Sark: “Wake the fuck up”

[Pancho 44713]

This happened at the end of the game. Sark yelled at someone on the sideline while Fox was doing a promo on how good of a person he was. Immediately as the cam was in him, he reprimanded someone with the above. The guy looked like he was gonna cry. Then Sark went back and said some words to calm him down.

 

Who was this?

[StruggleBus 3922]

Your mom

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

That little boy’s name was Albert Einstein. 

[Rhinotx 499]

Just now, Dr. Teeth said:

That little boy’s name was Albert Einstein. 

And that’s the rest of the story

[SimkinsMan 4386]

It was a message to all fans who have slept through the last decade-plus in a state of torpor induced by on-the-field incompetence.

[JFKFC 4878]

6 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This happened at the end of the game. Sark yelled at someone on the sideline while Fox was doing a promo on how good of a person he was. Immediately as the cam was in him, he reprimanded someone with the above. The guy looked like he was gonna cry. Then Sark went back and said some words to calm him down.

 

Who was this?

This never happened. I'm pretty sure you were hallucinating. Are you the guy who was wandering around the LBJ fountain claiming to be Jesus Christ?

[Surly Bevo 24908]

It was the designated GA to be yelled at even when you are kicking ass but want to send a message that much much more is expected....Sark learned this from the master.

 

Edited September 6, 2021 by Surly Bevo

[David Dennison 18851]

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

Sark said, ‘Get woke?’

[ztejas 43414]

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It was the designated GA

What's the kid slashing on the season? 

[Pancho 44713]

26 minutes ago, StruggleBus said:

Your mom

My mom is a Blek. This man was a Whyte

[Izhmash 562]

Can I get a clip? I missed this moment, but considering I heard it was a redhead, has me curious if its my neighbor who was a GA for Tom, and got hired on by Sark.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

20 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It was the designated GA to be yelled at even when you are kicking ass but want to send a message that much much more is expected....Sark learned this from the master.

 

Or possibly Keanu. I'm thinking Keanu. 

 

[ztejas 43414]

8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My mom is a Blek. This man was a Whyte

yt*

[Harrison Stafford 3335]

Can’t we all just get along?

[Bobby_Batronic 1994]

Can something without a soul be woken up?

[Nope 3114]

Just some ginger

[freyguy 4265]

We should make it our new Surly motto

[South Austin 52456]

Just now, freyguy said:

We should make it our new Surly motto

“Just some ginger” seems like a lame motto.

[Daichee Bell 2925]

Just now, freyguy said:

We should make it our new Surly motto

Name the Defense? 

[Davis Lane 5580]

41 minutes ago, Pancho said:

This happened at the end of the game. Sark yelled at someone on the sideline while Fox was doing a promo on how good of a person he was. Immediately as the cam was in him, he reprimanded someone with the above. The guy looked like he was gonna cry. Then Sark went back and said some words to calm him down.

 

Who was this?

[Newy25 7668]

I saw it too. It was some ginger looking graduate assistant. Not sure what he was so mad about. 

[Kennythetiger 9376]

3 minutes ago, South Austin said:

“Just some ginger” seems like a lame motto.

Not really. Hitby and Derka are both gingers, if I correctly recall. And who better represents our organization??  

[89Horn 1514]

7 minutes ago, Nope said:

Just some ginger

Hi!

 

[thunderlounge 7815]

15 minutes ago, Pancho said:

My mom is a Blek. This man was a Whyte

What if he was an albino blek?

 

[Dbeasy 15042]

4 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Cannot see this dude without thinking of his creepy breaking bad character. 

[jw4381 3070]

40 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It was the designated GA to be yelled at even when you are kicking ass but want to send a message that much much more is expected....Sark learned this from the master.

 

Compared to: scared Tom Herman gif...(which I can't find...).

I'll take Satan every time.

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

That kid’s name was Moe Greene.

[ClubWhatever 12120]

Probably a QB analyst named JD Dean.  Followed Sark here from elephant.  Now the downfall of the program has been averted and we can get on with our lives. 

[jw4381 3070]

7 minutes ago, 89Horn said:

Hi!

 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

This never happened. I'm pretty sure you were hallucinating. Are you the guy who was wandering around the LBJ fountain claiming to be Jesus Christ?

 

Nah, couldn’t have been. That was me…

[Nope 3114]

7 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Probably a QB analyst named JD Dean.  Followed Sark here from elephant.  Now the downfall of the program has been averted and we can get on with our lives. 

Yep that’s him, JD Dean

[Wishbone 4759]

Just now, Nope said:

Yep that’s him, JD Dean

What did he do? Unplug Sark’s headset?

[Irieguy 1059]

5 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

What did he do? Unplug Sark’s headset?

No. He just plugs. 

[futureman 22444]

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

This happened at the end of the game. Sark yelled at someone on the sideline while Fox was doing a promo on how good of a person he was. Immediately as the cam was in him, he reprimanded someone with the above. The guy looked like he was gonna cry. Then Sark went back and said some words to calm him down.

 

Who was this?

https://www.fox.com/watch/d6c7846f58af0fedcf2cc9221f79235e/

at 3:15:05? that’s what you’re talking about?

I had read posts talking about it and thought it was actually something. what a bunch of irrelevant bullshit. sark barely changed his expression. you guys are pussies. 

Edited September 6, 2021 by futureman

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

It was the guy in charge of keeping the cords from entangling the HC.

You mean everything’s wireless? No wonder Sark was pissed. 

Edited September 6, 2021 by ImissWallyPryor
Except he wasn’t.

[Pancho 44713]

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

https://www.fox.com/watch/d6c7846f58af0fedcf2cc9221f79235e/

at 3:15:05? that’s what you’re talking about?

I had read posts talking about it and thought it was actually something. what a bunch of irrelevant bullshit. sark barely changed his expression. you guys are pussies. 

Nobody cares.

[futureman 22444]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Nobody cares.

if you think that was some big sideline explosion you’re pretty fragile. 

[Dennis Taylor 18809]

51 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Cannot see this dude without thinking of his creepy breaking bad character. 

I think of Tyra

 

 

[Hermanator 7032]

54 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

What if he was an albino blek?

 

This isn't Oklahoma

[cmontexas 3270]

4 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I think of Tyra

 

 

10/10 would kill a guy for

[El Squared 1802]

I guess its a slow day for this be a thing

[futureman 22444]

7 minutes ago, El Squared said:

I guess its a slow day for this be a thing

it’s not a thing. 

[WhatTheBuck 28775]

28 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

10/10 would kill a guy for

She’s a dog compared to this Tyra:

[Hermanator 7032]

He just talked to him. Think people are only making it seem bad because he's red headed and looks weak. 

[DaggerHorns 3082]

57 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Nobody cares.

Is that why you created a thread about it?

[Pancho 44713]

1 minute ago, DaggerHorns said:

Is that why you created a thread about it?

About futureman? No.

[DaggerHorns 3082]

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

About futureman? No.

I though this post was literally referencing the issue that your thread is about.

I didn’t realize his post was about himself.

[ChiTownDoc 21144]

The postgame threads are just as big an abortion after winning.  Who could have guessed?!

[Pancho 44713]

7 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

I though this post was literally referencing the issue that your thread is about.

I didn’t realize his post was about himself.

Keep up my nig