NFL Week 1 thread

[Macklemore 2,876]

Just now, wood said:

And there it is...BM with the crucial pick.

He had a great game. Their stupid punter deserves the L.

[Vic Mackey 47,168]

Lol. What the fuck was Baker doing. Falling down and you make that throw in that coverage? 

[Pimphand 5,931]

Bowel Movement finally shit the bed in the end.

[Deej 76,964]

Haha. Fuck you, Baker.

[Fudbelty 2,791]

Surely this the least amount of yards needed for 5tds. Hell, probably even 3 tds.

[Guest]

Fuck Cleveland.

[Underdog 28,798]

Hearing "bonus coverage" is about as good as hearing "60 minutes will be seen in its entirety except on the West Coast at the conclusion of this game."  

[Vic Mackey 47,168]

Just now, Macklemore said:

He had a great game. Their stupid punter deserves the L.

This was not a great game by him. He had 2 drives to get this win. Failed both times. They failed in the 2nd half. 0 TDs. 1 pick. Could not deliver when the pressure was getting to him and the Chiefs punched them in the mouth. That punt meant nothing. Mahomes was still getting the ball and was scoring. And Baker was still going to be Baker and fail when it matters.

[wood 11,287]

4 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

He had a great game. Their stupid punter deserves the L.

Sure, except for probably the two biggest throws of the game. Classic Baker.

[ztejas 43,548]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

This was not a great game by him. He had 2 drives to get this win. Failed both times. They failed in the 2nd half. 0 TDs. 1 pick. Could not deliver when the pressure was getting to him and the Chiefs punched them in the mouth. That punt meant nothing. Mahomes was still getting the ball and was scoring. And Baker was still going to be Baker and fail when it matters.

They scored a TD in the third.

 But yeah this wasn't a great game from him. 

[hookem48 4,703]

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

This was not a great game by him. He had 2 drives to get this win. Failed both times. They failed in the 2nd half. 0 TDs. 1 pick. Could not deliver when the pressure was getting to him and the Chiefs punched them in the mouth. That punt meant nothing. Mahomes was still getting the ball and was scoring. And Baker was still going to be Baker and fail when it matters.

that punt meant nothing? We get the Baker hate but that's just fucking stupid

[ztejas 43,548]

3 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

Surely this the least amount of yards needed for 5tds. Hell, probably even 3 tds.

It was. Already mentioned that. 

[Brothahorn 10,087]

Sean Peyton may have done the greatest rebuild in history.

[Nicole44 22,078]

So will the new look Rams crush the Bears? How long before the pitchforks come out on Dalton for being out there? Will he still have the Grizzly Adams beard he has been growing? So many questions…

[Underdog 28,798]

6 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

Sean Peyton may have done the greatest rebuild in history.

Mofo should've been in Dallas a long time ago.  Fuck you, Jerry. 

[Nicole44 22,078]

 

[Hermanator 7,181]

15 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Hearing "bonus coverage" is about as good as hearing "60 minutes will be seen in its entirety except on the West Coast at the conclusion of this game."  

When I hear that 60 minutes clock ticking open I have a pronounced feeling of dread for a split second in flashback to dreading school as a kid  and knowing that sound meant the end of the weekend

[aggie08 21,559]

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Get the feeling that he's going to take a month "off" like LeBron in Cleveland to make his point to management.

What an awesome team leader.

[Nicole44 22,078]

1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

Get the feeling that he's going to take a month "off" like LeBron in Cleveland to make his point to management.

What an awesome team leader.

This…also…wow

 

[DeadArmadillo 907]

This…also…wow
 

Is that bad?

[4th&Five 41,602]

I’m a Saints fan so loved it but Rodgers isn’t gonna do much with that current OL no matter how committed he is. 

[Nicole44 22,078]

Nice to see Montgomery break off a nice run.

[Nicole44 22,078]

Yikes. 

[Nicole44 22,078]

Wow. Stafford already with TD. 

[SarkAfterDark 1,694]

I'm going to assume most posting in here didn't actually watch that Saints game. Saints DL manhandled the Packers DL and the WRs couldn't get open against man coverage. Then combine all that with not being able to run the ball. Whole Packers offense was shit. I wouldn't put this solely on Rodgers.

[Bodhi 1,124]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 Mahomes was still getting the ball and was scoring. And Baker was still going to be Baker and fail when it matters.

So Baker sucks because he isn't Mahomes?  That's going to be a tough standard for most QBs to live up to. 

[Deej 76,964]

44 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

This…also…wow

 

Fuck that guy.

