You can't wear a bathing suit because I get a hard on - some christian dude

[WhatTheBuck 28,705]

11 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Folks like briskets wife are the exception, and I'm sure they both have plenty of stories of the friction they face because of it

As if either lawyerin’ or preachin’ are noble professions.  😛

(No disrespect intended but that was too easy.)

[Nivek 16,853]

So few lions

[Satchel 6,908]

Well, as Sister Helena used to say, 6 inches for the Holy Ghost.

[RomaVicta 29,775]

3 hours ago, elfenix said:

Should move to Afghanistan

Or Texas. Whichever is closest.

[SimonBolivar 10,911]

Dude's going to make a GoFundMe and get $3M in donations and a weekly spot on the radio. He knows what he's doing.

[Mole 4,320]

New believers should be encouraged to add 1 Cor 5:12 to their memory verse list to nip this stuff in the bud: What business is it of mine to judge those outside the church? Are you not to judge those inside?

And of course the judging within the church mentioned here involved a continuing sexual relationship between man and mother-in-law, not the height of a teenager’s hemline or the amount of thigh jiggle.

There’s a very strong biblical case — maybe a command — for Christians to be mindful and considerate of the struggles of fellow believers. This is inward looking though, not outward looking. I can choose to refrain from certain things if it supports the needs and struggles of my community, but I don’t see the case for how I can impose the same restrictions (aside from the don’t sleep with your mother-in-law thing) on another person. As was rightly pointed out, Jesus said to gouge your eye out, not berate the object of your lust.

I’d love to do away with the earnest Christian vocal affect. Speak with your adult voice, not that of some poor Marilyn Monroe impersonator. The moment you hear that breathy voice, guard your heart and wallet.

[BrickHorn 18,186]

4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

In my lifetime, I've seen Jesus paintings and other portrayals that went from blond hair/blue-eyed, to dark hair/dark-eyed with a decent tan.

My kids may actually see him portrayed as what he actually looked like.

Here you go:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bama Chick 28,596]

Aww, you boys are so quaint.

There’s not a woman alive - pretty, ugly, young, old, fat, thin - that hasn’t been subjected to this in some form in their lives.

Usually it comes from a family member or significant other.

[BrickHorn 18,186]

Just now, Bama Chick said:

Usually it comes from a family member

So that’s how it is in Alabama…

[Goredho 17,345]

10 hours ago, SquishMitten said:

He allegedly also has two children with his fiance. So, if we're being all religiousy and whatnot, I think that's more frowned upon than wearing bikinis. And in the group photo, none of the suits appeared to be too revealing. The only one not shown is the girl taking the picture, but you can briefly see her in one of the vids and the bikini bottoms were normal coverage sized. 

His fiancé probably wore a bikini on the day he knocked her up, dude.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,546]

"Sky Daddy" just makes me think of someone posterizing his kids with a vicious tomahawk. 

[Sawbonz 27,398]

Dude was having ptsd flashbacks from HS

 

[Captainant 27,442]

10 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"Sky Daddy" just makes me think of someone posterizing his kids with a vicious tomahawk. 

 

[Goredho 17,345]

If we are going to outlaw every type of clothing worn by a woman who evokes a male boner, there will be no clothing left for women to wear.  They will just walk around with their cooter on full display, 90% of us dudes will walk around with boners all day, nothing will get done and society will collapse.  I’m pretty sure God doesn’t want that, unless he’s like:

[52-80 19,081]

very difficult to opine on this subject without seeing pics of these alleged sexy bikinis

[52-80 19,081]

very difficult to opine on this subject without seeing pics of these alleged sexy bikinis

[bad_teammate 13,132]

20 hours ago, Post Oak said:

 Christians are the worst.  Change my mind.

Hence the need for Christ's atonement.

You're starting to get it

[brown water 3,761]

18 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

There’s an enormous chasm between the values of Christ and those of Christianity.

I’m starting to think “Speak my truth” is Christian for “Hold my beer”

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,410]

I've known women who say that they have bathing suits that they wouldn't wear to a pool party at their parent's house. One, that's a sign to have a pool and invite them to a party. Second, it points out that we all know that we act or wear something different based on the situation.

But that doesn't mean that we have to act like we're at our grandparent's sunday dinner in every situation in our life. When you go to a public lake or beach, people are allowed to act or wear what they want, short of breaking a law.

[Woodrow Call 494]

19 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

There’s an enormous chasm between the values of Christ and those of Christianity.

Yep. It's been that way since the third century. I'd say it started when men decided that women (who helped finance and support Christianity) could no longer hold leadership roles in the early church. 

The core principles of Christianity are essentially incompatible with the dominant American cultural attributes. Building wealth, the lust for power, economic growth with no regard for the health of the planet, inequality. We're not a "Christian nation." America can be terrifying. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,546]

When did getting a boner turn into a bad thing? That's usually the high point of my day.

Edited September 9, 2021 by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

[Bojack 2,073]

16 minutes ago, Woodrow Call said:

Yep. It's been that way since the third century. I'd say it started when men decided that women (who helped finance and support Christianity) could no longer hold leadership roles in the early church. 

The core principles of Christianity are essentially incompatible with the dominant American cultural attributes. Building wealth, the lust for power, economic growth with no regard for the health of the planet, inequality. We're not a "Christian nation." America can be terrifying. 

What do you think of this bathing suit incident?  Would you say that's rude behavior?

