3486]

Loved the presser!

Sark reminds me of ... the Terminator.  Situational awareness, always gathering and processing information.  Picking the right tool and using it for its intended purpose.

The wheel route to Bijan was a TD before the snap.

Texas will out coach teams, for the first time, since when?  DKR, Fayetteville, '69? 

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It's deja vu all over again.

   

[Mo Horn 8876]

Well shit. LHN had it listed for noon, so I missed it. 

[MotownHorn 1798]

33 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

When asked about what goes into a 4th down go for it decision, Steve admitted momentum plays into it.

What a stark difference from fuckface Tommy. 

You mean he doesn't consult a folder like this to decide whether to go for it?

 

Edited September 6, 2021 by MotownHorn

[Okcool 786]

28 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Now that I look, ESPN FPI did bump Texas to 7, though that's a computer ranking and not human. They were already 11 though.

AP and Coaches poll predictions are both #15. Sounds about right. Beat piggy handily on the road at night, top 10.

Edited September 6, 2021 by Okcool

[Davis Lane 5681]

22 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Keondre looking like he stepped out of Reservoir Dogs

Loreal Sarkisian knows how to dress our coach.

New suits for all of the players - that allow them to show some personality - was an awesome idea.

The red bow tie with red pumas is outstanding.

[TexasGolf 5035]

22 minutes ago, PTINS said:

Loved the presser!

Sark reminds me of ... the Terminator.  Situational awareness, always gathering and processing information.  Picking the right tool and using it for its intended purpose.

The wheel route to Bijan was a TD before the snap.

Texas will out coach teams, for the first time, since when?  DKR, Fayetteville, '69? 

   

[BurntOrange&White 40076]

13 minutes ago, Okcool said:

AP and Coaches poll predictions are both #15. Sounds about right. Beat piggy handily on the road at night, top 10.

Hopefully not…  Unless there is a lot of shake up ahead.