Steve Sarkisian rolled over

[bigcigar 1164]

I’m very thankful our qb whisperer head coach put in a guy that clearly isn’t ready for the speed of the game and didn’t adjust until it was far too late. 
 

I’m hesitant to place the 5 snow oline on him, but if the Arkansas coach can get 5 guys together that can make space, maybe that’s a fuck sark too.

Having the announcers point out herman coached teams never got bent over like this was a nice touch. 
 

In sum, fuck CDC for this bullshit. Absolutely embarrassing in all 3 phases of the game.

[taybo20 2825]

1 minute ago, Sal said:

Though we weren’t perfect by any means last week, we had a decent gameplan and execution that led to an easy win. This week, it seemed like we threw all of it out the window. I just don’t get it. What am I missing? Why would we completely change up things that worked, play into their hands, etc.? That’s not even mentioning areas like the OL and DL that regressed or stayed the same week-over-week. 

No actually we didn’t change anything and doubled down. That’s why we were so dominated. The arky LBs were shooting the gaps without care. And without a qb run threat they didn’t have to worry about over committing.  It was mostly being out coached straight up. 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

1 minute ago, squeegeedegg said:

The defense never shut down the run, from beginning to end, despite trying to.  That's a recipe for a loss all day every day.  I'm angry at the offense too, specifically the O line and receivers, but I've always been pessimistic about where we were gonna be offensively this year anyway.  Bitching about which QB to play when they've both been neck and neck all camp is asinine seeing where we really lost this game.  We want to play and defend in space.  Arky made this game about constant impact, hard and constant whether on the attack or on the defense.  We didn't have the makeup for this type of game and the coaches just found that out.  If we keep butting our heads against the wall for the rest of the season I'll get on the Sark sucks train but right not after seeing tonight

I'm hoping this was the wake up call we needed. Feel like these dudes were to full of themselves after last week. If not well fuck me. We suck again 

[6th Street 6392]

I think we just needed to run up the middle some more

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

Just now, 6th Street said:

I think we just needed to run up the middle some more

Lol wtf was that about? 

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

2 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

I’m very thankful our qb whisperer head coach put in a guy that clearly isn’t ready for the speed of the game and didn’t adjust until it was far too late. 
 

I’m hesitant to place the 5 snow oline on him, but if the Arkansas coach can get 5 guys together that can make space, maybe that’s a fuck sark too.

Having the announcers point out herman coached teams never got bent over like this was a nice touch. 
 

In sum, fuck CDC for this bullshit. Absolutely embarrassing in all 3 phases of the game.

If you're throwing Crystal under the bus you gotta throw Eltiffe and the Pres (sorry name escapes me....been on a drinking binge since the first offensive series) 

[Ldogg53 514]

1 minute ago, 6th Street said:

I think we just needed to run up the middle some more

With slow developing plays out of the shotgun.  

[BradInATX 9208]

I'm just shocked that a multiple time failure of a coach that had been fired from every head coaching job he's ever had isn't the guy.

But it's all good, he just needs a few of his own recruiting classes to not get destroyed by bottom of the barrel SEC teams. Can't wait to make excuses for him for the next three years.

What a stupid, chicken shit hire.

[Billy Pilgrim 1962]

I think Nichol’s State us showing us that last week was fools gold. ULaLa sucks worse than we do and that’s bad.

[The Ace of Aces 5182]

if the 3rd coach can’t turn things around, it’s not a coaching issue. It’s a program issue.

[Slacks 6819]

15 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I’ll admit I didn’t understand the 3 consecutive K Robinson runs. Not sure what that thinking was

Reps for Keilan. Have to see what he can do.  Score didn't matter.

Plus, Sark knows (now) that Casey scores there... like he did.

 

[Aqua Buddha 14596]

2 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I'm just shocked that a multiple time failure of a coach that had been fired from every head coaching job he's ever had isn't the guy.

But it's all good, he just needs a few of his own recruiting classes to not get destroyed by bottom of the barrel SEC teams. Can't wait to make excuses for him for the next three years.

What a stupid, chicken shit hire.


 

This needs to be said more.  Average coach at UW and USC and drank himself out of a job.  Why is he coach at Texas again?

[taybo20 2825]

2 minutes ago, Snacks said:

Reps for Keilan. Have to see what he can do.  Score didn't matter.

Plus, Sark knows (now) that Casey scores there... like he did.

 

This is some stupid ass logic. But most of your takes are. Go start a “we are going to win” thread

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

4 minutes ago, Ldogg53 said:

With slow developing plays out of the shotgun.  

Mack?

[F250 28772]

26 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

I never wondered what a marriage of the pussiness of Tom Herman and the incompetence of Chuck Strong might look like....seems like I might find out against my will.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

4 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

I think Nichol’s State us showing us that last week was fools gold. ULaLa sucks worse than we do and that’s bad.

