[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam

[Vito Andolini 9,454]

What a disgusting half of football. 

[Sgt Hulk 14,464]

We are a long way from being a football team in the power 5 ranks. This line isn’t built for FCS let alone anything else. That was the most embarrassing half of football since strong. 

[burntorangebongos 10,826]

We are lucky it is just a 2 score game. We just need to stop them from driving and we need to execute our plays. The Oline needs to fucking get the lead out and beat the fucks they are up against. Shit, they are not a better squad. Beat them on play at a time, Oline. Fucking help your young QB get some breathing room. 

[MirrOlure 15,287]

Sign me up for Team Casey. Hudson Card seems like he sucks

[OU Sucks 9,403]

3 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Remember that near-recovery at the three yard line

Our oline probably would've had 2 false starts in a row, followed by a snap over Card's head, two incompletes, and Dicker misses wide right.

Edited September 12, 2021 by OU Sucks

[EuroHorn 3,295]

Dicker should just focus on kicking. 

[hookem48 4,857]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Yeah maybe it's a personal foul to tackle the QB from behind at his knees 7 seconds after the whistle but what the fuck do I know

maybe our pussy olineman should have stopped the guy

[Zeus 6,864]

1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

What a bunch of stupid fucking piggies. They don’t just run twice on 3rd and 2 inside the 10 and then let the clock run at the end of the  half against our gassed D. Thank god for stupid SEC bullshit. 

Lol yeah that stupid sec bull shit has one of the worst teams in the SEC with the DL and OL shitting down our throats.

[perfectchaos007 6,780]

And now Bumper Pool is eligible to play the 2nd half. Fuck everything 

[Rockethorn1978 6,206]

I’m tired of hiring coaches that say “we prepare the same for everyone”.. no we are playing a rival and we’re gonna go to Walmart stadium and kick their ass. Unfuckingbelievable. If they come out flat as fuck the second half I will Know exactly how sark tenure will go. 

[Vic Mackey 47,975]

Imagine openly rooting against the starting QB of the team. Yikes. 

I'm not rooting against him but he fucking sucks. And if he's the best we got, then we are in serious trouble. This dude can't even gain a 1st down. Even a low rank Arky team doesn't even respect him. See what Casey has.

[Nicole44 22,317]

Well…I don’t need to be looking at Twitter the rest of this game. 

[Knoxtnhorn 6,309]

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

raciss!

Damn.  You got me before I deleted the post.  

Bottom line.  We have lots of blame to go around, but having a middle linebacker and a safety not do ONE thing for an entire half is pretty bad.

[GTX Horn 1,725]

We played a terrible half of football and are only down 16. Could be A LOT worse so there's that

[Revolution512 1,518]

1 minute ago, MotownHorn said:

We run every first down and pass every second down and Arkansas knows it 

Its not on card

Guys are running free and his eyes are bad. Couple that with the miss to Whittington and Whittingtons drop, just awful. Dicker didn’t get off the bus either 

[El Squared 1,854]

Offense played with no intensity or energy, Porn stache holds on to the ball and stays in a mythical pocket too long . Jesus Steve try something else.

[DanTheHorn 5,091]

Card and Bijan have no help and that includes drops Whitt

[Mdhorn 6,166]

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Pig is not a good team

They're winning the los.  That, along with drops, is what's killing the offense. 

Edited September 12, 2021 by Mdhorn

[HornPhD 1,389]

Good thing I have plenty of beer and whiskey; and my daughter’s soccer game tomorrow isn’t until noon. 

[AUS-97HORN 12,051]

1 minute ago, F250 said:

78 fucking total yards of offense.

 

thats still 19 better than we did all game against them in 2014

[EZ$ 2,126]

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Dicker should just focus on kicking. 

Unfortunately, he’s a better punter. 

[936horn 942]

3 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Should we stay in the Big 12. We are getting our ass beat by a middle lower SEC team 

Lower middle? lol arky is the bottom of the barrel SEC

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

Remember “wow the team looks so well coached.  Just executing without mistakes.  So refreshing.”

That was 7 days ago. 

[BachelorTrek 3,321]

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

So is this the thread where you can contribute to pay these players money right? Yeah I’ll pass

To tight ends that we don't throw to, and haven't thrown to for at least 8 years?

