Aggy @ Buffs - Fox

[Elmer_Fudd 22989]

Calzada's got a 2nd half interception in him.

[Lhorn 5092]

8 minutes ago, mdleast said:

At least the Colorado fans will surely be impressed by the classiness of the Aggy fans??

Hope Rusty is hiding under the RV. 

[Tex-19 3013]

I expect Calzone to get slightly better than this shitshow, but how many games does Aggy lose if King is out for an extended period?

If the full season, I'd say minimum 5 (Bama, Auburn, Ole Miss, @ LSU, at least one other). 

[Starfleet Command 441]

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

No, they're not really that loaded. They have good talent but loaded is really overstating it, especially when you have two duds and then walk-ons at QB.

You can have an elite defense and a decent OL but if you suck at QB you’re still going to struggle. I don’t know why this problem of theirs has been ignored up until now. 

[DaggerHorns 3170]

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

[WBT 20972]

Colorado was 6-3 against aggy in the Big 12, 4-1 in Boulder and 2-2 in lit station

[BERT 4498]

1 minute ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

Oh yes you will!!

[Blotto 24013]

Just now, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

he fell out of the rollercoaster and fucked up his ankle

[Izhmash 580]

1 minute ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

Got rocked by a couple buffs

[conVINCEd 21477]

1 minute ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

Snapped in half.

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

2 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

He got picked up and crushed like an empty juice box, lucky his neck isn't broken.

 

[fatheryeet 1554]

were they hissing at the end of the half?

[MIkeHoncho 2019]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

I expect Calzone to get slightly better than this shitshow, but how many games does Aggy lose if King is out for an extended period?

If the full season, I'd say minimum 5 (Bama, Auburn, Ole Miss, @ LSU, at least one other). 

This is really a win for them though.  Well, we only lost 4-5 with our backup QB.  Woulda been undefeated with The King (put it on a t-shirt, print a cup).  Next year, we'll be a dominant force with The King back.  No way anyone can hang with us next season.  Woop. 

[Burt 4137]

4 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I hate that I feel like aggy is gonna win and claim Colorado should be a top 10 team.

FIFY

[gmr548 16695]

Aggy is going to win and the score line probably won’t even inform a casual observer of the fact that Colorado was particularly competitive, let alone controlled a half.

Aggy offense is putrid though.

[TexLonghorn 5737]

4 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

[Gut Wagon 8219]

5 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Hope Rusty is hiding under the RV. 

Meat will be judged. 

[Dilligas 688]

12 minutes ago, ElChupacabra said:

Got an interwebz link?

No ran to liquor store and found it on AM radio

[Bevo14 8468]

15 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Aggies are loaded and losing to a bad team. 

This is on Jimbo.

I wish Jimbo could coach aggy and LSU at the same time.

[Blotto 24013]

10 more years, Whoop! 10 more years, Whoop!

 

 

Edited September 11, 2021 by Blotto

[Lou_Sassle 2995]

6 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

I expect Calzone to get slightly better than this shitshow, but how many games does Aggy lose if King is out for an extended period?

If the full season, I'd say minimum 5 (Bama, Auburn, Ole Miss, @ LSU, at least one other). 

I mean... how many were they realistically going to win even if that noodle armed, butt hole eyed gomer didn't get hurt? 

[Basil 773]

Aggy looks like shit.

[SEC 1174]

9 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

sore pussy

[MonkeyDoughnut 10803]

Apparently QB whisperer class has enrollment cap of 1

[HenryJames 67330]

We scored 55 on this Colorado team and fired our coach.

[Gil Bang 26233]

If aggy pulls this out, Calzone will he a hero, regardless of how shitty he is.   "Spirit that can ne'er be told, etc". 

[Lhorn 5092]

3 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Holy crap. That looks like domination. 

[Redmen62 126]

Just now, HenryJames said:

We scored 55 on this Colorado team and fired our coach.

And benched the QB

[Hornlover 8941]

9 minutes ago, DaggerHorns said:

What happened to King? I’m drinking and I’m not going back in this thread.

 

[Blotto 24013]

Just now, HenryJames said:

We scored 55 on this Colorado team and fired our coach.

mostly with our 2nd string qb.

[Hornlover 8941]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

We scored 55 on this Colorado team and fired our coach.

Colorado didn't want to be there

[Tex-19 3013]

Just now, Lhorn said:

Holy crap. That looks like domination. 

It is. Colorado's coach is a dumbass and has cost them points.

[TKthunder2 5059]

Just now, Hornlover said:

 

Fucker couldn’t even put it on full screen…douche

[Basil 773]

He got picked up and crushed like an empty juice box, lucky his neck isn't broken.  

Aggielit?

[JesusSweatDuck 18100]

10 minutes ago, Izhmash said:

Got rocked by a couple buffs

Buffalo boofing

[Funk Doctor Spock 13283]

I don't think I'm overstating it when I say it's impressive at just how shitty the aggy offense is. It may actually be the worst in all of FBS. 

[Cairn Horn88 8502]

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

If aggy pulls this out, Calzone will he a hero, regardless of how shitty he is.   "Spirit that can ne'er be told, etc". 

Time for aggy to call down the 12th man from the stands!!

[Gut Wagon 8219]

1 minute ago, Tex-19 said:

It is. Colorado's coach is a dumbass and has cost them points.

"Imposing your will" is only a good idea if you can actually do it. 

[OU Sucks 9380]

1 minute ago, TKthunder2 said:

Fucker couldn’t even put it on full screen…douche

Would have been flagged for being a snuff film if it was full screen

[Elmer_Fudd 22989]

IDK why Colorado didn't change the play on the QB sneak.  A quick toss is probably an easy TD.  Aggy had everyone over the Center.

[ChickenNuggets 1661]

Initial perusal of TexAgs, they have a term... "Bama-Ready" (which they're bitching about not being)...  what inferiority complex compels the use of a term like that?

 

Seriously lil' bro... you still the same after all these years.. 

[RamjetFDO 10648]

Never realized that I needed to see what a stoned sea lion looked like... but here we are.

[TexArcher 39064]

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

I don't think I'm overstating it when I say it's impressive at just how shitty the aggy offense is. It may actually be the worst in all of FBS. 

if King is out for the year, aggy's fucked.

The dropoff from King to Calzada is big enough to turn a 9- or 10-win team into a 6-win team.

[gmr548 16695]

Initial perusal of TexAgs, they have a term... "Bama-Ready" (which they're bitching about not being)...  what inferiority complex compels the use of a term like that?
 
Seriously lil' bro... you still the same after all these years.. 

I’d probably worry about being Colorado or Mississippi State ready but to each their own I guess.

[Pato del Muerto 53464]

Here’s the King injury for those that don’t want to go back. Spoiler because gore

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Edited September 11, 2021 by Pato del Muerto
Well shit half credit?

[Kel Varnsen 8748]

Do we get to use a classy nickname like Cart McCry?

Pains King? Best I got.

[Bullneck 19517]

I see they are playing in Denver and not Boulder.

[UDontKnow 10571]

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Do we get to use a classy nickname like Cart McCry?

Pains King? Best I got.

Haynes Queen

[SEC 1174]

2 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Do we get to use a classy nickname like Cart McCry?

Pains King? Best I got.

Bro King

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

19 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

 

I don’t think Calzada is a crutch. Crutches are useful.