[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam

[Deej 76818]

1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

thank god for that oil money, we'd be nothing without it.

Ain’t got nothing on nurse’s money.

[El Squared 1802]

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Remember “wow the team looks so well coached.  Just executing without mistakes.  So refreshing.”

That was 7 days ago. 

Its a good thing teams improve the most between the first and second games, otherwise we would be in real trouble right now.

So much for all the kicking their ass bravado. Offense seems like they like licking ass...

[Blotto 23538]

3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Definitely looked like a guy realizing he has a soft, weak team. 

fuck him then. he gets paid a lot of money so his team doesn't play like baby shit. 

[BachelorTrek 2989]

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Fucking Rice had 10 points at half last week.  Rice.

That piggy thought they could not play hard against and win. Duh!

[Sgt Hulk 13774]

Honestly we are close. We are like 6 o line recruits From being ok 

[Zeus 6075]

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

We are either extremely predictable or our play call signals are lazy and easy to read, because they keep making the correct defensive checks a lot

No their defensive strategy is simple. Their DL whoop the fuck out of our OL every single fucking play.

[Texas Flood 1356]

We s'posed to be SEC

[OU Sucks 8852]

Maybe we can ask Rice how they scored 17 and had over 300 yards of offense against these fucks.

Edited September 12, 2021 by OU Sucks

[TwiceHorn 31493]

I'll say this.  Pig may surprise some people.  They have sucked atrociously for the last couple of years and maybe had a hangover against Rice.

They have got to turn it around sometime.  Pittman seems like a better coach than they've had.

[dcar00 14218]

4 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Dicker should just focus on kicking. 

He should focus on punting. He sucks as a fg kicker.

[RandomIdoit 655]

We s'posed to be SEC.

[lilMAC25 3794]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly we are close. We are like 6 o line recruits From being ok 

Lol

[The Deuce 1094]

I don’t give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. 28-22 Horns. 

[hornian 5219]

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly we are close. We are like 6 o line recruits From being ok 

Any mid season transfer targets?

[Deej 76818]

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Fucking Rice had 10 points at half last week.  Rice.

Rice has an offensive line.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, Pimphand said:

I'm not rooting against the starting QB you fuckstain. I am calling out the dipshits who whined about Thompson going in to early last week.

 

You fucking clown. 🤡

[Flg8rfan 201]

Or anytime you are only down two possessions

Are you? You have ZERO points. You are making an assumption you can score.

[lilMAC25 3794]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

I'll say this.  Pig may surprise some people.  They have sucked atrociously for the last couple of years and maybe had a hangover against Rice.

They have got to turn it around sometime.  Pittman seems like a better coach than they've had.

Lol, moral victory!

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

I'll say this.  Pig may surprise some people.  They have sucked atrociously for the last couple of years and maybe had a hangover against Rice.

They have got to turn it around sometime.  Pittman seems like a better coach than they've had.

Does he like motorcycles and his assistants’ wives?

[F250 28777]

6 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Imagine openly rooting against the starting QB of the team. Yikes. 

Nobody here is rooting against your imaginary boyfriend. You need some perspective 

 

[TOR 5647]

6 minutes ago, F250 said:

78 fucking total yards of offense.

Don't even get me started.

 

[BrickHorn 18237]

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

LMAO at the people saying Sark is like Herman.

What they meant is that Texas Football is going to drive him to drinking.

[hornian 5219]

Just now, The Deuce said:

I don’t give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. 28-22 Horns. 

24-16. 

[EZ$ 2105]

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Honestly we are close. We are like 6 o line recruits From being ok 

Grad transfers. Recruits going to take 2-3 years to help. We need the help now. 

[Modessit 5603]

What?? He has missed open guys. One of which would have been a TD.  He’s been awful. 

The one to the open guy that "would have been a TD" who also was wide open and dropped a ball that hit him in the hands? You're assuming he catches it regardless how well it's thrown. Everyone is sucking right now.

[Rockethorn1978 6092]

We get the ball first so if they go 3 and out it’s over 

[sith_horn 2406]

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

LMAO at the people saying Sark is like Herman.

