[Game Thread] Longhorns @ Razorbacks in Fayettnam

[Macanudo 13328]

Play calling sucks ass.

[Sir Ulrich 5337]

Wasting early downs again. 

[Patricio Swayze 17058]

I’m done if Card comes back out on the field.

[Don Hornleone 530]

Fucking unbelievable.

[0xdeadbeef 1700]

TV says sark has never won when trailing by 10 at the half?   F-me.  I'll take Mack Brown every day and twice on Saturday.

 

[nineliveslost 3011]

Just now, 2k15 said:

Carolina Gamecocks fan here... welcome to the SEC, y'all. Wondering why your board is so damn antagonistic to each other.

This is our fucking house 

[ChickenNuggets 1661]

I got drunk for this shit?

[4th&Five 42013]

Schooler watching the ball roll up the field. The fuck?

[ATXbronco 4512]

Super disappointed that Casey didn't start the second.

Guess it's important to get QB1 to learn to get a comeback going but we already know Casey is a winner.

[Knoxtnhorn 6309]

Lulz.  Brock and Schooler down the punt.  Closest they've been to the ball all night.

[Real Papi 1113]

WTF, no adjustments coming out of half time.  Need a TO

[UDontKnow 10572]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

COME BACK THIS HALF AND WHOOP THESE METH HEADS FUCK

Don't forget these fuckers in the first half challenged your manhood.

This is absolutely terrible. Why would you compare a football game to the worst day in American history?

[Mdhorn 6166]

Why throw it to somebody well short of the first down with a defender draped?  

[Macklemore 2945]

16 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I'm gonna watch some porn while my wife is at work taking care of covid pts. Maybe seeing Riley Reed, Sydney Cole, Elsa Jean, and Ashley Sinclair in a lesbo scene will cheer me up 

Porn is for amateurs. Real men call up whores or get a sugar baby to come sick your suck for dick for $100

[hookem48 4857]

Brock actually did something

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Lol welp that will do it. Sark is gonna be terrible. That’s what you drew up to counter that defense at halftime? Wtf.

[Duane Moore 5764]

I honestly don’t think Casey will fare much better with this O-line and receivers, but at this point he probably deserves a shot. 

[Pimphand 6374]

12 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

You sound retarded. Get help 

No you stupid cocksmoking clown. Keep Card in clown 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

[Nicole44 22326]

I don’t care who the HC is…this whole “I don’t use the transfer portal” crap pisses me off. 
 

I don’t want Sark to fucking panic but I do want him to change up the play calling.

[Dilligas 690]

2 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You’re such a fucking pussy.

Maybe. Or maybe I’m just sick of being disappointed with shitty perfomanances 

[StruggleBus 3922]

Jesus. If Card stays in we are getting shut out. Come the fuck on

[mchookem 16778]

2 minutes ago, FOXHOUND said:

That stat line is Charlie Strongesque

i mean the last time Arkansas kicked our ass he was coach, so of course. 

[Droopy 2639]

Really? That’s your second half series?

Fuck outta here with that bland shit. 

[6th Street 6692]

Sark is Herman 2.0

[Vic Mackey 47987]

Grade a clown show

[hookem48 4857]

Just now, Mdhorn said:

Why throw it to somebody well short of the first down with a defender draped?  

because there was no one else to throw to?

[hayden_horn 11402]

1 minute ago, 2k15 said:

Carolina Gamecocks fan here... welcome to the SEC, y'all. Wondering why your board is so damn antagonistic to each other.

welcome. go fuck yourself. this won't end well for you 

[Macklemore 2945]

Just now, UDontKnow said:

This is absolutely terrible. Why would you compare a football game to the worst day in American history?

Lighten up Francis he’s trying to be funny.

[Pimphand 6374]

Just now, Nicole44 said:

I don’t care who the HC is…this whole “I don’t use the transfer portal” crap pisses me off. 
 

I don’t want Sark to fucking panic but I do want him to change up the play calling.

Put your badass backup QB in for fucks sake.

[Gatorubet 30757]

I got drunk for this shit?

That was a good move, in retrospect.

[CurlyDumps 4662]

tExAs iS tHe m0re tAleNteD tEaM

[Mdhorn 6166]

Our Dline doing alright for the most part.  Offense isn't helping at all.  

[Zeus 6865]

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

This is absolutely terrible. Why would you compare a football game to the worst day in American history?

U don't know

[BurntOrange&White 41957]

QB doesn’t matter when 3/4 guys are fucking our OL up

[Celery Man 21100]

2 minutes ago, 2k15 said:

Carolina Gamecocks fan here... welcome to the SEC, y'all. Wondering why your board is so damn antagonistic to each other.

Fuck your mother

[OU Sucks 9405]

Colorado is laughing at our offense.

[perfectchaos007 6780]

Just now, mchookem said:

i mean the last time Arkansas kicked our ass he was coach, so of course. 

Wonder if Pittman will say this has been borderline erotic after the game

[Eastwood 4394]

PTSD intensifies

[Tom Chairman 277]

Jesus. If Card stays in we are getting shut out. Come the fuck on

Guessing that was his last drive. Throwing to a covered receiver 5 yards short of the sticks is regarded.

[Flg8rfan 201]

Are you retarded? Fair question 

Fair question. For two quarters of the game, Texas has scored ZERO points. Arkansas has scored 16.

I like Texas, I like Texas joining the SEC. I think it’s a great thing for both Texas AND the SEC.

Arkansas has been at the bottom of the SEC since the 90’s. They are rolling over Texas because they play competition instead of walking through the big 12.

Prove me wrong.

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2651]

I’m still so confused. Does card not pay attention to downs?? Why so many 3rd and underneaths. 

[Nicole44 22326]

1 minute ago, ChickenNuggets said:

I got drunk for this shit?

I’m glad I didn’t start drinking. Honestly. That’s a first for me on a Saturday. No point in starting now.

[Bigbend1812 13060]

2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I’m done if Card comes back out on the field.

Lol.  Already?

[BachelorTrek 3322]

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

Porn is for amateurs. Real men call up whores or get a sugar baby to come sick your suck for dick for $100

Or for free because they're super-freaks! Lulz.

[deft 7062]

Rewatching 1H offense... We need to run play action quick passing early on the series... They're very aggreasive on 1st and 2nd, then sitting on 3rd

Bruh ain’t nobody coaching out there

[DanTheHorn 5092]

Ok Card I want to be here for you but a 5 yard throw on 3rd and 9 gets you shit

[Liquor and Poker 3659]

Can we hire Mark “Mr. Cartoon” Machado to coach?

[Knoxtnhorn 6309]

1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

I honestly don’t think Casey will fare much better with this O-line and receivers, but at this point he probably deserves a shot. 

Agree.  But there's always the chance he breaks containment and goes yard.

[pacman 7509]

Apparently both lines spent practice time playing pattycake.

The poir play against the Cajuns has gotten worse

Edited September 12, 2021 by pacman

[TwiceHorn 32091]

Looks like a good decision to turn it off.