 

[Deej 76,964]

Just now, Bodhi said:

So Baker sucks because he isn't Mahomes?  That's going to be a tough standard for most QBs to live up to. 

No, he sucks because he's Baker Mayfield.

 

[Vito Andolini 9,134]

1 hour ago, bamachine said:

Final 17-16. All three TDs scored by former Bama players(Mac threw the one Pats TD) but also the last two turnovers were former Bama players.

Wait? Alabama players are good? Who knew?

And the woman in your avatar could fit into one bra cup of her current self. Sorry, “Lily,” I’m not attacking you, just saying your giant tits are even giant-er. 

[ChiTownDoc 21,175]

That classic sooner magic.  Looks so good. Win win win then right when you’re against the very best…DERP.  FML.  Bring back Barry.  The King.  

[Bodhi 1,124]

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

No, he sucks because he's Baker Mayfield.

 

In the 25 years before Baker started there the Browns had a win percentage of ~32%.  Since he has started they are slightly above 50% and potentially trending up.  Of course, context does not matter.

[Deej 76,964]

It's a low bar, obviously. 

[Colonel Sanders 1,370]

This was from the last commercial break.  Shit is fixed.

[Vito Andolini 9,134]

5 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

In the 25 years before Baker started there the Browns had a win percentage of ~32%.  Since he has started they are slightly above 50% and potentially trending up.  Of course, context does not matter.

Are you adding in several years from the Ravens? 

[Hook1997 5,404]

Bears switching qb’s just on random plays lol.  Man we suck in all management positions, coach, GM and owner.  

[Bodhi 1,124]

2 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Are you adding in several years from the Ravens? 

Doesn't look like it based on my quick review.  90-95, 99-17.  Then again, I'm not a math prodigy and moderately intoxicated.  

[Deej 76,964]

Virginia McCaskey looks pretty good for being Army Brat's great granddaughter. 

[Vito Andolini 9,134]

Just tuned in, I like the Rams unis. Glad their white jersey is actually white this year, they were a weird gray before.

(I guess they called it “bone.” https://www.si.com/nfl/2020/05/13/rams-release-new-uniforms-2020-season )

Edited September 13, 2021 by Vito Andolini

[WhatTheBuck 28,811]

1 minute ago, Vito Andolini said:

Just tuned in, I like the Rams unis. Glad their white jersey is actually white this year, they were a weird gray before.

They looked like pajamas.

[Dewey 3,296]

13 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Bears switching qb’s just on random plays lol.  Man we suck in all management positions, coach, GM and owner.  

Scared money don't make money. Playing Dalton means you're playing scared. I'd roll the dice with the unknown in Fields. 

[Funk Doctor Spock 12,526]

5 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Agree with this. Who is doing the play-by-play? He sounds like a young Al Michaels. 

You know, I'm not really sure. I was more focusing on Olsen than anything. His insight made the game more enjoyable, so I didn't really think to see whom he was broadcasting with. 

[Vito Andolini 9,134]

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They looked like pajamas.

And they are apparently not gone away, what we are seeing tonight is a “throwback,” and will be worn only three times this season. The Bone (pajamas) is Back 9 times this year, in most of the road games.

[Vito Andolini 9,134]

12 minutes ago, Bodhi said:

Doesn't look like it based on my quick review.  90-95, 99-17.  Then again, I'm not a math prodigy and moderately intoxicated.  

Bodhi, my man, I’m sure I’m much older than you, so I can’t help but think of anything associated with the “Cleveland Browns’ before 1999 to actually be the Baltimore Ravens. Yes, I know the NFL has assigned all Browns history to the current franchise, but I can’t help it. 

And good luck on turning that moderately intoxicated into fully. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8,823]

Those field level suites are awesome! You might see a quarter of the field if everyone standing in front of you on the sidelines stand in the right places

[Vito Andolini 9,134]

4 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Those field level suites are awesome! You might see a quarter of the field if everyone standing in front of you on the sidelines stand in the right places

Cowboys Stadium has them, too, but they also come with seats in the area just above their respective little “corral,” so it’s not as bad as it would seem. But you pay way too much for the right to mill around at field level, unless you like looking at sweaty ass.

[Firemans4Horn 18,127]

Aaron Donald is such a freak. Seems like he instantly beats his blocker on 40% of the snaps. 

[Hook1997 5,404]

Da Bears!  So you’re saying there’s a chance…

[shadow_operative2.0 16,035]

Strong D, Bears. 

[Hook1997 5,404]

You seriously Bring in Fields for one play for a shuffle pass?  😂

[Vic Mackey 47,168]

Well that was a hell of a drive by the Bears. Almost 10min and gets the TD.