 

this shit didn’t happen to Herman.

Maryland

[StassneyHorn 6605]

Just now, Flg8rfan said:

Are you? You have ZERO points. You are making an assumption you can score.

Are you retarded? Fair question 

[Edwards Limestone 114]

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

I'll say this.  Pig may surprise some people.  They have sucked atrociously for the last couple of years and maybe had a hangover against Rice.

They have got to turn it around sometime.  Pittman seems like a better coach than they've had.

They win 8 games. Maybe.

Although we might not win 5 so…

[orange dream 1254]

This time was tied with Rice in the 4th qtr last week. 
Next week may not be looking so good either. 

Edited September 12, 2021 by orange dream

[Sgt Hulk 13774]

I’m thinking final score is gonna be around 30-10 

[TexArcher 37900]

3 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

LMAO at the people saying Sark is like Herman.

 

this shit didn’t happen to Herman.

You don't remember trailing Maryland 30-14 at the break?  The exact same margin?

[lilMAC25 3794]

Just now, sith_horn said:

Maryland

Touché.

[dcbc 14487]

36 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Gotta get this crowd out of the game 

Should we announce that some of their cousins are in the parking lot?

[Elmer_Fudd 22265]

Better get the schedules out and mark a L' next to @ TCU, OU, and @ ISU.

[StassneyHorn 6605]

1 minute ago, Modessit said:

5 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

What?? He has missed open guys. One of which would have been a TD.  He’s been awful. 

The one to the open guy that "would have been a TD" who also was wide open and dropped a ball that hit him in the hands? You're assuming he catches it regardless how well it's thrown. Everyone is sucking right now.

Whittington makes the TD grab if he chooses not to backpedal

[Pimphand 5763]

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

You are the clown you stupid cocksucker. I am sure you were one of those Thompson is a bitch clowns so go die in a fire.

[nineliveslost 2782]

We look bad . I might stay up and keep drinking , cheer on the Horns and fuck the wife...Or I will go to bed 

I am getting real sleepy. Might be close to night night time 

[TucoRamirez 30]

Just now, The Deuce said:

I don’t give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. 28-22 Horns. 

We shall see if our coaches can make adjustments in 2nd half…and either love them or crush them surly style. 

[lilMAC25 3794]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

You don't remember trailing Maryland 30-14 at the break?  The exact same margin?

I remember us scoring some points in that half…

Edited September 12, 2021 by lilMAC25

[dcar00 14218]

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

I'll say this.  Pig may surprise some people.  They have sucked atrociously for the last couple of years and maybe had a hangover against Rice.

They have got to turn it around sometime.  Pittman seems like a better coach than they've had.

Eh. Rice went toe to toe with them for 3Q.

Ark will win 5 games.

PK and sark are getting Art Briles'd on D and OL is looking mack brownian.

[hookem48 4700]

37 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Gotta get this crowd out of the game 

wayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too late for that

[Hank Scorpio 17729]

I put in a call to Steve, told him to let the TE room know that if they pick it up in the second half I would increase my monthly donation to $20. That should light some fires. 

[Modessit 5603]

I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Just now, Pimphand said:

You are the clown you stupid cocksucker. I am sure you were one of those Thompson is a bitch clowns so go die in a fire.

You sound retarded. Get help 

[Hermanator 7081]

I'm trying to think of a more embarrassing half of football on offense in the last 11 years. That was horrible. All things considered the defense was stout to only give up 16 

[runthebone 7994]

We are at least at 1.1 Watsons at the half.  Nice

[Funk Doctor Spock 12387]

Just now, Modessit said:

5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Riley Reid and Remy La Croix. You're welcome.

Remy is also top notch 

 

A++++

[TOR 5647]

Horns, a billion.  Hurricane Ditka, ... less.

[Brothahorn 10087]

We are lucky it is just a 2 score game. We just need to stop them from driving and we need to execute our plays. The Oline needs to fucking get the lead out and beat the fucks they are up against. Shit, they are not a better squad. Beat them on play at a time, Oline. Fucking help your young QB get some breathing room. 

C Jones needs some lead in britches. Did you see the way 55 pushed his ass around?