That's just Billy Napier football bruh. Very similar to Tom Herman football. Seriously look at their 2020 schedule it was all one possession games outside Iowa State  

[bigcigar 1164]

5 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

If you're throwing Crystal under the bus you gotta throw Eltiffe and the Pres (sorry name escapes me....been on a drinking binge since the first offensive series) 

Completely agree…even if you butchered the names.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

Just now, bigcigar said:

Completely agree…even if you butchered the names.

It's been a helluva couple hours 

[bigcigar 1164]

1 minute ago, Happy Gilmore said:

It's been a helluva couple hours 

Catching up quickly

[Atticus 3973]

11 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I'm just shocked that a multiple time failure of a coach that had been fired from every head coaching job he's ever had isn't the guy.

But it's all good, he just needs a few of his own recruiting classes to not get destroyed by bottom of the barrel SEC teams. Can't wait to make excuses for him for the next three years.

What a stupid, chicken shit hire.


 

He didnt get fired from UW, he basically resigned from SC after the drinking got way out of hand.

I'm interested in seeing if he stays off the bottle when the heat turns up to 11 though.

[Apex73 313]

12 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

if the 3rd coach can’t turn things around, it’s not a coaching issue. It’s a program issue.

Yep.  It all starts at the administrative level.  If fans keep accepting mediocrity then there's no reason to change.  They made their money.

[Happy Gilmore 1001]

2 minutes ago, Atticus said:

He didnt get fired from UW, he basically resigned from SC after the drinking got way out of hand.

I'm interested in seeing if he stays off the bottle when the heat turns up to 11 though.

He wasn't bad at USC either. He was just an idiot w the drinking 

[BradInATX 9208]

He didnt get fired from UW, he basically resigned from SC after the drinking got way out of hand.
I'm interested in seeing if he stays off the bottle when the heat turns up to 11 though.

This is the face of a man that just left the nice safe space of Saban's program and realized he has no idea what he's doing and has to go home and drink a tonic and lime. He's like a week away from smashing Tom Herman's wife and getting thrown off the airplane. Something something something Kendra Scott

[Hmbre97 6308]

At least he's not fiddling with the mic about to have a nervous breakdown like the previous bitch we had employed

[BradInATX 9208]

At least he's not fiddling with the mic about to have a nervous breakdown like the previous bitch we had employed

That was Mack against Virginia Tech also how dare you

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[hookem48 4687]

It all starts with the offensive line, we suck and have from the last years of Mack, through Strong. Herman and still to this day.

[Coach pop a bitch 5459]

4 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

This is the face of a man that just left the nice safe space of Saban's program and realized he has no idea what he's doing and has to go home and drink a tonic and lime. He's like a week away from smashing Tom Herman's wife and getting thrown off the airplane.




 

I want to smash Michelle am I wrong for that

[BradInATX 9208]

I want to smash Michelle am I wrong for that

Nope. She's a ride or die bitch.

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[TexasGolf 4902]

7 minutes ago, Hmbre97 said:

At least he's not fiddling with the mic about to have a nervous breakdown like the previous bitch we had employed

 

[Stunns38 3460]

I think we just needed to run up the middle some more

With our 160 lb RB

[Tree Fidy 1175]

Let the QB controversy begin…unfortunately.

[dcar00 14182]

52 minutes ago, taybo20 said:

I’ll admit I didn’t understand the 3 consecutive K Robinson runs. Not sure what that thinking was

those were the "put on the film that his lineman are a bunch of pussies and Flood better fix it or his ass is gone" play selection.

[dcar00 14182]

3 minutes ago, Tree Fidy said:

Let the QB controversy begin…unfortunately.

eh. give Casey the keys.  he's way more athletic and instinctive than Card and with this OL we need that.

[El Squared 1802]

At least we hired an offensive genius, although I didn’t think it was to offend the fans, I thought it was to offend the other team’s defense, but clearly I was mistaken. As far as QB whisperer, he must have whispered some about getting boofood a lot by piggy , porn-stache looked prison-wife skeered all night.

[Ldogg53 514]

19 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

I want to smash Michelle am I wrong for that

She’s legit marriage material. And I say that as a dude who has been divorced and doesn’t believe in marriage anymore. 

[Aqua Buddha 14596]

27 minutes ago, Atticus said:

He didnt get fired from UW, he basically resigned from SC after the drinking got way out of hand.

I'm interested in seeing if he stays off the bottle when the heat turns up to 11 though.

He wasn't great at either job and he was drunk most of the time.  Why was he hired at Texas based on his resume?

[ChiTownDoc 21154]

1 hour ago, USNALonghorn said:

Should’ve played Casey in the second fucking quarter.