[hookem48 4,857]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

We are lucky it is just a 2 score game. We just need to stop them from driving and we need to execute our plays. The Oline needs to fucking get the lead out and beat the fucks they are up against. Shit, they are not a better squad. Beat them on play at a time, Oline. Fucking help your young QB get some breathing room. 

it's not about getting the lead out, we have 5 pussies on the oline, there's no lead there

[Doze 1,324]

I think it's great that we are all still great friends. 

[nineliveslost 3,011]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

They're winning the los.  That's what's killing the offense. 

and its killing the defense also 

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,651]

When is the last time we had a qb play this bad? 

[Ldogg53 514]

3 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

I don’t think he’s looked terrible, like our OL and receivers.

What?? He has missed open guys. One of which would have been a TD.  He’s been awful. 

[El Squared 1,854]

Is Bo Pellini available?

[The Ace of Aces 5,377]

2 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Pig is not a good team

They’re absolutely kicking our ass at every position (except punter because we can’t stop them on offense enough to have that difference). Soooooo, how bad is this Texas team? 

[UDontKnow 10,572]

2 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Can we have Herman back?  Atleast we didn’t get blown out like this…

You're better than this. Or maybe I'm wrong and you aren't.

[MillerEP 30,907]

We are either extremely predictable or our play call signals are lazy and easy to read, because they keep making the correct defensive checks a lot

[dcar00 14,976]

1 minute ago, F250 said:

78 fucking total yards of offense.

 

1.25 watsons

[StassneyHorn 6,779]

9 minutes ago, Flg8rfan said:

That argument works if you have a score. Any score.

Or anytime you are only down two possessions

[ChickenNuggets 1,661]

thank god for that oil money, we'd be nothing without it.

[Deej 77,850]

Sark, at halftime:

[Knoxtnhorn 6,309]

Fucking Rice had 10 points at half last week.  Rice.

[Happy Gilmore 1,004]

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

3 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Imagine openly rooting against the starting QB of the team. Yikes. 

I'm not rooting against him but he fucking sucks. And if he's the best we got, then we are in serious trouble. This dude can't even gain a 1st down. Even a low rank Arky team doesn't even respect him. See what Casey has.

I agree with giving Casey a go in the second half. His time to take a hold of the starting job if he wants it. Shitty to be in 16pt hole but a TD on the opening drive changes things 

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

On the plus side only took 90 minutes to discount OU tickets 50%.  

[Nicole44 22,317]

We better come out of that locker room with some kind of ‘tude 

I DVR’d this but I don’t think I will be rewatching it. Unless something incredible happens. 

[SKA the boss 729]

Can Card legit yell “Mississippi five“ before he snaps? I’m just thinking because if Okafor is going to spin in a 360 and LT is going to escort his rusher to the pocket every time, we should try that.

[Knoxtnhorn 6,309]

2 minutes ago, HornPhD said:

Good thing I have plenty of beer and whiskey; and my daughter’s soccer game tomorrow isn’t until noon. 

Same.  I've got a lot of bourbon and my own soccer game isn't until 11.

[UTEX_ME 4,289]

Rice is going to take us to the woodshed

[Funk Doctor Spock 13,289]

I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

[Pimphand 6,373]

5 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

Imagine openly rooting against the starting QB of the team. Yikes. 

I'm not rooting against the starting QB you fuckstain. I am calling out the dipshits who whined about Thompson going in to early last week.

 

You fucking clown. 🤡

[F250 29,202]

3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

true

 

and when he does get the happy feet, he keeps fucking running to the sides.   Just go forward man, get 3 or 4 yards get on the ground to avoid a hit and move to the next play.

 

instead he keeps sideways running trying to make a miracle throw to players moving opposite his direction of running. 

This. Dude hesitates and then ends up bailing out for the sideline. There were a lot of plays where he could have just tucked the ball and picked up a few extra yards.

 

[UDontKnow 10,572]

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Fucking Rice had 10 points at half last week.  Rice.

Isn't college football beautiful like that? Each week is a different story.

Arkansas certainly didn't get up to play Rice the way they got up to play Texas. That much is certain.

[Vito Andolini 9,454]

It’s been a problem since I was in school many decades ago, our players start smelling their own farts and believe we are fucking entitled to good shit. Only Vince was able to break that culture, and the remnants of that mentality remained thru Colt’s tenure, then dissipated into the wind. 

No program eats Parcell’s poison cheese like our weak minded players. Fuck. 

[lilMAC25 4,003]

LMAO at the people saying Sark is like Herman.

 

this shit didn’t happen to Herman.