[crash_davis 23,083]

Dude is fired from his job.

[Guest Lobo]

Fitting company name, considering that he jerked off to those girls as soon as he got home and his fiance went to sleep.  

[Woodrow Call 494]

2 hours ago, Bojack said:

What do you think of this bathing suit incident?  Would you say that's rude behavior?

I think he's nuts. Total jerk. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,705]

Mighty Hand. That’s awesome.

[washparkhorn 9,935]

2 hours ago, Woodrow Call said:

Yep. It's been that way since the third century. I'd say it started when men decided that women (who helped finance and support Christianity) could no longer hold leadership roles in the early church. 

The core principles of Fundamentalist Christianity are essentially incompatible with the dominant American cultural attributes. Building wealth, the lust for power, economic growth with no regard for the health of the planet, inequality. We're not a "Christian nation." America can be terrifying. 

Only one minor edit (separating the bath water from the baby, if you will). 

The Leviticus-loving fundies are an American phenomenon.

They reject the New Covenant presented by Christ and revert to pre-Christianity moral codes, such as those found in Leviticus, as a means of controlling those whose behavior they find offensive. 

[elfenix 34,171]

6 hours ago, 52-80 said:

very difficult to opine on this subject without seeing pics of these alleged sexy bikinis

check the 3rd tiktok

 

[Woodrow Call 494]

11 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

Only one minor edit (separating the bath water from the baby, if you will). 

The Leviticus-loving fundies are an American phenomenon.

They reject the New Covenant presented by Christ and revert to pre-Christianity moral codes, such as those found in Leviticus, as a means of controlling those whose behavior they find offensive. 

Sure. They're obsessed with returning to what are essentially the old Jewish purity laws, all of which were rejected by Jesus in the New Testament. But I don't agree with your edit (inserting fundamentalist) and think perhaps you may have misunderstood my intent. I'm saying our dominant cultural attributes in America (most of which are bad) are incompatible with early church Christianity or Christ's real teaching. Our lack of national healthcare could be Exhibit A. Mass incarceration could be Exhibit B. Add our lack of care for the environment, etc. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13,410]

I've always had a problem with proselytizing that some Christians practice, which I know they strongly believe that they're required to do. I recall that Classics/History teachers talking about these behaviors are why Christians were viewed unfavorably at different times in history. No one really wants to hear why you think they're going to hell. 

[washparkhorn 9,935]

5 minutes ago, Woodrow Call said:

I'm saying our dominant cultural attributes in America (most of which are bad) are incompatible with early church Christianity or Christ's real teaching. Our lack of national healthcare could be Exhibit A. Mass incarceration could be Exhibit B. Add our lack of care for the environment, etc. 

We are in 100% agreement. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,106]

22 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Is there a tuck rule in college football? Yes or no? I asked and never received an answer in the affirmative. I’m inclined to say no. Do you know? Or are you just talking shit?

I'm aware of the tuck rule in drag shows.

 

 

This is super frowned upon, but not technically against the rules.  You will get points taken off in the judging though.

[Brisketexan 104,561]

22 hours ago, Captainant said:

Flying planes into buildings wasn't broadly supported by Muslims. Shaming and exercising every available mechanism to control women is broadly supported by christians. Folks like briskets wife are the exception, and I'm sure they both have plenty of stories of the friction they face because of it

You mean my wife, the ordained Christian minister who is fucking done with "Christians," and whose ministry largely tends to people who are similarly done with American Christianity?  Yeah, she shares your take.  And she gets plenty of busybody American "Christians" who berate her or report her to church authorities for not being their brand of "Christian."

The most effective christian ministry and evangelism I've ever seen.....is people simply leading a good and kind life, doing their best to live out the gospels, and treating people with love and kindness.  Want to get more people interested in following Christ?  Then maybe demonstrate that following Christ means you're a decent person, instead of a judgmental dick.

[crash_davis 23,083]

[Sawbonz 27,398]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Dude is fired from his job.

[52-80 19,081]

2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

. No one really wants to hear why you think they're going to hell. 

the road to hell is paved with perky tiddies

[Ojo Rojo 1,891]

On 9/8/2021 at 11:31 AM, ndawg said:

This is true, but at the same time, it has to be acknowledged that evangelical churches are basically molding generations of people into scientifically illiterate, uncurious dunces who present a real threat to civilized society.

Yes, but they do tithe.

[crash_davis 23,083]

9 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

the road to hell is paved with perky tiddies

 

 

Edited September 9, 2021 by crash_davis

[Beau Vine 53,987]

^^^^^

For a second, I thought MrPhlegm had wandered in here...

[Satchel 6,908]

4 hours ago, Woodrow Call said:

I think he's nuts. Total jerk. 

I hope we’ve heard the last from him, but I somehow doubt it. 

[Pescado_Rojo 19,331]

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Dude is fired from his job.

Cancel Culture is out of control!! 

[RDCanecutter 26,249]

6 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Dude is fired from his job.

I'm guessin the dude always sucked at building things, they kept him on because they felt sorry for him or as a favor to somebody else, and then they were delighted to have a new reason to fire him.

[elfenix 34,171]

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

^^^^^

For a second, I thought MrPhlegm had wandered in here...

not enough old army castrating himself through his jeans

[formermav43 4,599]

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

^^^^^

For a second, I thought MrPhlegm had wandered in here...

Nah, the first pic would have been Catherine Bell.