[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam

[DanTheHorn 4936]

My puppy is having her first heat and this team is more willing to lay down and get fucked then she is.

[Coach pop a bitch 5484]

Somewhere tommy is laughing

 

[Modessit 5603]

It's an Arkansas team that can't beat aggy.

After that Colorado game today, don't be so sure of that.

[Longhornlove 4835]

PK just got schooled by baby Briles, embarrassing.

[BERT 4380]

3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

You should really think about jumping.  You don’t want to be the last one on the cliff.

I’m pacing myself, sir 

[TwiceHorn 31510]

Just now, Rholl said:

Sark got Arkansas dick drug across his face repeatedly

Dick that had been balls deep in his ass.  His apparently very dirty ass.

[Lowcountry Hog 266]

Good job.   Good effort.  Y’all need to get in this conference ASAP.

At least you don’t put slaw on your BBQ

[SHOOTER12 8811]

Fuck it, just changed channels to watch 3's Company...

[Vito Andolini 9127]

Just now, 'stache said:

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SEC so good! Congrats!

Go fuck yourself. We’ll still be able to beat your backwater excuse for a school. 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2652]

2 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

It’s the heat of the moment pissed off talk. Both drop it 

In the heat of the moment people show their true Colors. @StassneyHorn’s color is racism. 

[nineliveslost 2788]

and im not talking about just by the score

[Get ln My Van 927]

Got our ass kicked. Fuck it and Fuck everyone 

[cdain3 3454]

Should've knew when we had Schooler and Brockemeyer starting that this defense was gonna be shit.

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Whelp…a new record for PK. 

[D3zii 3708]

2 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Lol. Not listening to national sports radio for the next few weeks now.

Just said this 😂

[Colonel Sanders 1357]

In the grand scheme of the universe, this loss isn't that big a deal.

[Michael Knight 12989]

Maybe we should start scheduling some FCS teams

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

So are we sure we really want to be part of the future superleague?  I mean, the kids at Colgate have a lot of fun at their games. 

[Deej 76847]

Just now, Modessit said:

1 minute ago, Deej said:

It's an Arkansas team that can't beat aggy.

After that Colorado game today, don't be so sure of that.

We're not beating Rice.

[Slacks 6823]

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Our ends and LBs are just terrible.  They get caved in on every play. The cut back has been there all night.  

Nope.  You must blame the coach. 

[tokamak 6432]

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Just now, nineliveslost said:

did Herman ever shit the bed this bad?

Believe 24-7 against TCU in '17 was his worst loss 

[Doc Sam Beckett 5795]

18 minutes ago, 2k15 said:

Arkansas has backups in and is starting to play prevent D. Thompson does look better though.

You squeaked out a victory at the last minute against ECU. Shane Beamer is your coach. You're not SC, and you're not Carolina. You're UofSC and you're not going to win a single secsecsec game this year. 

[alphahorn 1637]

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

did Herman ever shit the bed this bad?

2 losses to Maryland trumps this

[crimsonlonghorn 2306]

5 minutes ago, Tom Chairman said:

This is the worst loss since when??

Notre Dame?

Or BYU 

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[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

This is borderline UNerotic. 

[Vito Andolini 9127]

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

did Herman ever shit the bed this bad?

No. But he still sucked.

[Tom Chairman 264]

Can't wait to listen to those Inside Texas fucks try to make sense of this one

[Wishbone 4762]

got our ends burnt tonight.

[Gatorubet 30261]

Sark got Arkansas dick drug across his face repeatedly

And yet, his expression did not change.

[Crapinon 2257]

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

You should really think about jumping.  You don’t want to be the last one on the cliff.

Yeah, if you wait to be the last one, you'll just end up landing on top of everyone who jumped before you. After this game it could be quite a few people and you would survive to watch more of this craptacular season.

[deadshank 24653]

Outgunned. Outclassed. Outcoached.

[mr. sunshine 2827]

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fuck it, just changed channels to watch 3's Company...

The Notebook here 

[D3zii 3708]

Winning is Really hard

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

Goddamn I am glad I will be down in Fulton next weekend fishing instead of watching this horseshit program.

[Ghost of LL 15539]

Turned this off like an hour ago to watch a three-year old episode of Iron Chef America.

 

I have no regrets.

[BERT 4380]

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

It's an Arkansas team that can't beat aggy.

If they play like this they will. But I still wouldn’t bet on it 

[Vito Andolini 9127]

Whittington ate the poison cheese.

[orangebird 1079]

Just now, Michael Knight said:

Maybe we should start scheduling some FCS teams

North Dakota State would run train on this team if they played the way they played tonight.

[cdain3 3454]

@ Notre Dame?

Notre Dame was actually good.

[Irish Wrist Watch 1392]

To try and add a bit of hope the a fucking dumpster fire, I can remember a season when Texas had a disappointing two game start. Or maybe it was just one bad game. Bill Bradley moved from QB to the secondary and James Street stepped in and won about 21 straight games... or something like that.

The real problem might be a coach who couldn't see the difference between Thompson and Card.

[chase25 2048]

Jordan Whittington fucking sucks. Transfer please

[Modessit 5603]

The Notebook here 

Looking for something with a happier ending?

[mdmost 43008]

Perhaps Whittington should worry less about his NIL and catch the fucking ball.

[nineliveslost 2788]

1 minute ago, Colonel Sanders said:

In the grand scheme of the universe, this loss isn't that big a deal.

have you been watching this game ?!?!?! holy fuck man , we are getting manhandled 

[Asu2215 247]

Arkansas is going to start referring to these uniforms as the 'prison' uniforms. As in, remember those uniforms we wore the night we raped Texas and went to prison. 

[Had Enough 2083]

2 losses to Maryland trumps this

No it doesn’t.

[Best served cold 150]

Welp, I think it's time for this teams execution.

[Deej 76847]

This is what we get for the Surly RV rolling into Fayetteville like world beaters.

[Had Enough 2083]

Notre Dame?
Or BYU 

Wrong again