He has the right genes.  Just like DKR.  Shit talking aside that was pathetic.  Seeing my young nephews cry over this abortion is painful.  

[taybo20 2825]

3 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

those were the "put on the film that his lineman are a bunch of pussies and Flood better fix it or his ass is gone" play selection.

the whole game is good for that

[dcar00 14182]

21 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

It all starts with the offensive line, we suck and have from the last years of Mack, through Strong. Herman and still to this day.

that why we need the coach who will not be named....or maybe....Sam Pittman.

[dcar00 14182]

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

the whole game is good for that

sure. but its even better when you can't get one yard at the goal line. pussies, every last one of them.  soft as motherfucking charmin.

[TwiceHorn 31463]

45 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

If you're throwing Crystal under the bus you gotta throw Eltiffe and the Pres (sorry name escapes me....been on a drinking binge since the first offensive series) 

Hartzell. I was told many times that CDC was shut out of the coaching search.

I never once believed it, but I am pretty sure it was a joint effort.

Edited September 12, 2021 by TwiceHorn

[LTtxfan 49185]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

No offense is going to be successful when you have an OL this bad. Okafor is just too slow and Majors was destroyed. Jones is hurt and he's really a guard. I absolutely can not stand that Flood didn't bench some of those guys tonight.

Yeah -- gotta make changes on O-line for sure.  Karic has to play more.  The fact that Hayden is already vying for playing time tells you all that you need to know about some of these crap O-linemen that TEXAS currently has on the roster.  

Still wish Flood would have brought in 1-2 transfer guys to help this O-line.  

[Big Woodrows 4200]

46 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

I'm just shocked that a multiple time failure of a coach that had been fired from every head coaching job he's ever had isn't the guy.

But it's all good, he just needs a few of his own recruiting classes to not get destroyed by bottom of the barrel SEC teams. Can't wait to make excuses for him for the next three years.

What a stupid, chicken shit hire.


 

 

43 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This needs to be said more.  Average coach at UW and USC and drank himself out of a job.  Why is he coach at Texas again?

 

31 minutes ago, BradInATX said:

This is the face of a man that just left the nice safe space of Saban's program and realized he has no idea what he's doing and has to go home and drink a tonic and lime. He's like a week away from smashing Tom Herman's wife and getting thrown off the airplane. Something something something Kendra Scott






 

Jesus Christ it was one fucking game. Are y'all's pussies usually this gaping wide?

[dcar00 14182]

41 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

This needs to be said more.  Average coach at UW and USC and drank himself out of a job.  Why is he coach at Texas again?

cute tag line and Saban lineage.  we tried Urban lineage and we're 0 fer 2, staring at 0 fer 3.

 

[Aqua Buddha 14596]

Just now, Big Woodrows said:

 

 

Jesus Christ it was one fucking game. Are y'all's pussies usually this gaping wide?

I'm talking about his entire career resume.  Why was he a good hire?  Please be detailed.

[Jimbob 420]

33 minutes ago, Atticus said:

He didnt get fired from UW, he basically resigned from SC after the drinking got way out of hand.

I'm interested in seeing if he stays off the bottle when the heat turns up to 11 though.

He didn’t basically resign from USC, he signed a “last chance” contract after the drunken salute to Troy banquet and proceeded to show up drunk to practice and then disappeared when he got called out. 
 

He filed a $30M wrongful termination suit against USC that he subsequently lost.  
 

So no, he did not basically resign from USC.  

[dcar00 14182]

1 minute ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

 

Jesus Christ it was one fucking game. Are y'all's pussies usually this gaping wide?

let me guess. you typed that after Maryland twice, shitty Notre Dame, Cal twice, etc. 

and Sark is the one that showed his gaping wide pussy.

[Beantown Express 2.0 6559]

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

I'm talking about his entire career resume.  Why was he a good hire?  Please be detailed.

Why was he a good hire?  He has proven that when he has a offense full of 5 stars and a huge talent advantage over the other teams he can put up otherworldly numbers on offense.  Now he just needs to figure out a way to get that kind of talent advantage on his Texas team.  

[Big Woodrows 4200]

Just now, dcar00 said:

let me guess. you typed that after Maryland twice, shitty Notre Dame, Cal twice, etc.

you're free to show me where in my post history that happened, otherwise why don't you take a big step back and literally fuck your own face

[Atticus 3973]

10 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

He wasn't great at either job and he was drunk most of the time.  Why was he hired at Texas based on his resume?

He was good enough at UW to get a better job than the one he's in right now. He lost his job at SC because he couldn't control his drinking. 

He then rebounded to orchestrate some of the best offenses CFB has seen at Bama.

He was fired from the Falcons though, so maybe it was just Saban making him look good.

Either way, he was probably the best we could hope for and he assembled a strong staff. How they handle this loss and play against Texas Tech in two weeks will show us all we need to know.